Adventure Time 1x11

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Finn and Jake temporarily get magic powers from an evil wizard, but are tricked into helping stop a comet.

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1. Hey, Jake?

2. Yeah?

3. You ever wonder what a

4. demon's heart looks like?

5. Of course, dude.

6. You ever wonder what a

7. demon's heart tastes like?

8. Hey, kid, you want some magic powers?

9. Magic powers for absolutely free.

10. Heck yeah!

11. Wait!

12. Let's not be too rash.

13. Just look at this guy.

14. Check out the sunken, lifeless eyes,

15. the foul stench of decay.

16. You know what that means?

17. It means he's evil, I guess.

18. Well, evil, sure, but

19. mostly, he's unattractive, and

20. unattractive people are desperate.

21. You should haggle with him.

22. Hey, I want more than

23. just free powers.

24. What else you got?

25. All right.

26. Free magical powers and...

27. and this keychain.

28. Oh, oh, oh!

29. Play it cool, Finn.

30. Right.

31. I begrudgingly accept your offer.

32. Yes!

33. Then the deal is struck.

34. You can pick up your powers

35. right through that door.

36. This way.

37. This place looks magical.

38. You think this is where we get the powers?

39. Yes, I do.

40. Free powers for all.

41. Want some?

42. Yeah!

43. Are you the guy handing them out?

44. You seek Bufo the Wizard.

45. So, where is that guy?

46. He is here, of course.

47. Uh...

48. He's here?

49. But he's not you?

50. That's right.

51. We should beat him up

52. until he starts making sense.

53. We are Bufo.

54. Oh!

55. So... So...

56. you wish to be

57. inducted into the ancient —

58. ancient order —

59. Dang it, Leonard.

60. If we don't talk at the same

61. time, nobody can understand us.

62. Sorry. Geez.

63. Ahem!

64. So, you want free wizard powers,

65. powers like... these!

66. Yeah!

67. Yeah!

68. We want them.

69. Give us the stuff.

70. - Yes, we do. - Can't wait.

71. Then follow me.

72. Whoo-hoo!

73. Behold the grand hall of

74. wizardry.

75. This is where young potentials

76. train to become ultimate wizards.

77. But most are not ready for the

78. responsibility that comes with it.

79. I'm responsible, dude.

80. So am I.

81. That's a lie.

82. It is a lie.

83. And I take full responsibility for it.

84. Yes, yes, very

85. responsible.

86. Now I bestow upon you these...

87. wizard cloaks!

88. Whoa!

89. Hey, this is a dress.

90. Yeah. And I am into it.

91. It's like gossamer.

92. This way, I won't be embarrassed.

93. Fine, fine.

94. Now, for every power that you

95. accrue, you shall receive a star

96. badge like these.

97. This final star betokens the

98. rank of ultimate wizard.

99. Whoa!

100. Mark me, Jake.

101. I shall have that final star.

102. Where do we start?

103. Level 1 — Dustomancy.

104. Yeah!

105. Dustomancy, whatever that is.

106. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

107. To receive this power,

108. you must first...

109. eat these brooms.

110. All right.

111. Wait.

112. This is gross.

113. Man, I can't eat this.

114. Yeah, you can.

115. Do what I do.

116. Ahh!

117. Oops.

118. Ah, there we go.

119. Whoa, you got a star.

120. Observe my magics.

121. Wait, Jake.

122. Don't use them until I finish my broom.

123. Last... bite.

124. Dude, you got your

125. star, too.

126. We're Dustomancers!

127. Nothing happened.

128. This is a total rip-off.

129. Bufo, you tricked us.

130. Stupid power doesn't even work.

131. Calm yourself, boy.

132. You are acting hysterical.

133. Do you not see that you are

134. using Dustomancy?

135. Behold.

136. I'm doing this?

137. So... I have —

138. Yes!

139. Mastery over all dust motes.

140. You can also read their

141. emotions.

142. For instance, this mote is very

143. unhappy in his marriage.

144. That's... sort of cool.

145. Sort of cool?

146. This is radical!

147. Whoo, yeah!

148. Force that enthusiasm.

149. Are you ready for more magic?

150. We get more?

151. So much more.

152. Like level 2 — the power of

153. shadowcery.

154. You can't see through those, right?

155. Nope, not at all.

156. To gain provenance over

157. the shadows, place your hands

158. into this bowl.

159. What bowl?

160. No! Cover your eyes!

161. Fine.

162. Thrust your hands into

163. this bowl... of eyeballs.

164. Eyeballs?

165. Dude, it's okay.

166. They're just peeled grapes.

167. No!

168. They're eyeballs.

169. Yuck!

170. Well done.

171. You have groped the eyeballs

172. fearlessly.

173. Another star! Yeah!

174. Shadowcery.

175. Onward, my shadow steed.

176. Huh?

177. No touchies.

178. Wizard powers are so cool.

179. I want all the star badges!

180. Excellent.

181. Well done.

182. Whoo-hoo-hoo!

183. Whoa!

184. All we're missing now is the big star.

185. You ready to complete the set, man?

186. Nah, I'm good.

187. What?

188. How can you stop now?

189. Eh, I got everything I

190. need — a limitless supply of

191. mayonnaise, this captivating new

192. hairstyle, and I just learned

193. the best spell of all.

194. What's that?

195. Sleep.

196. Aw, what a lame-o.

197. Bufo, I'm ready to get that big star.

198. To tell true, the last

199. power is not free.

200. Wha?

201. You can't do this to me, man.

202. I've got no money.

203. No. No cash.

204. For the final star, you must

205. take... the pledge of ultimate

206. responsibility.

207. Okay, I'll take that

208. pledge.

209. Are you sure?

210. Perhaps you are not sufficiently familiar with —

211. I'm ready.

212. Well, there may be

213. ramifications that you cannot —

214. just let me take that

215. pledge, man!

216. My word, I've never met

217. someone so irresponsibly

218. responsible.

219. Very well, then.

220. You must... grasp... my hand.

221. That's it? Easy.

222. Whoa!

223. Huh?

224. My big star!

225. Yes! Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

226. Wait. Where am I?

227. Direct your attention to

228. the scale-model orb.

229. Huh?

230. Is that an asteroid heading for

231. this very temple?

232. Yes.

233. It's been heading for this

234. temple for 847 years.

235. Only the magic of the ultimate

236. wizards keeps it from getting

237. any closer.

238. Quickly, add your power to that

239. of the orb.

240. Oh, okay.

241. Whoa!

242. I got it. Now what?

243. Now I release the elder

244. Jeremy from his pledge.

245. Razzamafoo!

246. It's about time.

247. And you take his place

248. for the rest of your natural life.

249. Awesome.

250. Wait. What?

251. This is what you signed

252. up for when you took the...

253. pledge of ultimate

254. responsibility.

255. This is what all the

256. wizard training was about?

257. You tricked me!

258. Young wizard!

259. The asteroid approaches.

260. Oh, yeah, sorry.

261. I tricked you, of

262. course, but would anyone ever

263. volunteer to do this?

264. I'm out.

265. Aw, man, this sucks.

266. Old people, there's got to be a better way.

267. Nope.

268. This is how the ancient ones

269. wanted it.

270. Yeah?

271. I got a younger idea.

272. You fool!

273. Your newfangled thinking will

274. get us all killed!

275. Youth culture forever!

276. Whoa!

277. Hey, have you gone crazy?

278. Get back in the bouncy harness.

279. Sleep.

280. You are —

281. Ultimate wizardry,

282. activate!

283. Uh... hmm.

284. Maybe my footing's off?

285. There you go.

286. I cast dragon eyes...

287. tiger claw...

288. vorpal hand...

289. blazing feet...

290. beauteous wings...

291. and finally, every other power I

292. didn't mention by name!

293. With all my magics combined, I'm

294. powerful enough to move the

295. entire village out of the

296. asteroid's path.

297. I need some help.

298. Jake, awaken!

299. Reflect.

300. Hey, I'm alive.

301. What's that up there?

302. Oh, no!

303. Aw, my stupid young

304. idea will be responsible for

305. hundreds of deaths.

306. It sure will.

307. Huh?

308. Old wizards, you ditched your

309. responsibilities to help me.

310. What? No!

311. We left so we wouldn't be killed

312. by that asteroid.

313. Oh, okay.

314. Um, since you're here already,

315. can you lend me a hand?

316. Huh?

317. Whoo-hoo!

318. Nice job.

319. Thanks to us, the village is saved,

320. and we reclaimed a few of

321. your twilight years.

322. Don't forget to thank me,

323. for this was my plan for

324. all of these 847 years.

325. No way.

326. Your plan was to dupe a

327. succession of rubes into keeping

328. the asteroid at bay.

329. Perhaps you're right.

330. No more giving out free powers.

331. I hereby renounce all magic.

332. My life is over!

333. Chill, man.

334. You don't have to quit your job.

335. I don't?

336. Nah, just don't take

337. credit for ideas that aren't

338. yours.

339. Oh. Okay. Good idea.

340. Glad I thought of it.

341. Hey, naked kid, you want some

342. free... demon heart?

343. Full circle!