1. Ripped By mstoll
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2. Jake, if I beat you,
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3. you have to call me "sensei"
for a month.
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4. Deal.
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5. Hi, guys.
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6. 'Sup, Turtle Princess?
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7. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Argh!
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8. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
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9. Get your hands off me,
Steven!
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10. Yah!
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11. You too, Chad!
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12. Hey, girl.
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13. Hey, girl.
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14. Brought you some
little fruit pies.
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15. Awesome.
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16. How you doing out here?
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17. Turtle Princess,
the men out here
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18. will not leave me alone!
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19. It must be nice.
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20. Nah, it's horrible.
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21. They just want me
for my lumps.
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22. These lumps aren't for sale,
Billy!
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23. Ugh!
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24. Aren't you sick of men going
after your turtle lumps?
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25. Actually, I've never been
able to work my T-Lumps.
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26. I just know
what I read in books.
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27. Hey, you should write a book
telling me how to do it.
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28. Oh, my glob.
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29. Turtle Princess,
I always wanted
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30. to write trashy books
for ladies!
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31. Hyah!
Back up off me, Ricky!
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32. Yeah, everyone needs to know
that when I work these lumps,
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33. no man is immune
to their influence.
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34. Jake's ball landed over
here, Beemo!
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35. LSP, Finn would be perfect
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36. as the test subject
for your lump studies.
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37. Yay! I win!
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38. Bow to your sensei.
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39. Aw!
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40. You got to go undercover
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41. and conduct your lump science
on him.
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42. Prove to the world that even
a white knight like Finn
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43. is no match for the power
of your lumps.
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44. I'll do it...
for the world!
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45. And for you, girl.
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46. Oh, girl!
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47. Day one... on my way to Finn
and Jake's.
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48. Side note...
I look fresh to death
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49. with my new dress
and purse.
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50. Mm. Mm. Mm.
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51. Hello?
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52. Hey, Jake.
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53. Is Finn home?
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54. Ohh!
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55. 'Sup, LSP?
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56. Oh, hey. I'm answering that ad you put out
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57. for the "Adventure Secretary."
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58. What?
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59. Ugh! Hold on. I'll get it.
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60. Hold on. It's down in there.
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61. Okay, wait. I got it.
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62. Here you go.
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63. "Wanted...
Adventure Secretary."
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64. Smells like fruit pie.
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65. It's nice of you to
want to be our secretary,
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66. but we don't need one.
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67. Dude, look at her.
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68. Mmm. Oh, glob.
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69. Yeah, it's sad.
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70. Come on.
We got to help her.
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71. Ah.
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72. All right, LSP, come inside.
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73. Awesome.
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74. Totally nailed the interview.
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75. I'm gonna need
a secretary desk.
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76. Rah!
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77. I'm starving!
What's for dinner?
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78. Oh. Uh...
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79. we got some...
blueberries.
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80. Jake has saltines.
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81. Yuck.
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82. Looks like I'll have to bust out
these cobras
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83. to get a better
dinner.
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84. Hey, Finn.
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85. You got anything better to eat?
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86. Oh, cool...
old spaghetti.
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87. I'm gonna go heat this up.
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88. Chapter one... "Gotcha."
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89. Have a good night.
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90. See you in the morning.
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91. Good night, you guys!
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92. Finn is even more overpowered
by my lumps than I thought.
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93. I guess at the end of the day,
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94. it's all about the lumps.
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95. Hey, girl. Hey...
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96. Hey, girl.
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97. Oh, Turtle Princess, this book
is coming out awesome!
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98. Oh, good, girl.
I can't wait to read it.
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99. Thanks, girl.
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100. Good night, girl.
Good night, girl.
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101. Huh? What's that?
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102. 'Sup, LSP?
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103. What are you guys doing?
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104. We're carrying these
rocks on an adventure
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105. up to the mystery mountains.
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106. Oh, nuh-uh!
I am not gonna carry rocks!
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107. That's okay.
Jake can carry them.
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108. Yep.
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109. Ugh! Fine.
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110. You're welcome, Finn.
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111. Ugh!
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112. My arms weren't meant to carry
so many rocks, you guys.
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113. Come on, LSP.
You can make it.
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114. Ugggggh!
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115. Hey, girl. Hey...
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116. Turtle Princess,
you can't call me.
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117. You're gonna blow my cover!
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118. Good morning, girl.
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119. Good morning, girl.
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120. Would you be mad at me
if I ask out Billy,
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121. that vulture who was
hitting on you?
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122. I think he's cute, and...
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123. Hey, LSP, shake a leg.
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124. Can't talk right now, girl.
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125. The Loch of Phantoms.
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126. Princess Bubblegum said
the rocks would show us
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127. the safe path.
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128. This is way too boring
for my book.
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129. Oh! My shoulder strap!
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130. Oh, my orange juice
is coming out!
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131. Ha! Gotch...
huh?
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132. Jake. "Kerploop!"
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133. "Kerploop."
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134. Not... gotcha?
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135. All right!
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136. Ughhh!
This place is plops, Finn!
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137. We can meet you back
at the tree house later,
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138. if you want.
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139. That weird light.
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140. Hey, Finn!
Finn, my dress is slipping!
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141. Huh?
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142. Listen, LSP, we gotta
be careful.
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143. Whooooo!
My dress!
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144. - No, LSP! It's not safe!
- Aaah! Don't look!
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145. He-e-e-e-e-y!
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146. Oh.
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147. Hey, Fi-I-I-nn.
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148. She's stuck in there!
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149. We gotta bust through
this wall!
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150. I knew you couldn't
resist me, Finn.
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151. Oh, lump.
I took it too far.
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152. My powerful lumps have turned
Finn into a grody monster!
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153. Get away, Finn!
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154. Aah! No!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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155. Hyah!
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156. Aah! I-I can't look!
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157. Aah!
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158. That was so crazy!
What just happened?
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159. Oh.
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160. Um, Bubblegum sent us
on a quest
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161. to destroy these
cursed mirrors.
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162. Evil stuff happens
when you look into them.
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163. Oh, glob.
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164. I had to look,
'cause I looked so good.
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165. LSP, you don't need a mirror
to know you look good.
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166. You're beautiful
on the inside.
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167. Like...
your brain and stuff.
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168. Thanks for saying that stuff.
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169. And for saving me
from those mirror-yous.
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170. That was pretty nice.
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171. Okay, time to write.
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172. Gonna make this...
trashy.
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173. Turtle Princess will be all...
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174. "Oh, my gosh!
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175. Number-one best seller!"
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176. Heh heh. Yeah.
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177. What is he doing out there?
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178. Sometimes,
after an adventure,
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179. he likes to sit out there
and think.
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180. Hey, girl. Hey...
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181. - Hello?
- Hey, girl.
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182. Are you almost done
with your book?
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183. Oh!
I'm working on it.
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184. I've been doing so much
research.
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185. Did Finn fall victim
to your lumps?
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186. Um... yeah.
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187. Great! Bring in your manuscript
right away.
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188. Click!
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189. Yeah... a book
about how I'm hot
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190. and Finn only wants...
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191. he's so... hot.
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192. Old spaghetti.
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193. "Kerploop."
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194. You're beautiful
on the inside.
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195. Finn has the hottest lumps,
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196. but his lumps are
on the inside.
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197. Aaaargh!
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198. He's great!
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199. Uh... bye, LSP.
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200. This isn't what you said
it'd be about.
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201. I know. I...
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202. I love it!
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203. Oh, my glob!
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204. Finn, you've probably been
wondering
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205. where I've been
for the last few hours.
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206. Oh. Yeah.
Yeah, I have.
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207. Finn, I was never really
your secretary, Finn.
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208. I was writing a book
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209. about how you were
a slave to my lumps
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210. 'cause I'm so hot, Finn!
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211. Oh. Okay.
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212. But you're the one
who's hot, Finn!
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213. Wow. Uh... thanks!
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214. No. Thank you.
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215. LSP, you're wearing
garbage for clothes!
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216. Gotcha.
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217. Aah!
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218. Ripped By mstoll
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