1. Okay, Gunther, you ready
for the show to begin?Copy !req
2. Wenk.Copy !req
3. One, two, three.Copy !req
4. It's rhetorical,
Gunther.Copy !req
5. Marceline's songs are so good.Copy !req
6. Hmm. Maybe I can get Marceline
to write a song with me.Copy !req
7. Man, if she helped me write
a song like that,Copy !req
8. I'd be crushing it non-stop
with the princesses.Copy !req
9. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
10. Gunther, you cute
little dummy.Copy !req
11. You know, Gunther, my song
is gonna needCopy !req
12. some dope lyrics
to lure the honeys in.Copy !req
13. Hmm, hmm.
Hmm.Copy !req
14. Jay T. Dawgzone always says,Copy !req
15. "Ladies are drawn to bros
with tortured pasts."Copy !req
16. And I've got
a way tortured past!Copy !req
17. I think.
I don't really re...Copy !req
18. Um...Copy !req
19. Quickly, Gunther.Copy !req
20. To the "the past" room!Copy !req
21. Ah, yes.Copy !req
22. Lot of emotionally powerful
stuff in here.Copy !req
23. Still wet with tears.Copy !req
24. I'll take some of these for
lyrical inspiration.Copy !req
25. So, where's Marceline living
these days?Copy !req
26. - Wenk.
- A cave?Copy !req
27. Pbht!Copy !req
28. Well, well, well.Copy !req
29. Looks like Ice King is up to bad
biscuits, brother.Copy !req
30. Bad biscuits make
the baker broke, bro.Copy !req
31. Ice King, you make
our job too easy.Copy !req
32. You ready to roll
on this fool?Copy !req
33. Dinner roll!Copy !req
34. Hello!
Anybody home?Copy !req
35. No.Copy !req
36. What are you doing here?Copy !req
37. I told you not
to come around me.Copy !req
38. Yeah, I know, but I was hoping
you could help me write a song.Copy !req
39. One that could help me
get some princess action.Copy !req
40. I'm not going to help you
pick up on chicks!Copy !req
41. Come on!
We can be a prog-rock duo!Copy !req
42. I'll even split
the fans with you.Copy !req
43. I get the princesses,
and you get...Copy !req
44. whatever it is
you're into.Copy !req
45. Sounds good, yeah,
I think it does.Copy !req
46. Hyup!Copy !req
47. Hey!
Get out of here!Copy !req
48. Wait!Copy !req
49. Just let me play you
what I've written so far.Copy !req
50. Oh, dang it.Copy !req
51. Tangles in the cord.Copy !req
52. Sometimes this happens
when you fly with it.Copy !req
53. The tangles are hard.Copy !req
54. Oh.Copy !req
55. Oh.
Oh, geez, no.Copy !req
56. Oh, no.
Ice King's in trouble.Copy !req
57. Hey, you know what?
I'll just hum it for you.Copy !req
58. Is that good?Copy !req
59. Ice King!
- Wha?Copy !req
60. Oh, you got him.Copy !req
61. Nice job, Marceline.Copy !req
62. Your constant
harassment of the female genderCopy !req
63. makes me sick.Copy !req
64. No, he can stay.
Wha?Copy !req
65. Yeah, wha?Copy !req
66. It's all right. We're working
on a song together.Copy !req
67. You don't want us to...Copy !req
68. for you?Copy !req
69. Nah, it's okay,
you guys can go.Copy !req
70. Okay.Copy !req
71. Well, I guess we'll see you,
then.Copy !req
72. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
73. You know, I kind of like being
tied up in these cords.Copy !req
74. Kinda freaky!Copy !req
75. So what kind of song
are we playing?Copy !req
76. Oh, I brought these
for some inspiration.Copy !req
77. Just use these to work off of...Copy !req
78. you know, a template.Copy !req
79. Okay...Copy !req
80. Yeah, yeah,
that's good.Copy !req
81. Keep doing that.Copy !req
82. Stop acting like this!Copy !req
83. No! It's just starting
to get good!Copy !req
84. Princesses, I command you,
love me!Copy !req
85. Love me!Copy !req
86. Love me!Copy !req
87. Love me!Copy !req
88. Stop acting crazy!Copy !req
89. I just wanna be
loved!Copy !req
90. Uh-oh.
I'm sorry I pushed you.Copy !req
91. Uh, oh... I'll just stay
out of your way.Copy !req
92. Someone.Copy !req
93. Again, I'm sorry
I pushed you.Copy !req
94. - Huh?
- What you got? An apple?Copy !req
95. Ugh!Copy !req
96. Nuts.Copy !req
97. Hold on.Copy !req
98. Do you like me?Copy !req
99. Of course I do, you old jerk!Copy !req
100. Really?Copy !req
101. Wow.Copy !req
102. How about one of these?Copy !req
103. Ah!Copy !req
104. Ah! Not like that!Copy !req
105. Ugh.Copy !req
106. You don't remember anything,
do you... Simon!Copy !req
107. What-mon?Copy !req
108. Why do you even come see me
when you don't remember me?Copy !req
109. You don't even know
who you are!Copy !req
110. Yes, I do!
I am a lyricist!Copy !req
111. It's all here on the page!
The page!Copy !req
112. In song, baby!
On this receipt!Copy !req
113. On this takeout menu!Copy !req
114. On these newspapers!Copy !req
115. Huh?
Look!Copy !req
116. This clipping...
this was you, Simon!Copy !req
117. Before the war!Copy !req
118. Huh?Copy !req
119. Huh?Copy !req
120. This!
You took this picture!Copy !req
121. Ugh.
You've scribbled all over it!Copy !req
122. Hmm?Copy !req
123. Oh! Oh!
Are they good lyrics?Copy !req
124. I'll get the keyboard!Copy !req
125. What?
Wait, listen!Copy !req
126. Yeah!
Let's go!Copy !req
127. What's it say?Copy !req
128. Sing out, sister!Copy !req
129. Hoo, yeah!
Keep it going!Copy !req
130. Oh! Um...Copy !req
131. Wow!
I wrote that?Copy !req
132. Hot stuff!Copy !req
133. What? You don't remember
what it means?Copy !req
134. Look!Copy !req
135. What is going on
in there?Copy !req
136. I have no idea.Copy !req