1. Your butt is mine, Joshua!
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2. What? My butt?
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3. Weird.
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4. Where are we?
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5. This is my yoga room.
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6. And this is your new home.
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7. Downward, dog!
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8. Ouch!
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9. Welcome to revenge, Joshua.
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10. You'll never see your
loved ones again.
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11. Everything you need for
survival is booby-trapped.
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12. Huh.
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13. Now I'm gonna gank your blood
the way you ganked mine!
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14. Boo-yah!
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15. How does it feel, dog?
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16. How does it feel that
I've juiced your body
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17. and turned your blood
into Man-dazzle?
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18. Mm. Not that great.
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19. I feel weird in my skin.
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20. Wait. Is that it?
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21. Yeah, but I could
get used to this.
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22. What? No!
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23. You have to suffer!
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24. Okay.
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25. No "Okay"!
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26. When I say something,
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27. you're supposed
to disagree, okay?
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28. Okay.
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29. You're causing tension
in my neck and shoulders.
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30. I'm gonna go stretch it out.
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31. You stay here and suffer.
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32. Okay.
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33. Jake?
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34. Drat.
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35. Hmm.
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36. Ah!
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37. Hey, Lady.
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38. Listen, your husband got
abducted by Kee Oth the demon.
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39. Jake?
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40. Yeah, your hubby or...
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41. boyfriend or whatever.
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42. Yo, my Korean is not that good.
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43. Can you just get over here?
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44. We need to find a way to Kee
Oth's dimension, Shipshiyo.
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45. All right,
that sounds affirmative.
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46. See you soon. Bye.
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47. Just kidding.
I got a girl!
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48. Lady Rainicorn!
Yeah!
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49. Mm.
That don't look right.
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50. That's better.
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51. Excuse me.
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52. Hmm?
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53. Down here.
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54. Hi!
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55. Oh, my fun!
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56. I thought you was a rock!
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57. I'm not a rock.
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58. I'm a little buddy!
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59. Can you get off me, please?
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60. Whoops! Sorry.
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61. It's okay.
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62. Cool.
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63. You want to be friends?
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64. I'd like that!
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65. I've never had a friend.
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66. Whoa, seriously?
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67. My species spends its
first 12 years sleeping.
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68. I just woke up today!
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69. Hello?
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70. I'm just gonna pretend
you're sleeping.
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71. Whoop! She's here.
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72. I thought my body was
hopping up and down,
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73. but I was sitting still.
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74. What is it, Lady?
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75. What?
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76. Uh... something "skip."
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77. I don't know.
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78. Just play it, BMO.
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79. Jake? Finn? Jermaine?
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80. Whoever is watching this?
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81. Dad!
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82. I just opened up an
unexplored cavern deep in the
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83. underground-grasslands complex.
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84. Please refer to my
chart system, okay?
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85. I'm in Cave 73-H.
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86. In case I am
overtaken by an enemy,
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87. I need you to
retrieve my corpse.
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88. Hey, Lady.
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89. You asked me to
make you a video...
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90. BMO, skip! Skip!
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91. Saying JTD won't
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92. change his doggie ways...
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93. That should be good.
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94. Okay, I love you, girl.
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95. I hope you liked it.
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96. Bye!
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97. Over here, you see?
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98. The second half of
the tablet, I believe.
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99. Now, if I put this
together with mine,
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100. I should be able to create
a portal to the demon
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101. Kee Oth's dimension
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102. and trap him in a
circle of holy water.
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103. Okay, here we go.
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104. Perfect!
Okay, let's see...
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105. "Kee Oth zaple myrups pama..."
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106. Okay, this is scene one,
take one of "Heat Signature 2."
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107. Ready?
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108. Action!
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109. Father, it's been a year
since I was on the submarine,
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110. but I still hear the screams.
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111. I was forced to choose...
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112. The lives of my men
or the entire planet!
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113. What would you do?
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114. Tell me, father!
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115. I'm a mess, man!
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116. Oh!
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117. Wait, what do I say?
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118. Mm, check, please!
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119. No!
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120. Hold on, BMO.
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121. I feel like we need to watch
more of this video for clues,
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122. but you got to promise me that
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123. I'm not gonna see any
more weird Jake stuff.
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124. Okay, high five.
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125. Play it, BMO.
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126. Mm, guess what, Lady.
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127. This dirty dog needs a bath.
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128. Whoo!
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129. Aaaah!
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130. Aaaah!
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131. Aaaah!
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132. This stinks!
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133. What do you mean?
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134. Come on, Joshua!
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135. Back in the old days,
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136. you would've been up here
trying to take me apart!
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137. Uh, what?
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138. That's my Dad, Joshua,
back in the old days.
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139. I'm his son, dude.
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140. Shoot.
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141. Where is he?
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142. He's dead, dude.
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143. Don't make me get
emotional about it.
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144. Then why are you being
such a wimp then?
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145. Come on up here and beat
on me like your Dad would.
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146. Okay, that's weird.
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147. What's weird?
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148. You want to get beat up?
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149. That's weird.
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150. I'm not doing your weird biz.
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151. You won't fight?
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152. Nope.
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153. Heh-heh.
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154. What the...
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155. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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156. Oh, my gosh!
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157. Hi. I'm Samantha.
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158. I'm Jay T. T-The dog!
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159. I'm... I'm Jake.
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160. Only one can survive my pit!
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161. This bozo tried
stealing my blood, too!
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162. So youse better duke it out
and see who gets to live!
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163. But I haven't seen
a man-dog in years!
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164. And now the universe has
dropped one into my arms.
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165. Whoa, Lady.
No way.
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166. This boy is got.
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167. But fate has brought
us together!
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168. The stars have paired
you with a goddess!
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169. I like the way you talk,
but you are crazy.
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170. Kill or be killed, you two!
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171. Yes, if I'm so crazy,
then let's fight!
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172. No, girl, we can bounce
out of here.
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173. My friend Finn will
save us any second now.
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174. I don't wait for rescue.
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175. I conquer till I am conquered...
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176. by love or by the hand
of an adversary.
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177. Well, I guess we're gonna
have to fight then.
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178. Yaah!
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179. Okay, take your time.
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180. I got to do my daily
sun salutations.
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181. Release me, Joshua!
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182. I'll show you!
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183. Blech!
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184. Dude, your blood is harsh!
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185. That's 'cause I been
drinking so much holy water.
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186. It's in my blood, sucker!
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187. And naturally, I got to go
to the bathroom like crazy.
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188. Be right back!
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189. If I can't suck you,
I'll suck myself's blood.
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190. Taste it, scrub!
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191. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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192. Man, I can't believe it.
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193. I got to wee-wee again.
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194. Would you like to
rate this video?
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195. No time, BMO.
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196. Let's go find the
cave from the video.
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197. Maybe we'll find
more clues there.
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198. "Kee Oth zaple myrups
pama mancakes."
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199. Whoa.
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200. Jake?
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201. Yeesh.
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202. Eh?
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203. Jake?
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204. Finn, yes!
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205. Help me!
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206. Jake!
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207. This is not hugging!
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208. It's fighting!
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209. Fighting!
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210. Jake, what do I do?
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211. Should I kill him?
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212. With what?
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213. With this!
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214. Demon blood!
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215. That's right!
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216. Demon blood beats demon!
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217. Uh, that is not correct.
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218. Oh, yeah!
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219. Give me that blood, stupid!
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220. Whoaaaaaaa!
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221. Lady, don't break
the circle of protection!
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222. Aw, geez.
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223. He's sucking my
sword off its hilt!
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224. Yeah!
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225. Your circle can't
stop my sucking!
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226. Now I have your demon blood,
as well!
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227. Except it's not demon blood.
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228. It's a frozen grape juice that
was blessed by the priest.
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229. Cold.
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230. Bless this sword, Fodder!
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231. Mm. Check, please!
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232. Mmm. Grapy.
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233. Wait.
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234. Aaaaaaaaaah!
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235. My blood!
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236. Whoo!
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237. Coward!
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238. Whoop!
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239. Hey, hey!
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240. Lady!
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241. Let's go, bros!
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242. Samantha, you can come,
too, I guess.
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243. Very well.
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244. You've returned me to my world,
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245. so I recant my
oath to destroy you.
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246. You made an oath?
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247. Okay.
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248. Let's fight again sometime.
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249. Nah, I'll just
stretch into a tree.
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250. Hmm.
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251. Took long enough for you to
stretch out of that pit.
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252. Psh! Please. Not even.
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253. Uh, because Kee Oth
was right there!
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254. A-and there were traps.
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255. I didn't have no blood
this whole time,
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256. so I'm totally out of it.
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257. Jake?
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258. Whew! Sorry.
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259. I got a little
light-headed.
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260. I love you, too, Lady.
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261. Yo, guys.
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262. I still love Flame Princess.
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263. Okay, big hug.
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264. Hug!
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265. This party is so crazy!
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