1. J"Adventure Time“ J“
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2. I Come on, grab your friends J“
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3. J' We're going to
very distant lands I
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4. J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J'
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5. J“ The fun will never end r
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6. J' It's “Adventure Time“ I
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7. —
- Huh?
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8. I was just sipping my coffee.
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9. Oh.
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10. I am also excited about today.
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11. Oh, yeah?
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12. Today is the first day
of my new job.
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13. What's your new job, BMO?
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14. Yeah, are you a spy?
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15. You know,
'cause of the overcoat?
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16. I'm a door—to-door salesman.
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17. - Oh.
- Oh.
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18. What are you selling?
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19. I've got so many great things.
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20. Like for the man about town,
this piece of lint.
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21. I'll take it.
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22. Hooray! My first sale!
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23. That'll be four doubloons.
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24. Can I pay you later?
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25. Mm, the customer
is always right!
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26. Good attitude, BMO.
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27. Well, gentlemen...
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28. got to chop that wood.
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29. It's Ice King.
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30. I know.
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31. Oh!
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32. Okay, wish me luck, fellas,
even though I don't need —
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33. - Aah!
—Aah!
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34. —
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35. - Aw.
- Aw.
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36. Boy, this is great, huh?
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37. You and me
out in the fresh air?
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38. Now, the key
to being a tip-top salesman
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39. is to get the ol' foot
in the door.
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40. Bodies don't talk, Ice King.
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41. Well, mine does.
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42. Okay, then.
Ifl say, "My feet hurt,"
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43. you can go, "Woof woof."
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44. That's my dogs barking.
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45. BMO, I think we're gonna make
an unbeatable team.
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46. Yeah, yeah! Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
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47. "Chapter 3 —
No Time For Sleeping.
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48. Elizabeth's heart was racing
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49. like a water mill
after spring thaw.
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50. She knew her enemies
were coming for her, but when?
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51. Suddenly, there was a knock
at the door."
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52. - Oh!
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53. Oh. Oh, my goodness.
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54. Someone's at the door.
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55. That's all.
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56. Hello.
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57. Tree Trunks,
how are your children?
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58. Can you believe this weather?
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59. So polite.
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60. Please, please come in.
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61. You have a lovely home.
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62. Here, have some apple pie.
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63. Oh, thank you.
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64. Now, what can I do for you?
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65. Oh, well, I'd like to show you
what I'm selling today.
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66. Okay, we have a broken branch,
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67. a half-eaten sandwich,
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68. oh, another ball of lint.
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69. Another?
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70. These are selling
like red hots.
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71. A dust bunny —— That's like
a cage-free ball of lint.
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72. A doll's head,
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73. and a little velvet bag,
tied tight at the top.
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74. I'll take the branch.
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75. My loose cash is up there
in the flower jar.
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76. Help yourself.
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77. Ohh!
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78. —
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79. You have a lovely home.
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80. - Aah!
- Whoa!
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81. What'd you buy, honey bunch?
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82. A branch.
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83. Huh.
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84. Huh? Oh.
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85. Ah, Tree Trunks,
you're a financial genius.
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86. I can't believe
we unloaded that branch.
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87. It wasn't even our best one.
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88. Oh, my.
Shield my eyes from the sun.
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89. Why?
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90. Because I think I see
our next customer.
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91. Those nuts could be ours.
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92. Excuse me, little boy!
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93. How are your children?
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94. Ice King, duck.
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95. Jump.
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96. Right.
Right again.
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97. Left.
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98. Jump, jump—
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99. Left. Right.
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100. Left.
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101. Ice King, you're doing so good.
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102. You have not
bumped into anything.
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103. BMO, where's the customer?
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104. Oh, no.
I was so excited
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105. about you not bumping into
anything, I lost the customer.
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106. Ice King, I think we are lost.
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107. Look.
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108. A house.
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109. All I see
is the inside of this coat.
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110. And... stop.
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111. Knock politely.
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112. Mysterious sentinel,
you have a lovely home.
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113. Turn.
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114. How are your children?
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115. Hello.
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116. I'm a door-to-door salesman,
ma'am.
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117. Oh, excuse my indigestion.
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118. Ouch!
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119. I have some wonderful
new products,
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120. like, uh, this ball of lint.
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121. No, wait,
this is the dust bunny. Uh...
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122. Oh, oh!
I know — this velvet bag.
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123. Did I mention
that it contains Finn's teeth?
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124. Please, let's go in the parlor,
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125. Where we can be
more comfortable.
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126. And you're sure
these are Finn's teeth?
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127. Yes.
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128. The same Finn
who serves Princess Bubblegum,
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129. obstructs my plans,
and plagues my thoughts?
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130. Yes.
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131. Finn the human's teeth.
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132. That's a BMO guarantee.
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133. Psst! Does Finn know
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134. you have his teeth?
Because I don't think —
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135. Hey!
I'm trying to close a sale here.
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136. I hope you accept silver.
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137. I can pay you immediately.
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138. Yes, my pretties.
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139. Poor, little guy.
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140. Still wearing out
the shoe leather
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141. trying to make just one more
lousy sale before coming home.
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142. He'll feel better after we have
a little party for him.
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143. Still, it's tough
seeing your kid
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144. get his heart set on doing
something he really sucks at.
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145. Hello, boys.
Meet the salesman of the year.
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146. Or maybe of the decade.
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147. The Chinese food is on me.
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148. I mean, check out the loot.
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149. It's real.
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150. What the heck did you sell
to get this silver goblet?
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151. Just a line of smooth talk
and pipe dreams.
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152. Oh, and a set
of human baby teeth.
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153. Where'd you even get
a set of human baby teeth?
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154. Human baby teeth!
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155. BMO!
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156. Branches and lint
are moving like cray, Jake.
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157. Oh, sure,
I sold your baby teeth.
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158. I could sell any part of you.
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159. These were, like,
the only things I had left
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160. from when I was a little kid.
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161. Hey, you know what?
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162. We'll just go buy back
those little pearly whites.
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163. I'm sure whoever bought them
is like,
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164. "Why did I buy these things?"
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165. What possible use
could some guy have
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166. for a set of human baby teeth?
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167. Unless he's an evil sorcerer
or a mad scientist.
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168. He wasn't a mad scientist,
was he?
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169. — Well...
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170. Stay back, baby Finns.
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171. Aah!
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172. They're made out of some kind
of hard tooth-like material.
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173. Ouch. Ouch!
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174. Ice King,
freeze these nightmare babies.
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175. I'm not allowed
to wear my crown.
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176. It's against BMO's dress code.
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177. Just don't let them
climb into your mouth!
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178. Hey, there, bitey boys.
Get off of there.
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179. Where's your baby manners?
Eek.
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180. Hmm.
Maybe I sold too well.
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181. Hey, you're a great salesman.
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182. Evil babies are not
a problem for you.
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183. They're an opportunity.
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184. Yeah.
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185. Where did I put those ——
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186. Oh, here they are.
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187. Gentlemen, could I interest you
in a couple of sledgehammers?
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188. Perfect for smashing through
minerals or composites.
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189. - I'll take one.
- Me, too!
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190. Great decision.
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191. A little tap is all it takes.
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192. These baby-smashing hammers
are great.
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193. I'm sorry I caused such a mess.
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194. It's very bad for business.
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195. Well, time to call it a day.
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196. The ice man Ieaveth.
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197. Hey, wait.
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198. See you tomorrow. . partner.
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199. Until tomorrow.
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200. Yeah, you're not
doing this tomorrow.
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201. Hmm. In retrospect, the attack
would have worked much better
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202. were they not baby teeth.
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203. J“ Come along with me I
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204. r And the butterflies and bees J'
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205. This party is so crazy!
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