Adventure Time 10x9

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Finn's latest literary work meets with only derision, so he sets out to prove all the naysayers wrong.

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1. J"Adventure Time“ J“

2. I Come on, grab your friends J“

3. J' We're going to very distant lands I

4. J“ With Jake the dog and Finn the human J'

5. J“ The fun will never end r

6. J' It's “Adventure Time“ I

7. "B.R.B. Jake."

8. Hmm. B.R.B.

9. B.R.B. Bring regular babies.

10. Big red balls. No.

11. Beautiful rump burger.

12. What you doing, Finn?

13. Jake left me this note, but I, uh — tsk —

14. I can't remem what the abbreve means.

15. It's for me!

16. This is Jake's special code to tell me he loves me.

17. No, it's something normal like, uh...

18. Be right back.

19. Right! "Be right back!"

20. So dumb.

21. Cool. Jake'll be right back.

22. Look, Finn! My Jake Valentines.

23. He leaves them for me when he goes out.

24. That's cute, BMO.

25. Yeah, I know.

26. Oh, B/e. I love B/e!

27. I'll read some B/e till Jake gets back, I guess.

28. Kee, kee, kee, kee.

29. "What's your favorite food?"

30. "Anything! As long as it's made of cheese!"

31. Aw, man, these comics

32. are like if someone out my soul on a page.

33. Hmm?

34. "You write the caption."

35. Okay!

36. Hmm.

37. Ahh.

38. "Ouch! Hey, this isn't helping."

39. Yeah.

40. Ja—— I mean, BMO!

41. Check this funny caption I just wrote.

42. Hmm.

43. No humor detected.

44. What? No, it's -— it's like...

45. this guy's problem is a tiger biting his foot,

46. and talking to this guy isn't helping!

47. Like, "Ouch! Hey, this isn't helping!"

48. You know, like, it's, you know, like...

49. Was the tiger already biting his foot?

50. Or did the tiger bite his foot after he lay down on the couch?

51. Because that is the bearded man's responsibility.

52. BMO, I love you, but you don't understand comedy.

53. Maybe it's just not funny.

54. This is funny, and I'm gonna prove it!

55. You are?

56. Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty bored, and this is really funny, BMO.

57. Prove it!

58. Fine! I'm going to!

59. Fine! I'll be right here!

60. - Fine! - Fine!

61. — - Bwee—woo—bwee—woo!

62. This is a drill!

63. I repeat, this is a drill!

64. — Oh, no! — A real drill!

65. You two, raise your resinous glaze shields!

66. — Oh, oh, oh, oh! — Oh, oh, oh, oh!

67. Activate the B.H.T. to preserve freshness!

68. We're not ready.

69. Intruder! Intruder!

70. It's our friend Finn.

71. What's all the hubbub, bubs?

72. Oh, just some precautionary exercises

73. in case our primary alarm and defense system fails.

74. Cool. Cool.

75. Hey, can you look at this funny thing I wrote?

76. Oh, sure! I'm fascinated by humor.

77. Hmm.

78. Hmm! Yes.

79. Certainly what this hirsute gentleman needs

80. is a tetanus shot.

81. Excellent point, Finn.

82. No, but... is it funny? Never mind.

83. I don't have time to explain the psychology of humor to you.

84. But I'd like you to read this book.

85. Hey, what do you think you're ——

86. Oh! Princess Bubblegum!

87. Thank you, Princess.

88. "Der Witz Und Seine Beziehung Zum Unterbewussten."

89. "The Joke and His Relation to the Unconscious."

90. It's printed in "Gebrochene Schrift,"

91. which I think is easier on the eyes.

92. "Der Witz Und...

93. Der Witz Und... See—einy...

94. Bezeyhung . . . Zumbevvuzzzz. ..

95. Ugh! Pb's too smart.

96. That's why she doesn't get my joke.

97. I mean... it's funny.

98. It's funny.

99. "Ouch! Hey, this isn't

100. "This isn't helping."

101. Uh, it's super funny.

102. Turbo nerds like Pb just aren't the right audience

103. for this sort of thing, you know?

104. I should show this to normal people, the common folk.

105. The busy woman on the go. The regular Joe or Josephine.

106. Or somebody like Ice King, who's desperate for my approval.

107. Finn, this is so funny!

108. A kitty with big teeth? Come on!

109. Yeah, I didn't draw that, but cool.

110. Well, thanks for —

111. Oh, yeah. But, uh, what if —

112. And I'm just spitballin'.

113. What if it was something more like,

114. "Hey, Doc! I got a caveman in my teeth!"

115. Huh?

116. Ha—ha! Whoo!

117. Heh. Yeah. That's pretty good, I guess.

118. Oh, is this B/e? I love B/e!

119. That one with the two cops

120. who are always accidentally arresting each other!

121. Right? And "Animal Quackers"!

122. I've been mailing them my short stories and comics

123. for as long as I can remember.

124. But, uh, nary a piece published.

125. Nary a piece.

126. Nary a piece!

127. I hate B/e!

128. Sittin' in their ivory towers!

129. They don't know comedy!

130. They don't understand the common folk!

131. The busy woman on the go!

132. The average Joe or Josephine! Right!

133. See? We got the goods, you and I,

134. and they've lost their touch.

135. Hey, if we want them to touch our goods,

136. we should go down there and confront them face—to—face.

137. And ifl get my winning caption printed,

138. everybody will know it's funny!

139. I'm talkin' about you, BMO.

140. But, uh, where do they print B/e?

141. Oh, yeah. I don't, uh...

142. Oh! Oh! Here, hold this.

143. I'll use my... demonic wishing eye!

144. Hello, Ice King.

145. Hello, Wishy!

146. What do you like to wish for?

147. I wish to go to B/e!

148. You go, girl!

149. - Whaaa! - Whaaa!

150. - Whoa.

151. Why don't you just use that thing all the time?

152. Oh, it takes a piece of your soul each time you use it.

153. But look! The legendary Bledquarters!

154. It must be so fun to work here,

155. just sittin' around, making up jokes all day.

156. Hey!

157. Hey.

158. Aww. Who are you?

159. I'm a pudding troll, and I guard this humor magazine.

160. Uhhhh, why?

161. It's... my job.

162. Why is this your job?

163. I... applied?

164. I'm maybe not following you.

165. I think I better escort you off the premises.

166. No! No, no, no. We just want to pitch a cartoon caption!

167. Hey, Big Tina, it's your time to shine, okay?

168. Waahh!

169. Okay, what's our plan here?

170. Maybe if we eat all this ammo,

171. he'll be forced to make more for us.

172. Wait. You can fly!

173. Uh-oh! Angle up, Big Tina!

174. Uh-Oh!

175. Ugh!

176. You win. Fine.

177. I've never let anyone inside before,

178. so! hope you have an amazing pitch.

179. Hey! These are all my submissions!

180. They kept them in a big pile by the door.

181. Seems like a good sign!

182. Well, shoot, man.

183. Looks like everyone here is crazy dead.

184. I've been guarding dead people for 500 years.

185. Wow, I need to sit with that.

186. This means that B/e Magazine is dead, too!

187. Now how am I supposed to prove my caption's funny?

188. Ding—dong!

189. I found B/e 217!

190. We can see what the winning caption was.

191. "I'm going to write you a prescription

192. for one giant club."

193. Pfft!

194. It's about time us young guns took the reins.

195. Hello, boys.

196. Now let's roll these presses one last time.

197. Our very own Ble Magazine.

198. And it's a pretty good issue, too.

199. We got that nice cover you did,

200. my short story, "Fionna and Cake: Baby Detectives,"

201. some, looks like, pudding jokes...

202. Big Tina wrote those!

203. "Fionna and Cake:

204. Baby Detectives Go to College”...

205. and, of course, your caption!

206. Wow! It looks amazing in print.

207. Guys, I'm gonna be honest,

208. just speaking as an average Josephine,

209. I really don't get that caption.

210. Maybe it doesn't matter if my caption is funny or not.

211. I think I just wanted to be part of Ble.

212. It's something I've been a fan of for so long.

213. And maybe we can bring it back.

214. There's no reason it can't have a new dawn.

215. A Blennaissance!

216. Okay, boys, close her down!

217. No, you're right. Can't be nostalgic!

218. Man, that caption was amazing in my head.

219. Maybe I'm not a very funny person.

220. Like, I got low comedy stats.

221. That's kind of a bummer.

222. Yo, BMO. Check it out!

223. I got Ble to publish my caption,

224. even though I don't need you to think I'm funny anymo-

225. Aaaaah!

226. [Rip!I

227. Whoa! Aaaaah!

228. J“ Come along with me I

229. r And the butterflies and bees J'

230. This party is so crazy!