1. Ha!
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2. Here.
Try throwing this one.
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3. Ugh!
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4. Here's one called
"Caturday Surprise."
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5. Throw it!
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6. Ugh!
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7. Yeah, go on!
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8. Get out of here!
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9. Unless you feel
like a fist cookie,
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10. you better keep running!
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11. What the heck is going on?
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12. I have no idea, but it's probably
best to stay out of it.
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13. Yeah. Hey, look.
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14. This one looks stupid.
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15. Let's see how it flies.
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16. Ugh!
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17. Aw, lame.
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18. Huh?
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19. Uh-oh.
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20. Duke of Nuts!
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21. What have you done?
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22. Ohh.
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23. Oh, no.
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24. She thinks that nuts guy did it.
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25. We got to go clear
up what happened.
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26. Don't worry, my dear.
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27. I'll have you fixed
up in no time.
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28. Princess?
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29. Are you okay?
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30. Yeah, I guess if green
and bald is okay.
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31. Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, boy.
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32. I'm sorry.
I can't stop now.
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33. My dear, not to worry.
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34. The medicine milk in this suit will
have you healed lickety-split.
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35. In just five days, you'll be back to
your beautiful Bubblegummy self.
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36. Five days?
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37. The grand meeting of
Ooo Royalty is tonight!
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38. Ohh.
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39. Uh, hey, Princess.
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40. There's something I should tell
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41. you about that bottle
that hit you in the face.
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42. I already know, Finn.
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43. The Duke of Nuts has
always been a bad guy.
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44. But now that he's done this,
I'll never forgive him!
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45. And it's not just because
I hate the Duke.
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46. I'd never forgive anybody
who did this to me.
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47. I'd hate them...
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48. Yeah, but —
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49. forever!
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50. Forever?
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51. Finally, I have a witness
to his misdeeds!
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52. Two witnesses.
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53. Jake!
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54. Oh, Finn, my flawless,
flawless champion.
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55. Bring the
Duke of Nuts to justice —
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56. The justice of a cold dungeon!
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57. She's completely bonkers.
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58. What do I do?
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59. If I tell her I threw it,
she'll hate me forever.
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60. Don't worry.
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61. That won't happen.
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62. We're gonna catch that Duke.
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63. But we're the ones
who threw the bottle.
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64. Dude, look.
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65. The Duke of Nuts
is bad guys.
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66. How do you know that?
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67. Think about it.
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68. If Bubblegum
hates him so much,
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69. then he must have
done some rotten stuff.
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70. I mean, maybe he even threw a bottle
and turned someone ugly before.
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71. Maybe you're right.
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72. Maybe I am.
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73. All right, then.
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74. Just this once,
we'll be vigilantes!
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75. Nah, we're more like cops —
crooked cops.
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76. Princess, I won't rest until the
villainous Duke is captured!
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77. Oh, thank you, Finn.
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78. Whoa, okay, and by then, hopefully
you'll have taken care of... this.
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79. Look yonder!
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80. The Duke of Nuts' castle.
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81. Duke of Nuts!
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82. How are you?
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83. By order of Princess —
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84. um... Princess...
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85. Hello, Finn.
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86. Are you here to arrest the Duke?
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87. How did you know?
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88. The Nuts told me.
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89. For I am the Duchess of Nuts.
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90. Oh, should have asked if these
were like her eggs or something.
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91. I know of my husband's
crime against the Princess —
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92. a crime that you
personally witnessed!
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93. And why would you lie, huh?
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94. Yeah. Why?
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95. Oh, but he was once
such a wonderful man.
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96. He pet dogs, kissed babies.
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97. We'd lie together underneath
the cashew bush.
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98. He even taught underprivileged
nuts how to dance.
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99. But somehow he's gone rancid!
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100. These nuts tell me
he must be executed.
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101. Would you like to hear what
my nuts have to say?
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102. That won't be,
um, necessary.
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103. Listen! Listen!
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104. Whoa!
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105. I don't get it, Jake.
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106. How can the dude be evil if he
pets puppies, kisses babies,
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107. and lies with his wife?
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108. What?
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109. You believe that?
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110. She is nuts.
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111. Listen, man.
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112. Let's just go back
and face the music.
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113. Who cares if Bubblegum
hates you forever?
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114. It's no biggy.
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115. Tons of people hate me.
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116. Why, Jake?
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117. Why won't you print my letters?
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118. I-I-I hate you!
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119. Hmm.
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120. It's him —
the Duke of Nuts!
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121. I'll break left!
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122. You take the right!
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123. Ugh!
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124. I went left, too!
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125. Ooh!
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126. Wha?
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127. You're way smaller
than I thought you were.
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128. Dude, that's not him.
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129. No one will harm
the Duke of Nuts.
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130. I will kill whoever
seeks to arrest him.
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131. No! Please!
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132. This has gone far enough.
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133. That's the Duke of Nuts.
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134. But I vowed to kill
whoever did this to you.
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135. They can't take you away, Dad.
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136. Who's the toughest little nut?
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137. That's you.
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138. One second.
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139. Man, I don't know, Jake.
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140. Why would Princess Bubblegum hate
him if he was such a nice guy?
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141. Just because he's a good father doesn't
necessarily mean he isn't a villain.
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142. That doesn't look like a villain.
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143. I could probably think
of a reason why that's
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144. villainous if you gave
me enough time.
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145. Maybe.
- Ugh!
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146. Maybe we should
just confess.
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147. But then Princess Bubblegum
will hate us forever.
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148. Hey, man.
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149. It's not that bad being hated.
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150. Come on! Pick it up!
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151. You son of a blee blob!
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152. Oh. Sorry to make you wait.
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153. I made these daisy crowns
for you guys as a —
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154. as a token of my
gratitude for waiting.
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155. Ohh, sorry, I —
I have to sit down for a second.
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156. Oh.
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157. I know this is an odd question,
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158. but you wouldn't happen to have
any pudding on you, would you?
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159. Actually, yeah,
I think I have one in my pack.
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160. Oh. Oh, thank goodness.
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161. I think I have a
spoon in here, too.
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162. What —
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163. What happened to the cup?
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164. Oh, I'm so embarrassed.
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165. Now you know my shame.
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166. I can't stop eating pudding.
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167. What?
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168. I don't tell people because
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169. I hate making them worry, but,
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170. yes, I have a rare condition,
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171. a pudding deficiency.
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172. And I always end up eating
all the royal pudding supply
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173. whenever I go to the castle.
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174. So that's why
Princess Bubblegum hates you.
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175. Yes, but I didn't turn Princess
Bubblegum green and bald.
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176. I would never do such a thing.
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177. Ugh!
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178. Of course you wouldn't.
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179. You're too nice a guy.
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180. I'm the one who
threw that bottle.
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181. I was gonna tell her, but
then she started talking all crazy.
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182. She said she'd never forgive me,
and I didn't know.
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183. Hey, it's okay.
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184. People make mistakes.
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185. It's all part of growing up.
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186. And you never really stop growing.
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187. Now you're making me feel even
worse by being so nice about it.
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188. Maybe I should just confess
the crime and end all this.
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189. Wait.
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190. I think I might have an idea that will
save everyone's reputations.
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191. Halt!
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192. Finn!
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193. Did you find the Duke yet?
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194. Not yet.
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195. But you are in grave danger,
Princess.
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196. There is an assassin in these very
woods dead set on stopping
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197. you from reaching
the grand meeting.
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198. In fact, it's that
rustling in the bush.
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199. Rustle, rustle, rustle.
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200. I'm an ambush! Halt!
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201. What's going on?
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202. Oh, did I come out too early?
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203. What are you here to do,
stranger?
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204. I've come for the Princess!
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205. I'm an assassin!
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206. Um, guys...
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207. Stand back!
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208. I will stop him! Hyah!
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209. Hyah!
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210. Phew!
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211. I'll kill you and raise
your children as my own!
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212. Hyah!
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213. H-a-a!
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214. Unh! Ugh!
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215. Remember,
it's just acting, Jake.
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216. Sorry, dude.
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217. Ooh!
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218. Now, to kill you up!
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219. But wait!
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220. Surely this cannot be the
fair Princess Bubblegum.
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221. Where are her pink,
flush cheeks?
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222. The long, gooey hair?
- Ugh!
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223. Oof!
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224. Clearly the princess
travels elsewhere.
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225. Later, Bubblegum!
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226. Get out there, man!
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227. I don't know if
I can do this.
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228. Go, go, go, go!
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229. And that's how I,
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230. the Duke of Nuts,
by disfiguring
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232. humbly saved your life.
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233. Yeah! All right!
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234. Yeah!
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235. What was the point of
this little play again?
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236. And why isn't the
Duke clapped in irons?
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237. She's right.
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238. Innocent or not, I should accept
what's coming to me.
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239. Peppermint Butler.
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240. Oh, no.
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241. "Nut'n's" going my way today.
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242. Hup!
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243. Hup! Hup!
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244. Finn?
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245. The Duke didn't
throw that bottle.
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246. Ugh.
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247. Princess, I have something
sucky to confess.
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248. I'm the one who
threw the bottle.
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249. I'm sorry.
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250. But I knew if I told you,
you'd hate me forever.
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251. Hmm.
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252. Well... I could never stay
mad at you forever.
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253. And you seem
genuinely penitent.
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254. I don't even know what that means,
but thank you.
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255. Yeah!
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256. But that doesn't douse
my hatred for the Duke!
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257. Yeah, what's up
with that hate?
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258. That jerk always empties
out my pudding pantry!
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259. Aw, shucks.
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260. He just can't control
himself around pudding.
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261. He goes coconuts for it because
he has a pudding deficiency.
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262. It's true, your majesty.
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263. I — I'm sorry for my
medical condition.
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264. Oh, my.
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265. You poor man.
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266. Of course you're forgiven.
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267. Yeah, I don't believe
a word from him.
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268. I'm really sorry about making you
temporarily ugly, Princess,
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Grand Meeting of Ooo Royalty.
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270. I wish there was some
way to make it up to you.
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271. Maybe there is, Finn.
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272. Maybe there is.
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273. Hey!
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274. Hmm? What?
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275. You said "Maybe."
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276. Call to order the sesquicentennial
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277. I now call upon the delegate
from the Candy Kingdom.
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278. Princess Bubblegums?
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279. "It would be be presumptuous
indeed to present myself against
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whom you have listened."
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281. Buy a lady a drink?
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282. The Marquis of Nuts?
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283. Yes! But I didn't come alone!
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284. Remember me, Jake?
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