1. What you building?
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2. Um, it's just a little
stick fort.
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3. Oh, rad.
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4. Look.
It's just my size.
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5. Hey, get away from my fort,
you big, stinky monster!
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6. I like it when you get
small, Jake.
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7. Yeah, me too.
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8. Whoa!
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9. Whoa!
Peppermint Butler?
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10. Finn, Jake, the princess
wants to see you.
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11. As princess of Candy Kingdom,
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12. I'm in charge of
a lot of candy people.
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13. They rely on me.
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14. I can't imagine what might
happen to them if I was gone.
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15. And after my brush with death at
the hands of the lich,
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16. I realized something.
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17. I'm not gonna live forever,
Finn.
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18. I would if I could.
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19. But modern science
just isn't there yet,
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20. so I engineered a replacement
who can live forever.
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21. I call her Goliad.
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22. Aw, she's cute.
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23. - Hi, Goliad. I'm Finn.
- And I'm Jake.
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24. Hi, Finn. Hi, Jake.
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25. - Hi, Goliad.
- Hi, Finn.
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26. What did you use to
make her?
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27. Oh, um, pretty standard
candy-creature soup.
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28. Some amino acids.
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29. Some algebra.
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30. And I threw in
one of my baby teeth
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31. so she'd have my DNA.
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32. Whoa, DNA?
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33. Yeah. All it takes
is just one little tooth.
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34. Or... a single hair.
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35. It's a-a-a-all it takes.
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36. Princess Bubblegum,
are you okay?
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37. Yeah! I'm good!
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38. Haven't slept for a solid
83 hours, but...
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39. Yeah, I'm good.
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40. Oh, you should
go to bed.
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41. I can't go to bed.
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42. Goliad has huge,
mondo mama brains.
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43. I still need to fill them
with knowledge...
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44. On how to rule a kingdom.
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45. What? Let us teach her.
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46. Uh, okay.
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47. I guess that would be
all right.
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48. Yes!
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49. Teachers!
Teaching teachers!
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50. Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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51. Come on, Goliad.
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52. See you later, Princess!
Get some sleep.
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53. Wh... hum? Hmm?
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54. Huh?
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55. Bye, guys.
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56. Look, Goliad.
This is a preschool.
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57. I'm gonna go set up some
obstacles and all that
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58. for you to learn on.
- Mm.
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59. - Is that okay?
- Yes. Thanks, Finn.
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60. I'm excited to learn.
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61. Okay. Great.
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62. Jake, you go and get some kids
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63. to help with the lesson
and such.
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64. Okay.
Come on, Goliad.
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65. Yes, Jake.
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66. Um, hmm.
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67. Uhh...
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68. Rotten, stinkin', jerkin'...
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69. Whaaa! Ohh!
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70. Rah! Rah! Rah!
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71. Now, now. Settle down.
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72. Jake, these kids
seem pretty scary.
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73. Oh, no.
These kids ain't nothing.
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74. Kids croove doozyploon!
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75. Check this out.
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76. Hey, there, kids.
Who wants to play...
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77. - Get him!
- Get that stink!
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78. Uh, easy now, children.
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79. Get the brain!
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80. Get in his brain!
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81. Get in his eyes!
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82. Listen up! You kids better
stop donkin' around!
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83. You're gonna mess up Goliad!
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84. It's my way or the highway,
get it?
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85. I'm Don Juan Cherry Tempo!
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86. Now march, glib blobbit!
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87. Don't be acting all crazy.
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88. Whoa, holy shmow!
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89. Oh, hey.
Y'all are just in time.
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90. You ready to pop this croc's
back, Dr. Goliad?
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91. Yeah, I think so, Finn.
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92. I've learned a real lot already,
so far.
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93. So much...
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94. from Jake.
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95. Yeah, you know, Finn,
maybe this isn't
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96. such a good
idea, actually.
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97. Oh, no. It's cool.
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98. I got helmets for everybody.
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99. Okay, Goliad.
You ready to lead?
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100. Ready.
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101. Okay.
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102. In 3, 2, 1.
Go!
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103. All right, listen up!
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104. You kids better stop
donkin' around
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105. and get up that ramp!
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106. You're gonna mess up Goliad!
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107. I'm Don Jon Cherry Temp...
Cherry Tempo!
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108. It's my way or the highway,
glob globbit!
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109. Stop, stop!
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110. No, Goliad, no!
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111. Leading isn't about
scaring people.
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112. You got to stay calm
and use your head.
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113. Use that beautiful brain,
girlfriend.
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114. My brain? Are you sure?
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115. Yeah. Don't be shy.
Try it on me. Lead me.
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116. Okay, Finn.
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117. Okay.
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118. Hmm.
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119. No, Goliad.
That's wrong, too.
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120. You can't just control people
or whatever.
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121. It's messed up.
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122. No, Finn. This way's good.
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123. Everyone did what I wanted...
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124. really fast, no mistakes,
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125. calm, like you said.
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126. This definitely is
the way to lead.
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127. Definitely.
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128. Uh, no, no.
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129. Wait. Is that true? Hmm.
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130. Come on, Goliad.
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131. Let's go see
Princess Bubblegum.
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132. Princess!
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133. Goliad's got mind-control
powers!
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134. She got the wrong idea
about leadership.
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135. Oh, I was afraid
this might happen.
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136. Where is she now?
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137. We left her outside
in the garden!
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138. Hello, Goliad.
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139. Hello, Princess.
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140. I hear you learned
a lot today.
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141. Yes. I led the children.
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142. But Finn said you
used yelling and mind control.
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143. Yes. It was good.
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144. Goliad, let me tell you
something about leadership.
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145. You see this fat bee?
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146. She gets pollen
from this flower,
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147. but she's gentle
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148. and makes the flower happy
and pollinated.
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149. They both get what they need,
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150. and that's how
a leader should be.
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151. No, Princess.
Bee cares not for flower.
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152. If getting pollen hurts
or kills flower,
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153. bee would not care.
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154. Bee is stronger than flower.
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155. Goliad is stronger
than bee.
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156. Goliad is stronger than all.
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157. Oh, no.
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158. She's too far gone...
too corrupted.
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159. If we're not careful, she could
throw an ultra-tantrum
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160. and whang the castle apart.
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161. I'll have to disassemble her
and try again.
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162. - No, Princess.
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163. This is my castle now.
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164. Don't worry, Princess.
We'll stop her.
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165. No, Finn.
Here's the plan.
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166. I'm going to build another
candy sphinx in my lab.
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167. It's the only thing that could
possibly match her.
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168. Just keep her busy
'til I return,
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169. and don't think about
the plan!
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170. She can read your minds!
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171. Ohhh!
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172. Whoa!
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173. Ugh, that eyeball.
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174. Just tuck that eyeball back
in its hole.
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175. Goliad, no!
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176. Ugh.
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177. Jake! Don't swallow!
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178. Uh, you're in Finn's bubble.
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179. Don't think about
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180. Think of something else.
Think of something else.
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181. Don't worry, Princess,
we'll stop her.
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182. No, no!
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183. No, Finn.
She's ohhh...
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184. Anyway, like I was saying,
she's far too powerful-I-I-I...
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185. Ugh! Unhhh!
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186. Aah!
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187. Finn, she's far too powerful.
Here's the pl...
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188. Argh.
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189. Here's the plan.
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190. - No!
- I'm going to...
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191. Goliad, no!
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192. Wait, brother.
Why must we fight?
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193. Rule with me!
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194. No, brother.
Don't you see?
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195. They're turning us against...
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196. So be it.
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197. Finn, are you
okay?
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198. Yeah.
That dude saved me.
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199. That's Stormo,
Goliad's new brother.
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200. Well, what are they
doing now?
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201. They're about to
have a psychic showdown.
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202. Whoa, man!
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203. So, like, I guess they're so
evenly matched
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204. that it's a stale...
blaghhh!
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205. It's a stale...
flughhhh!
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206. Ughh, blah!
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207. They're so evenly
matched that it's a stalemate.
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208. Yes.
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209. Stormo sacrificed himself
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210. to keep Goliad in check
for all eternity.
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211. Well, that's pretty cool,
but I don't understand.
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212. If Goliad and Stormo
are the same,
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213. how come Stormo is
a good guy?
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214. Oh, that's simple.
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215. I used some of your heroic DNA
in Stormo's recipe
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216. and not Goliad's.
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217. Oh. Whoa.
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218. So, that means Stormo is,
like, my son?
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219. Well, yeah,
in a way.
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220. Happy birthday, Stormo.
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