1. You guys sure you want
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2. Ahh!
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3. - Ha ha!
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4. You're not too bad
for a human boy.
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5. Not too bad?
I'm better than that.
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6. Huh?
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7. Rrrr-yah!
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8. Jake,
do you hear that?
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9. What'd you say?
Wha! Whoa!
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10. I think someone's
crying.
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11. - Rah! Ha ha!
- Stop! This is serious!
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12. I gotta go find out where that
crying is coming from.
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13. Get back here, you chicken!
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14. What did you call me?
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15. You can't just walk away
from a roughhouse!
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16. Hey! Listen up,
you cold-hearted marauders.
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17. Somebody's out there
crying for help,
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18. and I'm not gonna
ignore that.
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19. Oh, here it comes.
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20. Lay it down, Finn!
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21. A long time ago,
when I was a baby,
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22. I went boom-boom
on a leaf.
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23. Boom! Boom!
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24. Then I fell backwards and sat in
my own boom-boom.
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25. I cried for a day...
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26. but no one came to help me.
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27. That day, I vowed to help
anyone in need,
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28. no matter how small
their problem.
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29. And that's why I need to go.
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30. - Whoo!
- Yeah!
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31. That's what I'm talking
about.
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32. - Yeah!
- Way to go, Finn.
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33. He still cries
when he poops.
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34. Thanks for being cool, guys.
Wait up, Finn!
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35. It's coming from
up there.
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36. Someone must be caught
in that avalanche.
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37. Let's get it on.
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38. So... who's crying?
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39. I am.
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40. Whoa!
Aww. What's wrong, fella?
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41. You crying boulders?
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42. Yes.
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43. I am sad, having been
forced to watch
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44. roughhousing men
for centuries.
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45. Oh! I see.
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46. You're feeling left out, and you
want to roughhouse, too!
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47. Well, I'll take you on,
tough guy.
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48. Come on,
back me up, Jake.
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49. Yeah, do it, Finn!
Hit him with a boulder.
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50. And then hit him
with another rock.
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51. Please!
No roughhousing.
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52. It m-makes me...
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53. so... sad!
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54. What? Why?
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55. Because they're so rough
on each other.
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56. But a smooth,
well-controlled roughhouse
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57. bolsters your guts
and, uh...
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58. rejuvenates the muscle.
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59. No!
It's raunchy and maddening.
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60. All those men and their
disgusting fantastic bodies.
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61. Whoa.
This guy's got problems.
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62. Look, Mommy.
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63. Honey, don't look.
That kid's got problems.
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64. I'll help you, Mountain.
- Whoa! What?
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65. I'll stop those
roughhousers from being rough.
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66. Really?
You'd do that for me?
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67. Yes, sir.
My name's Finn...
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68. and I'm gonna
help you out.
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69. But, Finn, we're not gonna
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70. shut down the roughhouse
for real, are we?
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71. No way, but there's got
to be some kind of solution.
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72. I'll figure this out,
Mountain Man, yep.
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73. Hey, you guys.
- Ah, Finn.
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74. Ready to get destroyed?
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75. N-No.
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76. Uh, wait.
Um...
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77. actually, can you guys
s-stop being so rough?
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78. What?
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79. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you talking about, Finn?
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80. Could you... just tone down
the roughhousing a-a little?
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81. - What?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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82. Hey, it's all right, fellas.
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83. Finn, I'm sure this "tone down
the roughhousing" thing
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84. has something to do
with your boom-boom,
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85. and I can respect that.
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86. But how can we possibly make
roughhousing less rough?
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87. I think I have a perfect idea.
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88. This will soften your punches
for smooth knockouts,
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89. like punching a dream.
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90. Quack! Quack!
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91. Ha ha!
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92. Meow! Meow!
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93. Ha ha!
Pigs on my knees!
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94. Pigs on my knees!
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95. - That's like math. Yeah.
- Mathematical.
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96. What do you think?
Fixed all your problems, right?
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97. No! That was terrible.
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98. Now the men are just
punching animals.
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99. It's worse than before,
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100. and it's in no way
a good solution.
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101. - I'm sorry.
- Well, you should be.
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102. It's not fair to those animals
and it's not fair to me.
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103. I might just start to cry again,
you know?
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104. - Oh, man.
- Come on, Jake.
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105. I gotta give this
another shot.
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106. Finn, this guy seems
like a real nutjob.
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107. You know what I mean?
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108. You don't want to get sucked
into this guy's hang-ups.
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109. Yes, I do, Jake.
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110. That's what I vowed —
to help anyone in need,
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111. no matter how
small their problem.
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112. At least I have to try, brother.
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113. So be it, brother.
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114. Hey, guys, I'm back.
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115. Hey, guys. Guys?
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116. Men, men, please stop
for a second.
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117. Aah!
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118. Men! Boys? Please?
I-I have more to ask of you.
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119. Bros? My bros? Brother?
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120. What?
Did you just pet me?
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121. I'll pet you.
Pet, pet.
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122. Hey!
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123. Pet, pet.
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124. Hey, this is great!
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125. Hey, did you just pet me?
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126. - Yeah! I did!
- Well, I'm petting you back.
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127. W-Whoa.
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128. W-What the...
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129. this is awesome!
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130. All right!
This could be it.
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131. Finn — ha ha ha! —
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132. you're
really mixing things up
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133. in the best of ways today.
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134. Maybe you can solve
everyone's problems,
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135. like a cherub
with his bottom out.
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136. Okay, cool.
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137. Hey, I'm gonna go
tell the mountain.
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138. All right.
I'm gonna...
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139. Mm! Ahh! Mm!
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140. I'm gonna stay here this time.
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141. So everything's fine
this time, right?
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142. Yes! Thank you, Finn.
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143. So the mountain is totally fine
with everybody petting.
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144. I feel great.
- Right on, man.
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145. The marauders are going crazy
over the petting.
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146. They're petting each other raw.
Check 'em out.
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147. That's — okay.
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148. T-That's —
yeah, that's fine.
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149. They look kind of...
rashy.
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150. Hey, Finn!
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151. Hey, man, uh, as you can see,
the petting got sort of...
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152. out of hand.
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153. Stop that!
We are done with that!
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154. We're going back to
roughhousing.
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155. No, wait, fellas.
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156. T-The mountain doesn't like
roughhousing.
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157. Well, we don't like not
roughhousing.
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158. You see the problem here?
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159. Well, what if...
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160. what if we rotate the entire
mountain 180 degrees around
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161. so the mountain's facing
the other direction?
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162. That way, you guys can keep
roughhousing,
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163. and the mountain
doesn't have to watch it.
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164. Sounds fine with me.
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165. What do you say,
Mountain?
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166. That's okay.
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167. Only if you guys
promise to stay healthy
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168. and not roughhouse
after you rotate me.
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169. That mountain can talk?
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170. Just promise him anything.
He's out of his gourd.
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171. Uh... yeah, we'll stay
healthy.
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172. Oh-ho! Thank goodness!
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173. All right, kids, spin me
the math around.
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174. Now I just need to set up
some sort of pulley system.
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175. No! Over here!
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176. Don't turn him around!
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177. If you do, I'll miss looking
at his beautiful back.
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178. It's gorgeous!
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179. Huh? What? Really?
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180. What?
Uh, but — ugh.
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181. Okay, um, maybe
what we can do is —
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182. Excuse me.
- Huh?
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183. We need your help.
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184. There's no music playing, and we
desperately want to dance.
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185. Oh, uh, hold on just
a second, you guys.
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186. I'll, uh, I'll help you out
in one minute, okay?
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187. Hey!
Pipe down over there!
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188. I want some peace and quiet!
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189. Uh, let me just, uh —
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190. - I need to be pollinated.
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191. Pollinated all over
to make my babies.
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192. Everybody, please,
one problem at a time.
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193. My butt's itchy,
but I can't scratch it.
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194. This water's too cold.
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195. Mommy.
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196. Please keep the flies away
from our mommy.
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197. That guy stole our triangle.
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198. They swiped my plum.
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199. We wanna roughhouse.
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200. I'm naked!
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201. What's happening?
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202. Aaah!
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203. Everybody wants
different things,
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204. and some of them
want stuff
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205. that's exactly the thing
the others don't want.
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206. Whoa, dude, hold on.
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207. So this guy wants this,
and that guy wants that,
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208. but, man,
what do you want?
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209. What do you want?
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210. What do you want, baby?
Why are you crying?
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211. Margaret, this baby won't tell
me what's wrong with it,
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212. and it's stuck to a leaf
and it stinks.
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213. Give it here, Joshua.
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214. This baby just needs some love
and kisses to be happy.
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215. Mwah! Mwah-mwah-mwah!
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216. There? See?
Now it's happy.
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217. You just kissed
a boom-boom baby,
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218. so don't expect any more sugar
from me, sweetheart,
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219. until we wash your
dirty, dirty face.
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220. Hmm.
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221. Jake, what I want
is to help anyone in need
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222. so everyone is happy.
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223. Wow, that's pretty corny, man,
but let's do it, dude!
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224. Whoo-hoo!
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225. Ready over there,
Mushroom Gang?
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226. Ready, Finn!
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227. - Ready, dragon?
- Yes, sir!
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228. Ready, Mountain Man?
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229. I'm ready.
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230. Go!
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231. Hey! The flies are leaving!
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232. Eh! Can't hear a thing.
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233. - Yahoo! Yeah!
- Yay.
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234. Oh!
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235. Pollen! Here they come!
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236. Oh! Yeah!
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237. Yeah-hoo-hoo!
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238. Not naked.
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239. Hey, I can't see anything.
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240. Is anyone roughhousing?
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241. - No.
- Radical.
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242. And I can still see
this gorgeous back.
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243. Thank you, Finn.
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244. You really helped everybody.
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245. Stop!
I've got a problem.
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246. Well, what's
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247. This dolphin fell
in love with me.
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248. That's the opposite of
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249. Adventure time!
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