Adventure Time 2x12

Directed by

Henry Rollins as Bob Rainicorn • Laura Silverman as Ethel Rainicorn

Jake's relationship with Lady Rainicorn is in danger when he promises to meet with her parents, as both species had a long history of war with each other. However, thanks to Jake's shape-shifting powers, they mistake the dog as one of their own, but for how long?

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1. You want some more eggs, beemo?

2. - Yes, please. - How about you, finny?

3. - Need a refill? - I'm pretty full, man,

4. but let me see if I can... Rearrange.

5. - Nope. Can't do it. - I don't know if

6. - stomachs work like that, dude. - Sometimes it helps.

7. Can't argue with that. Eee, eee! Ahh.

8. Ahh. Ahh.

9. Ohh.

10. Hello. Lady, it's gonna be fine.

11. Mm-hmm. All right, I love you, too.

12. - Bye. - Lady rainicorn again?

13. Yeah, man. She's worried about introducing

14. me to her parents at lunch today.

15. She thinks they're gonna "freak out."

16. Um... Maybe give her parents some treasure?

17. No way! That's our treasure!

18. Wait. I've got it, dude! I'll invite them over early,

19. "smoove" them over using my personality, and we'll all be

20. best friends before lady gets here so she doesn't have to feel

21. nervous. It's perfect.

22. I'll just send them a quick prism-gram.

23. Mm-hmm.

24. - What's it say? - Hold on.

25. Still converting the light waves into brain waves.

26. Aaaah. They're into it, dude!

27. Sweet! Let's go powder our noses!

28. - Why's lady so nervous, anyway? - Well, she didn't really

29. say, but it might have something to do with the rainicorn/dog

30. - wars. - There were wars between

31. - rainicorns and dogs? - Horrifying wars.

32. For thousands of years, rainicorns battled dogs over

33. territory in the crystal dimension.

34. - But lady and I are cool. - Dude!

35. Her parents are probably all full of dog hatred from the war

36. times! They're gonna see you're a dog

37. and forbid lady from ever hanging out with you again!

38. Nah. That could never happen.

39. You didn't think this through enough.

40. - It could happen! - Waaah!

41. - I'm a moron! - Don't worry.

42. I've got a plan that's gonna solve this biz.

43. - Homeys help homeys. Always. - I'm ready to hear your

44. - plan, homey.

45. - Ketchup! - Mustard!

46. daughter ♪ ♪ please forget the wartime

47. relations ♪ ♪ sugar bears

48. and rainbow jelly ♪ ♪ spread those colors

49. on my belly ♪ ♪ on the floor

50. and up the log ♪ ♪ please don't notice

51. I'm a dog ♪ Ha ha! Yeah!

52. - This plan is perfect. - You know, I thought

53. painting ourselves rainbow color using condiments and stuff from

54. the fridge so we could pretend to be rainicorns was a good idea

55. when you pitched it to me five minutes ago, but now I'm not so

56. - sure, man. - Come on.

57. - Trust me, homey! - No, no, no.

58. New plan. First, we're gonna clean this

59. place up, and then —

60. Jake?

61. Aah! Let's hide and burn the house

62. down!

63. - Hello? - Annyong.

64. Haseyo. Jake, is that you?

65. Uh-huh. Are you going to let us in?

66. Yeah. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

67. Aah! I can explain!

68. I can explain! Ohh!

69. He's so handsome! Oh, Bob!

70. Our daughter's finally found a handsome rainicorn to love.

71. You think I'm a rainicorn?

72. I think we could spot a member of our own species, Jake.

73. We're not blind. Well, we are a little blind.

74. Yes, I guess we are a little blind.

75. Uh... Well, hey, come on in!

76. It's awesome to finally meet you both.

77. - Your house is very colorful. - Ha!

78. The plan is working, homey. Jake, what is that thing

79. - that's talking? - Uh... That's, um...

80. I'm Jake's rainicorn roommate.

81. Everyone do the traditional rainicorn rain dance.

82. Jake, please ask your goblin Butler to stop insulting my

83. - heritage. - Uh... Yes!

84. Get out of here, goblin! Go fetch us some rainicorn

85. - snacks! But —

86. Come on, homey. Help me.

87. Ha! You got it, homey.

88. Uh, please, c-come upstairs.

89. My goblin will bring us snacks in a moment.

90. Thank you, Jake. I'm glad the wife and I made the

91. trip from the crystal dimension. Yes, we're eager to know more

92. about the studly young rainicorn that's dating our daughter.

93. - Ethel. - Well, ask me whatever

94. you like, Ethel, Bob. I am a little curious about

95. your goblin. He looks a little odd.

96. Well, he's actually a human.

97. Oh, Bob! Our future son-in-law must be

98. filthy rich to afford a human Butler!

99. Shh. Thank you, Jake, for being

100. - interested in our daughter. - Uh... No problem, Bob.

101. Oh! Oh! Let's play some traditional

102. rainicorn games! Jake, do you know

103. - kabaladapawumba-pbht! - Uh...

104. S-say it again? Kabaladapawumba-pbht!

105. Oh!

106. Kabladapuwama-pbht! I thought you said

107. kobloderagut-pbht!

108. But, aw, man, I love getting down and dirty with some

109. klabladapuwama-pbht! Ha!

110. You all should go first, though. Mm. Bold move letting your

111. opponent move first, Jake. I respect that.

112. Very well. Kabaladapawumba-pbht!

113. Oh, Bob! Ha ha!

114. - Your turn, Jake! I —

115. Snacks! Get your snacks!

116. Finn! Dude, I have to show lady's

117. parents that I have rainbow powers!

118. - I need homey help. - Hmm.

119. I got a plan, broham. Just stretch your horn at me,

120. - and I'll take care of the rest. - You're the best, homey.

121. - Homeys help homeys. - Ha ha!

122. Kabladapuwama-pbht!

123. Very unusual color palette,

124. Jake. Yes. Subtle.

125. - Whoo! Oh, yeah!

126. Finn? How about we play some more

127. traditional rainicorn games, my boy?

128. I, uh... Oh, um...

129. - Let's do it! - Let the games begin!

130. I'm sorry!

131. Yo, my bad! I'll get him!

132. Ooh.

133. Hey, man. How's it going?

134. - It's going crud cow! - I know, I know.

135. I'm sorry. But they really like me.

136. - Your plan is working perfectly! - Being poked in the buns

137. and laughed at was not in my plan!

138. - Not in the plan! - Look, Finn, you know I

139. got your back "forevah," but right now, you're the only one

140. who can help me. Come on, homey.

141. Homeys help homeys.

142. Hey, guys! You ready to get this game going

143. again? Oh, no.

144. We're pooped. Yeah, we're about ready to

145. break out our picnic basket and dig in.

146. Whoa, no. You're my guests.

147. Let me take care of you. Homey, help me cook something,

148. - please. - Okay.

149. Thanks, Finn. Okay. Don't worry about a thing.

150. Finn'll make a great lunch. He's a little raw, but he's got

151. great taste. What?

152. Wow! So wealthy and so generous!

153. Oh, I was hoping, but I was afraid to ask.

154. Whoa. I can't wait.

155. - Oh, I can't wait. - What?

156. Whoa! Aah!

157. Jake! I think they want to eat me!

158. Of course we do! Jake said you'd make a great

159. - lunch. - Jake, come on!

160. Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man! Oh, man!

161. Aaah! Knock it off, Bob!

162. - Don't you touch him! - Wait! Come on!

163. Stop it, guys! Come on, y'all!

164. I said stop! Raaaaaah!

165. Now, that's enough! Nobody's eating Finn!

166. He's not my Butler, and he's not food!

167. Finn is my friend!

168. I'm sorry I let the lies get so far out of hand.

169. I just got so scared of losing lady.

170. But if they hate me, so be it. No more lies.

171. You're a dog?

172. Yeah, I just... Oh, look.

173. I'm sorry about everything. I was —

174. yay! Hey, hey! Hooray!

175. Lady?

176. - What did she say? - She says she was

177. worried that they'd freak out... 'Cause her parents are bananas

178. - for dogs! - J.J. Flip!

179. - What the zip? - Yeah. Saved her dad in

180. - the war. - Wow!

181. That's flippin' awesome.

182. - Finn. - Wha?

183. Listen, I just want you to know how sorry we are about

184. trying to eat you. It's just we thought we'd

185. never get another chance. We thought humans were extinct.

186. - Oh. - So this isn't human?

187. Oh, no. This is soy people.

188. Oh. Mmm!

189. I've never tasted real human before, but they say you can't

190. even tell the difference.

191. Ew. Soy?

192. Finn, you're delicious!

193. Oh, man!