Adventure Time 5x11

Directed by

Neil Patrick Harris as Prince Gumball • Donald Glover as Marshall Lee • Madeleine Martin as Fionna • Roz Ryan as Cake

The princesses tire of Ice King’s crazy Fionna-and-Cake fan-fiction stories, so Marceline stops by the Ice Kingdom to show him how to properly write a story.

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1. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

2. Oh, no. Oh, no.

3. Hup!

4. Fire the laser cannon!

5. Aah!

6. Good job, girl!

7. Have some spaghetti!

8. Thanks.

9. Oh, no! Ha!

10. Too bad I'm a really strong guy

11. and I took my doctor pills this morning!

12. Lasers don't hurt me!

13. Next time.

14. Hmph!

15. Give us the Enchiridion!

16. Thanks.

17. That's not a book!

18. It's a bomb!

19. Yah!

20. Hyah!

21. You've been acting like a real knucklehead, Dr. Prince!

22. Go on! Get out of here!

23. And don't ever do wrong things again!

24. You're right.

25. I see your side of things.

26. You saved the day, mega-rad-cool-guy.

27. What's your name?

28. Oh, Ice King.

29. I'm such a great guy!

30. This book is yours.

31. The Enchiridion!

32. I want to be your best and closest friend.

33. Let's have a best and closest friend lunch!

34. It's mac and cheezles.

35. Aww.

36. - What a sweetie. - What a good guy.

37. I'm just so glad you guys are real.

38. You're really, really real.

39. I want to remember this day forever.

40. Don't be sad, Ice King.

41. We're going on a space adventure!

42. Hop on, baby.

43. Wee!

44. Here we go!

45. Ice King, stop! Please!

46. This story is terrible!

47. Huh? What?

48. I can't follow anything.

49. I mean, where are we going?

50. I don't even understand.

51. Maybe the story is a new form of torture!

52. Oh, come on!

53. It's a first draft!

54. Don't hate.

55. And besides, that story had everything...

56. Action, adventure, a hotter older guy.

57. Wild Berry, don't pretend.

58. I know you like the silver foxes.

59. What if it were a little more like real life?

60. Real?

61. It's based on the real Fionna and Cake!

62. Yeah, but what if there was a little more romance in the story?

63. Romance is a great idea!

64. Y'all are just hatin' on my steez!

65. I'm not listening to haters!

66. Haters!

67. Whoa! What the...

68. Whoa.

69. We're free!

70. I'm sorry I didn't think you were real, Gob!

71. But now I've seen your power,

72. and I've got some things I did that I have to say sorry for.

73. Boo.

74. Marceline!

75. How long have you been in here?

76. Oh, a couple hours?

77. Oh, you heard my story, then.

78. Awesome, right?

79. It's good, but maybe it's time to let someone else try.

80. Listen up, y'all.

81. I've got a story of my own.

82. Yah! Yah!

83. Yah! Yah! Yah! Yah!

84. Woo! Woo! Woo!

85. Yah!

86. Woo! Nice throw!

87. Thanks.

88. I've got to do something today.

89. What about Gumball's mission we went on this morning?

90. Delivering daisy chains to the Fluffy people

91. not enough for you?

92. Uh, sometimes Gumball's missions can be so...

93. lame.

94. Rah!

95. Hello, every...

96. Oh, my.

97. Looks like you almost skronked up my dome-piece.

98. Boy, have I got a treat for you two!

99. The fluffy people and I baked these in appreciation for the

100. mission you've completed.

101. They're cream puffs.

102. Try one.

103. Uh, I'd love to, but maybe later.

104. What was that?

105. Uh! Aww.

106. Something's on the roof! Come on!

107. I'm not going out there.

108. It's wet.

109. Uh, it is wet.

110. Oh, it's just him.

111. Oh. Hey, Fionna.

112. Marshall Lee!

113. Ahem.

114. Oh, forgive me!

115. Hello, your Majesty!

116. Fionna, take me back inside.

117. What? Is he kidding?

118. Hey! Oh, honestly!

119. I'm going in.

120. Come join me when you want more polite company.

121. Be careful!

122. Whoa!

123. You got it!

124. What a wad.

125. Uh, a gum wad?

126. Fionna!

127. Let's ditch him.

128. Uhh...

129. Lumpy Space Prince is throwing a party in the woods.

130. It's gonna be freaky nasty.

131. Uhh...

132. I know you're going to say "Yes" to me, so let's just go.

133. Whooaaaaaa!

134. Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

135. Oh, my God!

136. Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

137. Oh, you're bumping into me!

138. This looks fun. Bunch.

139. Come on.

140. You guys!

141. Marshall Lee is gonna play a song, you guys!

142. Follow my lead.

143. Hey!

144. Don't you know I'm a villain?

145. Every night I'm out killin',

146. sending everyone runnin' like children.

147. I know why you're mad at me.

148. I've got demon eyes, and they're looking right

149. through your anatomy into your deepest fears.

150. Baby, I'm not from here.

151. I'm from the Nightosphere.

152. To me, you're clear, transparent.

153. You've got a thing for me, girl.

154. It's apparent.

155. Oh! Oh!

156. You're not so bad, you know?

157. Not so bad?

158. I'm the son of a demon and the Vampire King.

159. It's not something I have to try at.

160. You, on the other hand...

161. I'm not trying to be bad.

162. I'm hanging out with you because you're my friend.

163. What, like him?

164. Pbht! Pbht!

165. No, different!

166. Hey! Hyah!

167. Oh, no!

168. Hyah!

169. Whoa!

170. Whoo!

171. Hey, break it up, you two!

172. - Meow! - Outta my way, Kitty.

173. Hey!

174. Oh, come on!

175. That was funny!

176. Cake! You okay?

177. Yeah.

178. Come on.

179. Let's get out of here.

180. Hey!

181. Come on. Where you goin'?

182. What's the deal?

183. You're missin' the party.

184. Fionna, lighten up!

185. Look, I don't care if you're being a jerk to me,

186. but nobody messes with Cake.

187. Oh, really?

188. Well, what if I just take her right now, you know?

189. Meep!

190. What?

191. Unexpected!

192. Marshall!

193. Cake!

194. You want your Cake back?

195. Come... and... get her!

196. Did you think I was lying?

197. I said I'm evil without even trying, already dead,

198. so I'm not scared of dying.

199. Drinking the red from your heart in one sitting.

200. You think you've got me pegged, you must be kidding.

201. I raise the dead up, and they do my bidding.

202. Girl, I'm a thousand years old, I'm a riddle.

203. "Bad little boy."

204. Yes, I'm bad, but not little.

205. Unh-unh, boy.

206. What are you thinking?

207. Fionna!

208. Cake!

209. Grab on to my little paws!

210. - Oof! - Aah!

211. Marshall?

212. Oh, this is bad, guys.

213. This is really bad.

214. Marshall!

215. Ah!

216. Come on.

217. You gotta be okay.

218. I think this is it for me, Fionna.

219. So, why don't you just admit it?

220. You're in love with me.

221. I... I get that you flirt with me all the time,

222. and it's funny and whatever,

223. but you're doing that now?

224. What are you trying to do to my head?

225. You think I've got some little crush on you?

226. Well, for however long we've got left...

227. For once drop it, you freak!

228. Faking it. Faking it.

229. Okay, my shirt is, like, filled with cream puffs.

230. Oh, goodness.

231. Glob, Fionna.

232. You're like the realest person I've ever met.

233. Ow! Oh, my cheek meat!

234. Quit clowning, Fionna.

235. Fionna?

236. Fionna!

237. The end.

238. Oh, I love that one.

239. Oh, come on!

240. You guys got mad at me for a bad story?

241. I mean, it's cute, but that's not how they'd be.

242. Well, look, it might not be too late to polish this piece of...

243. Let's spitball some ideas.

244. Like, if Marshall Lee gets sick and dies.

245. But he's got a brother we didn't know about.

246. His name's Marshall Lee... Roy.

247. Boom!

248. Shocker!

249. Ah-ha, I feel goose bumps.

250. - I like how it is. - We like how it is.

251. - Yeah, don't change it. - Yeah. It's good.

252. Everyone get out.

253. Maybe we could start a writing group or whatever.

254. I know you're out there somewhere.

255. I just haven't figured out how to get to you,

256. but, believe me, I will.

257. I will.

258. This party is so crazy!