Adventure Time 4x22

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Finn and Jake sneak into the Fire Kingdom to retrieve Fire Princess' scented candles and overhear a plot to assassinate the king.

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1. That was awesome! All right, all right, my turn.

2. You guys are full

3. - of magic air.

4. Gross!

5. No!

6. Princess? You... Okay?

7. Yeah. It's just... The air smells bad

8. from your magic tricks, and now I feel sad.

9. I left all my scented candles at the castle.

10. They'd really cut through the magic stank.

11. Just go back to the fire kingdom and get them...

12. Problem solved. Then I'll have to

13. see my dad. I'm still mad at him for

14. imprisoning me in that lantern. So unfair!

15. Uh... We can go get

16. them? Really?

17. That would be really nice. But don't let my pops see you.

18. I don't want his majesty thinking I need anything from

19. him.

20. It ain't me!

21. Whoa!

22. Oh!

23. Flambo! For a second I thought the

24. - princess was farting. - Flambo, we need you to

25. cast "flame shield" on us. All right!

26. These candles must be they.

27. They smell like an old lady's bathroom.

28. Hey! Don't disrespect my lady!

29. I say it as a compliment!

30. Like it reminds me of my grandma.

31. I love my grandma. No one come-s-s-s here.

32. Not s-since flame princes-s-s

33. fled the cas-s-tle. Now gues-s-s what we're gonna

34. - kill flame king with. - A conspirator

35. with a hiss voice! How about... Water?

36. Even wors-s-e! We'll us-s-e ic-c-e!

37. And a conspirator with an untied shoe!

38. Ice? Why ice? 'Cause it's more painful, you

39. s-s-impleton! Cold as ic-c-e ball-s-s!

40. A perfect death for the flame king!

41. Did you hear

42. - that?

43. Jake, come on! We got to stop those guys from

44. - killing flame princess' dad! - Right, right.

45. Dirt bags! Where'd they go?

46. Hey, is that new? Yeah, I think it is.

47. Yes, it is new. Hmm, what do you guys think

48. of this painting? I like it.

49. Hey, is this one of those paintings where the eyes follow

50. - you?

51. Hmm. Hmm. Come on, let's get out of

52. here. I don't want to miss snack time.

53. Snacks! Snacks!

54. - Snacks! - Snacks! Snacks! Snacks!

55. Now what?

56. And most unnatural murder-s-s.

57. Hear that? It sounds like a voice with a

58. - hiss. - The kind we are looking

59. for! The s-serpent that did

60. s-sting... - Stop!

61. Thy father's life, now wears hi-s-s crown-s-s!

62. - Dude, the voice! - We must follow the

63. voice!

64. To die, to s-sleep, to

65. s-sleep, perchance to dream... - Which way is the hiss

66. voice coming from? Aye, there's the rub, for in

67. - that s-sleep of death... - This way!

68. - What dream-s-s may come. - Which way?

69. I s-seem to be s-saying a lot about our s-super-s-secret

70. - plan... - To the left!

71. You!

72. - You! You! You! - Double you! Double you!

73. I don't think it's them.

74. Double you! Double you!

75. Whoa!

76. - Jake! - I'm okay!

77. I think I hear that hissing voice down this way!

78. Whoa!

79. - Why didn't you catch me? - Oops!

80. Tell me next time. I can't think in the future.

81. - Vent ahead. - Jake, I want to see.

82. - No hissing.

83. No untied shoe. Vent.

84. This needs something more!

85. - Yes! Yes! - That's the Stuff!

86. Whoa! It's him!

87. - Hmm? - My bluebies!

88. You buffoon! Where's your partner with the

89. untied shoe? What partner?

90. What are you blueberries talking about?

91. Give it up, man! I heard your hiss voice!

92. - I don't have a voice! - There's a snake on your

93. - shoulder! - What?

94. Aah!

95. Hmm.

96. Suffering...

97. Succotash! Now to chop you two big

98. blueberries into small, bite-sized blueberries!

99. Shakespeare.

100. Five minutes to curtain, everyone!

101. - Five minutes! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

102. Ooh!

103. Oh! Pfft! Actors!

104. What's going on with the costumes?

105. This is a theater troupe! We're getting ready to perform

106. for the king! Everyone in the kingdom shall be

107. in attendance! Of course, you know all this,

108. being fellow actors from the exact same troupe.

109. I have an idea. We'll go onstage, act like two

110. conspirators. You will have one shoe untied, I

111. will talk with a hiss voice. We'll talk about how we want to

112. kill the king. As we do this, we'll study the

113. faces of the audience and look for guilty reactions.

114. - That's brilliant! - Thanks!

115. It's an original idea by me.

116. - Ahem! Hey, conspirator! - Hey, co-conspirator!

117. Let's talk about how we're gonna kill the king!

118. Shh! S-somebody might hear our evil

119. plot! Man, I am so lost.

120. Psst! The audience! Uh, uh, uh, uh...

121. Uh, uh...

122. You think that's one of them?

123. Maybe. Let's keep going.

124. - So, what are you packing? - Water, man... enough of

125. it to put out the king's fire! Uh, uh... Hmm.

126. I think he's starting

127. to crack. Water?

128. You know what's even more painful?

129. If we pour ice in his ear! That's how we'll kill

130. the flame king! Pbht!

131. Kill the flame king? This is treason disguised as a

132. play! Guards, seize them!

133. What? No!

134. Please! We were trying to warn you about

135. assassins! Hmm.

136. - Search them!

137. Huh?

138. Sire, it's your daughter's scented candles!

139. Sickos!

140. - Off with their heads! - Whoa, what?

141. No, please!

142. S-stay s-still. "S-still"?

143. Untied shoelace?

144. It's them! S-so long, s-suckers!

145. Naked babies, naked babies, naked babies!

146. Naked babies, naked babies, naked babies!

147. Naked babies, naked babies,

148. naked babies!

149. We found 'em! The executioners are the real

150. king-killers! S-silence!

151. Wait, wait, wait... That voice.

152. Guards, take off their hoods! Aah!

153. My identity!

154. Ugh!

155. Furnius and torcho! Hello... Uncle!

156. Arrest the executioners!

157. Hmm... I thought I had you two

158. extinguished. You cannot quench the

159. flame-s-s-s of revenge! You snuffed out our father to

160. become king! Oh, yeah... Ha ha.

161. Take them to the punishment room!

162. I'll des-s-Troy all of you... Release me!

163. - With ic-c-c-e! - Wait, so you... you

164. extinguished their dad? Mm-hmm.

165. And... Everyone is evil here?

166. Mm-hmm... all evil.

167. Then... Is flame princess... Evil?

168. Or maybe chaotic neutral? She's evil.

169. Okay... So your daughter's evil... we've

170. established that. But do you think if a good guy

171. really liked her... Could he change her to good?

172. Hmm, well, there'd be penalties to her experience if

173. she acted out of alignment, but... Yes.

174. Someone could change her. Change her to good?

175. Aww!

176. Evil, evil, evil, evil.

177. Evil, evil, evil... Evil! Aah!