1. Nice.Copy !req
2. Little bird family on vacay.Copy !req
3. Daddy's got the mad-beautiful
tail feathers.Copy !req
4. Mommy's taking up the rear
all plain-Jane styles.Copy !req
5. Glad I get
to date a beautiful Rainicorn...Copy !req
6. Not some nasty bird.Copy !req
7. Hey!
Don't be talking trash!Copy !req
8. Our ladies are beautiful
on the inside, you creep!Copy !req
9. All lady birds around
the whole worldCopy !req
10. are beautiful on the inside?Copy !req
11. - Yes.
- Fair enough.Copy !req
12. Special delivery
for Jake the Dog.Copy !req
13. Cool. Thanks.Copy !req
14. Hmm.
"Urgent."Copy !req
15. Hold still, BMO!Copy !req
16. Ouch!
I hurt my butt sledding.Copy !req
17. Oh, dang.
Sorry, BMO.Copy !req
18. Cool, man!
I'm excited!Copy !req
19. What the heck am I looking at?Copy !req
20. Jake Jr.?Copy !req
21. What's going on here?Copy !req
22. Jake the Dog, we have your daughter.Copy !req
23. She is safe... for now.Copy !req
24. What do you want from me?Copy !req
25. We need you to reassemble
your old team...Copy !req
26. Gareth, A.K.A.
The Lady Master...Copy !req
27. The Flying Lettuce Brothers,Copy !req
28. notorious con-men
impressionists...Copy !req
29. and your old friend Tiffany.Copy !req
30. Globbit.Copy !req
31. You will need them to break
into the royal candy vaultCopy !req
32. and steal this.Copy !req
33. The baker's shard...Copy !req
34. The purest source of sugar
in the known regions.Copy !req
35. You are the only master thief
with the skills to swipe it.Copy !req
36. You have until midnight
to make the drop.Copy !req
37. Tell anyone,
and Jake Jr. gets it.Copy !req
38. BMO...
destroy the tape.Copy !req
39. Are we on the level, BMO?Copy !req
40. I ain't no clown-town snitch,
baby.Copy !req
41. I don't want Finn
hearing about this.Copy !req
42. All right.Copy !req
43. Oh, Brunard, are you sure?Copy !req
44. Yeah, babe.Copy !req
45. I'm totally famous,
and you love me.Copy !req
46. W-What's happening?
What am I feeling now?Copy !req
47. You are under the spell
of my face.Copy !req
48. I got you, girl,
in my face trap,Copy !req
49. and you love it.Copy !req
50. I... do.Copy !req
51. Brunard, don't ever leave me.Copy !req
52. I'll give you everything...Copy !req
53. My fabrics, my dress patterns,Copy !req
54. my marbles, my social standing.Copy !req
55. Whoops! I gotta go.
Laters!Copy !req
56. Dine and dash? I saw that!Copy !req
57. - Hey, boss, I wanted to...
- Shut up, Tonya.Copy !req
58. I gotta see my ex-wife!Copy !req
59. Ohh.Copy !req
60. Hello.
Squeezy Mart.Copy !req
61. Tonya, this is your boss!Copy !req
62. Wait.
You were just here.Copy !req
63. Yeah! Now I'm on the phone,
stupid!Copy !req
64. Hey, do you think
I could leave early?Copy !req
65. I'm, like, depressed.Copy !req
66. What you could do is take all
the money out of the registerCopy !req
67. and give it to the two guys
out back by the dumpster!Copy !req
68. Okay.Copy !req
69. Then can I go?
- Yes.Copy !req
70. Here you go, dudes.Copy !req
71. Thanks, man.Copy !req
72. - Peace.
- Goodbye, fair lad.Copy !req
73. The master returns!Copy !req
74. Well, well.Copy !req
75. From the shadows of dream,
the dog wakes to find its...Copy !req
76. uh...Copy !req
77. the dog wakes
to find its mangy tailCopy !req
78. flopping in the dust
like a fish in a tree.Copy !req
79. That fish is me...
Tiffany!Copy !req
80. I'm coming, Jake!Copy !req
81. I'm coming!Copy !req
82. Hi, guys.Copy !req
83. Were you waiting for me
in the dark?Copy !req
84. Tiffany wouldn't let us
turn them on.Copy !req
85. Never mind that!
The real question is...Copy !req
86. what's that slo-mo Finn
know about this?Copy !req
87. Hey, BMO, where's Jake?Copy !req
88. Jake got back with his old gangCopy !req
89. and is going to rob
the Candy Kingdom.Copy !req
90. Okay, BMO.Copy !req
91. You want to join
my primitive noise band?Copy !req
92. Huhhhh?Copy !req
93. No.
I like organized sound.Copy !req
94. Pshh!Copy !req
95. La-la-la!
Whoo!Copy !req
96. Nah, BMO's covering for me.Copy !req
97. So, what's the deal, Jake?Copy !req
98. Yeah, why'd you call us back?Copy !req
99. I got a job for you guys.Copy !req
100. One last score...
The big one.Copy !req
101. The baker's shard?Copy !req
102. Are you for real, man?Copy !req
103. Hey, that's crazy, Jake.Copy !req
104. We always said,
"play it safe."Copy !req
105. Can't you see, guys?
He's desperate.Copy !req
106. Somebody got to him
'cause he's soft now.Copy !req
107. What the...
Pshh!Copy !req
108. Tiffany!
I'm the same Jake!Copy !req
109. I just stopped stealing, mostly.Copy !req
110. Because when you get older,Copy !req
111. you're supposed to get into
other stuff,Copy !req
112. like graphic design or pottery.Copy !req
113. It's called "growing up"!Copy !req
114. I don't wanna do poetry...
I mean, pottery.Copy !req
115. Dude! Are you guys
on board or what?Copy !req
116. You really got something
better to do?Copy !req
117. Really?
I know you don't, Tiffany!Copy !req
118. Glom you, Jake.Copy !req
119. How are we gonna split
the baker's shard?Copy !req
120. We ain't keeping it.Copy !req
121. I'm passing the shard off
to a mystery dude.Copy !req
122. What the...?Copy !req
123. The dude has my kid.Copy !req
124. My little Jake Jr.Copy !req
125. I'm in.Copy !req
126. We're in.Copy !req
127. I know that vault
inside and out...Copy !req
128. Every guard rotation,Copy !req
129. every camera, every deadly trap.Copy !req
130. And that safe is
locked up so tight,Copy !req
131. it makes me wanna
spit out my gutsCopy !req
132. and cry about it.Copy !req
133. Do you even have a plan, Jake?Copy !req
134. I have the first part.Copy !req
135. Okay, let's freakin' do this!Copy !req
136. Captain, the milk delivery
has arrived.Copy !req
137. Well, check them in, Private.Copy !req
138. Yes, sir.Copy !req
139. And, Private, I'm very thirsty.Copy !req
140. Bring me back the most delicious
flavor they have.Copy !req
141. Yes, sir!Copy !req
142. Huh?Copy !req
143. Now, what in the heck?Copy !req
144. I'm back with your milk, sir.Copy !req
145. What flavor did you bring me,
private?Copy !req
146. Banana, sir!Copy !req
147. - What?
- Banana milk!Copy !req
148. Blagh! No!Copy !req
149. The forbidden flavor!Copy !req
150. It's...
delicious.Copy !req
151. it's... it's... it's...Copy !req
152. it's delicious!Copy !req
153. Attention, all guards!Copy !req
154. You are directed to report
immediately to the courtyardCopy !req
155. for special training!Copy !req
156. Okay, do your thing, man.Copy !req
157. Just like old times,
right, Jake?Copy !req
158. When we were blood,
we'd follow each otherCopy !req
159. into the jaws of death
on a pale horse.Copy !req
160. Not now, Tiffany.
Come on!Copy !req
161. Ugh!Copy !req
162. Today, we'll be working on
our battle "kee-yahs."Copy !req
163. Okay, men! Sound off!Copy !req
164. All right, soldiers, time to
shred those pipes!Copy !req
165. I wanna hear you scream!Copy !req
166. Louder! Push it hard!Copy !req
167. The baker's shard is on
the other side of that...Copy !req
168. The corridor
of a thousand deaths.Copy !req
169. Whoa!Copy !req
170. Whoa!Copy !req
171. Whoa!Copy !req
172. Yow!Copy !req
173. Wow!Copy !req
174. Whoa!Copy !req
175. Whew!
I did it!Copy !req
176. For Jake Jr.!Copy !req
177. Stop right there.Copy !req
178. You!
Where's my daughter?Copy !req
179. Throw me the bakers shard,Copy !req
180. and I'll let her go.Copy !req
181. Yeah, right!
That's super-dumb!Copy !req
182. Daddy! Please do what he says!Copy !req
183. Hang on, sweetie!Copy !req
184. Ungh!Copy !req
185. Thank you for saving me...Copy !req
186. Daddy!Copy !req
187. You dirty...Copy !req
188. Now...Copy !req
189. uh...Copy !req
190. I'm the dog, and you're the tail!Copy !req
191. Now you chase me!
You chase my dreams!Copy !req
192. Alert. Security breach.
Alert.Copy !req
193. Jake Jr.!Copy !req
194. Oh, crud!
Jake! I love you!Copy !req
195. I love yo-o-o-o-u!Copy !req
196. Shut it, Tiffany!
Give me my daughter!Copy !req
197. Ta-da!Copy !req
198. I totally double-crossed you!Copy !req
199. Jake Jr.?
What the puke, girl?Copy !req
200. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
201. What the funky fresh, honey?Copy !req
202. I just wanted to be like you.Copy !req
203. Mom told me stories
about when you did crimes.Copy !req
204. That was a longtime ago...Copy !req
205. Before I knew it was wrong!Copy !req
206. I thought you'd be proud of me.Copy !req
207. I am.Copy !req
208. I couldn't have done that
when I was your age.Copy !req
209. I age fast, remember?
I'm 22!Copy !req
210. Right.
I keep forgetting maths.Copy !req
211. What are you gonna do
about the old crew?Copy !req
212. Finn and I will bust
their apples tomorrow.Copy !req
213. Or maybe the banana guards
will get 'em.Copy !req
214. Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh! Wee-ooh!Copy !req
215. Come on.
I'll take you home now.Copy !req
216. - I love you, pops.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
217. Don't stinkin' do this
to me again.Copy !req
218. I'm old and fat. I'll probably
have a heart attack.Copy !req
219. Okay.Copy !req
220. Wait a minute!Copy !req
221. You're doing a long con
right now, aren't you?Copy !req
222. No.Copy !req
223. Yes.Copy !req
224. Now I'm really proud of you!Copy !req
225. This party is so crazy!Copy !req