Adventure Time 3x19

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Finn and Jake find the Ice King's video diary and have a chance to unearth his secrets.

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1. - Jake, you made this? - Yeah.

2. And you buried the treasure right here?

3. Uh-huh.

4. Jake, you're awesome!

5. This is so cool.

6. A suitcase?

7. Oh, man!

8. I found it in the dump

9. and then buried it without looking inside.

10. Whoa.

11. Wait a second, man. I know this case.

12. One night, while you were away at Lady's house,

13. I was dancing in the woods.

14. Evil tapes. Evil!

15. Perchance, I saw the Ice King doing something suspicious.

16. So I trailed him to the dump,

17. where he buried this case in the ground.

18. You're evil tapes!

19. Full of evil secrets!

20. That's why I'm going to bury you

21. where no one will ever find you...

22. under all these boogers!

23. Whee!

24. Whee!

25. I waited for him to leave.

26. But he played in those boogers for hours.

27. I decided to come back later for the case.

28. But I lost track of it.

29. - Whoa! And I found it? - Mm-hmm.

30. Let's have a secret screening.

31. I'll make some fliers for it.

32. There, now nobody will bother us.

33. Jake! Jake, come on!

34. Okay, you can play this, right, Beemo?

35. Yes, Finn.

36. It goes in my butt.

37. Oh.

38. This is so exciting!

39. Hello, dear diary.

40. Pretty good day so far.

41. Got up bright and early,

42. had a healthy and slimming breakfast,

43. did 14 minutes of cardio.

44. Dude, what are we watching?

45. I think it's the Ice King's diary.

46. I mean, I'm not gonna win

47. carpenter of the year or anything,

48. but it's a place to hang up the old toothbrush.

49. Wenk.

50. Gunter. Hey, Gunter.

51. Get... getaway from the camera, sweetie.

52. Papa's recording his innermost thoughts.

53. Remember, I explained this to you?

54. Hey, Gunter.

55. Gunter! - Wenk.

56. Well, anyway, as you can see, I'm not wearing my...

57. Wenk.

58. I'm not wearing my...

59. Wenk, wenk.

60. Sweetie, I raised my voice

61. because you were giving me the silent treatment.

62. You understand? - Wenk.

63. I love you.

64. Can we fast-forward?

65. N-No, man, we might miss something.

66. There must be more to life than this.

67. Wenk.

68. I know, you don't like when I'm contemplative.

69. C-Contemplative? No.

70. Con-tem-plat... C... let's put on a play!

71. What?

72. Oh, Ice King, you're so cool!

73. You take such good care of yourself!

74. I want to be with you!

75. Wenk, wenk, wenk!

76. No, Gunter, beard stays on.

77. Wenk.

78. Gunter, I need you to wear the beard!

79. - Wenk. - Gunter!

80. Hey, pause it, Beemo.

81. There's got to be some evil secrets in here.

82. I want to keep watching.

83. Okay-

84. Well, why don't I make us some snacks?

85. So I don't have to watch this.

86. Can we sit on the floor?

87. I feel so far away from you guys.

88. Wenk.

89. Aha!

90. Now hold still.

91. You moved!

92. Ooh, what's this?

93. Secret tapes?

94. I wanna watch!

95. Catch you later, Gunter.

96. Wenk.

97. Gunter, no!

98. Gunter!

99. Dance p...

100. Gunter!

101. Dance party!

102. Thanks, Gunter.

103. Mmm!

104. You're Gunter.

105. Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk.

106. Oh, fine, who needs you?

107. More dance party for us.

108. Right, Gunter?

109. Oh! Uh...

110. May I have this dance?

111. There's probably some evil secrets coming up.

112. Someone wants to see the secret tapes!

113. What?

114. Oh, but I was so clear in my flier.

115. Let's peek through the window and check who it is.

116. Maybe it's just a pizza.

117. Right!

118. - Hey, hey! - What?

119. You guys are checking too loud!

120. Oh, you're right.

121. More quietly.

122. I'm quieter now.

123. Cool.

124. Hey. Guys, it's me.

125. Can I come in and watch the secret tapes with you?

126. I brought some gifts.

127. Aah!

128. Okay, if we're quiet long enough,

129. Ice King will think no one's home and go away.

130. Ah, no one's home.

131. Guess I'll go away.

132. Aah! Aah! Ohh!

133. Huh?

134. Just turn your alarm off!

135. Hmm, that sounds like Beemo.

136. My alarm says it's time for Finn's bath.

137. Finn, get naked.

138. No, just hit your snooze button!

139. I cannot self-snooze.

140. It's against my programming.

141. Well, then, tell me how to do it!

142. Press and hold, then press the button on top of my head.

143. Phew!

144. I'm sorry.

145. We can still take a bath.

146. He must know we're watching his tapes.

147. We need to find his secrets faster.

148. Oh, diary, thank you for listening to me.

149. Fast-forward, Beemo.

150. Sorry, been meaning to tell you something insanely private.

151. But darest I?

152. I love to...

153. fill my bathtub full of milk

154. and sit in it like I'm a magic angel.

155. There, I said it.

156. The white of the milk is so dense,

157. And when I poke my little toes out from under the milk,

158. they startle me and I giggle.

159. I giggle, diary. They're my own toes,

160. yet I giggle, and then I fall asleep.

161. And the milk curdles and I get all stinky and sticky.

162. Disgusting, diary. Lam disgusting.

163. I'm disgusting.

164. I'm disgusting and I smell like curdled milk.

165. Anyway, back to the Turtle Princess.

166. Play, Beemo.

167. So, there we are.

168. Turtle Princess is frozen

169. and in my little ice wheelbarrow,

170. and there was magic in the air.

171. We were both feeling it.

172. But before I can leave the library,

173. Finn and Jake show up!

174. You know how Jake is. Stretch this, stretch that.

175. Bah!

176. He knocks off my crown,

177. and then Finn bonks me on the nose!

178. Still hurts, too.

179. The worst part is,

180. Turtle Princess took away my library card.

181. You know, dear diary, I'm starting to worry

182. that all these entries sound exactly the same,

183. and that my life is just me running in place

184. on some giant hamster wheel.

185. Ugh, fast-forward, Beemo.

186. This reminds me of the time I got stuck in my bathroom.

187. There was a squirrel. Dan 't ask.

188. Anyway, long story short, imagine me crouched down

189. on the kitchen floor talking to the toilet paper.

190. Ha ha! I'm like, "Who wants to go on an adventure?

191. Ana' the toilet paper's //ke, "What?"

192. You're my best friend, diary.

193. I'm gonna take a nap.

194. No! These tapes are important.

195. We just don't know why yet.

196. Beemo, fast-forward to triple speed.

197. Okay-

198. Beemo, play normal speed.

199. Come on, baby, in the pocket!

200. I can't do it. I can't do it.

201. Maybe he's talking in secret code.

202. Telling evil secrets in secret code...

203. He's brilliant!

204. Well, how do we decode the secrets?

205. Why don't we call others for help?

206. Beemo, you're brilliant!

207. Well, who do we call?

208. Um... the smartest person we know...

209. Princess Bubblegum.

210. She's brilliant.

211. - Hi, Princess Bubblegum. - Hey, Finn.

212. Jake and I found a bunch of secret tapes.

213. We were wondering if you'd help us decode them.

214. - Codes? - Yeah, they're really stupid,

215. but, you know, maybe they're encoded or whatevah.

216. Oh, you called the right person.

217. I know a lot about codes.

218. Let's start with...

219. - Huh? - Oh!

220. Hey, Princess, we got disconnected.

221. Hello, Finny.

222. You sound weird.

223. Must be a bad connection.

224. That's why we were disconnected earlier on the telephone.

225. Ice King is on the phone outside.

226. So, how's the weather in Candy Kingdom?

227. Oh, the usual.

228. There's ice everywhere, and it smells like penguins.

229. The only thing that smells like penguins is you, Ice King!

230. How did you...

231. What are you doing?

232. I want to watch secret tapes with you guys.

233. It'll be nice.

234. No, man.

235. But...

236. He doesn't know that we're watching his tapes.

237. We gotta find these evil secrets

238. before he uses them against us!

239. Ohhhh, fine!

240. No more nice!

241. Now you'll get ice!

242. Try watching those tapes with frozen eyeballs!

243. Aaaaaaaah!

244. This party is so crazy!