1. Aaaaaaaah!
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2. Huh, I guess you do
know all the words.
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3. Anyway, start the
next video, Beemo.
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4. We got to crack the code on the
Ice King's evil secret tapes!
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5. Brrr! You guys cold?
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6. Yeah, it's kinda chilly in here.
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7. What's on those tapes?
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8. I can kind of make it out.
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9. Dang it, Beemo, just turn
to your right a little.
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10. Ugh! By the power of ice,
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11. I want your cup of
cocoa to fall over!
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12. Yes!
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13. Now turn and pick it up.
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14. Yes. Yes.
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15. That's... me?
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16. They're watching
my secret tapes?
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17. And they're cozy!
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18. I'll show them.
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19. This snowman looks pretty good.
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20. Pretty darn good.
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21. Wenk.
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22. Could I have five
more minutes, please?
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23. I think I can break
the code, Finn.
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24. Really?
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25. Yes, I have detected
a noticeable pattern
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26. in the tears of
sadness that fall
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27. from the Ice King's eyeballs.
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28. His tears drop at an equal
rate until the 13th tear,
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29. when the right side drops
two tears instead of one.
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30. - Whoa.
- This is so fascinating.
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31. The 13th letter of
the alphabet is
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32. if I print the letter "m"
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33. every time Ice King
says an "m" word
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34. it looks like this.
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35. Oh, my glob, Jake. Is this it?
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36. Could this be the Ice
King's evil secret?
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37. What does it mean?
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38. Some of you won't survive this.
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39. You'll melt or split in half
or your head will fall off.
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40. But that's fine, because
you're made of snow.
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41. Only one thing matters today...
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42. Getting into that tree house,
getting my tapes back,
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43. and beating up Finn and Jake!
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44. Maybe Beemo. Yeah, Beemo, too.
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45. Who's with me?
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46. Hey, Why are you guys So quiet?
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47. Are you mad?
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48. Oh, that's right,
you're not alive yet.
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49. My bad.
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50. Give me my tapes back.
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51. No, man! I know you've got
evil secrets on these,
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52. and we're gonna find them!
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53. Snowmen, attack!
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54. Aah!
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55. Crup, Jake!
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56. We got to unravel these
evil secrets at warp crazy!
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57. Good morning.
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58. You're watching
the evening news.
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59. There's been an
unfortunate event.
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60. Let's go talk to some witnesses.
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61. Princess, what is your name?
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62. Please, let me go home!
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63. So, Princess
Please-let-me-go-home, tell me,
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64. what was it like to
experience this tragedy?
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65. What? I can...
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66. I don't, uh, uh...
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67. Yeah, we're on air,
honey, so spit it out.
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68. I... I don't know what
you're talking about.
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69. Obviously traumatized and
in a state of shock.
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70. Let's go ask somebody
else something.
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71. Upside-down Princess,
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72. things will change politically
because of today's events?
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73. You're really frightening me!
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74. Well, there you have it, folks.
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75. People are very upset
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76. that Gunter tried to
eat Ice King's socks.
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77. Very Upset!
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78. That's why Gunter has
to stay in the corner.
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79. Weird.
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80. He's sneaking in
through the chimney!
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81. Ah, the element of surprise.
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82. Aw, geez, I'm filthy.
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83. Well, now I'm cleaner,
but I'm also nakeder.
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84. Ooh! Mmm.
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85. Just what I need.
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86. Come on, come on.
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87. 'cause I wouldn't know it ♪
- Yeesh!
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88. They wouldn't be
in a fruit bowl!
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89. Ooh!
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90. Well, look at you with your
nose shining so bright!
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91. You're so unique!
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92. I'll name you "Red Nose"
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93. and make you leader of the pack!
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94. Well, now you look boring.
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95. If you want something
done right,
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96. you have to do it yourself.
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97. Now give me my evil tapes back!
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98. They're supposed to be buried...
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99. in the ground!
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100. Snow goons!
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101. - Oh, no!
- Don't worry, Beemo.
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102. Aah!
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103. Finn, there's one more tape!
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104. Play it! His evil secret
must be on that tape!
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105. No, Beemo, please don't play it!
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106. Hello, my name is
Simon Petrikov.
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107. I am recording this tape so
that people will know my story.
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108. Oh, no! Turn it off, Beemo!
Turn it off!
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109. I was studying to
be an antiquarian
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110. of ancient artifacts.
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111. Now I never believed in the
supernatural stuff myself,
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112. just had a fascination
with superstitions.
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113. But everything changed
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114. when I came into contact
with this item.
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115. The Ice King!
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116. After purchasing this crown
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117. from an old dock worker
in northern Scandinavia,
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118. I brought it home and excitedly
showed my fiancee, Betty.
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119. I jokingly put it on my head,
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120. just for a laugh or something,
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121. and that's when it started...
the visions.
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122. I fought with them,
shouted at them
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123. until I realized it wasn't real!
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124. It was the crown!
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125. I quickly took it off
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126. and saw my fiancée
in front of me,
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127. looking at me with
such contempt!
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128. What had I said?
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129. What had I done when
I wore this crown?
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130. All I know is, I never
saw Betty again.
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131. Since then, I now see
the visions always,
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132. whether or not I wear the crown.
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133. They tell me the secrets...
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134. the secrets of the ice and snow,
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135. that the power of the crown
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136. will save me with its frost.
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137. I don't yet know
what this means...
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138. As you can see, my skin is
beginning to turn blue,
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139. my body temperature
has been lowering
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140. at a supernatural rate,
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141. to what is now about
30 degrees celsius.
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142. I don't know when it will end.
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143. I'm really scared...
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144. I know my mind is changing,
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145. but I'm already too far
gone to know what to do.
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146. I want people to know
that if I do things,
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147. if... if I do things
that hurt anyone,
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148. please, please forgive me!
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149. Just watch over me until
I can find my way
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150. out of this labyrinth
in my brain
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151. and regain my sanity!
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152. And then maybe Betty,
my princess...
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153. maybe you will love me again.
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154. Please love me again, Betty!
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155. Drama bomb!
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156. Now you know my secret!
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157. You know...
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158. that I used to wear glasses!
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159. Maybe kidnapping Wildberry
Princess will cheer me up.
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160. Wait, Ice King.
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161. Beemo, eject tape, please.
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162. Here, Ice King.
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163. What's this? You're
giving me a gift?
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164. No! It's...
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165. Well, these belong to you.
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166. But it's not even my birthday!
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167. Oh, this is so exciting!
Video tapes!
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168. You know, I had a
bunch of these once,
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169. but I threw them away.
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170. This is great, Finn. Thank you.
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171. It's from me, too.
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172. Oh, I have presents
for you guys, too!
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173. Here, it's a small pine tree.
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174. I chopped it down
in one fell swoop.
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175. And this is for you.
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176. Uh, thanks.
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177. Oh, isn't this fun?
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178. We're exchanging presents.
We're wearing silly clothes.
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179. There's snow everywhere.
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180. Let's do this every day!
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181. Uh...
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182. How about once a year?
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183. Okay.
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184. That sounds good.
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185. And so it was decided,
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186. that once every year, when
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187. that Finn, Jake, the Ice King,
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188. Beemo, Princess Bubblegum,
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189. Marceline the Vampire Queen,
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190. Cinnamon Bun, Peppermint
Butler, Phil,
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191. a candy cane man, one
of the Gumdrop Girls,
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192. Lady Rainicorn, Lumpy
Space Princess,
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193. that guy, the other guy,
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194. a pig, Tree Trunks,
a two-headed duck,
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195. the old crazy Tart
Toter, the punch bowl,
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196. a booger, and Gunter
would get together
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197. while wearing
really big sweaters
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198. and watch videos on the
floor next to a fire
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199. to celebrate the day
when Finn and Jake
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200. had a fleeting
moment of empathy
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201. for the biggest weirdo in Ooo.
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202. It was a miracle.
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203. Good night.
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204. This party is so crazy!
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