1. J"Adventure Time“ J“
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2. I Come on, grab your friends J“
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3. J' We're going to
very distant lands I
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4. J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J'
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5. J“ The fun will never end r
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6. J' It's “Adventure Time“ I
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7. Okay, Starchy.
Now!
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8. I'm on it!
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9. Do I —- Do I just pull
this lever?
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10. - No!
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11. I'm on it!
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12. Excellent.
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13. These photos
will help us find out
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14. what sort of forces
Gumbald has amassed
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15. before we mobilize our troops.
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16. What's that, clear?
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17. These photos
will help us find out -—
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18. I'm glad there's going to be
another proper war
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19. before I kick the bucket.
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20. Wipe 'em out!
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21. - Hey, Princess.
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22. Finn, you donked up my recon!
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23. I've got some important stuff
to say.
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24. I don't think going to war
with your uncle is a good idea.
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25. I don't have any choice.
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26. By building an army,
he's forcing my hand.
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27. It seems to me that all these
rhubarbs down through history
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28. don't do nobody no good.
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29. Finn, we all love
how sweet you are,
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30. but sometimes
we just have to buckle down
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31. and do things the ugly way.
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32. Excuse me.
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33. It's gonna happen, son.
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34. Best thing to do
is sharpen your sword
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35. and stock up on flower wreaths.
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36. You're dark, Colonel Candy Corn.
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37. How'd it go?
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38. No good.
Pb is on the road to war.
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39. Jake, it's up to us to fix
things with Uncle Gumbald.
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40. Didn't he try to kill you
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41. with monsters made
out of your own baby teeth?
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42. —
— Take that, banana face!
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43. Uh, take this,
you banana... face.
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44. Does everyone have to get
caught up in this mentality?
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45. I'm going to march
right over to Gumbaldia
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46. on a last-ditch
diplomatic mission.
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47. Want to come?
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48. Do I?
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49. — This is cute, right?
- You bet!
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50. And that's
the number-one priority
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51. for kick—butt diplomacy —
the cuteness offensive!
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52. Hey, this is kinda backwards,
right?
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53. How so?
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54. I used to be all about violence.
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55. Now it's like I'm different.
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56. You're a beautiful flower,
and I love to watch you grow.
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57. Halt!
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58. Gumbald?
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59. None shall pass.
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60. Fern.
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61. Cuteness offensive.
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62. Okay.
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63. I don't wanna fight!
I'm just here to see your boss.
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64. Fern, I know we have beef,
but let's just talk.
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65. I didn't even know
you were alive.
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66. You thought you had beaten me?
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67. Me?
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68. Cool sword.
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69. Fern, stop!
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70. I used to want to be you.
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71. Now I'm a better you!
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72. I've proved it.
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73. There's nothing you have
that I don't.
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74. Bark! Bark, bark, bark, bark!
Bark, bark, baraaaah!
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75. Boys! Boys!
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76. Stop all this roughhousing!
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77. Yes, Aunt Lolly.
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78. "Aunt Lolly." She sounds
kind of like Mom, yeah?
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79. Hey!
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80. She was my mom, too!
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81. I know, man.
We're like family.
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82. So why are we fighting?
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83. Sorry about him.
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84. Now, what's a sweet boy like you
doing here?
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85. I'm trying to stop
this ridiculous war.
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86. I mean, this whole thing
is crazy, right?
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87. Between you and me, honey,
I don't want war, either.
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88. Gumbald is becoming
so paranoid and erratic.
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89. All he talks about is baking
that wretched, wretched cake.
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90. Maybe you can talk
some sense into him.
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91. Did you say he's baking a cake?
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92. Aah! A breach!
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93. But my secret plan
is to never die!
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94. So, it begins.
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95. Wait!
I'm a diplomacy boy today!
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96. Gumbald!
He's just here to talk.
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97. Traitor!
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98. I think we can trust him.
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99. — Stop.
— I'll hear your case, boy,
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100. but I've got a busy day.
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101. We'll have to walk and talk.
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102. Look, PB doesn't want
to attack you.
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103. You're gum
from the same sidewalk.
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104. Like, just look at this bomb
secret laboratory over here.
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105. This is exactly the kind
of thing Pb would have!
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106. Then why is she building up
her arms?
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107. You see this?
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108. This is her forcing my hand.
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109. But that's exactly
what she's saying.
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110. You're both so unreasonable.
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111. You want unreasonable?
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112. Get a load of my unreasonably
bad boy battle automaton!
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113. Her name is The Cake.
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114. My niece would never have
the ambition
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115. for a project like this.
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116. But ambition is my whole deal!
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117. You want a closer look, boy?
I grant it to you.
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118. This magnificent dessert
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119. shall make the whole war
relatively swift and painless.
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120. So there's truly nothing
I can say to change your mind?
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121. Princess Bubblegum
has made her bed,
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122. and now she must lie in it
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123. but not get back up
because she'll be dead.
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124. I was wrong about you.
You're nothing like Bonnie.
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125. Wait. She'll have her cake
and eat it, too...
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126. because she'll be dead.
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127. The Cake makes her dead!
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128. —
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129. — UNCLE GUMBALD: What the -—
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130. No! No, no, no, no, no!
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131. Aah!
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132. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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133. The pain is astonishing.
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134. You could have let me die
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135. and saved your princess
a lot of trouble.
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136. Maybe there is a way
to co—exist after all.
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137. Hey—o.
That's what I like to hear.
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138. Sorry. I'm worried if I turn my
neck, my head might snap off.
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139. So Jake is literally inside me,
controlling my body,
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140. and I'm standing in front of
my girlfriend's entire family.
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141. No!
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142. This is my first—ever
girlfriend.
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143. I really want her to like me.
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144. So then I made him do
a diaper baby dance!
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145. You're as funny as me,
the funny one!
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146. Thanks, Chicle.
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147. But if I could get serious
for a second.
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148. No need, Finn.
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149. Your example has said more
than words ever could.
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150. Chicle,
fetch the celebration bucket.
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151. I declare all hostilities
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152. between Gumbaldia
and the Candy Kingdom ended.
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153. - Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!
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154. Celebration bucket!
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155. Be sure to give Bonnie a big hug
from me when you tell her.
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156. - You guys are goofballs.
- Blblblblbl!
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157. Don't look at me!
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158. Now, there's a guy who ——
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159. who really cares about his hair!
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160. Oh, Cousin Chicle!
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161. Man, I almost thought that was
something really serious.
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162. I don't believe it.
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163. A signed peace treaty?
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164. Finn, you're amazing!
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165. I could hug you right no——
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166. Did you stop at a craft store
on the way here?
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167. Oh, the glitterjuice.
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168. It's part of a weird Gumbaldia
treaty—signing ritual.
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169. Once I got to know him, your
uncle was actually pretty cool.
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170. As I get older,
I see the most important thing
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171. is to empathize
with my friends and enemies,
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172. like, co—exist
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173. instead of cutting off
people's heads and stuff.
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174. Peps?
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175. You've been doused with
Gumbald's dumdum solution!
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176. Gumbald!
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177. Where are you going!
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178. - Candy citizens,
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179. we are going to war!
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180. Hoopty hoo, hoopty hey!
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181. Let's cut 'em up, folks!
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182. I donked up.
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183. Don't halt.
Continue running.
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184. I command it.
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185. My thanks to you all
for joining me here today.
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186. Hope you're enjoying
the hors d'oeuvres.
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187. It seems that the Princess
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188. avoided our attempt
at a peaceful resolution.
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189. But it was still a good plan...
Aunt Lolly.
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190. This magnificent dessert
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191. shall make the whole war
relatively swift and painless.
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192. Eh, I love to plan.
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193. Hey.
What's a plan?
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194. Oh, Cousin Chicle,
you've still got it.
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195. Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time to unleash plan B
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196. my formidable legion
of Candy Kingdom haters.
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197. Ricardio.
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198. Bandit Princess.
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199. Samantha the warrior dog.
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200. Peace Master.
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201. Me-Mow.
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202. Pete Sassafras.
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203. Ash the Warlock.
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204. Sir Slicer.
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205. Scorcher.
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206. The Green Knight.
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207. And finally...
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208. the Iced King.
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209. Uh, I think I might be here
by mistake.
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210. What are we doing again?
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211. It's Gum War!
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212. J“ Come along with me I
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213. r And the butterflies and bees J'
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214. This party is so crazy!
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