Adventure Time 1x5

Directed by

Mark Hamill as Fear Feaster • Mark Hamill as Dark Magician (voice) • John Moschitta Jr. as Key-per (voice) • Henry Rollins as Cookie (voice)

Finn and Jake go on a quest for a magical book that would prove them worthy of being righteous heroes.

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1. Candy party!

2. Jake, this party is so crazy!

3. I know, Finn. I know.

4. So, Finn, do you have a girlfriend?

5. Oh, my gosh, I can't believe

6. you just said that!

7. What a wonderful, marvelous party!

8. Okay, I'm gonna do it.

9. Okay, okay, okay.

10. Everyone watch!

11. I'm gonna do a flip!

12. Whoa, oh, oh!

13. Ohh! Oh, no!

14. Whoo, whoo!

15. Princess Bubblegum's in trouble!

16. Watch where you're going!

17. Holy cow!

18. Is the Princess okay?

19. Ooh!

20. Please, calm yourselves, my people.

21. I am safe!

22. Oh, thank you, Finn.

23. You truly are my hero this day.

24. Cool.

25. Hero. Hmm.

26. He-e-e-e-ro.

27. Hey, I just thought of something!

28. Uh, what did you think of?

29. I'll show you. Come on.

30. We'll go through my secret entrance.

31. All right, everyone.

32. Turn around.

33. Well, turn around!

34. This entrance is secret!

35. Oh!

36. Secret entrance. Got it.

37. Math.

38. Hurry, Finn!

39. No way!

40. Here it is.

41. Check it out.

42. A magical globe?

43. No, Finn.

44. It's what you can see through the globe.

45. Golly.

46. Look. You see this book?

47. Yeah, I see it.

48. It's called the Enchiridion.

49. It's a book meant only for

50. heroes whose hearts are righteous.

51. Shmow-zow!

52. The book lies at

53. the top of Mount Cragdor,

54. guarded by a manly Minotaur.

55. It's waiting for a truly

56. righteous hero to claim it!

57. Do you think I've got

58. the goods, Bubblegum?

59. 'Cause I am into this stuff!

60. Yeah, I know.

61. And, yes, I do.

62. Then off I go!

63. Huh?

64. Ja-a-a-a-a-a-ke!

65. Huh?

66. Thanks, pal.

67. Farewell, Fi—

68. Oh, wait a minute.

69. Farewell, Finn the human boy!

70. Bye, princess!

71. You know what time it is, buddy?

72. A-a-a-dventure time?

73. Yeah, man!

74. Greetings, young heroes to be.

75. This mountain is called Cragdor.

76. Its purpose is twofold —

77. to protect the Enchiridion and to

78. test the hearts of those who

79. seek to possess it.

80. Many noble challengers have

81. entered, attempting to pass the

82. grueling trials that lie behind

83. these walls, but no one has ever

84. left here alive or dead.

85. Only the truest, most worthy

86. hero can receive the hero's

87. Enchiridion and walk out these doors again.

88. If it is you, friend — ooh-hoo,

89. and I cannot say that I am certain,

90. but you are verily

91. welcome to try.

92. However, first you must pass my riddle.

93. My name is Keyper, and duly so,

94. for I carry the key to this door.

95. But all is not how it appears, you see.

96. Or perhaps you don't see at all.

97. Perhaps the key is in you,

98. child, but you cannot use your brawn here.

99. The door is magically sealed!

100. Ooh, you've unlocked the riddle and the door!

101. Ha ha, brilliantly done, child.

102. Please, reveal to me how you

103. unraveled my clue.

104. I just thought you'd

105. look cute stuffed in that lock.

106. Oh, yes. That's how most people get in.

107. - Bye!

108. You've passed the first trial,

109. young heroes, but prepare yourselves,

110. for there are many

111. trials ahead of you.

112. And each trial is more

113. treacherous than the last.

114. The Enchiridion is...

115. that way.

116. What?

117. Dude, you can't smell the book from here!

118. It's in the castle on

119. top of the mountain.

120. In a room.

121. Wish you had one, huh?

122. Help! Help! Oh, help!

123. This way!

124. What about the book?

125. It can wait.

126. Someone needs our help.

127. Yo, Finn, are you all right?

128. Did you get brain damage?

129. I'm fine. Keep going.

130. We have to hurry.

131. Help! Save us!

132. We're stuck in the fire!

133. I've got you.

134. Thank you for saving us.

135. Now we can destroy this old lady.

136. What?

137. Anytime you say, "What?"

138. We'll destroy an old lady. What?

139. It's a wonderful day.

140. Every time you say, "No,"

141. we'll destroy an old lady. No! What?

142. Please... ohh!

143. don't destroy... ooh!

144. any more... aah! old women.

145. Every time you look sad,

146. we'll destroy a big old woman.

147. Well, ever since I got to —

148. Hey, guys, every time he's a

149. big wuss, let's destroy an old lady.

150. Yeah.

151. Hey, back off, you gnomes!

152. That kid just saved you guys.

153. You should thank him,

154. not destroy old ladies.

155. Do you even know what I'm talking about?

156. Say, "Thank you."

157. Say... thank... you!

158. Kill him!

159. Get back in there!

160. Help! Help! Please, help!

161. Hey, Finn, you okay?

162. No way, dude.

163. Those old ladies are destroyed

164. because of me.

165. I'm not righteous.

166. I'm wrong-teous. Stupid-teous.

167. Ah, don't let those

168. gnomes and their illusions get you down.

169. They're just gnomes and illusions.

170. Illusions?

171. Yeah, man.

172. Think — what would regular old

173. sweet ladies be doing wandering

174. the hills of Mount Cragdor?

175. Maybe they're lost?

176. No way.

177. This place is designed to mess

178. you up, to mess with your head.

179. None of this is real.

180. It's all just trials to test

181. your heroic attributes.

182. Hmm.

183. Hmm!

184. Now let's go get that book.

185. Yeah, you're the

186. smartest dog I know, man.

187. Jake?

188. Ja-a-a-a-a-a-ke!

189. You cannot pass.

190. Give me back my friend! - No.

191. It's okay, Finn.

192. I can get out.

193. Let Jake go, or I'll —

194. I'll kick your foot!

195. It is impossible for you to hurt me.

196. Don't worry, dude.

197. I found another way —

198. Huh? I'm coming, buddy!

199. I think your dog finally fell

200. into my stomach.

201. Hey, where did you go?

202. I got your wallet, man!

203. No! My big money!

204. Give it back!

205. Give me back my friend!

206. But I killed him already.

207. Fine. I'll give you your dollar.

208. Here's your dolla-a-a-a-a-a-r!

209. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

210. Jake!

211. You're okay!

212. Stomachs are weird.

213. Yea-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!

214. Dude, you just flew us

215. all the way to the top! Wait a minute.

216. I can smell the book right

217. through this door.

218. You're under arrest for stealing

219. my dollar!

220. Just a minute, Jake.

221. Hey!

222. You know what that was?

223. That was righteous.

224. Thanks, Jake.

225. Now sniff out that book for me.

226. You got it.

227. Whoa!

228. Cool!

229. Congratulations,

230. Finn the Human.

231. You must be truly righteous to

232. have made it this far.

233. Thank you.

234. Now enter my brain world, and

235. I will show you some aspect of

236. yourself that you're not

237. entirely aware of.

238. Where... am I?

239. For your final trial, slay

240. the beast!

241. Why?

242. Is it an evil beast?

243. Ye-s-s-s-s-s.

244. It's completely evil.

245. Will you slay it?

246. Shoot, yeah.

247. I'll slay anything that's evil.

248. That's my deal.

249. Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-s.

250. You've done well, hero.

251. Thank you.

252. Now, as one last last trial...

253. slay this ant!

254. Is it evil? No!

255. But it's... not good, either.

256. It's, uh, neutral.

257. Will you slay it?

258. No!

259. If you want the hero's

260. Enchiridion, then slay this unaligned ant!

261. Never. Never. Never!

262. Uh-oh.

263. Hyah!

264. Congratulations, Finn the human.

265. Now you have truly reached the end —

266. Never! Ohh!

267. Oh, no.

268. Mr. Keyper, I'm sorry.

269. W-why are you wearing that

270. little devil costume?

271. These are my pajamas.

272. I was getting ready for bed.

273. Finn, Jake! You made it!

274. Are you another trial?

275. Trial? Oh, no.

276. I'm Manish Man, the Minotaur.

277. The manly Minotaur from

278. Princess Bubblegum's story!

279. So... can I check out

280. the Enchiridion?

281. Can I, can I, can I?

282. Yeah, come on.

283. Let's go check it out. Whoo-hoo!

284. We've been watching you guys on

285. our magical viewing globe.

286. Take a seat, guys.

287. Have some juice.

288. There's grape and apple, and the

289. gatekeeper made spaghetti.

290. And... all right, Finn, are you

291. ready for this?

292. The Enchiridion!

293. You deserve it, Finn.

294. Really?

295. Yeah, Finn, you're the

296. goodest of heart and most

297. righteous hero I've seen here.

298. Tenderness, ingenuity, bravery,

299. nard-kicking ability, and when

300. you took that giant Ogre's

301. dollar — oh, man — the Keyper

302. nearly fainted!

303. It's true!

304. Hey, crack open that book and

305. read something, for fun's sake,

306. all right?

307. Oh, yeah. Wow.

308. "How to kiss Princesses"?

309. Whoa.

310. What did you just read?

311. Yeah, what does it say, Finn?

312. Manish man won't tell me.

313. Hey, don't tell her, Finn.

314. It doesn't say anything, Princess.

315. Manish Man!

316. Oh, ye-e-e-e-e-ah!