1. J"Adventure Time“ J“Copy !req
2. I Come on, grab your friends J“Copy !req
3. J' We're going to
very distant lands ICopy !req
4. J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human J'Copy !req
5. J“ The fun will never end rCopy !req
6. J' It's “Adventure Time“ ICopy !req
7. Hey, Kim Kil Whan.Copy !req
8. We solved the mystery
of the haunted office.Copy !req
9. It was Clock Bear
the whole time.Copy !req
10. Yeah, uh,
Jake's around here somewhere.Copy !req
11. Man, it's crazy to think
I was born here.Copy !req
12. In this alley.Copy !req
13. Popped right out of my dad's
head for some reason.Copy !req
14. Yaah!
You scared me there,Copy !req
15. what with the appearing
out of thin airCopy !req
16. and staring at me all creepy.Copy !req
17. And now just you're reaching
towards me.Copy !req
18. Let's go, son.Copy !req
19. Son?Copy !req
20. I ain't nobody's son
but Joshua and Margaret!Copy !req
21. Though it is weird that you gotCopy !req
22. exactly the same
stretchy power as me.Copy !req
23. It's not weird.Copy !req
24. It's fate!Copy !req
25. We have to leave, like —Copy !req
26. Right now!Copy !req
27. Wait!
Can Finn come with us?Copy !req
28. We're kind of a package deal.Copy !req
29. Oh, that's kind of a bad idea.Copy !req
30. Our home world's atmosphere is,
uh, poisonous to his kind.Copy !req
31. Well, then,
I'd better write him a note.Copy !req
32. Destiny calls!Copy !req
33. Whoa!Copy !req
34. Jake?Copy !req
35. Who are you, anyway?Copy !req
36. My name is Warren Ampersand.Copy !req
37. I'm your alien bio—dad!
Heh-heh.Copy !req
38. Why do you keep laughing?Copy !req
39. I'm nervous.Copy !req
40. Ah.Copy !req
41. Welcome to your home planet.Copy !req
42. Nerraw.Copy !req
43. Great fantasy sci—fi vibe, man.Copy !req
44. And that black hole really adds
an extra dimension to the place.Copy !req
45. Years ago,
I left this beautiful planetCopy !req
46. and traveled to 000Copy !req
47. to implant my destiny—rich,
stretchy DNACopy !req
48. into a compatible host.Copy !req
49. That explains a lot, actually.Copy !req
50. But now I'm dying.Copy !req
51. What?Copy !req
52. I used the last of my strengthCopy !req
53. to bring you home.Copy !req
54. He's here!Copy !req
55. Huh?Copy !req
56. - Is that Jake?
- It's really him!Copy !req
57. Did you see him?
Look over there.Copy !req
58. - Look.
—That's Jake!Copy !req
59. Warren,
how does everyone know me?Copy !req
60. Because you're
the most important personCopy !req
61. to have ever lived.Copy !req
62. Behold!Copy !req
63. The Jakeseum!Copy !req
64. A museum?
All about me?Copy !req
65. — It's Jake!Copy !req
66. — Jake! Jake!
- It's Jake!Copy !req
67. Will you sign my prophecy book?Copy !req
68. Will you sign my pretzel?Copy !req
69. This is wild.Copy !req
70. But it feels so right, you know?Copy !req
71. Hey!Copy !req
72. It's my 5th birthday party.Copy !req
73. And my graduation.Copy !req
74. And when I put
a snail in my mouth.Copy !req
75. And when a snail
put me in its mouth.Copy !req
76. And...Copy !req
77. No.
I don't remember this one.Copy !req
78. That's an artist's
interpretationCopy !req
79. of the great prophecy.Copy !req
80. Tomorrow, you are prophesied
to battle Ixcano,Copy !req
81. a monster with tentacles
stretching across the galaxyCopy !req
82. to strangle everything.Copy !req
83. You alone can banish him
to the darkness.Copy !req
84. I've researched your world and
created the ideal child room.Copy !req
85. See?Copy !req
86. Space stuff...Copy !req
87. dinosaurs...Copy !req
88. and cowboys.Copy !req
89. Cool.Copy !req
90. But you know it's a little lateCopy !req
91. to try connecting with me,
right?Copy !req
92. Is that clown cake for me?Copy !req
93. I got you something else, too.Copy !req
94. What do you think
of your old dad's present?Copy !req
95. I love it!Copy !req
96. Still never gonna
call you Dad, though.Copy !req
97. Oh, I wouldn't dream of asking.Copy !req
98. But I hope you don't mind
if I still wear this.Copy !req
99. Good luck, Jake!Copy !req
100. Savior us!Copy !req
101. This is the Sacred Temple
of Pannishment.Copy !req
102. The temple door
can only be unlockedCopy !req
103. by a stretchy dog.Copy !req
104. With key ha—a—a—a—a...Copy !req
105. Uh...Copy !req
106. Beyond this door,Copy !req
107. there lies an ancient,
awesome weaponCopy !req
108. called The Panzark.Copy !req
109. I am so ready for this!Copy !req
110. This must be why I can stretch!Copy !req
111. Yeah, that totally tracks.Copy !req
112. Hup!Copy !req
113. This is so complicated
and rewarding.Copy !req
114. You're doing great, son!Copy !req
115. Almost there.Copy !req
116. The Panzark!Copy !req
117. Yay!Copy !req
118. Saving the galaxy's exhausting.Copy !req
119. I'm dying——Copy !req
120. for a soft pretzel with mustard.Copy !req
121. "Pri—tzels!"Copy !req
122. Oh.
"Pri-vate."Copy !req
123. Hello, there,
you handsome, young devil.Copy !req
124. Have we met?Copy !req
125. Oh, wait, it's just me!Copy !req
126. I didn't recognize
this smooth, young skinCopy !req
127. or these vigorous kneecaps.Copy !req
128. OOH!Copy !req
129. It's another clown cakeCopy !req
130. with a side
of cocktail hot dogs.Copy !req
131. Dude, weren't you, like, dying?Copy !req
132. Shush, son!Copy !req
133. Ixcano approacheth!Copy !req
134. Oh, dang.Copy !req
135. I'll go grab the Panzark.Copy !req
136. So how do I -—Copy !req
137. You just gotta stretchCopy !req
138. through the convolutions
of the PanzarkCopy !req
139. to activate its kill beam.Copy !req
140. More stretching, huh?Copy !req
141. Here comes the hero.Copy !req
142. Stretch, baby!
Stretch!Copy !req
143. You're doing it, son!Copy !req
144. Ugh. This is too much.Copy !req
145. Jake!Copy !req
146. Jake! Jake! Ja-Copy !req
147. What's going on?Copy !req
148. Where's that Ixcano jerk?Copy !req
149. I have a confession.Copy !req
150. There's no Ixcano.Copy !req
151. I made it all up.Copy !req
152. So... you're not really dying?Copy !req
153. No, I was dying.Copy !req
154. I needed to siphon your
precious, stretchy essenceCopy !req
155. to keep me young and virile.Copy !req
156. I use these belts as a conduit.Copy !req
157. The more you stretch,
the stronger I grow!Copy !req
158. I've done it hundreds of times
to hundreds of sons.Copy !req
159. But I never felt guilty before.Copy !req
160. Maybe it's because you're so
much cooler than my other kids.Copy !req
161. Well, I am cool.Copy !req
162. Or maybe it's this feelingCopy !req
163. your kind calls...
low-key affection?Copy !req
164. I —- I low—key affection you,
son.Copy !req
165. I'm sorry, Dad.Copy !req
166. I wasn't powerful enough
to destroy Ixcano!Copy !req
167. - What? No.Copy !req
168. It was just me stretching
the whole time.Copy !req
169. The Panzark.
The people.Copy !req
170. You're just saying that
to make me feel better.Copy !req
171. I'll prove it.Copy !req
172. I'm Finn!Copy !req
173. I like pizza
and dangerous girls.Copy !req
174. And here's Joshua!Copy !req
175. I'm no Warren Ampersand,
but I guess I raised you.Copy !req
176. Do more!Copy !req
177. I'm Lady!
Neigh.Copy !req
178. Oh, I know.
You like parties!Copy !req
179. Here's a bunch of party bears!Copy !req
180. Make more party bears!Copy !req
181. And make the treehouse!Copy !req
182. Put party bears
on the treehouse!Copy !req
183. Put party bears in the sky!Copy !req
184. Okay.Copy !req
185. Keep stretching, you old phony.Copy !req
186. It only makes me stronger!Copy !req
187. Belt switch!
But how?Copy !req
188. Old—fashioned grifting, ya rube!Copy !req
189. My real dad
taught me that trick.Copy !req
190. But I was a proud pop!Copy !req
191. I'm the proud pop
of a whole bunch of pups.Copy !req
192. The belt totally applies
to me, as well.Copy !req
193. See?Copy !req
194. Five stretchy pups.Copy !req
195. Whuh-Oh.Copy !req
196. You saved me after all!Copy !req
197. Out of juice.Copy !req
198. I need those pups!Copy !req
199. Don't even think about it!Copy !req
200. Can't wait to meet my grandkids
and drain their essence.Copy !req
201. Aw, nah!Copy !req
202. Leave my kids alone!Copy !req
203. If you destroy me,Copy !req
204. you'll be stuck
on that rock forever!Copy !req
205. My pups are worth it!Copy !req
206. Not the singularity!Copy !req
207. I just wanted to live forever!Copy !req
208. I see now.Copy !req
209. This fleshy form has taken me
as far as it can.Copy !req
210. I'm going 4—D, baby.Copy !req
211. Bye, Warren Ampersand.Copy !req
212. Thanks for reminding me
what it means to be a good dadCopy !req
213. by being the worst dad ever.Copy !req
214. Never even got a pretzel.Copy !req
215. J“ Come along with me ICopy !req
216. r And the butterflies and bees J'Copy !req
217. This party is so crazy!Copy !req