1. Last chance,
Swamp Giant.
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2. Tell us where you
hid the Miniqueen.
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3. Never!
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4. Huh?
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5. Hi, Miniqueen.
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6. Jake, I've got her!
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7. Then hold my hand, dude.
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8. My inflatable Angel.
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9. How's the Miniqueen?
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10. I don't know.
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11. Can't understand
a word she says.
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12. Aww. My pleasure, ma'am.
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13. I just like beating up evil.
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14. - Okay.
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15. Didn't catch any
of that either.
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16. Miniqueen must have stepped
in something funky.
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17. No, it's not tiny feet
I'm smelling.
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18. This way!
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19. Whoa!
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20. What?
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21. Do you know whose
sword this is?
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22. This is the sword of Billy!
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23. Billy?
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24. Nothung!
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25. Oh, yeah, that was the most
mathematical thing ever!
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26. Yeah, he fought a bear.
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27. This is so cool.
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28. Whoa!
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29. It's Billy's legendary crack.
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30. Uh, hello.
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31. It's him, it's him!
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32. I know, I know.
Be cool.
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33. Yeah, it's me.
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34. Man, I'm such a
huge nerd for you.
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35. Please take us on
as hero apprentices.
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36. What for?
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37. So that we can learn to
kick evil's butt, just like you.
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38. I want to be the
dog version of you.
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39. Aw, that would be
a waste of time.
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40. Yeah.
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41. I'm a little paunchy.
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42. But I could do some sit-ups.
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43. No, I was talking about
beating up monsters.
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44. It's as pointless as a
dog chasing his own tail.
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45. See, that's where you're wrong,
'cause watch.
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46. Ah, ah, ah.
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47. What do you mean, pointless?
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48. We just saved the
Miniqueen from a monster.
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49. Do you know where
she is right now?
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50. She's probably being eaten
by a different monster.
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51. She's probably dead.
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52. In my youth,
I was much like you —
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53. motivated, headstrong,
wore a silly little outfit.
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54. Even had a matching dog.
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55. I'm gonna pass out.
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56. All my life,
I've beaten on evil creatures.
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57. But new evil keeps popping up.
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58. Kicking their butts
was a hopeless effort.
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59. What other way is there?
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60. Nonviolently.
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61. Help people by being
active in your community.
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62. Nonviolently?
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63. I got to try being nonviolent.
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64. The Billy way!
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65. Me, too!
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66. Billy,
I won't let you down.
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67. I love you, Billy!
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68. I got a secret crush
on you, Billy!
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69. Pbht!
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70. This is gonna be tough, Jake.
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71. I'll have to suppress my
every warrior instinct.
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72. Relax.
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73. It'll be easy not to beat up on
monsters and still help people.
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74. Help! Help! A monster!
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75. Ohh! Aah!
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76. Oh, thank goodness —
heroes.
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77. I'm being chased by
a horrible dragon!
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78. Please, please, help!
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79. Oh, uh...
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80. Oh.
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81. Act quickly!
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82. He's almost upon us!
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83. Sorry, we don't beat
stuff up anymore.
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84. No, but, please!
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85. Dude, we got to do
something to help him.
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86. I could teach him how
to not be such a spaz.
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87. Hey, Mister, besides being chased
by a monster, what else is wrong?
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88. Well, I've been
running all day.
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89. I guess I'm pretty hungry.
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90. Say no more!
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91. Come on, Finn.
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92. Where are you going?
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93. To make you
something to eat!
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94. Aah! No! Help!
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95. I still feel weird about not
fighting off that dragon.
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96. Trust me, this is a way
better way to help him.
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97. Gruel!
Get your free gruel!
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98. What's this all about?
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99. Free gruel, ma'am.
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100. I can't beat monster butts,
but I can beat your hungry guts.
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101. That's for sure.
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102. I didn't throw up.
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103. This gruel is very adequate.
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104. Yeah!
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105. This is great, Jake!
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106. Yeah,
we're really helping people.
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107. Whoa, look who it is.
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108. Dude, you're alive!
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109. No thanks to you two!
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110. That dragon chased
me for two days!
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111. And then I was lost for, uh,
three days, and then I fell
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112. under a spell of a beautiful
enchantress for, uh, a week?
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113. So that's two plus three...
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114. plus a week —
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115. Shh. Dude, gruel.
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116. Oh, thank you.
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117. Hmm?
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118. Aah! What's happening?
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119. Huh?
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120. Oh, that's probably the stone-skin
potion I added to the recipe.
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121. It gives your body the
power to grow armor.
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122. What? Uh?
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123. Oh! Aah!
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124. Dude, how much of
that potion did you use?
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125. Aah!
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126. My tummy is breathing fire!
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127. Geez, I thought
people would like that.
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128. Why?
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129. Why would anyone want that?
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130. So you can defend
against evil monsters!
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131. You're supposed to beat up monsters
so we don't have to defend ourselves!
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132. No, see,
I'm helping you nonviolently.
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133. Helping?
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134. I can't even move my hands!
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135. I'm a Cobbler!
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136. How am I supposed to cobble
with these useless chunk mitts?
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137. So, the village needs the help
of a new cobbler, eh?
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138. Hmm.
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139. What? No!
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140. All right, we're cobblers!
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141. No, you're not!
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142. You're just watching my shop
while I go to the dermatologist!
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143. And don't try to
cobble anything!
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144. What does "Cobble"
mean, anyway?
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145. I think it has something
to do with shoes.
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146. Excuse me.
Can you help me?
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147. I need a broken heel fixed.
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148. I'm going to a fancy funeral.
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149. Of course I'll help!
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150. There! Hwah!
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151. Pkow!
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152. Ah!
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153. Now you can fight off evil if
it shows up at the funeral.
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154. You fix that shoe
with a magic nail?
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155. Maybe.
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156. Whoa!
Cool!
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157. I cannot go to the
funeral in these!
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158. Hey, everyone!
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159. I'm back from the doctor!
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160. Uh, why?
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161. And I'm not supposed
to bring a guest!
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162. Get out!
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163. Apparently,
I suck at being nonviolent.
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164. Dude, sucking at
something is the first step
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165. towards being sort
of good at something.
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166. You and I are like little
baby Billys right now,
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167. and we're "sucking" on our
first bottle of nonviolent milk.
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168. Totes.
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169. I'll stop
"Pooping my diaper."
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170. Whoa, what?
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171. Help! I need medical help!
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172. Medical help? Hmm.
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173. How can we help?
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174. I want surgery to
make my body hot.
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175. Yikes.
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176. Yeah, I know I'm
already pretty smokin',
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177. but I bought this swimsuit,
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178. so I need a swimsuit body.
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179. You up for some
serious plastic surgery?
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180. Oh, yeah, this bod is
hot and powerful!
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181. Huh? Oh, what.
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182. Whoa! Aah!
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183. Dude, did you use
a magic nail again?
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184. I've got three left!
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185. What did you do to me?
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186. We transformed you
into a cyborg fighter!
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187. That's hot, right?
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188. No one thinks
this look is hot!
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189. Oh, my laces, you're
the most beautiful — aah!
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190. - Jake?
- Yeah?
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191. I think us not being
violent is hurting people.
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192. Man, Billy is gonna
be so bummed out.
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193. Not if we run away, Finn.
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194. We'll have to live in halfway homes
and be cannibals, but we'll survive.
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195. I just want to sit
here and moan.
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196. Then I'll moan
with you, buddy.
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197. Thanks, buddy.
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198. You're welcome.
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199. Aah! Aah! Help me!
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200. Relax!
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201. I'm just gonna grind you up!
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202. Oh, man,
this grass bag again?
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203. Hey, evil-doer, um,
can you keep your evil-doing quiet?
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204. Finn is dealing with
some heavy stuff over here.
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205. It's not evil!
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206. When they get this old,
they want to be ground up!
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207. Right, you old bat?
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208. - Help!
- Right?
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209. Huh?
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210. A fist raised in
righteous anger?
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211. Oh, no, it's my fist!
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212. I've got to think of a way
to save this old lady without
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213. punching this guy in the face!
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214. Hmm.
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215. Yeah, you want to get
ground up, right?
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216. - Wrong!
- Ow!
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217. I couldn't think of anything.
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218. Poop!
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219. I saved her with violence!
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220. What's your huff, son?
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221. The greatest hero in the world told me
to help people without being violent,
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222. and I promised I would do
that and not let him down.
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223. But I did let him down.
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224. Stuff and nonsense!
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225. You sure helped this old gal out,
and you did it with violence.
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226. Like a true hero, you were
born to punch evil creatures.
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227. Ohh!
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228. Just like I was born
to be an old lady.
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229. Don't deny your
rowdy nature, Paladins.
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230. And don't take advice
from old people.
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231. Yeah.
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232. Yeah. Yeah!
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233. That old lady has a point!
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234. Wait, didn't she say not
to take advice from old p—
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235. It's all so clear to me!
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236. Back to the cave of Billy!
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237. Yeah!
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238. It's us again!
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239. And we've got
exciting news!
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240. I don't —
I don't want to buy anything!
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241. Billy, an old lady told me
that I shouldn't listen to you
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242. because you're old —
also,
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243. that I should do what I was born to do,
which is kicking buns.
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244. Don't you see
how pointless it is?
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245. You know what's probably happening
to that old lady right now?
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246. She's probably dead!
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247. She's right here.
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248. Hello!
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249. We saved her, Billy.
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250. You saved her.
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251. I saved her, Billy.
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252. I saved her using violence,
and that's not a bad thing, Billy.
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253. This old lady is alive
because of these!
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254. And look how
happy she is, man.
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255. She's elated!
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256. Hmm,
perhaps you're right.
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257. Oh! Oh! Ugh!
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258. It's — it's as if your words are
filling a void in my very being.
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259. You want to watch?
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260. Whoa!
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261. Nothung!
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262. Finn and Jake, truly,
you are my heroes.
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263. Now you're
freaking me out.
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264. We're his heroes!
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265. Huh. Hello.
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266. I love you, Billy!
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267. Get out of here!
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