1. Man, I still can't
believe marceline is 1,000 years
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"heat signature."
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3. This movie is gonna blow their
minds!
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4. Marceline!
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5. We've brought "heat signature"!
Woot-woot!
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6. Whoo!
Hey, so I want you all to
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7. meet Finn and Jake.
They aren't completely lame.
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8. What up?
Guys, this is Wendy...
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9. Hey.
Boo boo...
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Hello.
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11. and georgy.
Hey.
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12. We used to be in a gang
together back in the underworld.
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13. Hmm!
Yeah, that's pretty sweet.
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14. Hope y'all like getting your
minds blown, 'cause it's
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16. Ugh!
What is wrong with this couch?
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17. Man, that made my teeth
hurt!
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18. Oh, yeah. Sorry.
I didn't really ever sit on
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19. there.
I just float usually.
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20. - We kind of all do.
- Ohh, what?
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Yeah, well, too bad you're
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So, anyways, I —
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23. Wait!
Hold on just a second.
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24. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Marceline, we insist
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Or ghosts, or whatever — we
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All right, all right. Fine.
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27. Yes!
Come on, marceline!
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28. You're gonna turn these
goofballs?
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29. Don't worry.
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30. I've got something way more fun
in mind.
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32. We're ready now.
Okay. Hold that thought.
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You guys, close your eyes, and
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35. don't open them until I say so.
If you do, your heads will
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Okay, Finn. You first.
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37. - Bite!
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38. Chomp!
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39. Boop, boop.
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40. Boop, boop.
Okeydokey. All done.
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41. - How do you guys feel?
- Pretty much...
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42. - The same.
- My neck sort of hurts.
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43. Don't you feel a little
hungry...
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44. - For blood?
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45. I... I felt it!
Jake, do you feel it?
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46. Yeah, I could go for
some blood.
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blood now for all eternity!
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I'll have to start wearing
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Relax, guys.
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52. You can satisfy your bloodlust
without killing.
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53. Look.
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54. You just eat the color.
Here, Jake. You try.
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55. - Ahh!
- Aah! Come on!
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I feel... Stronger.
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Mm, not yet.
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First, you got to go through
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it?
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63. Okay, guys.
The first phase of vampire
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- With all my heart!
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69. Good.
Now, spin!
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Now chant, "invisible!
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71. Invisible!"
Invisible! Invisible!
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74. - We're invisible!
- Ugh!
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- Hey, then how come we
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Because you guys became
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you're forever linked.
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morons.
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81. Oh, my God, Melissa.
Ever since Clara stopped eating
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82. meat, her skin looks so good!
I mean, she still looks fat,
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83. but, like, I can't say that junk
to her face.
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84. Wow!
Lsp's a hobo!
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85. Let's mess with her.
I'm doing so awesome on my
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Like, right now, I found this
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87. - can of beans.
Who-o-o-o-o-o-!
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88. Finn? Jake!
Put down my stuff!
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voices!
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92. We're in-vee-see-beel!
Melissa! I have to go!
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93. They got into my toilet paper!
Melissa, I have to go!
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94. - Give it back, you guys!
- Whee!
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Whoo-hoo! Yeah, Jake!
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Aah!
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98. Time to join in on the fun!
You guys... Ruined everything!
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99. - I'm gonna kill you!
- But we're undead.
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her.
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Yeah...
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You guys ready...
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106. You know we are!
Good!
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lesson?
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109. - Kick 'em harder!
- Ugh!
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110. Ouch! Ow! Oh, my body!
It hurts!
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111. Oof!
Okay, everyone.
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112. Stop the toughness lesson!
W-what?
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See? They're fine.
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You used to like teaching people
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Hey, guys.
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118. I think you're ready to learn
how to float.
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119. All you have to do is jump off
that ledge.
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120. Cool.
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121. W-wait!
There's more beginner lessons
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floating!
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123. Like, uh, the spooky vampire
walk!
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124. See? Spo-o-o-o-o-o-oky!
Whoo!
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125. No, way!
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127. You guys, stop right now!
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128. Marceline, chill out.
It's going to be okay.
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129. We've got a plan.
Now, get in your flying
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131. Vampires forever!
Whoo!
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for?
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133. Y-you said you had a plan.
We do.
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134. It's to let them die.
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135. Wee-wha-whoo!
- Oh, yeah!
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Whoo!
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137. Awesome!
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139. Yeah! Whoo-hoo! Awesome!
Way to go, marceline.
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140. Hey, you guys need to stop
trying to kill my friends!
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Hey!
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142. Let's invite them to our place.
When they show up...
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143. We'll suck their guts
out through their brains!
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Yeah, you guys were pretty
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Hey, we're gonna throw a
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In honor of your new vampire
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Holy snaps! That's awesome!
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They just want to suck the guts
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- What?
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150. She's just jealous of you.
We'll see you at midnight at
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Guys, promise me you're not
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152. - going to that party.
- We're not gonna go.
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- Nah.
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154. I'm kind of tired from doing
vampire stuff all day.
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155. We're just gonna chill.
Oh. Okay.
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156. Well, we're going back
home.
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157. - Peace.
- Number 25 blood drive.
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158. Hey, guys! We're here!
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159. Wow! Look at you guys!
That's awesome!
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161. Hyah!
Georgy, what's wrong?
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162. - Jake, what's happening?
- I think they're testing
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- Oh, sweet.
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Ugh!
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You know you're not even real
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- Psh!
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Oh.
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171. - I think marceline tricked us.
- Yeah.
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Finn, Jake...
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I should have never pranked you
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175. - so perfectly.
- It's okay.
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ghosts and save us.
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177. Oh, no, vampires can't beat
ghosts.
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thing.
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- Aw, man!
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comfortable watching
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"Heat signature"?
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heat signature, private?
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185. Yes, sir.
But I also noticed something...
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186. Strange, something I-I — I
can't explain.
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187. Well, spit it out, man!
I-I...
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188. I can't seem to locate our heat
signature!
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189. - Oh!
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190. This stinkups mega bam-bam to
the j-stop!
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191. Can we just go back to the brain
eating, or whatever?
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192. Mm-hmm, after the movie.
- But can't we just —
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193. Shh!
Shut!
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