1. BMO, turn the music down.
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2. BMO! Turn it down!
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3. Come on BMO you're messing up my game!
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4. Hey, dude can I borrow that paper?
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5. Bad computer! No! No!
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6. Now go sit in the corner
and think about your life.
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7. Snail attack!
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8. Oh, sick!
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9. Dude, how do you fight a snail?
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10. Hold on! I got this!
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11. Don't make me use this, man!
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12. But I heard you guys were heroes.
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13. We are heroes.
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14. We thought you were trying to attack us.
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15. Why'd you break in here all mad,
squirting that juice all over us?
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16. It's not mad juice. It's sad juice.
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17. My name's Snorlock, and I'm sa-a-a-a-d!
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18. Stop squirting slime!
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19. Just tell us what's wrong!
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20. I need a girlfriend. I have no one to love.
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21. Jake, hero huddle.
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22. What do you think?
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23. I think our house is all jacked up.
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24. Yeah, but he's just an innocent goober looking for love.
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25. Yeah. Okay, let's help him.
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26. But he's got to lay off the house.
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27. Right! All right, man.
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28. We'll help you hook up as long as you -
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29. Yay!
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30. Lay off the house, man!
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31. You guys... won't help me?
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32. All right! all right! We'll help you, dude!
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33. Just put our house back!
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34. Okay! Right after I get a girlfriend.
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35. All right, you big crazy.
It's a deal!
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36. Jake, what time is it?
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37. I don't know, but you're
probably going to say...
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38. Okay, Snorlock, if you want a
lady, you have to be yourself.
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39. How do I be myself?
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40. Uh, how does he be himself, Jake?
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41. Just do whatever you want, man,
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42. as long as it comes from the inside.
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43. Like sad juice?
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44. No!
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45. You keep that stuff inside you, brother.
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46. You just got to talk to 'em.
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47. Oh. I never done that.
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48. Finn, you see any hot mamas?
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49. Go talk to her!
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50. Go talk to her!
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51. okay.
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52. Oh! Hello.
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53. Hi.
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54. Mm. You seem like a reasonable male.
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55. We should go to a movie sometime.
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56. He's got this.
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57. I like old movies.
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58. Um, are you okay?
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59. Girlfriend! Girlfriend!
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60. Dude! our house! We got to do something!
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61. Relax. I got it.
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62. Snorlock! Hey, Snorlock.
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63. You okay, buddy? Went a little nuts there, guy.
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64. You got to get that under control,
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65. 'cause you're scaring ladies and jacking up our house.
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66. I'm sorry. Are you gonna leave me?
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67. Aw, who could leave you?
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68. Come here, you big hot mess.
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69. Break it up, you two!
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70. We have ladies to attend to!
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71. Yeah, the ladies.
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72. Talking to ladies is hard.
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73. No, it's not.
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74. Check it out, Snorlock.
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75. Finn, you be the guy snail,
and I'll be...
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76. the chick snail.
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77. Ugh! gross, Jake!
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78. Come on, man. We're just pretending.
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79. Do it for love.
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80. Okay. I'll do it for this guy.
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81. What's up, lady snail?
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82. Well, I'm just sitting here
thinking about mating with snails.
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83. No! I can't do this, man!
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84. I-am-out!
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85. I'll mate with you.
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86. We're just role playing, buddy.
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87. Here, Finn. This time you be the
chick and I'll be the snail dude.
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88. Hey, baby. What's up?
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89. Girl you smell good.
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90. Did you take a bath in
rainbows and cupcakes?
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91. - Say "yes"!
- Say "yes"!
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92. Okay! Yes!
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93. See, Snorlock?
Talking to ladies is easy.
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94. Just act like me.
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95. Uh... girl, you smell good.
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96. You can smell me?
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97. May I smell you more?
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98. Uh, okay.
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99. Cupcakes...
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100. Uh, I have to go.
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101. Did you take a bath?
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102. Don't ever talk to me again.
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103. Please don't go!
Don't go!
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104. Aw, it's okay, buddy.
Come here and give us a hug.
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105. Man, I wish you guys were ladies.
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106. Stay focused, Snorlock.
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107. You have any cool talents that ladies might like?
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108. No.
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109. Finn, teach him how to use swords.
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110. The princesses always love this one.
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111. Do you think you can do that, Snorlock?
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112. I don't know.
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113. Hmm. Maybe you're musical.
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114. Can you do this?
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115. Try doing all that.
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116. My word, Eleanor!
What is that alluring sound?
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117. I have no idea.
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118. Yeah, Snorlock! Show us that talent!
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119. Oh, my! What is that?
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120. What is that wonderful sound?
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121. Do I see swords?
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122. Jake, these chicks look pretty serious.
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123. Let's just let Snorlock do his thing.
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124. Go to it, buddy!
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125. Look at him go!
Bringing in the ladies.
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126. Uh, he's bringing in a lot of ladies.
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127. Snorlock! These ladies are
ruining our tree house! Stop!
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128. Wedge, dude!
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129. It's no use, man. It's stuck with snail slime.
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130. How are we gonna get our house back?
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131. Salt!
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132. Dude, I'm going in!
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133. You'll get slimmed or grinded on!
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134. Snorlock, I'm gonna give you
till the count of three, mister!
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135. Fine. I didn't want to have to do this.
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136. - Oh my gosh!
- He is naked!
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137. What? I'm naked?
But I never had a shell!
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138. Snorlock, you never a shell?
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139. That means you're not
naked. You're a slug!
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140. Me? A slug?
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141. Yeah, man. That's why you
have trouble with snail chicks.
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142. You need slug chicks.
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143. I don't know any slug chicks!
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144. Actually, I-I'm not really a snail.
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145. I'm a slug. My shell's made of peppermint.
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146. That's gross!
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147. I don't know why did they have
to make out so close to our house.
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148. I don't know. Come on. Let's finish rebuilding it.
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149. I got some ear plugs you can borrow.
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150. Where's that music coming from?
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151. BMO! Get over here and help us rebuild the tree house.
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152. Yeah. You live here, too!
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