1. Finn to Prubs.Copy !req
2. Come in, Prubs.Copy !req
3. Hey, Finn!Copy !req
4. How's the mission going?Copy !req
5. So far, no sign of the Birdman.Copy !req
6. Why's this guy so dangerous?Copy !req
7. Some say he's a half
man/half bird that poopsCopy !req
8. fire while he flies.Copy !req
9. It's all rumors so far.Copy !req
10. That's why I need you and Jake
to find out everything you canCopy !req
11. about him and report back to me.Copy !req
12. Where are you?Copy !req
13. Under the sea.Copy !req
14. The mermaids are
trying to beach themselves.Copy !req
15. I came to see why.Copy !req
16. Turns out, they're just lonely.Copy !req
17. Ha ha!Copy !req
18. Maybe I'll go hang out
with them after this biz.Copy !req
19. Sounds great, Finn.Copy !req
20. Okay. Bye, PB!Copy !req
21. By-y-y-y-y-e!Copy !req
22. Come on, let's go
look for that creep.Copy !req
23. Whoa.Copy !req
24. Huh? Where am I?Copy !req
25. This is the Rookery, where I
and my bird friends dwell.Copy !req
26. So are you, like,
the great birdman?Copy !req
27. That's what they
call me nowadays.Copy !req
28. But when I first met you, Finn,Copy !req
29. and you, Jake, you knew me as
Xergiok, the Goblin King!Copy !req
30. Wha-a-a?Copy !req
31. When we first met, I was crazy
for smacking goblin hams.Copy !req
32. I was cruel, selfish, brutal.Copy !req
33. But everything changed after I
was defeated by the two of you!Copy !req
34. So, you got some
slick new shades,Copy !req
35. and now everything's different?Copy !req
36. Oh, no.
My change has been deep.Copy !req
37. And these whatsits are only
curtains for empty windows.Copy !req
38. Whoa.Copy !req
39. What happened there?Copy !req
40. I miffed off a wizard,
and he took my eyes.Copy !req
41. I wonder what he
wanted them for...Copy !req
42. Some kind of lotion or potion
or time-traveling spell.Copy !req
43. I'll never know.Copy !req
44. Never. Ever. Never.Copy !req
45. But losing my eyesight was onlyCopy !req
46. the beginning of
my wonderful change.Copy !req
47. I started meditating
and doing yoga.Copy !req
48. Now I can "see" with my
heart and smell with my soul.Copy !req
49. You smell with your beard?Copy !req
50. I smell with my nose!Copy !req
51. Lame!Copy !req
52. Ohmmmmmmmm...Copy !req
53. What are you doing?Copy !req
54. Mmmmmmm...Copy !req
55. Oh, Taffy!Copy !req
56. You heard my call!Copy !req
57. Climb aboard, boys.Copy !req
58. Taffy will take us
to the lower level,Copy !req
59. and you can have a bite to eat.Copy !req
60. Oh.Copy !req
61. Uh... me and Jake
will follow you.Copy !req
62. Jake needs to
stretch out and stuff.Copy !req
63. Okay, great!Copy !req
64. Well, follow me!Copy !req
65. It's crazy, right?Copy !req
66. The way dude's eyeballs
are just hanging there?Copy !req
67. I know.Copy !req
68. I almost told him
'cause it was driving me nuts.Copy !req
69. Yeah! Me too!Copy !req
70. You think he's got evil
intentions behind his rebornCopy !req
71. star-child act?Copy !req
72. I don't know.Copy !req
73. But if he does,
I'm gonna find out.Copy !req
74. Yeah. Me too.Copy !req
75. Nice and cool down here,
isn't it?Copy !req
76. Aha! Listen to the babies.Copy !req
77. Num-num time.Copy !req
78. Aw. Hey, that's cute.Copy !req
79. There you go, little ones.Copy !req
80. Suckle, suckle!Copy !req
81. They're small, but they sure
can take a lot out of you.Copy !req
82. Whoo! Dizzy.Copy !req
83. Sometimes feeding
really wipes me out.Copy !req
84. I hope you'll excuse me
while I refocus my Chi.Copy !req
85. See you in a while.Copy !req
86. Now's our chance to
do some snooping.Copy !req
87. Jake!Copy !req
88. I found his weapon stash.Copy !req
89. Hmm.Copy !req
90. What is it?Copy !req
91. A fighting stick?
A dagger?Copy !req
92. This one's a letter
from the hospital.Copy !req
93. You can read those
bumps with your fingers?Copy !req
94. Yeah, I learned
braille from my ex.Copy !req
95. Your ex was blind?Copy !req
96. Nah, just cool.Copy !req
97. "Dear Xergiok, thank you
so much for your donation.Copy !req
98. The kidneys fit great."Copy !req
99. Well, geez, maybe he
has changed his ways.Copy !req
100. Maybe.Copy !req
101. Let's keep looking.Copy !req
102. Doi!Copy !req
103. Oh!Copy !req
104. Oh, crease!Copy !req
105. Psychic links!Copy !req
106. Cardamon, my friend, I'm coming!Copy !req
107. Ooh! Aah!Copy !req
108. Mother of gob!Copy !req
109. Hold on, Cardi!Copy !req
110. Okay, here I am, buddy.Copy !req
111. Ol' Xergi's here.Copy !req
112. Let's see, now.Copy !req
113. Aw, dang!Copy !req
114. Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!Copy !req
115. Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!Copy !req
116. Wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-Wong!Copy !req
117. Wha-a-a-a-t?Copy !req
118. Shush, Chile!Copy !req
119. Ah, Finn and Jake, you are here.Copy !req
120. Where'd you learn
that heal spell?Copy !req
121. I use no magic.Copy !req
122. I manipulated space
with a vibrational chant.Copy !req
123. You see, now the injury
has transferred to me.Copy !req
124. Ooh, yeah!
That hurts, baby!Copy !req
125. Whooooo!Copy !req
126. Can't you see, Jake?Copy !req
127. I love these birds
more than I love myself.Copy !req
128. What am I to the deafening
roar of the macrocosmos?Copy !req
129. Nothing much.Copy !req
130. Just a vessel to carry the
message of friendshipCopy !req
131. to y'all beasts and dirt.Copy !req
132. Dirt?Copy !req
133. Yeah. Look.Copy !req
134. Hello, friends. Go for a ride.Copy !req
135. Listen, man, about your eyes...Copy !req
136. Yes...
A wizard stole them.Copy !req
137. All right.
But not...Copy !req
138. Finn, what are you doing, man?Copy !req
139. Dude, he's changed.Copy !req
140. Are you sure?Copy !req
141. Uh, yeah, man.Copy !req
142. Isn't it kind of obvi?Copy !req
143. All right. Tell him.Copy !req
144. Tell me what?Copy !req
145. Your eyes weren't
stolen by a wizard.Copy !req
146. They're in your beard.Copy !req
147. All right.Copy !req
148. Ooh! Where are they?Copy !req
149. Ohhh! Ohhhhh!Copy !req
150. Dude, your eyes
are in your beard.Copy !req
151. What?Copy !req
152. Good job, guys.Copy !req
153. Goofing on the blind guy...
Real nice!Copy !req
154. No, man, they're right here.Copy !req
155. What in my Li-I-I-Fe?Copy !req
156. We didn't tell you 'cause we
thought you might stillCopy !req
157. be a Wong Lord.Copy !req
158. And these aren't grapes, right?Copy !req
159. No, man.Copy !req
160. Hmm.Copy !req
161. Finn and Jake, could you
help me onto Cardamon's back?Copy !req
162. I would like to be high in the
clouds, bathed in the pinksCopy !req
163. and blues of the
desert twilight,Copy !req
164. when I restore my sight.Copy !req
165. Sure. Okay.Copy !req
166. Climb aboard!Copy !req
167. Vanilla! Chocolat!
Cinnamon! Agave!Copy !req
168. All my friends, to the skies!Copy !req
169. Power.Copy !req
170. How's it feel, man?Copy !req
171. Oh. Yeah, it's overwhelming.Copy !req
172. This view takes me back.Copy !req
173. I always loved the sunset...Copy !req
174. and the silhouettes of my
little goblins lined up toCopy !req
175. receive their spankings!Copy !req
176. Well, the past is the past.Copy !req
177. I want to thank you
guys for finding my eyes.Copy !req
178. I don't know where I got
that idea about the wizard.Copy !req
179. You were in the desert
a long time, man.Copy !req
180. Yes... 20 years.Copy !req
181. Nah, it was more like
one year and change, dude.Copy !req
182. Yes, things certainly have
changed for me in that time.Copy !req
183. Say, who's ruling the, uh,
Goblin Kingdom since I left?Copy !req
184. Whisper Dan.Copy !req
185. Oh. Whisper Dan.Copy !req
186. That's cool.Copy !req
187. Cool. Cool.Copy !req
188. Hey, you guys want a
ride back to your crib?Copy !req
189. Yeah. Sure, man.Copy !req
190. Yup.Copy !req
191. Uh, wait.Copy !req
192. Xergiok, this is
the Goblin Kingdom.Copy !req
193. I know, but I was thinking...Copy !req
194. Now that I'm wiser,
I could rule as King again.Copy !req
195. That idea is terrible.Copy !req
196. Well, you know, I disagree.Copy !req
197. And I have my army of bird
friends,Copy !req
198. so anyone who disagrees
with me should get aCopy !req
199. spanki-I-I-I-I-I-ng!Copy !req
200. Hey, Jeff,
is that your real laugh?Copy !req
201. No! it's Xergiok!Copy !req
202. Oh, Glob!Copy !req
203. Wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!Copy !req
204. Ah, dang!Copy !req
205. Aaaaah!Copy !req
206. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
207. Come on, man.Copy !req
208. Are you for real?Copy !req
209. Attack, birds! Attack!Copy !req
210. Where's the butt on this thing?Copy !req
211. That's sort of like a butt.Copy !req
212. Yeah!Copy !req
213. You like that? Huh?Copy !req
214. Whoa!Copy !req
215. Wait!Copy !req
216. Cardamon! Nougat!
Stevia! Dang!Copy !req
217. You lost your friends, dude.Copy !req
218. Yeah, I feel myself
hitting bottom again.Copy !req
219. Yep. Okay.Copy !req
220. Here we go.Copy !req
221. Wo-o-o-wo-Wong!Copy !req
222. Here, Finn... take my eyes
and bury them forever.Copy !req
223. I will not need them again.Copy !req
224. Okay, man.Copy !req
225. Thanks.Copy !req
226. Are you gonna be all right, man?Copy !req
227. It's cool.Copy !req
228. Bye!Copy !req
229. Dude, that sucks.Copy !req
230. I hope he finds peace...
Or something.Copy !req
231. He's going to the reservoir.Copy !req
232. Um... why is he doing that?Copy !req
233. Maybe he's thirsty.Copy !req
234. Oops.Copy !req
235. I guess he was just sad.Copy !req
236. Should we save him?Copy !req
237. Nah, man, he's fine.Copy !req
238. Whoooooooooooooo!Copy !req
239. What the...?Copy !req
240. I found a girlfriend!Copy !req
241. I'm in love!Copy !req
242. Whoo!Copy !req
243. This party is so crazy!Copy !req