1. And here at this site,
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2. my Great-uncle Gumbald cut down
all these taffy trees in
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3. a single night.
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4. 'Cause those
trees were evil!
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5. Right,
Princess Bubblegum?
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6. Nah.
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7. Hey, but I bet you have
a ton of stories
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8. about your human relatives.
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9. Um, not really.
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10. I've never even met
any other humans.
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11. If I think about
it too much,
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12. I get all soul-searchy
and weird.
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13. Oh, my.
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14. I've made things awkward.
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15. Well, let's forget about that.
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16. I brought you
guys here because
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17. I need you to rip
out all these stumps.
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18. Okay. I guess so.
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19. Yeah, man!
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20. It'll be fun!
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21. Toss the Jake-sploder!
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22. Ye-e-ah!
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23. Whoa!
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24. Spa-mow!
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25. I'm glad to see you
out of that funk
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26. about
being the only human.
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27. I mean, well,
I'm gonna scram.
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28. No hard feelings, right?
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29. - Again, man!
- Huck!
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30. Ow!
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31. Whoa.
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32. I don't think
this is a stump.
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33. Huh?
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34. It's a hatch.
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35. A hatch?
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36. Hup!
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37. We should check it out,
ya think?
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38. Who-o-a!
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39. Heh, heh.
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40. It's dark, huh?
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41. Whoa!
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42. What a dump.
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43. Can you imagine the jerks
that must have lived here?
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44. Huh?
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45. Aah! Aah!
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46. Ohh!
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47. Eh!
Wee meeb youp nuh hur!
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48. Oh!
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49. Shahow!
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50. O my gra cup sa!
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51. These people are
so terrified...
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52. scared of their
own shadows.
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53. We could rule
them like gods.
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54. Angry gods.
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55. Don't be scared.
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56. Come on.
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57. Yeah, it's okay.
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58. Your — your face.
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59. You're... just like me!
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60. Aah!
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61. Hey, wait.
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62. Shh.
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63. They're startled.
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64. You got to be gentle
with wild animals.
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65. I don't think they're animals,
Jake.
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66. I think this could
be a tribe of...
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67. humans!
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68. What are these guys doing down
here in this crummy hole?
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69. I don't know, man.
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70. Maybe they just don't
know any other thing.
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71. Hey, fellows!
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72. Don't you want to
get out of here?
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73. I could take you
to see the sun!
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74. Su-u-n.
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75. Su-u-n.
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76. Suhhn...
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77. Ow la koo sow suuhhn.
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78. You poor things.
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79. Living down here has made
you all weird, hasn't it?
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80. Jake, I've got to
save these guys.
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81. They're my people, and it's my
duty to lead them out of this
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82. gross cave,
starting with you,
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83. Miss, uh...?
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84. Suuhh-suhhn.
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85. Susan?
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86. Pleased to meet you.
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87. Well,
let's bring her up.
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88. Come on.
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89. Aw, man.
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90. You're gonna love
it up here, Susan.
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91. There's all sorts
of wonders topside.
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92. Uh! Ugh!
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93. Susan, it's just grass.
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94. Ooh! My back!
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95. Grass can't hurt you.
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96. See?
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97. Grass.
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98. Huh, huh, oh.
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99. Eh, you killed her.
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100. Wha? I did?
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101. Yep. Felled by
surface-world germs.
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102. Heh, just kidding.
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103. Ha! Two be cah reh sa buh
a thuh ahp fuh ger... ss.
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104. Aw, Susan.
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105. You got grass blood all
over your face.
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106. Yeep!
Itsa pha tuh mup!
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107. Susan,
a hanky won't hurt you.
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108. Ohh.
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109. How am I gonna show her
all the wonders of Ooo
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110. if every little thing
freaks her out?
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111. "Pay-shonce."
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112. Very well.
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113. Then I shall introduce Susan
to Ooo by degrees.
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114. Manee mah nuhp lehp!
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115. That can't hurt you.
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116. That's a dancing bug.
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117. Oh.
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118. Yeah!
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119. That's just a rock,
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120. a low-level enemy.
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121. Huh.
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122. Jus a rah.
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123. Rrrgh!
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124. What's wrong?
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125. Hey, hey, it's okay.
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126. See?
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127. Hey, Jake.
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128. How's your marshmallow, man?
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129. Golden as a wheaty sunset.
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130. How's yours?
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131. Hmm.
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132. Perfect.
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133. How's yours, Susan?
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134. Heh. That's adorable.
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135. Hwup!
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136. Mmm!
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137. Ohh!
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138. The ees gooo.
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139. Grrr! Arghh!
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140. Dang.
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141. She is way in to candy.
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142. Hey, yeah.
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143. Susan, we should take you
to the Candy Kingdom.
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144. Everything is candy there.
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145. You know, she may be
too excited about candy.
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146. Eh.
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147. Candy-y-y Kingdo-o-m!
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148. I've enjoyed your visit
immensely, Susan Strong.
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149. Finn?
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150. Yeah, Suze?
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151. Finn, where's all the
candy you werp ta ah bup?
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152. Oh, well,
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153. it's everywhere —
the buildings,
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154. the lamp posts,
even the people.
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155. We're all candy here.
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156. Candy! Candy!
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157. Susan!
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158. Su-san!
No!
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159. You can't eat the
ones that talk.
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160. They're special.
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161. They got aspirations.
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162. Oh. Oh.
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163. It's okay.
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164. You're learning.
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165. Here.
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166. Have some sidewalk
brittle instead.
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167. Mmm!
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168. Now I gonna get friends.
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169. We eat all of candy kingdom.
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170. What?
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171. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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172. We won't eat red-stripe man,
only everyone else.
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173. Bye!
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174. Susan, no!
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175. Huh! No!
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176. You can't eat
the candy people!
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177. Oh, boy.
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178. So, now what?
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179. Fight the humans to the
death when they attack?
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180. No, man.
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181. They're my peeps.
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182. We have to save
the Candy Kingdom
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183. without hurting them.
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184. They're gonna what?
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185. Don't worry.
We have a plan.
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186. We just have to
scare the humans away.
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187. Very well.
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188. I shall gather my citizens in
the courtyard,
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189. and you shall see how terrifying
the candy people can be.
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190. Ah-bloo-bloo-bloo!
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191. They're doomed.
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192. Ughhh!
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193. Oh!
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194. Just grass!
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195. Just graaa.
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196. Aw, these candy weapons are
too cute to be scary.
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197. Good news, Finn.
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198. I've managed to make
my people horrifying.
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199. But how?
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200. I disguised them as
gruesome creatures,
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201. like witches and ghouls.
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202. Starchie's a beelzebub.
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203. Aww, so cute.
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204. I just want to give them candy.
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205. Quick!
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206. Show me your scary face!
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207. Oh, uh...
rrr.
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208. I don't think that'll
scare anybody.
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209. No! Duh!
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210. She's, um — she — hey.
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211. Princess,
I need a little wagon
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212. and your biggest roll
of wax paper.
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213. Now, Princess Bubblegum!
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214. Now, Jake!
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215. Boooooooo!
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216. It's working.
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217. Wait! Just shadows!
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218. Aw, man!
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219. They've learned
how to learn.
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220. Hide yourselves,
candy people.
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221. I'll try to make
Susan see reason.
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222. Fwoo-fwoo-fwoof!
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223. The marshmallow kids
never run from a scrap.
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224. Come on, fellas.
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225. Today we are
man-mallows!
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226. Fwoo!
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227. Huh?
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228. Please,
fellow humans.
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229. The candy people are
no threat to you.
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230. Charge!
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231. Wait! Stop!
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232. Stop!
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233. Ohh!
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234. My people!
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235. Huh?
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236. Huh?
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237. Wha?
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238. They're —
they're not humans?
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239. Susan?
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240. Susan, what are you?
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241. Is everyone okay?
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242. Marshmallow kids?
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243. We'll just be
gooey for a while.
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244. Hey, buddy.
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245. We did it.
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246. Finn, you okay?
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247. Jake, do you think she
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248. was human or just
another wild animal?
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249. We're all wild animals,
brother.
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250. Yeah, I guess we are,
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