1. J"Adventure Time“ J“
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2. I Come on, grab your friends J“
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3. J' We're going to
very distant lands I
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4. J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J'
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5. J“ The fun will never end r
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6. J' It's “Adventure Time“ I
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7. J“ C—C—C—C—Clam Rap J“
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8. J“ Juicy like nectar J“
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9. I My name is Neptr J
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10. J“ I stay rapping no matter
what the weather J“
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11. J“ I'm by the fire 'cause
it's hot like a dryer J“
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12. Clams and rappin'.
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13. Doesn't get any better
than this, right, Phoebe?
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14. It's actually my first Clam Rap.
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15. J“ Clams, clams J“
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16. J“ Ate this plate of clams J“
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17. J“ Utensils weren't provided J“
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18. J“ So I had to use my hands J“
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19. J“ I'm gonna be unhappy J“
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20. J“ If it happens agains J“
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21. Boom!
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22. Princess, what you got?
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23. Yeah, dump it in, stir it up.
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24. J“ I'm like a
library book, so check me out J“
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25. J“ Read my front and back cover
so you know what I'm about J“
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26. J“ I'm straight droolin',
spittin' out rhymes J“
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27. J“ People gather 'round
and they're waitin' in lines J“
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28. J I got a lot of combinations
of words to throw J“
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29. J“ To let you know I got glow J“
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30. J“ I said it 'cause
you just don't know J“
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31. J“ 50 what now,
what's up, what's up, bro? J“
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32. J“ You beat me fair and square J“
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33. J“ 'Cause maybe
somethings in the air J“
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34. J“ I'm wearing unlucky shoes,
not my favorite pair J“
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35. Hello, there, young lady.
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36. I heard you lay down
some serious rhymes earlier.
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37. My card.
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38. Victor Marilyn?
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39. I'm a talent scout by trade,
and, uh...
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40. And I'd love to book you for a
big-time rap battle next week -—
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41. Rap Fest Aid.
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42. Whoa.
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43. I've never heard
of Rap Fest Aid.
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44. It sure sounds like
the big time.
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45. But before I can
book you anywhere,
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46. I'm gonna have to have you sign
some waivers and release forms.
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47. Boilerplate stuff.
Don't bother reading it.
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48. Okay.
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49. Okay.
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50. I'll get this paperwork
processed,
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51. and we'll be in business.
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52. Toronto!
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53. Yes, it's me!
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54. And I am making my move from
second banana to top dog.
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55. As stated in the contract
that you just signed,
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56. if you lose Rap Fest Aid,
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57. the Fire Kingdom
becomes my property.
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58. What?
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59. Aw, don't worry.
Look at this mug.
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60. You could out—rap him
any day of the week.
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61. Oh, you won't be facing me.
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62. You'll have to beat the most
gifted rapper of our time.
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63. Son of Rap Bear!
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64. See you in a week.
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65. — Son of Rap Bear?
— Son of Rap Bear?
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66. I wonder if he's any relation
to Rap Bear.
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67. Rap Bear lives in there?
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68. It's surprisingly nice.
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69. Knock, knock.
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70. Who's there?
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71. Rap Bear.
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72. What happened?
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73. My son and I
were having Sunday dinner.
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74. We were lightly rapping
back and forth.
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75. It turned into a rap battle.
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76. He threw out rhyme after rhyme.
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77. I couldn't keep up.
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78. You got beat by your own son?
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79. Are his rap powers
that much greater than yours?
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80. Yes.
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81. Why are you asking about my son?
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82. Flame Princess
is going up against him
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83. one-on—one
in a freestyle battle.
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84. That kid will take you apart.
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85. He rapped my legs off.
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86. Rap Bear,
Son of Rap Bear's father,
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87. said his son, Son of Rap Bear,
would be at tonight's open mic.
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88. Dude, let's sit back here.
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89. J“ You're a small bear J“
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90. J“ With fuzzy hair over there J“
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91. J“ Get away from me,
I don't wanna share my air J“
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92. J“ Doesn't matter where,
anywhere, everywhere with you J“
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93. J“ Chop you in two
with my rap kung fu J“
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94. Are you scared of me?
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95. Boo!
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96. J“ You're like a
cookie who's about to crumble J“
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97. J“ Your rapping is stale J“
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98. J“ Also, you mumble J“
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99. J“ Did you just make a mistake
smellin' like a cake J“
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100. J“ Who just stumbled into
a lyrical rumble? J“
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101. J Your raps causes naps J
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102. J“ You look a little frail
and you're about to collapse J“
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103. J“ You'll know you got beat when
you hear the people's claps J“
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104. — Whoa.
— Whoa.
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105. Look who decided
to come out to play.
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106. The news on the streets is
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107. you're gonna battle me
at Rap Fest Aid.
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108. This is a joke, right?
Hear me out.
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109. What are you even gonna
rap about?
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110. J“ You've been in a bottle
since the age of 2 J“
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111. J I got shampoo
more worldly than you J“
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112. J I will do laps
around your raps J
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113. J I crush my opponents
and collect their caps J
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114. J“ If you wanna keep yours on,
I suggest you run J
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115. J People holla at me
because I'm number one J
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116. Son of Rap Bear is right.
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117. I haven't traveled the world
or done anything really.
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118. Finn! Let's go on
some adventures!
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119. What?
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120. It would really help me build up
some quick life experience.
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121. I don't know if life is like
a test you can cram for.
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122. This is for my kingdom.
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123. I've got to try.
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124. Unh. Yo.
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125. J Went along with Finn
from mission to mission J
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126. J To win the battle
for the Fire Kingdom J“
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127. J Worked at Pizza Sassy
'cause I'm not too classy J
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128. J“ Climbed a rock, had to mind
the clock, ticktock J
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129. J I go with Starchy,
I hunt ghosts J
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130. J I blow fire
with my saxophone J“
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131. J I'm a submarine teen,
ain't nothin' I ain't seen J
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132. J All around I'm known,
I'm the girl on the throne J
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133. J Givin' back rubs, in the
bathtubs, hittin' math clubs J“
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134. J“ Makin mad grub
to outspit a rap cub J
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135. J When I'm done with
Son of Rap Bear J
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136. J He's gonna need new shins J
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137. J Unh, yeah, I'm experienced J
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138. J Solid like a pebble
in aquarium J
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139. J I drop knowledge like I'm
Bubblegum if she was librarian J
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140. That was good!
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141. I thought trying new things
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142. would make me new
and interesting,
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143. but I just feel like a hack.
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144. Maybe there is an interesting
thing about you
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145. that you just don't realize.
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146. Like how Neptr only just found
out there is a face on his can,
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147. and now he thinks the can
is his conjoined twin.
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148. I don't expect you to understand
the bond I share with my family.
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149. Family.
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150. No room for the body.
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151. Let's make him swim.
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152. Knock, knock.
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153. Is that you, bun bun?
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154. — Aah!
— Hi, Dad.
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155. You're not here to put me back
in lantern jail, are you?
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156. I guess I wanted to talk.
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157. Oh.
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158. It seems like lots changed
since I last saw you.
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159. Maybe we actually have a shot
at putting the past behind us
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160. and, I don't know,
being normal with each other.
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161. I know exactly
what you're saying.
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162. I've totally gotten over being
in lantern jail, so we're good.
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163. Well, I was kind of hoping
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164. you could acknowledge
hurting me, like —
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165. Phoebes, come on.
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166. It's better to be thankful
for what you have now —
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167. an awesome chipmunk dad.
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168. Uh, I'm gonna put on some music.
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169. You're totally welcome
to listen, or not.
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170. Totally up to you.
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171. So you won't even apolo—
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172. - ... gize?
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173. J Water chestnuts
roasting in my gut J
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174. J Acorn squash you
with a peanut butter cup J“
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175. J I'll tell you
what's the diff—er—ence J
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176. J“ Between a legume and a nut J
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177. J One goes in your mouth
and the other out your butt J“
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178. J Just put the cash into my
stash and I give you cashew J
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179. J Put your face in my
almond butter paste, yo J
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180. —
J Pecan can do J
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181. J Or pecan you don't, bro J
— Drama.
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182. J On your way out,
take a pistachio J
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183. What's up, Rap Fest Aid?
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184. Ladies and gentlemen,
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185. welcome to the battle
for the Fire Kingdom!
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186. To my left,
we have the Flame Princess.
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187. And to my right,
the reigning champion,
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188. Son of Rap Bear!
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189. Yo.
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190. And go, Son of Rap Bear.
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191. J Yo, I'm a word wizard J
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192. J I'm Son of Rap Bear J“
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193. J“ But you're a fire hazard,
maybe I should be scared J
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194. J I mean, I do hear
you're dangerous J
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195. J“ When your temper flares J
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196. J Do guys even date you or just
cook wieners in your hair J
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197. J I guess there was that fire
guy that wanted to marry you J“
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198. J Was it Don Jon
with the big guns? J
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199. J Oh, but you're not into
macho men, are you? J
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200. J You like 'em soft and round
like cinnamon—flavored buns J
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201. He's good.
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202. J I got more rhymes in my hair
than you ever will J
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203. J You better run away
like it's a fire drill J
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204. J“ You're so lame and stinky,
more spark from my pinky J
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205. J I'm a flaming master J“
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206. J I'm... slinky, hinky J
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207. Oh, Glob.
What am I saying?
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208. She's choking.
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209. Oh.
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210. Hi, Phoebe!
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211. Huh?
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212. Dad, you came to see me rap?
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213. No, I had no idea
you were in this.
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214. Isn't that crazy?
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215. Don't feel bad about losing,
though!
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216. He's way out of your league!
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217. Dad!
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218. Why the heck did I even try
to talk to you?
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219. J“ You only ever cared about
things like koalas J
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220. J And chipmunks
and baby kangaroos J
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221. J It's actually pretty sad J
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222. J“ I mean, I usurped you
when I was 14 J“
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223. J I thought
we could be friends J“
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224. J I don't know
what I was thinking J
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225. J I don't need you or anyone J
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226. J 'Cause I'm the real
Flame King J
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227. —
- Get it, girl!
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228. And as for Son of Rap Bear...
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229. J You're so unoriginal, you put
your own dad in a wheelchair J
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230. J Just so you could steal his
name and ride on his fame J
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231. J But without it, you're just
a sad kid full of hot air J“
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232. Hmm.
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233. J Y'all can try to bully me
or scam me, I don't care J
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234. J As if being a jerk's gonna
make you dummies happy J
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235. J But my kingdom ain't
a commodity, Toronto J
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236. J It's a part of me J
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237. J So sorry, you can't take
what isn't owned by me J
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238. J So take him away J
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239. Boom.
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240. I get it!
She owned him!
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241. The winner is Son of Rap Bear!
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242. J I thought I was the Glob
of rap, rivaled by none J
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243. J But I'm more like bubble wrap
'cause she squashed me for fun J
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244. She's actually not bad.
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245. Hey, honey!
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246. You're actually not bad!
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247. tht!
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248. J Come along with me J
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249. J And the butterflies and bees J
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250. This party is so crazy!
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