1. J"Adventure Time“ J“Copy !req
2. I Come on, grab your friends J“Copy !req
3. J' We're going to
very distant lands ICopy !req
4. J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J'Copy !req
5. J“ The fun will never end rCopy !req
6. J' It's “Adventure Time“ ICopy !req
7. Whew.Copy !req
8. A goblet of sparkling
apple juice for milady.Copy !req
9. Thanks, Finn.Copy !req
10. Hey... where'd you get
this goblet?Copy !req
11. Oh, uh, I think we won it
in a fight with an octopusCopy !req
12. we were fighting in, like,
a sea cave full of treasure?Copy !req
13. No.Copy !req
14. It was from when BMO was
playing dress-up.Copy !req
15. It reminds me
of a cup my uncle used to have.Copy !req
16. You mean your Uncle Gumbald,
right?Copy !req
17. Do tell.Copy !req
18. You never talk
about your family.Copy !req
19. I don't know.Copy !req
20. Families are tricky.Copy !req
21. You guys know what I mean,
right?Copy !req
22. We have to go back a ways,
like 800 years ago.Copy !req
23. Help!Copy !req
24. Help me!Copy !req
25. Oh, goodness me.Copy !req
26. Someone please help me.Copy !req
27. I'm a defenseless little goblin
surrounded by all this loot.Copy !req
28. Boo-hoe.Copy !req
29. Oh, you poor thing.
Here.Copy !req
30. Have a drink to ease your nerves
while I untie you.Copy !req
31. Pfft!Copy !req
32. Aah!Copy !req
33. The time for faking is over now.Copy !req
34. Give me all your stuff.Copy !req
35. What?Copy !req
36. You brought a peashooter
to a techno-harpoon fight?Copy !req
37. - Aah!Copy !req
38. Aah—aah-aaah!Copy !req
39. Mm?Copy !req
40. Another close call today, Neddy.Copy !req
41. Neddy, you sweet chicken.Copy !req
42. It was a lot different
back in the Mother Gum.Copy !req
43. — We all had each other's backs.Copy !req
44. I'm going to make more of us,
Neddy.Copy !req
45. I know you don't care,
and that's fine.Copy !req
46. But I need to be
around people like me.Copy !req
47. O—kay!Copy !req
48. This is it, Neddy.Copy !req
49. We're getting relatives!Copy !req
50. It worked!Copy !req
51. Your name's Aunt Lolly!Copy !req
52. A pleasure to meet you, dear.Copy !req
53. And you're Cousin Chicle.
You're a full 2.3 meters tall.Copy !req
54. Naturally. I am a gentleman
of high standing.Copy !req
55. Oh, Cousin Chicle.Copy !req
56. And finally, Uncle Gumbald!Copy !req
57. This is your favorite mug.Copy !req
58. Ah, yes.Copy !req
59. I'm your great uncle.Copy !req
60. The mug proclaims it so.Copy !req
61. Aren't they great, Neddy?Copy !req
62. You'll be my protectors,
my advisers, my family.Copy !req
63. Hmm.Copy !req
64. I'm heading out, Neddy.
What?Copy !req
65. What?Copy !req
66. What?Copy !req
67. Morning, small niece.Copy !req
68. Uncle Gumbald,
the taffy trees are gone!Copy !req
69. I know.
I chopped 'em down last night.Copy !req
70. Yesterday,
I realized these treesCopy !req
71. were not being utilized
to their full potential,Copy !req
72. so I elected to build
this cabin.Copy !req
73. This is but the first stepCopy !req
74. in building my glorious
new candy city.Copy !req
75. I've already drawn up
the plans for it.Copy !req
76. All of this will be apartments.Copy !req
77. And did you notice
the family crest I designed?Copy !req
78. It's a "G" for, uh..."Gum."Copy !req
79. Why does it look like your head?Copy !req
80. You're such a curious
little girl.Copy !req
81. We're a lifestyle brand now.Copy !req
82. Success!Copy !req
83. Now instead of worrying
about his dumb city,Copy !req
84. Uncle can come here
to picnic, swim,Copy !req
85. and, uh... fish!Copy !req
86. Welcome to life, Candyfish.Copy !req
87. I can't breathe air!Copy !req
88. Bonnie!Copy !req
89. What have you done
to my building site?Copy !req
90. I made us a butterscotch lake
and a fish to live in it.Copy !req
91. But that's where
the gift shop was gonna go.Copy !req
92. Now it's just gonna be
volleyballs, water skis,Copy !req
93. and shrimp cocktails.Copy !req
94. Sounds nice.Copy !req
95. Did you say you "made"
this creature?Copy !req
96. Come on.Copy !req
97. You'll appreciate him more
once you watch him swim around.Copy !req
98. Bonnibel... you've micromanaged
me for the last time.Copy !req
99. Huh?Copy !req
100. Hmm.Copy !req
101. I think it's time for Bonnie
to be re—branded.Copy !req
102. Niece, now that I've had
to stare at it for weeks,Copy !req
103. I've got to admit that
your lake was a very good idea.Copy !req
104. - Ja! Sehr gut!
- Very wunderbar.Copy !req
105. Oh, I'm so happy.Copy !req
106. We got you a gift to say thanks.Copy !req
107. It's right outside, Prinzessin.Copy !req
108. You got me a car?Copy !req
109. Yes, a car.Copy !req
110. But also... a boyfriend!Copy !req
111. Hi, babe. Beep beep!Copy !req
112. Wait, what?Copy !req
113. All right, you nut.
Have fun on your date.Copy !req
114. Date?Copy !req
115. - Let's go, babe.Copy !req
116. Beep beep!Copy !req
117. What a naive little child.Copy !req
118. Date's over, babe.Copy !req
119. Pick you up tomorrow
to get matching tattoos.Copy !req
120. I'm back
from that terrible date.Copy !req
121. Hello?Copy !req
122. Thank you for comingCopy !req
123. to the mandatory
optimization meeting.Copy !req
124. Tonight, we address...Copy !req
125. the "Bonnie problem."Copy !req
126. Bonnie problem?Copy !req
127. Our future city is on course
to be a rousing success,Copy !req
128. barring only one obstacle ——Copy !req
129. our complete lack
of competent leadership.Copy !req
130. BB's the leader?
I thought she was a mime.Copy !req
131. 'Cause I never hear
a word she says.Copy !req
132. - Oh, Cousin Chicle!
- Oh, Cousin Chicle!Copy !req
133. Dang, Chicle, that's cold.Copy !req
134. I have formulated a happy juice
that will render herCopy !req
135. as docile and simple-minded
as her cutie BF,Copy !req
136. young Mr. Creampuff.Copy !req
137. All we have to do is sprinkle
some of this on her breakfast,Copy !req
138. and we'll be in charge.Copy !req
139. Let us celebrate
with coup d'etat cupcakes.Copy !req
140. Poisoned cakes.Copy !req
141. Where am I?Copy !req
142. Oh, right, the poison.Copy !req
143. I don't know what's happening!Copy !req
144. - Whee! Wheel
- Whee! Whee!Copy !req
145. Ah! My first candy employees.Copy !req
146. What have you done?Copy !req
147. This isn't
what I made you to be.Copy !req
148. No, you wanted us to be
lowly pet fish,Copy !req
149. swimming
in your narcissistic pond.Copy !req
150. But I am your equal!Copy !req
151. You're not like me.
You're bad.Copy !req
152. I am the future.Copy !req
153. Come on, Bonnie.
Don't run away from happiness.Copy !req
154. I'm going to fix you.Copy !req
155. And then I'm going to fix
that sniveling gumwad, Neddy.Copy !req
156. Don't touch my brother!Copy !req
157. A pea—shooter?Copy !req
158. The juice!Copy !req
159. Nooooo!Copy !req
160. Hey!
Where's the party?Copy !req
161. What a mess.Copy !req
162. But they do seem happier now,
so unburdened and pliable.Copy !req
163. You, the crunchy ball,
dance for me.Copy !req
164. Sure.Copy !req
165. Come on, lady.
Do the crunchy dance.Copy !req
166. Oh, Crunchy.Copy !req
167. Sure, I'll dance
with my candy people.Copy !req
168. Yay for the lady!Copy !req
169. Call me... Princess.Copy !req
170. Hurrah!Copy !req
171. Whoa, for real?Copy !req
172. Like I said,
families are tricky.Copy !req
173. BMO!
Where did you get this cup?Copy !req
174. From that guy!
The guy on the cup!Copy !req
175. The guy whose face
is on the cup, that guy!Copy !req
176. J“ Come along with me ICopy !req
177. r And the butterflies and bees J'Copy !req
178. This party is so crazy!Copy !req