Adventure Time 5x33

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Jake crafts the most delicious sandwich ever, but when Magic Man steals it, Finn must defy the laws of space and time to win back Jake's creation.

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1. Oh!

2. Ha ha! I win!

3. Oh. Hey, man.

4. You and BMO play finger spread quietly.

5. I need to get into the zone.

6. I am ready to receive instruction

7. from the realm of creation above me

8. for the sandwich I am about to conceive.

9. I am open.

10. Use me.

11. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

12. Rosemary, thyme.

13. Sous-vide.

14. Keep that at 135 degrees.

15. All right, now we're getting somewhere.

16. Cream cheese...

17. pickles from my boy Prismo...

18. and some dill!

19. Diced boiled eggs!

20. Bird from the window!

21. Yeah, baby, now we're rolling!

22. Whoo!

23. Common cucumber!

24. Sliced roma tomato.

25. Sweet yellow onion, organic.

26. Almost done.

27. Tears for salt.

28. Meat prepared sous-vide.

29. Bacon.

30. You're the most important part.

31. Lobster soul.

32. It's amazing.

33. Ohh-oh.

34. This is the greatest sandwich I've ever made.

35. Is it glowing?

36. You guys want some?

37. It's cool, man.

38. I know you want to eat the whole thing,

39. and I'm cool with that.

40. Thank you.

41. Magic Man!

42. Magic Dog!

43. I'll take some sandwich.

44. You stay away from my woman...

45. Eh, my sandwich!

46. Hmm, yeah, I could do that.

47. Or...

48. wait.

49. Wait.

50. Sandwiche!

51. Mijo!

52. Magic Man!

53. My sandwich!

54. That's a good-looking sandwich.

55. What are you gonna do with it?

56. Something gross?

57. It's got my germs, so it's mine now.

58. N-o-o-o-o-o!

59. Dead arms!

60. Give it back, you animal!

61. Look, if you really want your sandwich,

62. you'll have to solve my little riddle.

63. Unh!

64. When your face shows 7:20, when green leaves turn brown,

65. the only way forward is down.

66. Then you'll see, the wetter, the better.

67. That's not even a riddle.

68. It's word play, at best!

69. You try and come up with something on the spot!

70. It's hard!

71. Aah!

72. Now to savor the moment.

73. It's just you and me, baby.

74. What the...

75. Jake, wait!

76. What's he doin' in there?

77. Why did he freeze himself with my sandwich?

78. He's not frozen.

79. He's super-slow-mozen, motion.

80. Look.

81. Aw! That's gross!

82. Well, let's go grab it before he hits the ground,

83. which is when I assume he'll take a bite.

84. Yeah, okay.

85. Hmm.

86. Feels like cold spaghetti.

87. Oh... hey, Jake.

88. Hey, Finn.

89. How... long... have... we... been... in ... here?

90. I... don't... know.

91. Retre-e-a-at!

92. Whoa.

93. How long were we in there?

94. Five hours.

95. Five hours?

96. He's halfway to hittin' the ground!

97. Which is when he'll bite my sandwich, probably.

98. Yes.

99. BMO!

100. I agree that is when he will probably take a bite.

101. You're not helping.

102. Oh. You need help?

103. I can help.

104. Processing.

105. Must be his new software.

106. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

107. Ding!

108. I have the solution, Jake.

109. What?

110. BMO, are you serious?

111. Yes, this plan will work.

112. Yes!

113. But we have to hurry.

114. Yes!

115. All right, BMO!

116. Wait, wait, wait.

117. BMO, are you just making a skateboard video?

118. No, Finn.

119. This is the plan.

120. Are you sure?

121. Jake, you will have your sandwich back before

122. my board hits the ground.

123. Okay, BMO.

124. Yay, BMO!

125. This is s-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...

126. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...

127. He lied to me.

128. Relax.

129. I'm calling Princess Bubblegum.

130. It's ringing.

131. Maybe I should just make another one.

132. Eh, okay.

133. Let's do this.

134. I can make another awesome sandwich.

135. Creation realm, inspire me once again!

136. Okay...

137. Thanks again for coming, Prubbles.

138. Of course, Finn.

139. Once you explained about Jake's sandwich, I had to.

140. So, how's it looking?

141. I'm picking up major levels here.

142. Of magic?

143. Molasses.

144. Oh.

145. He's using a molasses-based supercovalent subatomic bond,

146. slowing down anything that enters its field,

147. but only if the molasses is at room temperature.

148. Mm, this one.

149. My molasses warmer will get things moving.

150. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...

151. Well, I'm out of ideas.

152. Who are you calling?

153. Marceline.

154. The Vampire Queen?

155. Oh.

156. Maybe...

157. Maybe it's just as good!

158. Blaagh!

159. It's terrible!

160. Dang you, Magic Man.

161. You took my one and only!

162. See, I think the molasses must be protected by

163. some sort of chemical...

164. Oh, hey, Jake.

165. How are you holding up?

166. Not too well.

167. BMO looks cool though.

168. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...

169. Don't be sad.

170. Yeah, Marceline's got a great plan.

171. Yeah, man!

172. What's your plan?

173. Demon juice!

174. R-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!

175. R-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a...

176. I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I...

177. Hey, man.

178. What are you doing?

179. I'm lighting these candles so I can move on with

180. the grieving process.

181. I made them with the leftover bacon fat from my sand...

182. I am not giving up.

183. Let's see.

184. Who should I call?

185. Ice King? Shelby?

186. Tree Trunks?

187. Tree Trunks?

188. No, man, don't call Tree Trunks!

189. What's she gonna do?

190. Bake an apple pie?

191. Don't you get it?

192. It's over.

193. It's over, and I've never been so sad.

194. And you know what?

195. I got to deal with it.

196. Jake, look!

197. Hmm?

198. What? But how?

199. Because you've never been this sad!

200. That's what Magic Man meant by your face showing 7:20,

201. or as some people call it, a sad face.

202. What?

203. Nobody calls it Th-a-a-a-a-at!

204. Nope! No!

205. Don't get judgmental.

206. Stay sad.

207. Right.

208. Magic Man, I'm gonna sock you in the head!

209. Ha ha! Ha ha ha!

210. Ha... ha... ha... ha... ha...

211. Jake, every time you get happy, you slow down!

212. Stay sad, man!

213. Make yourself sad!

214. Uh... okay!

215. J-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ake!

216. It's okay, Lady.

217. You got to let go.

218. He's gone now.

219. Let me take you out for a coffee,

220. get your mind off things.

221. Hey, Lady, I'm here for you.

222. Don't you ever forget that.

223. Hey, Mr. Cupcake, you stay away ... from ... Lady!

224. No, man!

225. Stay sad!

226. Make yourself sad!

227. Uh...

228. I... I love you, Jake.

229. We should have hung out more.

230. What?

231. Um, I love you too, Mr. Cupcake.

232. I didn't want to hang because I thought Lady

233. was into your muscles.

234. And I thought if we'd hung out,

235. you'd sweet-talk her and take her from me.

236. What?

237. I would never.

238. I have got so much respect for you.

239. Dude, I have so much respect for you.

240. I try to be like you in some aspects of my life.

241. Look, if something were to happen to me,

242. and I wasn't here anymore,

243. I'd want you to take care of Lady and the kids.

244. That means so much to me.

245. I wish we had more time together.

246. Me... too!

247. Yeah, Jake!

248. The wetter, the better!

249. Keep crying!

250. I'm sorry, Mr. Cupcake!

251. Unh!

252. Oof!

253. Hunh!

254. Boardslide!

255. Ah-haaaa!

256. Yay!

257. I got you, baby.

258. Sandwich is so good!

259. This party is so crazy!