1. Thanks for helping me record, Finn.
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2. No problem, Marceline.
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3. Now, I'm gonna sing something really
personal, so don't laugh at me.
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4. I would never dream of it...
m'lady.
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5. Now, start a slow beat, and keep it
steady, or it'll mess up
everything.
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6. You got it!
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7. Daddy, why did you eat my fries?
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8. I bought them, and they were mine.
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9. But you ate them, yeah, you ate my fries...
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10. And I cried, but you didn't see me cry.
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11. Daddy, Do you even love me?
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12. Well, I wish you'd show it,
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13. 'Cause I wouldn't know it.
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14. What kind of dad eats his daughter's fries,
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15. And doesn't look her in the eyes?
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16. Daddy, there were tears there.
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17. If you saw them would you even care?
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18. Huh? Finn, you messed the beat up!
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19. Marceline, if you're
thinkin' about your dad
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20. so much, then... why
don't you go see 'im?
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21. He's not worth the effort.
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22. Not worth what effort?
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23. Well... first, I'd
have to draw a circle
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24. with a happy face
in the center..
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25. And then... uh... douse it with bug milk.
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26. Oh, yeah?
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27. And then you're supposed to chant something
like, "Maloso
vobiscum et cum spiritum."
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28. But... I-I don't really wanna see him.
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29. I'm still mad about the
thing with the fries. Huh?
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30. Wwwwhhhat? Whoa... whoa! Aaagh!
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31. Marceline!
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32. Finn... what the heck did you do?
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33. I... reunited you with your family?
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34. Is this kid your evil servant?
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35. I'm not evil, Marceline's dad. I'm super good!
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36. "Super good?"
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37. What're you doing?
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38. Stealing your soul.
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39. Dad! Ugh! You always do stuff like this!
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40. Haha! Oh, Marceline!
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41. I never know what's gonna set you off!
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42. Whoa! Is this the family axe?
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43. Wha—? HEY!
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44. Did you turn it into some kind of lute?
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45. Give it back, and get out!
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46. Okay, I'll go.
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47. I've got business to attend to, anyway-
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48. —sucking up all the souls in Oooooo...
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49. WHA—Gh—NO!
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50. See you kids later!
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51. My bass!
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52. I've unleashed evil onto Ooo!
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53. We've gotta stop 'im, Marceline!
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54. Fine... but I'm only coming with you to get my bass back.
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55. Hey! How do I kill this guy, anyway?
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56. Finn! You can't kill my dad!
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57. Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't mean—
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58. No! You literally can't kill my dad! He's deathless!
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59. Oh...
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60. Huh? Who the fluff are you?
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61. Um... Well, I'm sure not the guy who's gonna suck out your soul.
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62. Good 'cause that's, like, my number one fear.
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63. Really! Well... I know a little exercise for that! Wanna try?
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64. Wow...
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65. First... close your eyes.
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66. Okay!
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67. AAH! You coulda killed me!
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68. Ah, but I didn't! And now, aren't you thrilled just to be alive?
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69. Yeah, I guess... So what?
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70. So... This next part will be all the more... horrifying.
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71. There! Below us! A gathering of Fluffy People!
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72. May-haps they've seen your father!
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73. Marceline... release the Finn-bomb!
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74. They're all freaked out!
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75. It's because they're scared of him.
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76. Hm. My dad's been here. Come on. Let's go.
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77. No! We gotta help this guy.
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78. I've got some soul food that Jake packed for me.
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79. You like, uh, collard greens or country-fried steak?
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80. Look. You wanna help him? Help me get my bass back.
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81. How will that help hi—?
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82. FINN! And when I get it back...
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83. I'm gonna break it over his neck and slam my dad back into the Nightosphere!
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84. Oh, clam! But first you
gotta return the souls
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85. your dad sucked back to
these sad, little husks.
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86. Right, Marceline?
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87. Uh, sure, yeah, yeah, we'll do that.
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88. So I popped his head like a cork!
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89. And I says, "That's what I think of expanding Earth theory!"
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90. Alright.
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91. Huh?
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92. I've got a joke, too.
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93. What wears a dark suit, is completely evil, and is about to suck out all your souls?
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94. Yo mama!
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95. That's right! I'm your mama!
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96. Red Rock Pass. If my dad wants to get through the mountains,
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97. he'll have to come through here.
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98. We can work together! And smash 'im with this rock!
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99. And once he's smooshed,
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100. all the souls will go back to their rightful bods.
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101. Huh?
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102. So, finally taking a run at your old man, huh?
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103. Daddy...
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104. Karate kick!
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105. Marceline! Keep 'im right there! HrrrrRAAAAGH!
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106. Karate chop!
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107. You can't destroy me!
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108. No... D-dad... I-I don't wanna destroy you...
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109. Look, just... stay out of my life!
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110. You're not even alive!
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111. You blew it, dude. We're supposed to be a team—
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112. a team whose sport is stop-your-dad-from-suckin'-souls... ball.
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113. I just want my dad to care about me.
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114. Of all history's greatest monsters,
you are by far the most evil thing I've encountered.
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115. Offer your soul to me, dark one.
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116. Wenk wenk.
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117. NO! You can't have my soul! I don't even...!
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118. Look, just get in here.
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119. Wenk wenk.
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120. Keep your crummy soul!
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121. Gunter! Who told you you could fly?
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122. Wenk.
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123. Huh? No one sucks the life from my penguins except me!
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124. And maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunter.
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125. You darest encroach upon my domain?
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126. You've raised my frosty dander! And for that, I shall—
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127. AAAAAOOOOOHHH! I've soiled my tunic... completely by choice!
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128. YES!
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129. Aw, man! He's growing huge!
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130. I'm gonna take 'im down!
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131. Finn, you're like an ant to him.
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132. Oh, yeah? Well, this ant's about to get in his pants!
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133. What?
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134. Wha?
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135. Because I'm going to make him uncomfortable
while I release those souls!
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136. RAAAAAAAAGH!
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137. Give up those souls, Marceline's dad!
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138. In the name of justice!
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139. Huh?
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140. Oh, Marceline. Still following me?
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141. I'll stop following you if you give me back my guitar!
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142. No, Marceline.
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143. NO ONE FLICKS ME IN THE BUTT WITHOUT MY CONSENT!
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144. Whoa, WHOA!
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145. Whoooaa!
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146. The souls...
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147. Lumpy Space Princess! He got your soul, too?
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148. What? Nah.
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149. I totally saw Hot Dog Princess get sucked in here,
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150. and I wasn't invited?
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151. I was all, "What the lump?" so I'm crashin' this party!
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152. Well, I'll save you... I'LL SAVE ALL OF YOU!
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153. DAD!
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154. Give back that ax, Marceline!
You don't respect it enough!
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155. Well... you don't respect anything!
Dad! DAD! I'm outta here!
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156. BUT—!
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157. Fine! Go! I'm too busy sucking to deal with you!
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158. NO, WAIT! Marceline! Keep talking to 'im!
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159. When he's talking, he can't steal souls!
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160. I said I'm outta here!
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161. Diversion... need... diversion.
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162. Daddy, why did you eat my fries?
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163. I bought them, and they were mine.
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164. But you ate them, yeah, you ate my fries...
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165. And I cried, but you didn't see me cry.
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166. Daddy,
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167. Do you even love me?
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168. Well, I wish you'd show it,
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169. Oh, my Glob, you guys! Drama bomb!
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170. Marceline, do you really feel this way?
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171. Dad, I...
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172. Marceline... of course I love you.
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173. Dad...
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174. I'm sorry I ate your fries. I didn't mean to hurt you.
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175. It's okay, Dad. It's... it's really okay.
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176. No, it's not okay. They weren't even very good. They were really cold.
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177. I love you, Marceline. Don't you ever doubt that.
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178. I love you, too, Dad.
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179. Oh, Marceline, I am so—
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180. YALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
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181. MALOSO VOBISCUM ET CUM SPIRITUM!
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182. I'll see you in the Nightosphere, ya sick freak.
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183. YES!
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184. Finn! How could you do that?
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185. How could I... save the day?
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186. How could you embarrass me like that and then stab my dad?
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187. How could I embarrass-save you?
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188. WHOA! Marceline!
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189. I'm glad he's back in the Nightosphere.
That was emotionally exhausting.
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190. I'm also exhausted emotionally. Or... wait.
I mean, I mean physically.
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191. I've been meaning to ask you... What's with that pocket on your shirt?
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192. Oh, Jake's in here. 'Sup, Jake?
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