1. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Oh what?Copy !req
2. Where are we?
I don't know.Copy !req
3. What did we do last
night?Copy !req
4. Mayhaps we drank juice
of the elder toad.Copy !req
5. Nah, I doubt it.
Yo, do you see this?Copy !req
6. We're in a cage.
Do you think we, like, didCopy !req
7. something wrong?
Yeah, right.Copy !req
8. When did we ever did wrong
actions?Copy !req
9. Get real.
Who you calling?Copy !req
10. I'm calling beemo —
see if he knows what happened.Copy !req
11. You know, with usCopy !req
12. being here and junk.
My new camera phone.Copy !req
13. Wait. Come here.
What?Copy !req
14. I guess I vid-taped a
buttload of stuff on here.Copy !req
15. Play it for the clues
within.Copy !req
16. Okay, play.
[]Copy !req
17. Did you take it yet?
Recording.Copy !req
18. Okay, get a shot of the
portal.Copy !req
19. Gonna go through this biz.
All right, let's do —Copy !req
20. [ZAP!]
Oh, no! What?Copy !req
21. Battery crunked out.
Dude, do you rememberCopy !req
22. any of that mess?
No.Copy !req
23. But I guess we're here on
purpose?Copy !req
24. So, we opened a portal
to somewhere, but where?Copy !req
25. The nightosphere.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...Copy !req
26. You're in the nightosphere.
Are you sure?Copy !req
27. Uh, yes.
You got thrown in jail.Copy !req
28. Look.Copy !req
29. Look!Copy !req
30. Marceline's dad!Copy !req
31. We really are in the
nightosphere!Copy !req
32. Up and at 'em, people.
Everyone out of your cages.Copy !req
33. My shift is over, and no one's
shown up, so...Copy !req
34. Whoa, wait.
You're letting us go?Copy !req
35. I mean... Yeah, but not
really.Copy !req
36. You're in the nightosphere,
so...Copy !req
37. So... What?
Is there an outletCopy !req
38. somewhere for this?Copy !req
39. Hey, come on!Copy !req
40. Just tell us how we can get back
to our world.Copy !req
41. You can't leave the
nightosphere — not unless heCopy !req
42. lets you.
Marceline's dad.Copy !req
43. He runs this place.Copy !req
44. Hunson abadeer?
All right.Copy !req
45. Well, dude, how do we
talk to him?Copy !req
46. You can't just talk to the
boss.Copy !req
47. You got to make an appointment.
Yeah, but we don't evenCopy !req
48. know why we're here.
And what's up withCopy !req
49. this?
Ugh. Ah. Oh, oh, sick!Copy !req
50. You touch that stuff?
Later, fools.Copy !req
51. Hey!Copy !req
52. Hey, is there an outlet
anywhere?Copy !req
53. You guys!
Maybe this is whereCopy !req
54. they put all the dummy demons.
Right, bigCopy !req
55. guy?
You're not so smart, right?Copy !req
56. Yea-a-a-h.
Let's go out that hole, man.Copy !req
57. Okay, get on.Copy !req
58. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Pretty neat.Copy !req
59. Whoa! Look!Copy !req
60. Charlic, don't socialize withCopy !req
61. the smaller demons!
They're dirty and stupid!Copy !req
62. Whoa!
Daddy!Copy !req
63. What is that?
I think it's, like,Copy !req
64. sentient blood mist.
Cool.Copy !req
65. Come on.
Let's see if anyone knows whereCopy !req
66. hunson abadeer is.
All right.Copy !req
67. Well, how about that dude?
Okay.Copy !req
68. Yo, bros!Copy !req
69. How do we talk to
hunson abadeer?Copy !req
70. The teller can
help you.Copy !req
71. Get in my flipping belly, and I
will transport you.Copy !req
72. My insides are habitable.
You will not be digested.Copy !req
73. Bye, mister!
Who's the teller?Copy !req
74. That guy?
Okay, bozos, make room.Copy !req
75. Make room. Make room.
Ouch! Come on!Copy !req
76. Scooch over, fatty.
I can't, dude.Copy !req
77. This outbox is packed tighter
than my tummy tunnel when ICopy !req
78. can't make brown on the camping
trips because of my anxieties.Copy !req
79. And I have I.B.S., also.
Ow!Copy !req
80. Hey, guy!
Are you the teller?Copy !req
81. No.
No, no, this is the line to meetCopy !req
82. the teller.
No, man!Copy !req
83. Are you for real?
How long's the wait?Copy !req
84. I don't know.
I just like to row around on topCopy !req
85. of their heads.
Bunk that!Copy !req
86. Hey, do you know about
this?Copy !req
87. I, uh — ohh. No.
Sick.Copy !req
88. Why do we need to see
the teller anyway?Copy !req
89. We just want to see
hunson abadeer and find out whatCopy !req
90. happened to us.
The teller will get you inCopy !req
91. touch with hunson abadeer.
We got systems down here.Copy !req
92. You got to swim the proper
channels, you know?Copy !req
93. Youse ain't special!
Youse got to wait like the restCopy !req
94. of youse!
Us.Copy !req
95. Where's the line start?Copy !req
96. Oh I don't know.
The thing sort of governsCopy !req
97. itself.Copy !req
98. Tight!
Ow!Copy !req
99. That guy stinks.Copy !req
100. Excuse me! Excuse me!Copy !req
101. Big man? Over here!
Huh? What, me?Copy !req
102. Uh, yeah.
How long have you been in lineCopy !req
103. for?
How... Long?Copy !req
104. Oh, butt traps.Copy !req
105. Jake, stretch us to the front.
No cutting!Copy !req
106. I will kill you with all my
hopes and regrets!Copy !req
107. All right, dudes,
chill!Copy !req
108. We'll wait.Copy !req
109. I can't feel my
legs.Copy !req
110. WHIMPERING]Copy !req
111. Say something!
Say something to me!Copy !req
112. I... Can't.
I got nothing to say anymore.Copy !req
113. Just make up words,
then!Copy !req
114. Bloo-be-de bloo bloo
bloo-blee-blee blah!Copy !req
115. Shree shrah ha—Copy !req
116. hey, check it out.
We're at the front of the line.Copy !req
117. Whoo-hoo!
Yo, yo!Copy !req
118. We want to talk to abadeer!
What? Oh.Copy !req
119. When your thingy comes up,
hunson abadeer will see youCopy !req
120. through the door.
42 million?Copy !req
121. What's the number on the door?
41 million... Zabba,Copy !req
122. dabba...Copy !req
123. We're next! Whew!
Man, I thought I was gonna throwCopy !req
124. up.Copy !req
125. That's us!
Yay!Copy !req
126. Noooooooooo!Copy !req
127. I'm gonna lose it!Copy !req
128. Hey, do you know if
there's an outlet anywhere?Copy !req
129. No.
Do you know what thisCopy !req
130. is all about?
No.Copy !req
131. Gross.Copy !req
132. What's going on, buddy?Copy !req
133. You giving up?Copy !req
134. I guess.
You don't want to justCopy !req
135. stick it out a little more?
I don't know if myCopy !req
136. little-boy heart can take it.
Listen, finn.Copy !req
137. Are you listening?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
138. Your heart may be
small, but it's strong as a bullCopy !req
139. donk!
And I know you can wait throughCopy !req
140. this line so we can meet
hunson abadeer and find out whyCopy !req
141. we're here and why we're in a
pile of banyanles.Copy !req
142. 'Cause you're a champ!
Okay?Copy !req
143. Okay.
Jozu des gamate ne.Copy !req
144. Well, at least I can
see the end of the line... ICopy !req
145. think.
Let's wait the heck out of thisCopy !req
146. line!
That's it, champ!Copy !req
147. Pretty pumped up.Copy !req
148. I'm super pumped!Copy !req
149. Does anyone need to go
pee-pees?Copy !req
150. Go ahead.
Okay.Copy !req
151. Who's here with a question for
Mr. Abadeer?Copy !req
152. Oh, yeah.
We've got questions.Copy !req
153. Put your hand down, finn!Copy !req
154. No way, dude!
I've got questions!Copy !req
155. What the hey, Jake?
It's not answeringCopy !req
156. questions, man.
That thing's gonna bake ourCopy !req
157. beans!Copy !req
158. Hey, blood-mist cloud!
What happened to us?Copy !req
159. Why can't we remember anyth—
oh. It's gone.Copy !req
160. Look.
Ride me, pardner.Copy !req
161. Hup!Copy !req
162. Hey, cloud!
Where's abadeer?Copy !req
163. Whoa.
Look at all these paintings.Copy !req
164. I think this is hunson abadeer's
house.Copy !req
165. Hey!
Hunson abadeer!Copy !req
166. How dare you chumps trespass
here?Copy !req
167. We just want to go
home, man.Copy !req
168. Yeah. Why'd you lock
us up, abadeer?Copy !req
169. When marceline finds out about
this, it's gonna stir up someCopy !req
170. heavy daddy-daughter issues!
No one leaves theCopy !req
171. nightosphere!
Aw, come on, man!Copy !req
172. [ZAP!]
No one!Copy !req
173. No one leaves the nightosphere!
[ZAP!]Copy !req
174. [ZAP!]
Come with me, you juicy,Copy !req
175. little, mortal soul.Copy !req
176. Finn!Copy !req
177. Oh, my log, Jake.
You found the portal!Copy !req
178. Huh?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
179. Huh?
We don't want to hurtCopy !req
180. you, abadeer.
Just let us go!Copy !req
181. Ugh!Copy !req
182. Hyah!Copy !req
183. Ow!Copy !req
184. Rrragh!Copy !req
185. What the—?Copy !req
186. Marceline?
I'm gonna close this portal!Copy !req
187. You're forbidden to come back toCopy !req
188. the nightosphere!
But, Marcy!Copy !req
189. Let us help you!
It's too late!Copy !req
190. Stay away from me!
Foreve-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-r!Copy !req
191. Marceline's in trouble.
We got to go back and save her!Copy !req
192. All right, but I'm
gonna take a shower first.Copy !req
193. Yo, beemo, you done
charging up that phone, or what?Copy !req
194. Almost... finished.Copy !req
195. Thanks, beemo.Copy !req
196. All right, man.
We're gonna figure this outCopy !req
197. right... Now.Copy !req
198. Yo, yo, yo, yo, check it!
This is Jake on my cameraCopy !req
199. phone!
Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa!Copy !req
200. Whoa, whoa!
Yo, finn!Copy !req
201. Say hi to my new camera phone.
What up, camera phone?Copy !req
202. Lalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalala...Copy !req
203. Lalalalalalalalalalalalala!Copy !req
204. Marceline!
You guys want to come partyCopy !req
205. in the nightosphere with me?
I'm visiting with my dad, andCopy !req
206. it's crazy boring.
Whoa!Copy !req
207. Wait a minute, marceline.
Last time I saw your dad, ICopy !req
208. sliced open his soul sack.
Oh, no, he's totally chillCopy !req
209. now.
Okay, but I'm keepingCopy !req
210. an eye out for your old man in
case he pulls any...Copy !req
211. Don't be a wiener dog.
Jake, you coming?Copy !req
212. Whoo! Yeah, baby!Copy !req
213. All right, so... This is the
nightosphere, I guess.Copy !req
214. It looks banaynays.
Marceline says they got tons ofCopy !req
215. crazy ways out here.
[]Copy !req
216. Right, marceline?Copy !req
217. Marceline! Marcy!
[]Copy !req
218. []
There you are, marceline.Copy !req
219. []
Hmm?Copy !req
220. Rrragh!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
221. Oh. Hello, dog. Hello, finn.
Stay away from me,Copy !req
222. old man!
[]Copy !req
223. Nice one.
Now, finn.Copy !req
224. []
Come on, there's no bad bloodCopy !req
225. here.
Come here.Copy !req
226. Let's bury the hatchet.
See how I'm not killing you?Copy !req
227. []
Dad, stop.Copy !req
228. All right.
I don't want to embarrass myCopy !req
229. little girl.
So, young lady, have youCopy !req
230. thought about my offer?
Ugh!Copy !req
231. What offer,
marceline's dad?Copy !req
232. []
I want marceline to take overCopy !req
233. the nightosphere — finally
join the family business.Copy !req
234. Business?
Dad, what do you even do?Copy !req
235. Oh! Ha!
Come on, come on, come on, comeCopy !req
236. on.
Check it out, sweetie.Copy !req
237. See how chaotic it is out
there?Copy !req
238. []
How everyone's confused andCopy !req
239. frustrated?
The nightosphere is sustainedCopy !req
240. by chaos.
Eh, I just don't see myselfCopy !req
241. doing this biz.
Okay, but I know you'll comeCopy !req
242. around eventually.
Or maybe you won't.Copy !req
243. I don't know.
You're an independent woman.Copy !req
244. []
Aaah!Copy !req
245. Well, I'm gonna take a nappy.
Oh! I almost forgot.Copy !req
246. []
Dad!Copy !req
247. Whoops!
[]Copy !req
248. You should put this amulet on.
It'll Grant you wishes for,Copy !req
249. like, ponies — or whatever
kids like.Copy !req
250. Dad, I'm 1,000 years old.
Ha! Yes, you are, sweetie.Copy !req
251. Daddy's little monster.
[]Copy !req
252. Look, let's just play
something, okay?Copy !req
253. Okay.
♪ I know you just want toCopy !req
254. []
Pffft! Whatever, dad.Copy !req
255. Ooh—
aaaaaaarrgh!Copy !req
256. Jake, grab the amulet!
Oof!Copy !req
257. Ow! My hippocampus!
[]Copy !req
258. Well, that explains howCopy !req
259. we got amnesia'ed.
But what about banana?Copy !req
260. Hey, man, there's
another video.Copy !req
261. We got mad prison-overcrowding
down here, fellas.Copy !req
262. So, I got to put you in the
cage with the stuff.Copy !req
263. Sorry about that.
But, you know, not really.Copy !req
264. Oh, my stomach!
[]Copy !req
265. Yeeeee!
That amulet'sCopy !req
266. controlling marceline!
We have to go back and help her!Copy !req
267. We're gonna get back using that
one portal spell we know.Copy !req
268. Hah!
Maloso vobiscum et cum spiritum!Copy !req
269. Whoa, dude.
She told us never to come back.Copy !req
270. Oh, yeah.
Oh!Copy !req
271. Jake, can you turn into a gross
demon?Copy !req
272. Mm-hmm.
Grosser!Copy !req
273. Raaaaaah!
What's yourCopy !req
274. disguise?
Paper-plate mask, yo!Copy !req
275. Nice!Copy !req
276. Let's go! Hyah!Copy !req
277. Who's next? Who's next?
Uh... Me, my lord aberdeer.Copy !req
278. What do you desire, cowering
speck — pain, pleasure, orCopy !req
279. weird punishment?
Uh... Pleasure?Copy !req
280. No! Weird punishment!Copy !req
281. And what do you desire —Copy !req
282. "p,"p," or "w.P."?
I...Copy !req
283. Pain?
Okay.Copy !req
284. Aw.
Come on! Come on! Next!Copy !req
285. I'm just gonna go.
You sure, dude?Copy !req
286. Don't you want abs?
Yeah, give me abs.Copy !req
287. I think we can chargeCopy !req
288. up there and rip the amulet off
her neck.Copy !req
289. Hey! What are you guys doing?
You can't run up to the front ofCopy !req
290. the line!
These good people have beenCopy !req
291. waiting forever!
Shame on you both!Copy !req
292. Everybody, shame them!Copy !req
293. Boo, sir!
I boo what you're doing!Copy !req
294. Step back — back!
You will not cut the line again!Copy !req
295. You stay back here and wait your
turn like the rest of us!Copy !req
296. Understand?
Yeah, okay! Okay!Copy !req
297. I'll be watching you.
Sorry, dude.Copy !req
298. You got out of line.
Dang it!Copy !req
299. Who are you?
Waah!Copy !req
300. Don't kill us, marceline!
It's us —Copy !req
301. finn and Jake!
Your friends,Copy !req
302. remember?
Eh.Copy !req
303. Oh, grob!Copy !req
304. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
305. Run!Copy !req
306. Marceline.
What are you doing?Copy !req
307. Just grabbing a midnight
snack.Copy !req
308. It's marceline.
That's her out there!Copy !req
309. I know.
Isn't it fantastic?Copy !req
310. No!
We have to save her!Copy !req
311. Save her?
From the amulet!Copy !req
312. But this is what I've always
wanted — my girl following inCopy !req
313. her daddy's footsteps.
But that's not what sheCopy !req
314. wants!
That's balderdash, baby.Copy !req
315. The wearer of the amulet is
filled with chaotic evil, whichCopy !req
316. is how I grew up, so...Copy !req
317. Maybe we can get these
dudes to help us.Copy !req
318. These
guys won't help you.Copy !req
319. They're all complacent sheeple.Copy !req
320. Wait. That's it!
We're gonna freestyle aCopy !req
321. political rap to get these guys
to rise out of their systemizedCopy !req
322. demon apathy!
Okay.Copy !req
323. Yeah. Unh.Copy !req
324. Political rap!
Yo, yo!Copy !req
325. Demon apathy!
Yo, zappity!Copy !req
326. Get ready!
Government!Copy !req
327. Where you went!
Yo! Farmer's market!Copy !req
328. Ride bikes! Get on it!
Geodesic domes!Copy !req
329. Science!
You heard?Copy !req
330. I never thought of it thatCopy !req
331. way before.
This system is broke, yo!Copy !req
332. Marceline.Copy !req
333. Ugh. Sick.Copy !req
334. Jake! The tree house!
Aaaah!Copy !req
335. I'm too freaked out to move,
finn!Copy !req
336. These demons are nibbling my
legs!Copy !req
337. Jake, take her!
No, finn!Copy !req
338. You'll be filled with chaotic
evil!Copy !req
339. Aaaaah!Copy !req
340. Marceline.
No one leaves the nightosphere!Copy !req
341. Wh-o-o-o-oa!Copy !req
342. Oh!
Marceline!Copy !req
343. Uh, I wonder what happened to
him.Copy !req
344. Kids these days.
Am I right?Copy !req
345. Dude. Seriously.
Dad, you tricked me.Copy !req
346. Dad, that sucks!
I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
347. But I thought you'd want to —
want to make your old man proudCopy !req
348. and, you know, take over the
nightosphere.Copy !req
349. Yeah, I want you to be proud!
I want you to be proud of me!Copy !req
350. No, I didn't mean —
baby, of course I'm proud ofCopy !req
351. you.
Dad.Copy !req
352. And your friends, they're all
right!Copy !req
353. That political rap?
Pretty great!Copy !req
354. Okay, okay.
I got to go now, dad.Copy !req
355. Woof! What a nightmare.
Man, finn, my dad actually likesCopy !req
356. you.Copy !req
357. I don't want to hang out withCopy !req
358. you anymore.Copy !req
359. Finn?Copy !req