1. Walking, walking,
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2. walking — hambone break!
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3. Whoo-hoo!
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4. Hey, hey, get away from me.
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5. Quit it!
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6. Food for a beggar?
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7. Food for a poor old man?
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8. Geez Louise, guy.
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9. So, you got any, kid?
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10. Food?
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11. I got this little
piece of sugar.
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12. Nuts.
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13. I'm frickin' all about sugar.
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14. But I'm even more all
about feeding hobos!
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15. Wait, Finn.
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16. Maybe helping this starving
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17. homeless guy is the
wrong thing to do.
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18. Why?
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19. I don't know.
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20. I-I said "Maybe."
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21. A hero always helps
someone in need.
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22. And besides, he's probably
secretly an elf who will reward
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23. us for being nice.
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24. Here you go, buddy.
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25. Whoa!
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26. You know, believe it or not,
I'm not really a beggar.
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27. I'm actually a...
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28. Whoa! Ah, yeah!
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29. He's — he's magic!
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30. I didn't —
I didn't expect this.
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31. Magic!
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32. Away!
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33. Think happy thoughts —
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34. Little, cute bees, little babies,
tiny, tiny bunnies.
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35. What is wrong with you,
Magic Man?
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36. You gave me that candy.
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37. Now I'll do you a favor in return —
a magic favor!
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38. Whoa! Wha— ugh!
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39. Whoa, dude!
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40. Why'd you do that?
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41. Because this day, a magical
life lesson comes to you.
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42. No, change me back!
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43. Not until you appreciate
what a jerk I am.
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44. Wazoo!
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45. What a nutty guy.
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46. What the heck, man?
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47. What kind of deal is that?
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48. I help somebody out,
and they make me a stinky foot?
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49. You smell pretty good.
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50. Get off of me, man!
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51. I can't be a hero if I'm a big,
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52. good-smelling foot!
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53. Maybe you're looking at
this magic gift all wrong.
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54. Now that you're a huge foot,
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55. you can kick evil's butt, like,
way more times as hard.
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56. You're 100% kick, man!
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57. Why are you being so
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58. level-headed about this?
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59. Don't be a siss, Finn.
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60. Here, come on, kick my butt.
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61. You're the siss, siss!
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62. Hah! Agh!
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63. Ouch! Ooh, ouch!
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64. See, man?
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65. Let's give your
foot body a shot.
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66. No, dude!
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67. I want to go find that
Magic Man and get my body back!
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68. Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!
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69. Just be a foot for a little bit.
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70. Okay, I will.
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71. Awesome, dude.
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72. You'll never regret this.
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73. Okay, when the next monster comes
along, he'll step on that
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74. trigger over there, sending your
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75. giant foot body into the
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76. monster's crotch!
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77. This sucks, dude.
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78. Shh!
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79. We're evil!
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80. Our crotch —
our evil crotch!
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81. What'd I tell you?
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82. You're a great hero!
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83. Let's go set up some more crotch
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84. catapults so we can laugh
and be heroes.
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85. No, Jake.
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86. Let's find that Magic Man.
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87. Finn, being an enormous
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88. crotch-kicking foot is a gift.
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89. Don't scorn a gift.
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90. Town on fire!
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91. This looks like a job for foot
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92. Finn stomping ability!
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93. But I-I can't even bend
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94. these big, fat toes, man.
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95. You can do it, Finn.
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96. What'd I teach you, dude?
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97. Not to scorn the
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98. kicking of people in the crotch?
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99. You got it!
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100. Now I'm gonna go rescue all the
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101. babies in town —
only the babies.
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102. Get your hero on, dude!
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103. Aaaah!
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104. Unh!
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105. Okay, you can do this, Finn.
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106. Start small, man.
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107. I'm taking you down!
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108. It's hot!
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109. Oh, man, I'm smoking hot!
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110. Please, help me out!
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111. I can't move!
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112. It's another one of those freaks!
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113. He probably started this fire!
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114. No, I didn't start any —
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115. Throw him under the
bridge with the others!
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116. Get rid of the freak!
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117. Freak! Freak!
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118. Stay out of our town, freak!
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119. Unh!
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120. I'm not a freak. I'm a hero.
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121. Finn!
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122. Jake, how'd you find me?
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123. Oh, I can sense when
you're about to cry.
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124. It's like a mother/daughter thing.
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125. I'm not gonna cry, man!
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126. I just feel like crying.
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127. We have to find that magic guy
and get my body back now!
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128. What we have to do is find out
what reeks under this bridge.
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129. - Jake!
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130. Ew, it's blocking out
your good foot smell.
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131. Get back here!
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132. Ugh, it — it smells
like vomit on fire.
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133. It's like fancy cheese
in an old guy's mouth.
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134. Welcome, travelers.
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135. Aah!
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136. I am Gork, leader of Freak City.
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137. Ah, I can see one of you has
felt the Magic Man's touch.
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138. Yeah.
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139. You know that guy?
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140. I will tell you all that I know.
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141. We are the accursed ones,
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142. all once normal guys and gals who
crossed paths with the Magic Man.
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143. That's Zap, The Arm.
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144. Trudy, The Waist.
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145. That's Wee Wee and Gorflax.
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146. They were turned into tonsils.
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147. And that's Kim.
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148. But, please,
make yourselves at home.
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149. Would you like
something to drink?
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150. Do you have any
orange juice?
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151. No.
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152. Well, uh, I don't know.
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153. Maybe. Uh, I don't think so.
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154. I'll go check.
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155. Yo, finn, this place is
really bumming me out.
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156. Let's get out of here.
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157. What? No, dude.
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158. These guys might be my only
hope of finding the Magic Man.
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159. Hey, we actually do
have orange juice.
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160. Thanks for being cool and all,
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161. but what do you know
about this Magic Man?
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162. How do we catch him?
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163. Oh, he can't be caught.
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164. He's got magic.
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165. And we're worthless freaks.
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166. We can't ever beat him.
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167. So we've gathered here
to wallow in our self-pity.
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168. But don't y'all
even want to try?
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169. Eh, no.
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170. Why not?
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171. You're all totally
miserable here.
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172. Eh, it's a living.
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173. No, it's not, Zap!
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174. It's not a living!
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175. It's dookie diapers!
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176. I don't want to be a foot!
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177. Well, get used to it.
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178. We did.
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179. Yeah, Finn, maybe there's another
lesson to be learned here —
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180. to accept what fate has given you
and stay a miserable foot.
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181. Gork, can we live here in this
pile of trash and rats forever?
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182. Yeah, man. Do it up.
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183. Awesome.
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184. Here we go.
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185. Jake,
stop screwing around.
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186. You're gonna make me
give into depression.
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187. Eh, what are you
gonna do about it?
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188. Probably nothing, right?
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189. If you're depressed,
you'll do nothing.
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190. I...
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191. Maybe I will do nothing.
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192. Maybe I'll just lay down here.
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193. Lay down — unh —
and rot like the rest of you.
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194. Yeah!
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195. Stay a foot!
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196. Stay a foot! Stay a foot!
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197. Get up, Gork!
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198. Huh? Why?
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199. Whoa, okay, man.
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200. Just be cool.
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201. Ow!
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202. Hey, Finn.
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203. I can't take you seriously
when you're singing, man.
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204. Wait, Finn.
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205. Hey, stop it, man!
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206. We don't like
touching each other.
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207. Huh?
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208. Please, man.
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209. Wait a second.
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210. Kim, get underneath Trudy.
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211. No, man. Please.
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212. I frickin' hate Trudy.
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213. Kim, I will destroy you!
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214. Okay, okay!
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216. Yes!
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217. Now for me.
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218. Look at us!
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219. Whoa!
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220. We're like a big, normal guy.
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221. Thank you so much.
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222. We're perfect together.
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223. Oh, Finn, thank you.
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224. Word!
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225. Now let's go wreck
up that Magic Man!
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226. Let me get in on this.
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227. I'll form the pants.
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228. Food. Food for a beggar.
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229. Y'all got any food?
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230. We've got a little
orange juice left over from —
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231. Wait a second.
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232. That's right.
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233. It is I, the Magic Man!
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234. Zap!
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235. Come on, apple grease!
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236. What are you gonna do? Ohh!
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237. We're not afraid!
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238. Are you sure about that?
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239. You're darn right we are!
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240. Whoop!
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241. Give us our bodies back!
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242. Why should I?
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243. You still act like a hero only so
you can get what you want.
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244. Oh.
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245. You were trying to teach us to
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246. be kind without expecting
anything in return.
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247. I should've given
you that sugar
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248. cube without even thinking
about a reward.
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249. Wrong!
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250. Whoa! Whoa!
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251. - Ah, geez!
- Finn!
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252. You've gifted us nothing
but heartache, Magic Man!
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253. What's the life lesson in that?
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254. Yes, my children,
you are so close to the answer.
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255. Answer this!
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256. Get his eyes!
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257. Cut him in the eyes!
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258. I wish I'd never been nice to you
'cause you're just a big jerk!
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259. Oh, yes, that's it!
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260. You've finally
learned your lesson.
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261. And now I'm off to spread my
teachings to more sissy do-gooders.
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262. You're welcome!
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263. Man, I frickin' hate that guy.
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264. But at least now we can all
go back to our regular lives.
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265. Well, actually...
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266. We like being like this.
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267. Yeah, we're strong together.
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268. Bye, Finn! Thank you!
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269. Oh, okay. Bye, guys.
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270. See you later.
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271. Wait, so, what was the
lesson we just learned?
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272. Maybe it was,
don't give your sugar to jerks.
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273. Speaking of jerks,
what the blubins, man?
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274. Why wouldn't you help
me turn back into a boy?
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275. Well, because I kind of
always wanted
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276. What?
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277. I said, "I kind of always
wanted to be a foot myself."
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278. You could be a
foot right now.
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279. I saw you change into
a foot twice yesterday.
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280. It's complicated, man.
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when you're older.
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