1. Ripped By mstollCopy !req
2. Babla-babla babla-babla-baloo!Copy !req
3. Stunts!Copy !req
4. Hyah!Copy !req
5. Yeah!Copy !req
6. Yo, Finn! Look what I found!Copy !req
7. A vertical trampoline!Copy !req
8. It's sticky.Copy !req
9. Dude, it's a spider web.Copy !req
10. Ohhh.Copy !req
11. Well, cut me out, yo!Copy !req
12. No way.Copy !req
13. I'll stunt you out!Copy !req
14. Whaaah!Copy !req
15. I was thinking something
else would happen.Copy !req
16. You got anything sharp?Copy !req
17. The only sharp thing I
had were my fingernails,Copy !req
18. but you made me cut them.Copy !req
19. They were too long, Finn.Copy !req
20. Aaaaah!Copy !req
21. You broke the skin, dude!Copy !req
22. I guess my fingernails are
really lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng!Copy !req
23. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
24. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
25. Sorry.Copy !req
26. It's cool, man.Copy !req
27. Can you stretch us
out of here'?Copy !req
28. Humph!Copy !req
29. Hmphhhhh!Copy !req
30. Humphhh!Copy !req
31. Aghh!Copy !req
32. I'm gonna take a nap while you
grow out your fingernails.Copy !req
33. We'll make our escape
when I wake up.Copy !req
34. You'll never escape!Copy !req
35. We will all die in the web!Copy !req
36. That's the circle of life.Copy !req
37. That's not a circle.Copy !req
38. That's, like... a straight line.Copy !req
39. We don't make
the rules, man.Copy !req
40. Well, don't
just give up.Copy !req
41. And you're walking too fast.Copy !req
42. You know I can't...Copy !req
43. The spiders are back!Copy !req
44. Try to stay calm.Copy !req
45. Greet your fate with dignity.Copy !req
46. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
47. We got to go, Jake!Copy !req
48. Jake!Copy !req
49. So, what?
You're not talking to me now?Copy !req
50. No.Copy !req
51. I'm just tired from setting
traps all day solo style.Copy !req
52. Why are you mad?Copy !req
53. I just said I was tired.Copy !req
54. But you're acting
like you're mad.Copy !req
55. I'm not mad!Copy !req
56. Oh, look — food...Copy !req
57. that I caught.Copy !req
58. In my web.Copy !req
59. For us.Copy !req
60. I spin webs, too, Ed.Copy !req
61. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
62. I try just as hard as you.Copy !req
63. Hmm?Copy !req
64. Well, go ahead, then.Copy !req
65. Wrap them up for laters.Copy !req
66. What's wrong, Barb?Copy !req
67. What's going on there, Jake?Copy !req
68. I can't!Copy !req
69. You think I'm gross
when I spin my web!Copy !req
70. What?Copy !req
71. I could see it on your face!Copy !req
72. Tell me that you don't!Copy !req
73. Uh...Copy !req
74. I... uh... um...Copy !req
75. You tell me you
don't find me gross!Copy !req
76. Oh, get stuffed, Ed!Copy !req
77. Barb!Copy !req
78. You guys are sad.Copy !req
79. Ugh! What is that sound?Copy !req
80. Sick, dude!
She makes that sound, too?Copy !req
81. Yeah, I guess, but she never
does it in front of me.Copy !req
82. Anyway, it's not gross
when guys do it.Copy !req
83. Dude, that's not cool.Copy !req
84. You need to think
about what you sayCopy !req
85. and how that
affects your lady.Copy !req
86. How about how she affects me?Copy !req
87. I love her, man.Copy !req
88. Hmm... huh?Copy !req
89. Humph!Copy !req
90. Oh, snap.Copy !req
91. How long was I out?Copy !req
92. Can someone tell me
why we fight —Copy !req
93. Why she treats me like all
I do is make her feel bad?Copy !req
94. Tell me, Glob.Copy !req
95. Why don't you
ever answer me?Copy !req
96. It's hard to step outside of
yourself when you're enmeshedCopy !req
97. with another being.Copy !req
98. Oh, Grod!
It's over! It's over!Copy !req
99. Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
100. Wait!Copy !req
101. What?Copy !req
102. Ummmmm...Copy !req
103. Right now, we got to real-talk
about your girlfriend.Copy !req
104. I don't real-talk
with my food.Copy !req
105. Uh...Copy !req
106. We real-talk now,
or you're gonna be as singleCopy !req
107. as your stinky web squirter!Copy !req
108. Yeah, right.Copy !req
109. You just want to
get out of my web.Copy !req
110. All you food ever
want to do is escape.Copy !req
111. Y'all is always like in cahoots,
making plans not to be food.Copy !req
112. I'm not in cahoots.Copy !req
113. So, okay.Copy !req
114. Eat your friend here.Copy !req
115. Okay.Copy !req
116. No, Finn! What?
Where is your heart?Copy !req
117. Look inside yourself!Copy !req
118. This isn't you!Copy !req
119. I'm gonna fake-eat you, man.Copy !req
120. Oh. Word.Copy !req
121. N-o-o-o-o-o-o!Copy !req
122. Oh, my guts!Copy !req
123. My guts everywhere!Copy !req
124. Ohhhh! How could you?Copy !req
125. Aaaaah!Copy !req
126. Okay, man.Copy !req
127. You've earned my trust.Copy !req
128. So let's do this.Copy !req
129. Real-talk me, Bro.Copy !req
130. Okay, first off, then,Copy !req
131. how you're going about
this isn't working.Copy !req
132. Am I right?Copy !req
133. Yeah.Copy !req
134. It's not working.Copy !req
135. My way sucks.Copy !req
136. Cool. Now we got to do
damage control —Copy !req
137. healing the negs
energy at the source.Copy !req
138. Yes, heal the
negsergies in me.Copy !req
139. All right, uh...Copy !req
140. Go find Barb a present.Copy !req
141. That'll fix the first neg.Copy !req
142. Can you do that?Copy !req
143. Yeah, I can find her a present,
if you think that'll help.Copy !req
144. I don't think it will.Copy !req
145. But what do I know?Copy !req
146. I'm just a big ol' dummy who
does everything wrong.Copy !req
147. Ptoo!Copy !req
148. Wheeeeee!Copy !req
149. You're free-e-e-e-e!Copy !req
150. Ugh!Copy !req
151. Oh, man!Copy !req
152. It's okay, Finn.Copy !req
153. You bought us some time.Copy !req
154. Yeah. Think fast.Copy !req
155. What can we use?Copy !req
156. There's nothing.Copy !req
157. Just a bunch of nature.Copy !req
158. I have a dumb idea.Copy !req
159. Get her a present.Copy !req
160. Hmph.Copy !req
161. When was the last time
she got me a present?Copy !req
162. What would she want, anyways?Copy !req
163. How do know?
We never talk.Copy !req
164. Geez, what happened to my life?Copy !req
165. All my friends are gone.Copy !req
166. They all got kids now.Copy !req
167. don't have kids.Copy !req
168. All I have is Barb.Copy !req
169. And she
treats me like a-a dingus!Copy !req
170. Oh! Cool!Copy !req
171. A sword!Copy !req
172. Wow! Neat!Copy !req
173. It's magic or something!Copy !req
174. We can hang this up over our
mantel and snuggle by the fireCopy !req
175. like we —
like we used to!Copy !req
176. I'm gonna fix us, Barb!Copy !req
177. Fix us!Copy !req
178. All right, one...Copy !req
179. two...Copy !req
180. three!Copy !req
181. Yo! What?Copy !req
182. Shoot!Copy !req
183. Here comes another one.Copy !req
184. One, two, three!Copy !req
185. My eyes!Copy !req
186. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
187. Ha ha! Yes! Finally!Copy !req
188. Good job!Copy !req
189. Last chance for life.
Break out!Copy !req
190. Yeah, you mommy!Copy !req
191. Hey! What's going on here'?Copy !req
192. Nothing.Copy !req
193. Aah!Copy !req
194. Oh!Copy !req
195. Crabapples!Copy !req
196. Where's Ed?Copy !req
197. Oh. Uh, he's getting you
an "I'm sorry“ gift.Copy !req
198. He feels crazy about
making you cry.Copy !req
199. He does'? Really?Copy !req
200. Barb! Barb!Copy !req
201. Ed?Copy !req
202. Barb! Look!
Damage control!Copy !req
203. Check it out!Copy !req
204. I wrapped it up and everything!Copy !req
205. Oh, Ed, I can't believe it!Copy !req
206. Yeah! Come on! Open it!Copy !req
207. I-I really just —Copy !req
208. I-It's just so unlike you to —Copy !req
209. What's this?Copy !req
210. It's a sword.Copy !req
211. I found it in the woods.Copy !req
212. In the woods?Copy !req
213. Yeah. It's magical, though.Copy !req
214. Check out the blade!Copy !req
215. You got this for you, Ed.Copy !req
216. No, I got it for us —
for snuggles by the fire!Copy !req
217. We are never gonna snugglesCopy !req
218. until you learn
to appreciate me!Copy !req
219. Oh, really?Copy !req
220. Well, I guess we're never gonna
eat again, either,Copy !req
221. 'cause I catch the food and
your butt is dysfunctional!Copy !req
222. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
223. Yaaaaah!Copy !req
224. Go! Run away, food!Copy !req
225. We don't need you, apparently!Copy !req
226. Just break up, you guys!Copy !req
227. Do it for you!Copy !req
228. Now what are you gonna eat?Copy !req
229. Huh, Barb?Copy !req
230. I'm gonna eat you!Copy !req
231. Yo! That's wrong!Copy !req
232. Who ca-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-res?Copy !req
233. Aaah!Copy !req
234. Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
235. We're free!Copy !req
236. Aaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
237. Eeee! Ohhhh! Aaaah!Copy !req
238. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
239. No! No! No! Aah!Copy !req
240. Oh, no.Copy !req
241. You got that look
on your face.Copy !req
242. You going back
to help that fool?Copy !req
243. His wife's gonna eat him!Copy !req
244. Spider marriage
is complicated.Copy !req
245. Sometimes you just
got to mind your own biz.Copy !req
246. Oh, help! Somebody help me!Copy !req
247. Go with Glob.Copy !req
248. Oof!Copy !req
249. Mercy!Copy !req
250. Aah! Oh! Ugh!Copy !req
251. Ugh!Copy !req
252. You little twerp!Copy !req
253. Are you stupid Or something?Copy !req
254. Yeah, I'm stupid!Copy !req
255. But I know something real —
you shouldn't eat your husband!Copy !req
256. Whoa! Ugh!Copy !req
257. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
258. Aaaaaah! Ohhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
259. Yo. Smoothing things out?Copy !req
260. Uh, not exactly.Copy !req
261. Barb! Barb!Copy !req
262. What's wrong, my love?Copy !req
263. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargghh!Copy !req
264. Aghh!Copy !req
265. O-kay.Copy !req
266. What is happening?Copy !req
267. Something we're not
supposed to see.Copy !req
268. Oh, Ed.Copy !req
269. We're parents!Copy !req
270. Oh, sick!Copy !req
271. I think there's
hope for us, Barb.Copy !req
272. We can make a new start —
as a family.Copy !req
273. Nice.Copy !req
274. Think they're
gonna make it?Copy !req
275. Love like theirs will
always find a way.Copy !req
276. It'll crawl all up over you
and drain your body fluids,Copy !req
277. poisoning you slowly
until you pass out.Copy !req
278. Whaaaaaa!Copy !req
279. Circle of life, Finn.Copy !req
280. Circle of life.Copy !req
281. Yeeeeoooohhhhh!Copy !req
282. This party is so crazy!Copy !req
283. Ripped By mstollCopy !req