1. Hey, friend.Copy !req
2. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
3. I'm a child like you,
running wild and crazy.Copy !req
4. Hold on. Wow.Copy !req
5. A falling star.Copy !req
6. It's too far, though.Copy !req
7. You're welcome.Copy !req
8. Hmm. Ah.Copy !req
9. There.Copy !req
10. Wait.Copy !req
11. Oh, glob.Copy !req
12. He is here somewhere,
my brothers.Copy !req
13. Glob, can you see Magic Man
on the sensor?Copy !req
14. Yes, Gob. Our little brother
is very close.Copy !req
15. - Hey, flip me.
- Okay.Copy !req
16. I'm gonna activate the thingy
that drains his magic juice.Copy !req
17. My juice!Copy !req
18. Not... flowing... right.Copy !req
19. Dream on, honey.Copy !req
20. You can't catch this.Copy !req
21. Magic away!Copy !req
22. I think I see him.Copy !req
23. Yes, I see him, as well.Copy !req
24. - Hey, guys.
What, Glob?Copy !req
25. Nothing. Never mind.Copy !req
26. Wait. Wait.
Shh, shh! Shush!Copy !req
27. I... wasn't...Copy !req
28. You hear that?Copy !req
29. It was totally silent
for like a whole second.Copy !req
30. Huh. Oh, yeah.
Cool.Copy !req
31. Sometimes we get
so wrapped up battling stuff,Copy !req
32. we forget to...Copy !req
33. Ooh!Copy !req
34. Waaa... zoo!Copy !req
35. Hey.Copy !req
36. Shhhhhh.Copy !req
37. Arise.Copy !req
38. Magic Man, you caused nothing
but turmoil and chaosCopy !req
39. for us on Mars.Copy !req
40. We thought banishing you
to this world would help youCopy !req
41. see the light
of our utopian super-society.Copy !req
42. Now, tell us...
what have you learnedCopy !req
43. in these past 200 years?Copy !req
44. Are you guys
talking to me?Copy !req
45. You know you made life
on Mars a nightmare.Copy !req
46. Now we must return you
to Mars,Copy !req
47. where vengeance
awaits thee.Copy !req
48. That's not...Copy !req
49. Magic Man! Get up!Copy !req
50. Did it work? Is he gone?Copy !req
51. Yep.Copy !req
52. They took my friend to Mars!Copy !req
53. Fly me there
and help me save him!Copy !req
54. Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't.Copy !req
55. You see?
The transfer drained me.Copy !req
56. I can probably barely float.Copy !req
57. So I just got to wait
'til they kill your friend.Copy !req
58. See ya!Copy !req
59. - No!
- Whoa!Copy !req
60. What do you mean
"kill"?Copy !req
61. They're gonna put him
on trial for my crimes.Copy !req
62. Ain't nobody gonna pardon
these crimes on my head...Copy !req
63. not even the king of Mars!Copy !req
64. And once he's dead,Copy !req
65. my magic juice will return
to my body...Copy !req
66. flowing through me
like moonlightCopy !req
67. through the ghost
dance.Copy !req
68. - Squeeze!Copy !req
69. I wish I could help...Copy !req
70. except I don't!Copy !req
71. You succubutt!Copy !req
72. How long have you had
this house?Copy !req
73. Yes, that is true!Copy !req
74. Well, I bet
there's something hereCopy !req
75. that can help me
save Jake.Copy !req
76. There is, but you'll never
make it work.Copy !req
77. What? Where is it?Copy !req
78. I don't know!
Have you seen my trash palace?Copy !req
79. Yeah, what's the deal?
This place is wrecked.Copy !req
80. Ewww!
Ew!Copy !req
81. What am I stepping in?Copy !req
82. That's where I blow my nose
all day.Copy !req
83. Ugh!Copy !req
84. Yes, welcome to my tower
of light.Copy !req
85. Everyone is welcome to share
this magic kingdom...Copy !req
86. squirrels...Copy !req
87. black mold...Copy !req
88. worms...Copy !req
89. poison ivy...Copy !req
90. tiny manticore.Copy !req
91. Help me, you coward!Copy !req
92. Magic Man, what is your
deal, for real?Copy !req
93. You tell me.Copy !req
94. Well, for one,
I think this houseCopy !req
95. is a reflection
of your sick brain.Copy !req
96. Look at this. Yuck.Copy !req
97. Who's this you're standing with
in this picture?Copy !req
98. All... right.Copy !req
99. Well, I'm gonna keep digging
through this stuffCopy !req
100. 'til I find what
you're talking about.Copy !req
101. It's downstairs.Copy !req
102. - Huh? What?
- My special thing.Copy !req
103. Whoa!Copy !req
104. Holy crepes.Copy !req
105. Ta-da!
Come on.Copy !req
106. That's the thing...
my special thing.Copy !req
107. A Martian transporter.Copy !req
108. This can take me to Mars?Copy !req
109. Yeah.
My brothers gave it to meCopy !req
110. when they banished me
to Earth.Copy !req
111. They thought I'd learn love
and use it to go back home.Copy !req
112. How do I do it?Copy !req
113. You put your hands
on those thingiesCopy !req
114. and think stuff about
people.Copy !req
115. But it's broken.
Hasn't worked in 200 years.Copy !req
116. But...
it has to work.Copy !req
117. It has to.Copy !req
118. For Jake.Copy !req
119. Huh-duh?Copy !req
120. Yaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
121. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
122. Whoa!Copy !req
123. Citizens of Mars,Copy !req
124. King of Mars...Copy !req
125. today, the most notorious fiend
in Martian historyCopy !req
126. stands before us...
Magic Man.Copy !req
127. Stop!Copy !req
128. Turn on the dark.Copy !req
129. Okay, so we don't have footage
of these crimes,Copy !req
130. but Grod's pretty good
at drawing, so...Copy !req
131. "Plague of Shadows."Copy !req
132. Magic Man brought
our shadows to life.Copy !req
133. They attacked us
and ravaged Mars.Copy !req
134. Very impressive, Grod.Copy !req
135. Thanks, bro.Copy !req
136. To the "Plague of the
One-ness."Copy !req
137. As we gathered to hold hands
and sing our community song,Copy !req
138. Magic Man cast an evil spellCopy !req
139. that made our arms
grow together.Copy !req
140. Much suffering ensued.Copy !req
141. And what about that one timeCopy !req
142. when he turned all the water
into hairCopy !req
143. and we all got so thirsty,
we drank it?Copy !req
144. And when we drank it,
we went bald?Copy !req
145. Many of us did not recover
and, to this day,Copy !req
146. hide our loss
behind groovy headgear.Copy !req
147. Dark off, please.Copy !req
148. Magic Man, it bums me out
to see this.Copy !req
149. I remember when
you were really cool,Copy !req
150. before that night you spent on
Olympus Mons with Margles.Copy !req
151. Aw, man!Copy !req
152. Force field.Copy !req
153. What happened, Magic?Copy !req
154. Why did you go crazy?Copy !req
155. If you had just learned to care
about living things again,Copy !req
156. you could have come back
whenever you wanted.Copy !req
157. Well... you guys are missing
some important details.Copy !req
158. I'm Jake the dog.
Listen.Copy !req
159. You sad Magic Man.Copy !req
160. Instead, you bummed around OooCopy !req
161. acting like a jerk
for 200 years.Copy !req
162. Yeah, that's true,
except I'm not Magic Man!Copy !req
163. Now! Ready the Wand
of Disbursement!Copy !req
164. Ready.Copy !req
165. Space dome, open!Copy !req
166. Oh, snap!Copy !req
167. Magic Man, I give you
two choices...Copy !req
168. one is total
annihilation.Copy !req
169. The wand will touch you,Copy !req
170. and your soul
will meet with death.Copy !req
171. The second is to use
the power of the wandCopy !req
172. to convert your body
to living stardust,Copy !req
173. where your consciousness
will be jettisonedCopy !req
174. into the infinite cosmosCopy !req
175. on an endless journey of wonder
and discovery!Copy !req
176. Wow. That second one
sounds pretty cool.Copy !req
177. I mean, yeah, I'm like way
into that.Copy !req
178. Except... ohh... I would really
miss my best friend.Copy !req
179. His name is Finn.Copy !req
180. And I think it would mess him up
if I wasn't around.Copy !req
181. Wait... did you say
you would miss someone?Copy !req
182. Yeah.Copy !req
183. And that someone
would miss you?Copy !req
184. Yeah, that's me,
you dishrags!Copy !req
185. I win again!
Just like always!Copy !req
186. Jakey, no!Copy !req
187. Look.Copy !req
188. It's the dog.Copy !req
189. The one you were prophesied
to meet.Copy !req
190. I don't care none
for that mess!Copy !req
191. This wouldn't have glomped
if you'd just listened to my bro!Copy !req
192. You bunked up, King of Mars!Copy !req
193. The wisest, most honest super
being of all timeCopy !req
194. just put an innocent dog
to deads!Copy !req
195. You're right,
Finn the Human.Copy !req
196. My judgment was less
than the standardCopy !req
197. by which I judge
my peers.Copy !req
198. Of which I have none.Copy !req
199. I will retrieve your friend
from the 37th dead world.Copy !req
200. Ooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaah!Copy !req
201. Death.Copy !req
202. King of Mars.
What's your business?Copy !req
203. I need this one back.Copy !req
204. Hmm.
What will you give me for him?Copy !req
205. Not this time, your majesty.Copy !req
206. In that case, I offer
my immortality.Copy !req
207. Deal.Copy !req
208. Huh?Copy !req
209. Hey! I'm alive!Copy !req
210. Yay!
King of Mars saved you!Copy !req
211. Yes, but at what cost?Copy !req
212. Oh, man.Copy !req
213. Should we go get Magic Man?Copy !req
214. No. I lost a friend.Copy !req
215. I cannot lose my brother,
as well.Copy !req
216. Hey, what? Where did they go?Copy !req
217. Eat my skids!Copy !req
218. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
219. Oh, Margles.Copy !req
220. Magic Man!Copy !req
221. Huh?Copy !req
222. Bam!Copy !req
223. You're back, coward!Copy !req
224. Go! Get out of here,
tiny manticore!Copy !req
225. Whatevs!
I didn't need your pity help!Copy !req
226. Geez. What?Copy !req
227. I am the true coward.Copy !req
228. Hiding from sincere expressionsCopy !req
229. like a vampire in the nudeCopy !req
230. who hides from the light.Copy !req
231. Thank you, brave hero.Copy !req
232. I was freed from bottle jail,Copy !req
233. but my new prison is shame.Copy !req
234. My new prison is shame!Copy !req
235. What's he saying?Copy !req
236. He said, "my new prison
is shame."Copy !req