1. He's heading for that cube!Copy !req
2. Come on, Jake.Copy !req
3. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
4. What? He's gone.Copy !req
5. What? What happened?Copy !req
6. Hey, hey!Copy !req
7. Did you guys see that?Copy !req
8. You know that was a ghost
wearing a dead guy?Copy !req
9. That might be the nastiest
thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
10. N-n-n-n-nasty, nasty Jazz.Copy !req
11. Nast...Copy !req
12. Hey, hey! Easy, buddy.Copy !req
13. That's our friend Billy.Copy !req
14. He got possessed by the Lich!Copy !req
15. Oh, sorry! Sorry.Copy !req
16. I didn't mean nothin' by it.Copy !req
17. I mean, I have a
lot of nasty friends.Copy !req
18. My uncle was nasty.Copy !req
19. I'm basically honorary nasty.Copy !req
20. Do you know where he went?Copy !req
21. We have to find our friend.Copy !req
22. Who knows.Copy !req
23. Uh... oh.Copy !req
24. Actually, it depends on
the wish I granted him.Copy !req
25. Wish?Copy !req
26. Yeah, he wished for the
extinction of all life,Copy !req
27. and I did it.Copy !req
28. I guess it changed his
timeline or something.Copy !req
29. What? Oh, glob!Copy !req
30. Whoa, wait a minute.Copy !req
31. How can that be if
I'm still here kickin'Copy !req
32. it with my main man, Finn?Copy !req
33. Oh, that's because you're
safe in my time roomCopy !req
34. until you make your wish.Copy !req
35. Oh-h-h-h.Copy !req
36. I wish that life
wasn't anymore exti...Copy !req
37. Whoa! Wait, Jake.Copy !req
38. Don't mess this up.Copy !req
39. Think about it.Copy !req
40. If we wish everything
back to normal,Copy !req
41. the Lich could just
jazz it up again.Copy !req
42. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
43. Jazz.Copy !req
44. Hmm.Copy !req
45. Hmm.Copy !req
46. Hm-m-m-m.Copy !req
47. I got it!Copy !req
48. I wish...Copy !req
49. The Lich...Copy !req
50. never...Copy !req
51. even ever existed.Copy !req
52. Mom?Copy !req
53. Mom, what's wrong?Copy !req
54. Finn, I need you to
do something for me.Copy !req
55. It's very important.Copy !req
56. I need you to take the mule intoCopy !req
57. town today and sell him
for as much as you can.Copy !req
58. What?Copy !req
59. Sell Bartram?Copy !req
60. But I love Bartram.
What the heck, mom?Copy !req
61. Shh!Copy !req
62. Finn, please.
Just do as I say.Copy !req
63. - Got it?
- Dad?Copy !req
64. I push you.
You fall down.Copy !req
65. The Destiny Gang?Copy !req
66. Finn, please.Copy !req
67. Everything will be fine,
I promise.Copy !req
68. Now, just do as I say.Copy !req
69. I'm sorry, Bartram.Copy !req
70. I guess dad must be in real
trouble to be doing this.Copy !req
71. But I bet there's a lot of fine
folk lookin' to buy a good mule.Copy !req
72. Why, I bet I could even
come visit sometimes.Copy !req
73. Won't that be swell, Bartram?Copy !req
74. Bartram?Copy !req
75. Dang it, Bartram.Copy !req
76. Bar-bar?Copy !req
77. What the...Copy !req
78. Bar-bar, how'd you
get up there?Copy !req
79. Jake, look!Copy !req
80. A golden crown!Copy !req
81. Unbelievable!Copy !req
82. We can sell it and keep Bartram!Copy !req
83. Bong bong!Copy !req
84. Hold it right there!Copy !req
85. Who are you?Copy !req
86. I'm a thousand years old,
and this is my crown.Copy !req
87. Okay, okay.Copy !req
88. But, um...Copy !req
89. maybe I could just...
borrow it for a little while?Copy !req
90. No!Copy !req
91. No! No!Copy !req
92. This crown is magic.Copy !req
93. Bad, terrible magic.Copy !req
94. Too dangerous for mortal
fingies like yours!Copy !req
95. One thousand years ago, my
beloved friend, Simon Petrikov,Copy !req
96. gave his life to
save this foolish,Copy !req
97. unworthy planet
from annihilation.Copy !req
98. A frightful bomb was poised toCopy !req
99. bathe the land
in mutogenic horror.Copy !req
100. But using his mastery
of ice and snow,Copy !req
101. Simon froze the bomb in
mid-flight only inchesCopy !req
102. from the ground,Copy !req
103. where it remains to
this very day,Copy !req
104. today,Copy !req
105. ever-ripe and
ready to blow.Copy !req
106. But he alone was not saved.Copy !req
107. Trapped under the giant weight
of the enormous bomb,Copy !req
108. poor Simon perished.Copy !req
109. Little help?Copy !req
110. And the horrible crown,
grieving its lost master,Copy !req
111. loosed a spasm of magic
so wild and crazy,Copy !req
112. the entire Earth was buried
in ice for 400 boring years.Copy !req
113. Uh...Copy !req
114. None of that is true,
'cause magic is fake.Copy !req
115. Daddy says the false prophets
of old used cheap parlor tricksCopy !req
116. to control the people,
and to get babes,Copy !req
117. like 10 or 12 hot babes each.Copy !req
118. No! Magic is real!Copy !req
119. Lady, you been
down here too long.Copy !req
120. - Why don't you just let...
- Step off, or I will use this!Copy !req
121. Lady, quit it with that thing!Copy !req
122. I'm sorry.Copy !req
123. You must die!Copy !req
124. Aah?Copy !req
125. Ooh.Copy !req
126. Um...Copy !req
127. Oh, man!Copy !req
128. This thing...
Dang it!Copy !req
129. Go, Jake!Copy !req
130. Aah!Copy !req
131. Go back to the underworld, you beast!Copy !req
132. Sorry!Copy !req
133. I got to save my dad.Copy !req
134. Destroy the world, more like!Copy !req
135. Dummy!Copy !req
136. I give up.Copy !req
137. The crown...Copy !req
138. Go get it.Copy !req
139. I know you're not
really talking to me.Copy !req
140. I'm not crazy!Copy !req
141. Get the crown!Copy !req
142. Go get it!Copy !req
143. Get the crown, Marceline!Copy !req
144. Go get it!Copy !req
145. I can't...
My knees!Copy !req
146. Well, that's really
disappointing, I must say.Copy !req
147. I'm just...Copy !req
148. Well, whatever.Copy !req
149. You're really letting
me down right now.Copy !req
150. Okay. All right.Copy !req
151. Cool crown!Copy !req
152. Who wants a cool crown?Copy !req
153. I found it on a
dead magician dude!Copy !req
154. I'll take it.Copy !req
155. Awesome!Copy !req
156. How much cash you got?Copy !req
157. Oh, I'm poor.Copy !req
158. Uh, but what about I trade
you for a personal concertCopy !req
159. at your house?Copy !req
160. I'll come over later and
sing you like four songs.Copy !req
161. I mostly do covers,
but I have originals, too.Copy !req
162. Do you own any spoons?Copy !req
163. No.Copy !req
164. Let me see that!Copy !req
165. Hey!Copy !req
166. Heh.Copy !req
167. Wait. Destiny Gang.Copy !req
168. I got to sell that
to pay you guys!Copy !req
169. Trami, what you think?Copy !req
170. Is it my style?Copy !req
171. Big Destiny will know.Copy !req
172. Yo, boss!Copy !req
173. Snap!Copy !req
174. Huh? What is this?Copy !req
175. Are you telling me
what to wear, Trami?Copy !req
176. No, boss!
You look good!Copy !req
177. You think I should
re-invent my styleCopy !req
178. and put a stupid thing
on my head?Copy !req
179. No, man!Copy !req
180. You tell us what to wear!Copy !req
181. Otherwise, you would
dress like an idiot!Copy !req
182. Bam! Crown shorts.Copy !req
183. Amazing!Copy !req
184. Yeah-ha-hah.Copy !req
185. Clap harder, trash bag.Copy !req
186. Okay, you guys.Copy !req
187. Give me my money or
leave my parents alone.Copy !req
188. Property of old dead person
go to Big Destiny.Copy !req
189. One arm needs to
learn the rules,Copy !req
190. unless you want your
butt handed to you.Copy !req
191. I guess it wasn't really mine.Copy !req
192. It's mine!
I'm a demon.Copy !req
193. Half demon.Copy !req
194. Tromo, jack up crazy lady.Copy !req
195. Trami, take mule back
to crib for din-din.Copy !req
196. What?Copy !req
197. Bar-bar!Copy !req
198. Tough luck, one-arm!Copy !req
199. See you soon,
bad style junk town!Copy !req
200. Bar-bar.Copy !req
201. End of the road, bat lady.Copy !req
202. Oww, my bones!Copy !req
203. Aah!Copy !req
204. My eye!Copy !req
205. I will junk your face!Copy !req
206. What the...Copy !req
207. Destiny Gang, get out of town!Copy !req
208. We're sick of
being bullied around!Copy !req
209. Yeah!Copy !req
210. You make big mistake!Copy !req
211. Especially you, one-arm.Copy !req
212. My name is Finn Mertens!Copy !req
213. And tell Big "D"
I'm coming for my stuff!Copy !req
214. Oh, you come and try!Copy !req
215. Are you okay, lady?Copy !req
216. You must promise to...Copy !req
217. Promise to return the crown
to its hide-hole.Copy !req
218. I promise.Copy !req
219. You'll need this, Finn,
if you want to win.Copy !req
220. Choose Bruce.Copy !req
221. What is it?Copy !req
222. It's a weapon for your arm.Copy !req
223. With this,
you will defend from harm!Copy !req
224. Hmm.Copy !req
225. Feels natural,
like peeing outside.Copy !req
226. Sort of.Copy !req
227. Best not to take the lift,
my friend,Copy !req
228. else the D-Gang
will see you coming in!Copy !req
229. No.Copy !req
230. I want them to see me.Copy !req
231. I'm-a go up there and
show them my face!Copy !req
232. Aah?Copy !req
233. Hello?Copy !req
234. Bar-bar? I'm coming!Copy !req
235. Bar-bar!Copy !req
236. I want my stuff, you big dump.Copy !req
237. You want Big D's crown, huh?Copy !req
238. Yeah!Copy !req
239. And Bar-bar!Copy !req
240. Here you go, then.Copy !req
241. Wha...?Copy !req
242. That is your final possession,Copy !req
243. the last thing you
will ever own.Copy !req
244. What do you... mean?Copy !req
245. Look down there, stupid.Copy !req
246. Town is on fire, see?Copy !req
247. I made it on fire.Copy !req
248. Fix up junk town.Copy !req
249. Look at old man cry!Copy !req
250. That's what happens
when you mess with Big D!Copy !req
251. You get crush!Copy !req
252. Your family get crush!Copy !req
253. Boo-yah!Copy !req
254. Suck my shirt!Copy !req
255. Jump!Copy !req
256. Choose Bruce!Copy !req
257. All my stuff is "goan!"Copy !req
258. Now they're going after your...Copy !req
259. Home!Copy !req
260. Bar-bar, come on!Copy !req
261. Hurry, Finn!Copy !req
262. You can win!Copy !req
263. Finn!Copy !req
264. Return...Copy !req
265. I will.Copy !req
266. But we got to stop
the D-Gang first.Copy !req
267. Come on, Jake!Copy !req
268. Good boy!Copy !req
269. Destiny!Copy !req
270. Destiny!Copy !req
271. No-o-o-o!Copy !req
272. Yeah!Copy !req
273. How did I even get here, son?Copy !req
274. Mom! Dad!Copy !req
275. - Finn!
- No!Copy !req
276. You said this thing is magic?Copy !req
277. Yes, powerful and dangerous.Copy !req
278. But you lost your
mind in a cave.Copy !req
279. Whatever.Copy !req
280. You just got to
believe me, okay?Copy !req
281. For serious, you donk!Copy !req
282. I am Big D!Copy !req
283. Whoo!Copy !req
284. I believe you.Copy !req
285. You do?Copy !req
286. Wait, no! Dingus!Copy !req
287. This party is so crazy!Copy !req