1. Safety... Patrol!
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2. Safety... Patrol!
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3. Safety patrol!
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4. Safety — oh, were we
not wearing the uniforms?
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5. Come on.
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6. Let's keep looking for hazards.
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7. Look out!
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8. What is it, Dude?
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9. Shushers, man.
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10. Look there.
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11. Just looks like an
ordinary little town, man.
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12. Yeah.
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13. Suspiciously ordinary.
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14. Oh, little house people.
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15. Maybe it is just regular ordinary,
not sinister ordinary.
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16. Oh, no, wait.
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17. Grass Ogre.
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18. Hey, chicken!
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19. You're traveling
"Eggspress."
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20. It's an obnoxious grass Ogre.
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21. You get my joke, right?
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22. Careful, you oaf!
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23. Those chickens are rentals!
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24. Oh!
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25. We're having so
much fun, huh?
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26. Drop that chicken. Huh?
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27. You're under arrest.
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28. Good.
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29. Now get in your tiny cell.
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30. Uh, oh.
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31. Oh, uh, uh...
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32. Hey, Ogre!
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33. Stop hazing these
cute little houses!
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34. Yeah, jerk ball!
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35. My name is Donny, idiot.
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36. Sorry, I was just trying
to get your attention.
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37. What kind of houses
are you supposed to be —
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38. uh, stupid,
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39. uh... a dumb house?
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40. Hey, what's with your jowl?
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41. Ow!
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42. I'm gonna mess with these
housies some more.
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43. Never! Ugh!
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44. So, you want to wrestle, huh?
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45. 'Cause I know,
like, this Ninja
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46. move to get out of
this lock instantly.
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47. Okay, now, first, I —
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48. Hey, you're doing it wrong!
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49. Stop cheating!
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50. Whoa.
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51. You're doing it wrong.
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52. What do you mean?
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53. First, you roll your
right shoulder forward.
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54. Ugh, like this?
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55. Yeah, but then I
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56. counter it by doing this.
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57. Hey.
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58. Um, you need
to take a break?
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59. No.
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60. But if you need to, we can stop.
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61. You baby.
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62. Whoa, I zoned out
there for a bit.
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63. Did you win?
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64. Nah, just taking five.
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65. Donny's pretty good.
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66. Yeah, well, you're okay, too.
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67. Thanks, man.
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68. For a complete idiot!
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69. Aww.
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70. Donald, quit all this
jerky nonsense!
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71. Ugh!
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72. Unless you went to get
gored by a forest Prince!
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73. I was just kidding around.
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74. But then you took it too far.
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75. You guys are the real jerks.
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76. Pshh!
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77. Donny is one
mixed-up dude.
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78. Nah, he's just
rough-and-tumble like me.
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79. But deep down, he's probably
really sensitive like me.
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80. You're a mixed-up dude, too.
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81. - Hey, Donny!
- What?
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82. I was thinking that since
you're a pretty good wrestler,
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83. maybe you'd want to
hang out with a couple of
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84. rascals like me and Jake.
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85. What?
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86. Uh, I don't know.
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87. Messing with these
housies is pretty fun.
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88. You got something better?
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89. You sure this
is a good idea?
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90. If you come to the tree fort,
we got video games and apple juice.
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91. Really?
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92. I mean...
Fine.
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93. If it keeps you from crying.
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94. Donny's problem is that he's
treated as an outsider, like me.
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95. You are not an outsider.
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96. You wear cute little blue shorts.
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97. I... am complicated.
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98. Uh, this fort isn't so great.
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99. Not as cool as the fort
I'm gonna build.
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100. I call this chair!
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101. Hey, Donny.
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102. You should play
"Bug Battle."
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103. And, hey, can you
put on some pants?
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104. You put on some pants!
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105. I have pants spun from
spider webs by Pixies.
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106. Okay, there's you,
and here come the bugs.
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107. Uh, yeah.
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108. Huh?
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109. Oh, yeah.
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110. Those guys will get you.
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111. Ugh! This game cheats!
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112. Ohh.
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113. Not cool, dude.
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114. Have more apple juice.
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115. It always makes me
feel better when I — ugh!
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116. Donny, quit being a jerk!
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117. What? What did I do?
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118. Ugh!
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119. Finn, I don't think
this is gonna work.
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120. I am incapable
of all emotion,
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121. but you are making
me chaffed.
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122. Everybody's getting mad
at me for nothing!
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123. You have to think about
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124. how your actions make
other people feel.
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125. Oh. Hmm.
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126. I don't understand at all.
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127. Ooh, teach him that little
empathy song I taught you.
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128. Okay, yeah.
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129. Your turn.
- Uh...
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130. Oh!
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131. So it's like when I squeeze
eggs out of chickens,
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132. I should let them squeeze
eggs out of me, too.
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133. Um... kind of right.
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134. Ugh! Ugh!
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135. Someone needs our help!
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136. Jake, you stay here and try to fix
him while I deal with an unknown,
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137. possibly deadly emergency.
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138. Dude, trade me jobs.
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139. Jake, somebody broke your,
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140. um, entire living room!
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141. Quick — act abandoned!
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142. Hands off the housing market!
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143. Whoa! Hey! Ow!
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144. Backpack!
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145. Werewolves —
much worse than ogres.
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146. Whoa!
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147. Stop in the name of the law.
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148. Is there somewhere
I can trap that thing?
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149. Well, we had a zoo,
but he moved back East.
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150. Of course,
there's always the old well.
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151. I'm not old.
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152. Perfect!
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153. Ha! Ha!
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154. Slam bam in a can.
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155. Huh?
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156. Another werewolf?
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157. What's up with this town?
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158. Mr. Bank, are you all right?
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159. Oh, it's fine. It's fine.
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160. All my assets are insured.
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161. Pardon, I have to go
spackle my cracks.
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162. Oh.
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163. Why is this town just
getting worse and worse?
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164. Yes.
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165. Why, indeed?
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166. Hey, what are you
werewolves up to?
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167. We're not werewolves!
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168. We're Why-wolves.
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169. Uh, Why-wolves?
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170. Creatures possessed
by the spirit of inquiry.
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171. And bloodlust!
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172. What?
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173. Please.
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174. Save your questions
until the end of the lecture.
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175. Our ecosystem — at the bottom level
are the house people.
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176. Given the opportunity, we Why-wolves
would easily wipe them out.
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177. However...
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178. Donny's presence is
a natural deterrent.
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179. His jerkiness is so powerful that it
produces a pungent gas, obnoxygen.
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180. To Why-wolves,
it is a deadly poison.
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181. But since you've removed
the jerk Donny...
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182. We will devour the houses,
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183. and our population will rapidly
swell until we are, in turn,
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184. devoured by
the cosmic owl.
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185. Hoo!
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186. Such is the course of nature.
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187. But it'll be a pretty sweet
ride up until that point.
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188. Tonight we feast on the
blood of the innocent!
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189. Oh, no!
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190. I have to get Donny back!
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191. Donny, you have to go right now
and stop the Why-wolves from —
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192. Aah, Master Finn has returned.
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193. What's it going?
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194. Thanks to you,
I shall never be jerky again.
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195. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
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196. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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197. No, this is all wrong!
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198. We need Jerk Donny to make the
obnoxygen and — and —
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199. Steady on, Finn.
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200. Perhaps you're dehydrated.
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201. It's as Jake taught me.
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202. I'll fetch you some tap water.
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203. Are you wearing jeans now?
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204. Surely.
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205. I wrote that one myself.
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206. Perdóname.
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207. But, but, but...
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208. But, but, but,
yeah, Donny!
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209. You're looking good
in those jeans.
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210. What did you do?
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211. Miraculous, isn't it?
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212. I just kept teaching him my musical
rules, and now he's perfect.
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213. No! We messed up, Jake!
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214. The house people are doomed if Donny
doesn't go back to being town jerk!
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215. I've no intention of
being a jerk again.
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216. Hmm.
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217. But the housies will
be wiped out if you don't.
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218. It sounds tragic,
but I'm turning over a new leaf.
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219. Donny, you got to go!
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220. Finn, no means no.
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221. I'm sure you'll
respect my wishes.
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222. No! Stop! No!
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223. Now, go be a jerk to
those Why-wolves.
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224. No.
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225. I'll use my musical messages
to stop them.
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226. Let's see.
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227. I've got one on the ethics of laundry,
"Crosswalkery."
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228. Ooh, here's a good one.
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229. Man, the town is getting creamed!
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230. By not being a jerk,
you're being a real jerk, Donny.
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231. Why isn't anyone paying
attention to my words?
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232. He sure is sensitive
about his songs.
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233. It's 'cause they think
your songs are dumb!
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234. Wha?
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235. What are you saying?
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236. If we don't encourage his talent,
he might revert back
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237. to jerk Don—
oh, oh!
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238. Hey, Donny, everyone says
your songs are super balls.
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239. They all think
you're a real jerk!
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240. But —
but I've changed!
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241. Why would they say that?
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242. You are so pathetic...
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243. so comical.
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244. Think I'm a jerk, do they?
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245. I'm feeling... obnoxious!
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246. You wolves are cool!
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247. Just kidding!
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248. Obnoxygen cloud!
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249. Egress!
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250. The town is saved! Yay!
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251. Get off of me, nerds!
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252. You did it, Donny.
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253. You're a full-blown jerk again.
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254. What?
You're the jerk!
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255. Housies, ready to
hear my new song?
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256. It's about how Finn will betray
you just to save lives.
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257. I'm sorry, Donny.
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258. I'll never forgive you, Finn!
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259. Come on.
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260. We can go stare
wistfully at the lake.
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261. I'd —
I'd like that very much.
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262. Hey! I love being a jerk!
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263. Thanks, Finn.
Finn?
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264. Finn, you loser.
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265. I'll never...
forget you.
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