1. Hey, Jake,
give me some of that apple.
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2. Coming up.
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3. I know what you're
thinking about.
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4. Huh?
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5. Kissing
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6. Princess Bubblegum
on the mouth!
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7. No, I'm not!
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8. And I wouldn't even
do that ever.
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9. Yeah, you would.
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10. You're just bad at
talking to ladies.
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11. Hmph!
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12. Ehggg-uh-ya-uh.
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13. Uh, should I keep going,
Mrs. Yoder?
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14. No, Finn, that's plenty.
Thank you.
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15. Okay.
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16. Let us know if you
need anything else.
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17. Hyah!
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18. You two are heroes!
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19. Hunh!
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20. Come on, dude.
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21. Hey, do you hear that?
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22. She called us heroes.
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23. Yeah, I heard.
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24. Huh?
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25. Hey!
How's it going?
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26. Ugh!
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27. Is that true,
what the bird said?
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28. You guys are heroes?
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29. Why are you hiding
in that shrub?
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30. Oh, I wasn't hiding.
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31. I'm a Tree Witch.
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32. I can turn into trees
and shrubs
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33. and bushes and stuff.
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34. Check it out.
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35. Bleh.
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36. So, listen,
I need you two
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37. heroes to get me a
lock of Princess hair.
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38. Why do you need
Princess hair?
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39. Why?
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40. 'Cause I have a
balding problem!
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41. What, are you blind?
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42. Are you blind?
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43. No, we're not blind.
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44. I had no idea.
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45. I didn't know.
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46. Anyway,
I need the Princess
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47. hair so I can put
it on my head.
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48. And then I'll be beautiful.
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49. Oh. Well, we know
lots of Princesses.
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50. Uh, can you, um,
give us a minute?
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51. Yeah, okay.
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52. Dude, I don't think
we should help her.
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53. Why not?
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54. 'Cause she's a witch!
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55. Maybe she's a good witch.
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56. Her?
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57. Are you kidding?
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58. Come on, look at her!
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59. If she was good,
she wouldn't be so ugly.
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60. Are you guys still talking?
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61. So what do we do?
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62. Tell her we can't help
her 'cause she's ugly?
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63. No, man,
she'll kill us
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64. or put a freaky
curse on us or something.
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65. Let me get rid
of her with some
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66. of my world-famous
"smoove" talking.
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67. Hey, sorry about that, girl.
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68. Ahh.
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69. You don't mind if
I take a load off,
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70. do you?
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71. What were you guys
talking about?
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72. How pretty you are.
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73. Huh?
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74. We were just saying
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75. someone as pretty
as you doesn't
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76. even need a
full head of hair.
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77. Isn't that right,
buddy?
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78. Uh, yeah, totally.
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79. Nuh-unh.
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80. Girl, if I didn't
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81. already have a G.F.,
I'd be on
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82. you like butter on toast!
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83. I don't mind if you have a
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84. G.F.
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85. Oh. Um...
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86. Dude, I don't think
it's working.
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87. Yeah, I think I'm
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88. making things worse.
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89. Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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90. Hey.
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91. What?
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92. How would you...
court me?
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93. Um...
Spaghetti dinner?
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94. Hmm.
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95. Look, Lady, we can't
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96. help you get
Princess hair.
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97. Why not?
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98. Because we only help
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99. when someone's in danger.
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100. Oh!
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101. Well, why didn't you say so?
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102. Hey, uh, what's —
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103. Yaaah!
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104. Hey!
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105. There.
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106. Now someone's in danger.
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107. I told you she was evil!
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108. Grrrrrr!
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109. Yaah!
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110. Unh! Oof!
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111. What, you forget I'm a witch?
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112. Maybe.
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113. Well, maybe you
should get me
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114. some Princess
hair so maybe your
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115. friend doesn't
get sucked into
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116. my bottomless bottom!
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117. Nyuh!
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118. Get some Princess hair!
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119. All right, fine!
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120. Wait!
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121. Uh, you —
you can't tell anyone
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122. why you need it.
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123. What? Why?
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124. I don't want
anyone to know I
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125. have a balding problem.
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126. O... kay.
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127. It's Princess Muscles' Castle!
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128. Hi, Finn.
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129. Uh, hey,
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130. Princess Muscles.
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131. What brings you by?
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132. Um, you were the
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133. nearest Princess,
and I need a
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134. lock of your hair.
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135. I understand.
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136. You do?
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137. Mm-hmm.
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138. Aah!
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139. What are you doing?
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140. Trying to give you a hug.
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141. Why?
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142. I want hair, not hug!
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143. Oh. I see.
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144. You want to take things slo-o-o-w.
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145. No!
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146. I — I'm here to save you!
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147. From your hair!
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148. It looks really bad!
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149. Cut it off, quick!
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150. Of course it looks bad.
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151. If I had beautiful,
shiny hair,
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152. no one would look
at my muscles.
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153. Unh! Hwuh!
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154. Come back when
you want to
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155. get serious
about loving me!
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156. I am terrible at
talking to ladies.
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157. Hmm.
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158. Where's a Princess?
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159. Princess?
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160. Princess...
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161. Princess...
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162. Who's that?
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163. It's Lumpy Space Princess.
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164. Does she live in
the woods now?
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165. G-g-get away
from my camp.
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166. I'll cut you!
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167. Hrm.
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168. I'm never gonna
go back home.
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169. Huh.
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170. Wait.
Does she even have hair?
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171. She does!
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172. Well... hair is hair.
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173. Oh, my glob.
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174. What the stuff
are you doing?
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175. Why are you
cutting my lumps?
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176. Because they're, uh...
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177. So —
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178. I knew you liked me.
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179. No! I don't!
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180. I-I'm just stopping
by because —
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181. Just admit it, Lover Boy!
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182. You can't resist me.
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183. Well, if you want
these lumps,
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184. you got to
put a ring on it!
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185. Where's my ring?
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186. Aah!
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187. I knew you liked me, Finn.
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188. That's why
you're running!
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189. Get in touch with
your feelings, babe!
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190. What am I gonna do?
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191. Huh?
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192. A graveyard?
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193. Yes!
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194. There's got to be a hairy
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195. Princess in
there that won't
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196. think I'm
hitting on her!
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197. Princess.
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198. Princess.
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199. Princess?
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200. Ugh! Come on!
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201. Bingo!
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202. "Here lies
Princess Beautiful.
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203. She was so beautiful."
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204. Hey, that's perfect!
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205. And sort of macabre.
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206. Oh, well.
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207. Aha!
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208. Hi, Finn.
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209. Ohh!
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210. What?
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211. What are you —
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212. Please stop.
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213. Where's her hair?
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214. Thanks, Finn.
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215. "Here lies Princess beautiful.
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216. She was so beautiful...
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217. But died of baldness"?
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218. Dang it!
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219. I'm gonna look so beautiful.
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220. Invited to all the parties...
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221. Jake! Jake!
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222. I'm sorry, man.
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223. Getting Princess hair is —
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224. is impossible!
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225. They all just think
I'm in love with them!
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226. Ugh!
I can't do it.
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227. You're gonna have
to spend the
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228. rest of your life in
this witch's butt.
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229. Noooo!
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230. Eh! Quiet down!
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231. I'm daydreaming!
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232. Dude, if they think you
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233. like them,
then use that.
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234. Embrace it!
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235. Find the least
terrible Princess you can,
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236. play her some music,
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237. cook her a meal,
"Smoove" talk
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238. her until she likes you.
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239. And then get the hair!
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240. Wait. You mean like
go on a date?
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241. Marry a Princess
if you need to!
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242. Just get her hair!
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243. Aaaah!
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244. Jake!
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245. Go get the hair!
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246. Okay! Hold on!
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247. Princess Bubblegum!
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248. Hi, Finn!
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249. Uh...
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250. I need you to
come with me!
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251. Why?
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252. I'm watering right now.
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253. Just come on.
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254. We don't have
much time!
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255. What is this, Finn?
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256. We're gonna have
a spaghetti dinner.
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257. Whoa! Really?
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258. Where do we sit?
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259. Dyaaaaaaah!
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260. Um, Finn?
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261. Put your butt here!
Hurry!
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262. Oh.
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263. Hey, Simon,
make it romantic.
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264. Ow!
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265. Here, shove this
in your mouth!
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266. It's hot!
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267. Finn,
I don't understa—
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268. Please, Princess!
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269. Just stick it in
your mouth!
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270. Well, okay.
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271. You're lucky
I love spaghetti!
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272. Um, Princess...
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273. Do you like me?
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274. Finn, of course I like you.
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277. Yes! Now give me
some of your hair!
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278. Oh, Finn, that's sweet.
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279. Sure, I'll give you
some of my hair.
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280. Here.
Take it, you cutie.
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281. Thank you,
Princess Bubblegum!
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282. My spaghetti!
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283. My cat had kittens,
and I'm
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"Little Whiner."
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285. What do you think?
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286. Is that a good name?
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287. Totally did it!
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288. Genuine Princess hair.
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289. You hear that, Jake?
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290. Just give it to her already!
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291. All right, Lady,
a deal is a deal.
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292. Ahh!
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293. This isn't hair!
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294. It's Bubblegum!
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295. What?
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296. It is Bubblegum!
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297. Well, I guess you failed.
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298. Say goodbye to your dog.
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299. Aaaah!
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300. Wait!
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301. What?
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303. it's that I'm awesome at
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305. And, Lady,
you are crazy ugly!
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306. Wha-a-a-t?
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307. Dude!
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309. isn't gonna get
you anywhere,
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inside and out —
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311. So ugly I want
to throw up.
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312. Dude!
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315. And it's got
nothing to do with
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317. It has to do with
what's in here.
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318. Can you get off
my friend now?
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319. D-u-u-ude.
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320. - He's right.
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321. Well, don't get me wrong.
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322. I know I'm ugly.
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324. But I thought if
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327. Gee.
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328. I feel kind of bad.
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329. I don't.
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330. Hey, witch!
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331. Does it have to
be Princess hair?
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332. No.
Just beautiful hair.
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333. Well, then,
check this out!
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334. Ha ha-a-a-a-a-a!
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335. You'd really give
me your hair?
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336. Sure!
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337. So...
how do I look?
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338. Totally beautiful,
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340. Thank you, Finn.
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341. And now to use my
hair for evil.
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342. What?
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343. 'Cause I'm evil!
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344. What did you
want from me?
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346. Oh, no.
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347. I think I
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