1. Smells lovely, that.Copy !req
2. Well, it
is your birthday.Copy !req
3. I don't mind giving you a
full English once a year.Copy !req
4. Happy birthday, old man.Copy !req
5. I'm married to an old man.Copy !req
6. - And you're getting younger, are ya?
- I am, you cheeky get.Copy !req
7. I'm taking a special pill.Copy !req
8. Oh, what's that? Black pudding?Copy !req
9. - From the butchers and all.
- It's very bad for me.Copy !req
10. I know, but you
like it very much.Copy !req
11. I like you more, though.Copy !req
12. Yeah. Only when I'm
doing you a fry-up.Copy !req
13. No, no. Christmas as well, when
you've got your suzzies on and that.Copy !req
14. Hey!Copy !req
15. You leave my suspenders out of
this. You'll get yourself excited.Copy !req
16. What do you mean, "get myself"?Copy !req
17. Hey!Copy !req
18. - Maybe later.
- Come on, love. I'll only be five minutes.Copy !req
19. You're never five minutes.Copy !req
20. - Five minutes.
- She won't get up till gone 12.Copy !req
21. She won't sleep till
12 on her dad's 50th.Copy !req
22. Later. Come on, be good. Concentrate
on cards. Birthday cards.Copy !req
23. You're a spoilsport.Copy !req
24. Eggs,
scrambled or poached?Copy !req
25. - Fried.
- You're dying young.Copy !req
26. I'm dyin' happy.Copy !req
27. Me dad and Jean.Copy !req
28. Written by Jean.Copy !req
29. A fiver.Copy !req
30. Can't even buy a pint for
a fiver these days, can ya?Copy !req
31. No.Copy !req
32. Aww. It's
a lovely picture.Copy !req
33. He's made you look handsome.Copy !req
34. - It's good, innit?
- Yeah.Copy !req
35. He's put the effort in.Copy !req
36. - Shit. Dad? Dad, have you seen the van?
- Eh?Copy !req
37. - The van outside. Have you seen?
- No.Copy !req
38. - I...
- Huh?Copy !req
39. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
40. - Dad, I...
- Shit.Copy !req
41. I'm sorry. I...Copy !req
42. - I dunno what...
- Hey, it's not your fault.Copy !req
43. - They're such dickheads.
- Hey, language.Copy !req
44. Sorry.Copy !req
45. - Did you see anything, Eileen?
- No, nothing, Eddie.Copy !req
46. - You didn't see a thing, no?
- Sorry. It's been quiet this morning.Copy !req
47. - Right, go and phone the police.
- Again, you think?Copy !req
48. That's what he said. Anything
happens, give him a ring.Copy !req
49. Okay.Copy !req
50. - Dad, I'm sorry.
- Come here. It's not your fault. Come.Copy !req
51. It's all right.Copy !req
52. Happy birthday.Copy !req
53. They're all out, aren't they?Copy !req
54. Did you see anything, mate?Copy !req
55. - No?
- No, mate!Copy !req
56. - None of youse? Did you see anything?
- No. Sorry.Copy !req
57. Fuck.Copy !req
58. Right, a bit of soap and
water will get this off.Copy !req
59. Can't believe you
never saw nothing.Copy !req
60. - When was the last time you seen the van?
- When I parked up last night.Copy !req
61. - What time was that?
- Dunno. Must've been about eight o'clock.Copy !req
62. - Eight o'clock?
- Yeah. About eight.Copy !req
63. Eight o'clock till now.Copy !req
64. "Nonce."Copy !req
65. Hang on.Copy !req
66. N-O-N-S-E.Copy !req
67. Yeah, I can see that.Copy !req
68. Well, I don't know. Is
that for me to decide?Copy !req
69. Maybe they think Jamie's a nonce.
Maybe they think Eddie's one.Copy !req
70. Do we take a picture?Copy !req
71. You don't need to come.Copy !req
72. Me husband'll take it off.
Should we take a picture?Copy !req
73. No. Sorry, love, I'm not waiting. I'll
take three pictures for you, okay?Copy !req
74. And I'll get me daughter to email them
over to you, okay? Thank you, love.Copy !req
75. Thank you.Copy !req
76. Take three pictures
and email them to Sam.Copy !req
77. She's in me email contacts.Copy !req
78. Little twats.Copy !req
79. Hey.Copy !req
80. - Calm down.
- It's your birthday.Copy !req
81. Yeah, but they weren't to know
that, were they? Just calm down.Copy !req
82. Think of our Lisa.Copy !req
83. Thanks for letting me know.Copy !req
84. I'm not telling you what
you should be doing.Copy !req
85. I'm just saying, let's
think of her, shall we?Copy !req
86. Eddie, I've had enough of this.Copy !req
87. Please, love, don't
start. Don't say anything.Copy !req
88. - What am I saying?
- Look, you know what you're saying.Copy !req
89. And it's not happening. We're not having
this conversation. Not again, love.Copy !req
90. Right?Copy !req
91. We've been through it all.Copy !req
92. He's in the dock in four weeks.
Everyone'll be having a stare.Copy !req
93. Yeah, but not at us. Right?Copy !req
94. And he's behind a big screen, isn't he?
Look, they're hiding him, that's all.Copy !req
95. Yeah, they're doing a great job.Copy !req
96. They're protecting him. We've been
through all this with the lawyers.Copy !req
97. This isn't gonna get any better.Copy !req
98. - Me mum says she can get you work.
- I don't need your mum to get me work!Copy !req
99. What would I want your mum
to get me work for, eh?Copy !req
100. I've got work here. Love, I've
got lads that depend on me.Copy !req
101. I know that, but...Copy !req
102. Love, she's got
college, hasn't she?Copy !req
103. Right? Do you wanna
take her out of college?Copy !req
104. Do you wanna ruin her
fucking life as well, eh?Copy !req
105. And you think moving back to
Liverpool it'll be any better?Copy !req
106. Because I promise you, it'll be ten
times fucking worse, and you know that.Copy !req
107. You know that, love.
You know it'll be worse.Copy !req
108. We've done nothing
wrong, have we?Copy !req
109. - Have we done anything wrong? No.
- No.Copy !req
110. No, so we're not moving. We're
not moving, Mand. End of story.Copy !req
111. - Shit.
- It's all right.Copy !req
112. I'll clean... I'm so...
I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
113. I'm sorry about that.
I'll clean it up.Copy !req
114. - Dad?
- Hey, what are you doing there?Copy !req
115. You shouldn't be listening.Copy !req
116. Don't worry. I'll
clean this off.Copy !req
117. Did you send the email?Copy !req
118. Yeah. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
119. - There's your phone.
- Thanks.Copy !req
120. Who are you texting?Copy !req
121. Billy.Copy !req
122. Oh right. And how is that?Copy !req
123. It's none
of your business.Copy !req
124. Is Dad all right?Copy !req
125. Your dad's all right.Copy !req
126. I'm just giving him space,
because that's what I do.Copy !req
127. He loves that van.Copy !req
128. He doesn't love it.
It's just a van.Copy !req
129. I don't know. I don't...Copy !req
130. I don't think soap and water's
gonna do anything to it.Copy !req
131. I don't know anything
about paint. Do you?Copy !req
132. - You're fuming, aren't you?
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
133. I'm not.Copy !req
134. I... just don't understand
who the nonce is meant to be.Copy !req
135. I mean, he's 13. The fucking idiots
probably don't even know what it means.Copy !req
136. And, you know, it's obviously not
Dad, and I just... Jamie, he wasn't...Copy !req
137. He...Copy !req
138. I found myself in his room the
other day, giving it a hoover.Copy !req
139. Yeah?Copy !req
140. I didn't know what
to do, really.Copy !req
141. I can't go in.Copy !req
142. You're all right.Copy !req
143. Is Billy looking after you?Copy !req
144. Mum, Billy doesn't look after
me. Can you stop saying that?Copy !req
145. I can... I can look after myself,
right? I do look after myself.Copy !req
146. You know, no one's...Copy !req
147. No one's written "nonce" on my
locker at school, so there's that.Copy !req
148. - Okay.
- Mand, where's that big sponge?Copy !req
149. It's under the sink.Copy !req
150. - It's not! I can't find it!
- It is. Just look.Copy !req
151. I'm looking!Copy !req
152. All right, I'll be down now.
I'd better go and help your dad.Copy !req
153. Want a cup of tea?Copy !req
154. No, I'm all right.Copy !req
155. Okay. I love you.Copy !req
156. I love you too.Copy !req
157. - Did you find it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
158. - Want a cup of tea?
- No, you're all right.Copy !req
159. - You all right, Eileen?
- Yeah, Eddie, thanks.Copy !req
160. - Do you want a chair, love?
- No.Copy !req
161. - A chair to rest your legs?
- No, I'm all right.Copy !req
162. - Fancy a brew, love?
- No, I'm fine.Copy !req
163. Might have a bit of birthday
cake, if you want some.Copy !req
164. No? Fuck off, then,
you nosy old cow.Copy !req
165. All right, nonce!Copy !req
166. Hey? Hey!Copy !req
167. - Hey!
- All right, nonce!Copy !req
168. Did you
do that to my van?Copy !req
169. Did ya?Copy !req
170. Nonce!Copy !req
171. Hey, nonce!Copy !req
172. Excuse, love. Watch out. Sorry.Copy !req
173. - It's not coming off.
- Isn't it?Copy !req
174. No.Copy !req
175. - Do you want to try some bleach?
- That won't work.Copy !req
176. Sorry.Copy !req
177. - We'll have to go to Wainwrights.
- Now?Copy !req
178. - Yeah, now. We'll have to go now.
- Why?Copy !req
179. Because I need to get
it off, Mand. I can't...Copy !req
180. I can't turn up for work with that
on my fucking van, can I? Hey?Copy !req
181. - I know, but...
- Can I? No, I can't.Copy !req
182. So, come on, let's go now. Won't
be long. Come on, let's go. Lisa!Copy !req
183. - Lisa, get downstairs, love!
- What?Copy !req
184. Put your coat on. We're
going to Wainwrights.Copy !req
185. - Can't I just stay here?
- No, you can't stay here.Copy !req
186. Someone vandalized the van.Copy !req
187. Who knows what they'll do next?
Not leaving you here on your own.Copy !req
188. Why would I wanna go?Copy !req
189. - Because I'm asking you to go!
- Eddie, I've got the breakfast on.Copy !req
190. Girls, please! Please,
girls, do me a favor.Copy !req
191. Please, help me out,
love. I'm trying.Copy !req
192. All right. Yeah, we'll all go.Copy !req
193. - We'll get the day back.
- Yeah? Hey?Copy !req
194. - We'll get the day back.
- Okay, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
195. - Yeah.
- Get the day back.Copy !req
196. - I'll turn this off.
- It is me birthday, isn't it? Hey?Copy !req
197. Let's get the day back.Copy !req
198. So, going to Wainwrights is
some big birthday treat, then?Copy !req
199. Yeah. It is for me.Copy !req
200. I used to have fuck all when I
was a kid. Count yourself lucky.Copy !req
201. Didn't even get a tangerine,
me. Right, in you go.Copy !req
202. - Lock that door properly, love.
- I have.Copy !req
203. Keep your eye on our
house, Eileen, would you?Copy !req
204. Of course I will, love.Copy !req
205. - Yeah?
- I'll keep an eye on it.Copy !req
206. Make sure you text
Neighborhood Watch as well.Copy !req
207. Eddie.Copy !req
208. Well, just saying.Copy !req
209. - Right on the fence.
- Ta-ra, love!Copy !req
210. Fucking nosy old bag.Copy !req
211. Right. Let's get the
day back, shall we? Hey?Copy !req
212. - Yeah.
- That's what you said, didn't ya?Copy !req
213. Lise, put some music on, love.Copy !req
214. Make sure you pick a good
tune with a bass line.Copy !req
215. What are you on about?Copy !req
216. All good music has to
have a proper bass line.Copy !req
217. Know what I mean? You
need a good bass guitar.Copy !req
218. None of this plinky-plonk shite
or your drum and bass bollocks.Copy !req
219. Give me a proper bass line
I can sink me teeth into.Copy !req
220. You talk such rubbish.Copy !req
221. And another thing,Copy !req
222. when we get back from Wainwrights,
we're going on an outing.Copy !req
223. - An outing?
- Yes, we're going on an outing.Copy !req
224. A family outing.Copy !req
225. And what will you do
on your family outing?Copy !req
226. I don't know.Copy !req
227. - Climb a hill or something.
- A hill?Copy !req
228. Yeah. And
we'll go to the zoo.Copy !req
229. I'm not going
to a zoo. I'm almost 18.Copy !req
230. - All right, we'll go ice skating, then.
- You, ice skating?Copy !req
231. Yeah. What's wrong
with me ice skating?Copy !req
232. - All right, we'll go to the pictures.
- Yeah, I'd, um... I do that.Copy !req
233. - If I had to do anything, I'd do that.
- Yeah?Copy !req
234. - Yeah.
- Pictures?Copy !req
235. - Yeah.
- All right, sweet. Pictures it is, then.Copy !req
236. - Mand, do you fancy the pictures?
- Yeah.Copy !req
237. Yeah? All right. Have a look on
t'internet and see what's on.Copy !req
238. What's got into you?Copy !req
239. Nothing's got into me, love.Copy !req
240. I'm just... interested
in solving...Copy !req
241. - Solving the problem of today.
- The problem of today.Copy !req
242. And I'm helping.Copy !req
243. Thank you.Copy !req
244. "Solving the problem of today"?Copy !req
245. - It's what the therapist has been saying.
- What are we solving?Copy !req
246. Nothing.Copy !req
247. I just think it'd be a good idea for
us to go to the pictures. That's all.Copy !req
248. Yeah. We'll have breakfast
first, though, hey?Copy !req
249. Yeah.Copy !req
250. She's making me a full English.
With black pudding and everything.Copy !req
251. - Black pudding?
- Mm.Copy !req
252. I got some in for your dad.Copy !req
253. - You know, you are dying young.
- That's what I said.Copy !req
254. And I'm having fried bread.Copy !req
255. And I've got some lovely
bread in for that as well.Copy !req
256. She's a fine woman, your mother.Copy !req
257. So you tell me.Copy !req
258. - Hey!
- Sorry.Copy !req
259. Right, so that's it, then. Sorted.
We've got our day back, kids.Copy !req
260. Come here, get the
stuff, back to the gaff,Copy !req
261. me and our Lise'll get the paint
off while you cook the breakfast,Copy !req
262. we'll all get changed, go to the pictures,
and have a massive tub of popcorn.Copy !req
263. - Ooh, yeah.
- Can we go for a Chinese?Copy !req
264. - Yes, we can.
- Yes!Copy !req
265. What do you want?Copy !req
266. I want all of it.Copy !req
267. - All of it?
- All of it. I'm so hungry.Copy !req
268. Okay.Copy !req
269. It's ages since I've
gone to the pictures.Copy !req
270. - Yeah.
- Found a tune yet?Copy !req
271. I dunno. I don't really
know what's got bass.Copy !req
272. Put on...Copy !req
273. Just type in, "a-ha."Copy !req
274. Like, "a-ha."Copy !req
275. "Take On Me."Copy !req
276. - What? That hasn't got a bass line.
- It has!Copy !req
277. - No, it hasn't.
- It has!Copy !req
278. - They didn't even have a bass player.
- They did. Paul.Copy !req
279. - Who?
- Paul.Copy !req
280. He played the bass. He could
play the drums and everything.Copy !req
281. - Are you sure?
- I'm positive. I was in the fan club.Copy !req
282. Oh my God.Copy !req
283. - You was as well, weren't ya?
- I was.Copy !req
284. Your ma had posters on her
wall. She had badges, scarves.Copy !req
285. - I loved those badges.
- You have never told me that, ever.Copy !req
286. Do you know, years
ago, right, early days,Copy !req
287. when me and your dad were just going out,
it was at one of our first school discos,Copy !req
288. and you decided to test me.Copy !req
289. - It wasn't a test.
- It was.Copy !req
290. It wasn't a test.
I'm telling ya.Copy !req
291. Your dad, right, he
wore this daft pink wig.Copy !req
292. Everyone was laughing, but your dad
never cared when people laughed at him.Copy !req
293. Hey, I loved that wig. That wig was boss.Copy !req
294. And it was the middle of the night,
so, like, no one was dancing yet.Copy !req
295. And we were what? About 13?Copy !req
296. - We were in third year.
- That's Year 9 in your language.Copy !req
297. And the DJ was Mr. Barnes,
our geography teacher.Copy !req
298. - Slaphead.
- Yeah. Slaphead.Copy !req
299. He was getting desperate
'cause no one was dancing,Copy !req
300. 'cause, like, everyone
was just too shy.Copy !req
301. - A-ha was top of the charts at the time.
- Yeah.Copy !req
302. And your dad...
This was bonkers.Copy !req
303. He starts dancing on his own in
the middle of the dance floor.Copy !req
304. - No, it wasn't like that.
- It was.Copy !req
305. Right. No, Barnesy was a great
teacher, right? But he was a crap DJ.Copy !req
306. I was just giving him a
hand. I was helping him out.Copy !req
307. And everyone was just standing there,
laughing their heads off at your dad.Copy !req
308. - They weren't laughing.
- They was.Copy !req
309. No one was laughing, love.Copy !req
310. They were loving me
Northern soul dance moves.Copy !req
311. - Northern soul?
- Yeah.Copy !req
312. - Is it that one?
- I was a brilliant dancer.Copy !req
313. - You was.
- You know I was.Copy !req
314. But then, right,Copy !req
315. he starts slipping and
sliding all over the floor.Copy !req
316. Yeah, but tell the truth
why, though. Tell her why.Copy !req
317. - Why?
- Right? No, tell the truth.Copy !req
318. I bought these pair of red and white
bowling shoes, right, from a...Copy !req
319. No, from a charity shop
to go with me wig. Right?Copy !req
320. But I had no idea that these
shoes, they had no grip.Copy !req
321. - Because they're bowling shoes!
- They had no grip.Copy !req
322. So then... he slides, slips,Copy !req
323. splits his legs in two,
landed flat on his face.Copy !req
324. Bosh.Copy !req
325. And then he stood up, and
he'd smacked his nose.Copy !req
326. And there was just blood
hammering down his face,Copy !req
327. and everyone was just
pissing themselves.Copy !req
328. And then he said,
"I'm bleeding here!"Copy !req
329. For years in school, everyone'd
just shout it at you, wouldn't they?Copy !req
330. They'd be like,
"I'm bleeding here!"Copy !req
331. - Fucking shitty shoes.
- It was funny, though, Ed.Copy !req
332. I'm glad you found
it funny, love.Copy !req
333. I loved them all. I would've
done anything for any of them.Copy !req
334. Right. She would've done
anything for any of 'em.Copy !req
335. If your ma would've had her way, you'd
have looked completely different.Copy !req
336. You'd have looked
like one of them...Copy !req
337. You'd have had a Norwegian
kipper. You know what I mean?Copy !req
338. You'd have looked like Erling
Haaland or something like that.Copy !req
339. - It's coming up now, where you slipped.
- You remember it?Copy !req
340. It's no better to
be safe than sorryCopy !req
341. "I'm bleeding here!"Copy !req
342. On meCopy !req
343. Take on meCopy !req
344. Take me onCopy !req
345. The rest of the night, we just
stayed sat together, didn't we?Copy !req
346. I couldn't dance again
in them shoes, could I?Copy !req
347. Then you walked me home.
Well, I walked, and you slid.Copy !req
348. Your nana and granddad
were waiting up for me.Copy !req
349. Me dad said, "Have
you been in a fight?"Copy !req
350. And you went, "Something like that."
Dead hard. "Something like that."Copy !req
351. - Then you snogged the gob off me.
- Dad!Copy !req
352. - Oh my God.
- You did.Copy !req
353. Dad, no, stop!Copy !req
354. She did. First time she
ever gave me a frenchie.Copy !req
355. - Dad!
- I'll never forget it.Copy !req
356. - Full tongue and everything.
- Dad!Copy !req
357. - Love, you swallowed me tonsils.
- Ugh, Dad!Copy !req
358. Well, maybe I did.Copy !req
359. But you are really
good at holding hands.Copy !req
360. - Shall we hold hands in here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
361. - No.
- Oh, why not?Copy !req
362. - No.
- We'll embarrass our daughter, will we?Copy !req
363. - No, just don't want to.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
364. You should be made up.
You're a child born of love.Copy !req
365. Dad, stop.Copy !req
366. You know, a child made
of romance and petals.Copy !req
367. No! No!Copy !req
368. Yeah. You little love child, you.Copy !req
369. Come on.Copy !req
370. - Child made of rainbows...
- Dad!Copy !req
371. And dandelions and daffodils.Copy !req
372. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
373. So immature. The pair
of you. Children.Copy !req
374. So, what exactly
are we looking for, then?Copy !req
375. Uh...Copy !req
376. I dunno. Just something
to get the paint off.Copy !req
377. - Mm.
- I'll meet youse back here, yeah?Copy !req
378. What are
we supposed to do?Copy !req
379. I dunno. Spend some money or something.
You're good at that, aren't ya?Copy !req
380. - We are. Lovely.
- We are good at that.Copy !req
381. Come on,
let's spend some money.Copy !req
382. Excuse me, mate.Copy !req
383. - You all right, fella?
- Uh...Copy !req
384. Someone's put some spray paint on me van.
Wondering if you knew how I get it off.Copy !req
385. Oh yeah. Um...Copy !req
386. Not up on that really. But me colleague,
he might be able to sort you out.Copy !req
387. Okay.Copy !req
388. Quint?Copy !req
389. Where's he gone now? Quint?Copy !req
390. - Yeah, he's good with stuff like that.
- Okay.Copy !req
391. - You all right?
- Yeah, mate.Copy !req
392. Fella says he's got some spray paint
on his van. Wants to remove it.Copy !req
393. Oh no. Have you
tried water and soap?Copy !req
394. Yeah, didn't touch it, mate.Copy !req
395. How powerful was your hose?Copy !req
396. I used a sponge.Copy !req
397. Okay. Well, you'll
need to hose it.Copy !req
398. Then, use a paint thinner,
or strong alcohol.Copy !req
399. Vodka would do.
Isopropanol, better.Copy !req
400. Then a microfiber towel. Use
that in a circular motion.Copy !req
401. What's that?Copy !req
402. We sell 'em. Um...Copy !req
403. - Follow me.
- Ta, mate.Copy !req
404. So, yeah, circular
motion with a towel.Copy !req
405. Bit of a prayer. Best
you can do, really.Copy !req
406. Bit of a prayer? Won't the
towel thing get it off, no?Copy !req
407. Well, you'll probably
have the residue.Copy !req
408. No, if you want it all
off, it's a respray job.Copy !req
409. What is it?Copy !req
410. A tag?Copy !req
411. God, kids. I
blame the parents, me.Copy !req
412. Can you just show me where
the blue paint is, please?Copy !req
413. Well, no, if it's paint, like I
said, you'll want it resprayed.Copy !req
414. I can't afford that, mate. Just
show us where your blue paint is.Copy !req
415. Any color will do, really.
It doesn't have to match.Copy !req
416. - I just need to get the thing off me van.
- Hey, I've just worked out who you are.Copy !req
417. I've seen photos
of you on Facebook.Copy !req
418. - Can you just show us where the paint is?
- Yeah. Just up here.Copy !req
419. - Sorry, I didn't mean to embarrass you.
- It's all right.Copy !req
420. It's just, uh...Copy !req
421. Well, I'm on your
side, you know.Copy !req
422. Your son's side.
For what it's worth.Copy !req
423. Because he didn't do
it, did he? I mean...Copy !req
424. Well, even the stab wounds, where
they said there were stab wounds,Copy !req
425. there's bone in the
penetration spots.Copy !req
426. If you're making stuff up, at least
make it anatomically possible.Copy !req
427. Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
428. And, uh...Copy !req
429. Well, I've seen
the photos of her.Copy !req
430. So you've got my support...Copy !req
431. - Can you just get me the paint?
- Sorry, yeah.Copy !req
432. - I just want the paint.
- Sure. Just...Copy !req
433. You should get
him a good lawyer.Copy !req
434. If you crowdfund it, lots
of us would get behind it.Copy !req
435. Here's your paint.Copy !req
436. Dad. Dad.Copy !req
437. You know, um,Copy !req
438. I think there's people actually
here for a proper day out...Copy !req
439. Next, please.Copy !req
440. - Anything else for you today?
- No, ta.Copy !req
441. - Interest in joining the club?
- No, you're all right.Copy !req
442. No? No worries at all, then.
£34.99 altogether, please.Copy !req
443. - Dad, you all right?
- Receipt?Copy !req
444. No, ta. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. I'm all right.Copy !req
445. Yeah. Just... I'm just
hungry, that's all.Copy !req
446. Okay.Copy !req
447. - Got a lovely plant. Isn't it lovely?
- Nice.Copy !req
448. I think a fella in tires
was eyeing me up, you know.Copy !req
449. We'll have to tell our Jane to come here.
It's a great place to pick up a fella.Copy !req
450. What?Copy !req
451. That's him, isn't it?Copy !req
452. - Who?
- Is he following me?Copy !req
453. They're taking the piss, aren't
they? Taking me for a twat?Copy !req
454. - Eddie!
- Shit!Copy !req
455. - Come here, you little shit!
- Eddie!Copy !req
456. Come here. Fucking get up!Copy !req
457. - Eddie!
- Did you do that to my van?Copy !req
458. - What?
- Did you do that to my van?Copy !req
459. - It was just a laugh.
- Well, it's not fucking funny, is it? Hey?Copy !req
460. Is it funny?Copy !req
461. Don't smile, kid, 'cause I'll slap
that fucking smile off your face.Copy !req
462. Don't you fucking ever!Copy !req
463. Listen to me, you
little twat. Get up!Copy !req
464. - Get up! Listen to me!
- All right.Copy !req
465. - You don't do that to people. Understand?
- Yeah.Copy !req
466. You don't know what the fuck
I've been going through.Copy !req
467. Don't fucking laugh at me,
boy! Don't laugh at me!Copy !req
468. Don't laugh at me.Copy !req
469. Go on, fuck off.Copy !req
470. You stay away from my family!Copy !req
471. - Come on, hurry up.
- What you doing, man? Go!Copy !req
472. Take your fucking bike as well!Copy !req
473. - Come on.
- Wait.Copy !req
474. What are you
doing? What are you doing? Eddie!Copy !req
475. Eddie, come on.Copy !req
476. Eddie, please. Come on.Copy !req
477. Let's just get in the
van so we can go home.Copy !req
478. Give us that plant.
Give me the plant, love.Copy !req
479. Give me the plant.
Give us your bag.Copy !req
480. Give us your bag. Come
on, give me your bag.Copy !req
481. Right, come on, girls. Get
in the other side, please.Copy !req
482. - Are you gonna clean that up?
- You what?Copy !req
483. Are you gonna clean that up?Copy !req
484. - No.
- It's a mess, pal.Copy !req
485. - I've paid for it.
- You need to clean it up.Copy !req
486. - Not gonna happen.
- Eddie!Copy !req
487. - You're on camera...
- You fucking shut up, you dickhead!Copy !req
488. - You shut up and get in the fucking shop!
- You're on camera.Copy !req
489. - Get in the van!
- You and your fucking mate, weird twat!Copy !req
490. Dad, should
I... should I answer?Copy !req
491. Go ahead.Copy !req
492. - This is a message from...
- Jamie.Copy !req
493. ...at Standling
Secure Training Centre.Copy !req
494. This call is from a person currently
in a prison in England or Wales.Copy !req
495. All calls are recordedCopy !req
496. and may be listened to by
a member of prison staff.Copy !req
497. If you do not wish to accept
this call, please hang up now.Copy !req
498. Dad?Copy !req
499. Hello, lad.Copy !req
500. Just wanted to say
happy birthday.Copy !req
501. Thanks, mate.Copy !req
502. Thanks for calling.Copy !req
503. Did you get my card?Copy !req
504. I did, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
505. And did you draw it?Copy !req
506. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
507. Thought so.Copy !req
508. I said to your mum, I
thought it was really good.Copy !req
509. Forgot how much you
used to love drawing.Copy !req
510. Yeah. That's why
I've started again.Copy !req
511. Is everything all right?Copy !req
512. Now the noise has
settled down and that?Copy !req
513. Uh, yeah. It's all right.Copy !req
514. The librarian's all
right with me, butCopy !req
515. I've been getting some bother
in the yard, but it's nothing.Copy !req
516. You know what
to do, don't you, lad?Copy !req
517. Yeah. Yeah. I've got
people to talk to.Copy !req
518. Good.Copy !req
519. What are you doing today, then?Copy !req
520. I was just gonna
have some breakfast.Copy !req
521. - You haven't had breakfast yet?
- No.Copy !req
522. No, not yet, lad.
We've been busy.Copy !req
523. Oh.Copy !req
524. I think we're gonna
go to the pictures later.Copy !req
525. And then our Lise
wants a Chinese.Copy !req
526. Kung po king prawn?Copy !req
527. Yeah, you
know the order, lad.Copy !req
528. Got any good presents, Dad?Copy !req
529. No, not yet. We haven't
done pressies yet, Jay.Copy !req
530. Um...Copy !req
531. - Dad?
- Yeah?Copy !req
532. Uh, I...Copy !req
533. I... I know today's not the day for it,
but it just happened, you know, and...Copy !req
534. What's happened, lad?Copy !req
535. Just tell me. Forget it's me
birthday. What's going on?Copy !req
536. Well...Copy !req
537. Well, with it all
getting closer, I...Copy !req
538. I... I've thought
about it, and...Copy !req
539. Dad, I'm
gonna change my plea.Copy !req
540. Hello?Copy !req
541. Dad, I'm...Copy !req
542. I'm sorry, but I'm
gonna plead guilty.Copy !req
543. Hiya, son.
We're here as well.Copy !req
544. Hiya, Jay.Copy !req
545. What?Copy !req
546. Oh.Copy !req
547. Has the food got
any better, love?Copy !req
548. Uh, yeah, it's fine. I thought
it was just me and Dad here.Copy !req
549. I wrote to them about
your intolerances.Copy !req
550. Did you? That's fine.Copy !req
551. Are you still
in the gym all the time?Copy !req
552. Only when I'm allowed.Copy !req
553. Are you gonna turn
into a bodybuilder or something?Copy !req
554. Not really, no.Copy !req
555. Anyway... I'd better get off 'cause
there's other people waiting.Copy !req
556. All right, son.Copy !req
557. Usual time, end
of the week, yeah?Copy !req
558. Perfect.Copy !req
559. - Dad?
- Yeah?Copy !req
560. I'm... I'm... I'm sorry.Copy !req
561. And... and happy birthday.Copy !req
562. Thank...Copy !req
563. Get out this side.Copy !req
564. Watch the paint.Copy !req
565. Is he gonna be all right?Copy !req
566. He'll be all right. Come on.Copy !req
567. Come on.Copy !req
568. What happened
there, love? Kids, was it?Copy !req
569. Fuck off, Eileen.Copy !req
570. He hasn't fixed these
windows properly.Copy !req
571. They didn't seal it right. Did
you feel a draft last night?Copy !req
572. - Is that the top that I got ya?
- Should've done it meself.Copy !req
573. Yeah.Copy !req
574. - Yeah.
- It looks so lovely on you, that.Copy !req
575. You're not bad for 50.Copy !req
576. Let's leave going
to the pictures.Copy !req
577. No, you're all right.
I've got changed now.Copy !req
578. It's okay. We'll just leave it.Copy !req
579. No, it's all right. We'll go.Copy !req
580. It's okay.Copy !req
581. - You sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
582. Ta.Copy !req
583. I thought he sounded
better than last week.Copy !req
584. Didn't he?Copy !req
585. Maybe making a decision
has made it a little better, eh?Copy !req
586. - You remember what Jenny said?
- Yeah.Copy !req
587. Yeah, I do. And I'm not.Copy !req
588. I'm not blocking ya. Honest,
I'm not. I'm not doing that.Copy !req
589. - Why are you being like this?
- Being like what, love?Copy !req
590. You were the one in with him.Copy !req
591. I've never even seen the tape.Copy !req
592. Please, let's not
do all this again.Copy !req
593. That's becoming your
catchphrase, isn't it?Copy !req
594. "Let's not do this.
Let's not do that again."Copy !req
595. I mean me being in there, you not being
in there. Can we not do that again?Copy !req
596. - That wasn't what I was saying.
- Well, what are you saying then?Copy !req
597. You saw the tape. I didn't.Copy !req
598. This isn't you.Copy !req
599. Threatening kids.
Wrecking your van.Copy !req
600. I know you're angry.Copy !req
601. But him going guilty is
probably for the best.Copy !req
602. And if you were honest,
you'd see that as well.Copy !req
603. I saw what I saw.Copy !req
604. And I didn't wanna believe it.Copy !req
605. And then, when I saw it...Copy !req
606. Eddie, I've known you
since you've had bum fluff.Copy !req
607. We've gotta survive this.Copy !req
608. What if we can't?Copy !req
609. Jenny says that
when we feel like...Copy !req
610. Fuck what Jenny says, love.Copy !req
611. Fuck what Jenny says.
She's not here now, is she?Copy !req
612. He never left his room.Copy !req
613. He'd come home, slam the door,
straight up the stairs on the computer.Copy !req
614. I'd see the light on at
one o'clock in the morning.Copy !req
615. And I'd knock, and I'd say,Copy !req
616. "Jamie, come on, son.
You've got school tomorrow."Copy !req
617. And the light'd turn off,
but he never said nothing.Copy !req
618. We couldn't do
nothing about that.Copy !req
619. All kids are like that
these days, aren't they?Copy !req
620. You don't know what they're
watching in their room.Copy !req
621. Could be watching porn or
anything. Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
622. Look at that fella that
popped up on my phone,Copy !req
623. going on about how to treat women, how
men should be men, and all that shit.Copy !req
624. I was only looking for something
for the gym, weren't I?Copy !req
625. You can't keep an eye on them all
the time, love. We just can't.Copy !req
626. He has a terrible
temper. But so have you.Copy !req
627. Don't say that.Copy !req
628. Well, I didn't give
him that, did I?Copy !req
629. - What, did I give him that?
- No.Copy !req
630. But I do sometimes think
we should have stopped it.Copy !req
631. Seen it and stopped it.Copy !req
632. We can't
think like that.Copy !req
633. Remember? That's what she said.Copy !req
634. It's not our fault.Copy !req
635. Can't blame ourselves.Copy !req
636. But we made him, didn't we?Copy !req
637. When I was his age, my dad
used to fucking batter me.Copy !req
638. Sometimes he'd take the belt at
me, and he'd fucking whack me,Copy !req
639. and he'd whack me.Copy !req
640. And I promised meself...Copy !req
641. I said, "When I have my own
kids, I'd never do that."Copy !req
642. I'd never... I'd never
do that to me kids.Copy !req
643. And I didn't, did I?Copy !req
644. I just wanted to be better.Copy !req
645. But am I?Copy !req
646. Am I better?Copy !req
647. You tried to be.Copy !req
648. We both did.Copy !req
649. Yeah, I tried to be.Copy !req
650. I took him to footy, didn't I?
'Cause I thought it'd toughen him up.Copy !req
651. No, but he was crap.Copy !req
652. So they just stuck him in goal.Copy !req
653. And I just stood there
on the side of the pitchCopy !req
654. while all the other dads
were laughing at him.Copy !req
655. And I could feel
him looking at me.Copy !req
656. And I couldn't
look at him, Mand.Copy !req
657. I couldn't look at me own boy.Copy !req
658. He idolized you.Copy !req
659. And then, I took him boxing.Copy !req
660. I thought that'd
make a difference.Copy !req
661. Well, that lasted ten minutes.Copy !req
662. I know.Copy !req
663. - He used to draw downstairs, remember?
- Yeah.Copy !req
664. Remember he sat at the table, the
kitchen table, and he'd draw pictures.Copy !req
665. - And he was good, wasn't he?
- Yeah, he loved it.Copy !req
666. He was really good. He loved it.
He was there for hours, wasn't he?Copy !req
667. Then he stopped that.Copy !req
668. He wanted a computer, so
we got him the computer.Copy !req
669. We got him the desk and everything. The
keyboard, the headset, all that stuff.Copy !req
670. And I used to play the footy with him.
Remember I played the footy with him?Copy !req
671. Yeah.Copy !req
672. And then the business
took off, didn't it?Copy !req
673. I'd have to leave at 6:00, and
I wouldn't get back till 8:00.Copy !req
674. I was home earlier,
and I did no better.Copy !req
675. You were a good mum.Copy !req
676. You are a good mum.Copy !req
677. Maybe I took my eye off
the ball a little bit.Copy !req
678. But he was in his
room, weren't he?Copy !req
679. - We thought he was safe, didn't we?
- Yeah.Copy !req
680. Didn't we think he was safe?Copy !req
681. You know, what harm
can he do in there?Copy !req
682. I thought we were
doing the right thing.Copy !req
683. I was a good mum.Copy !req
684. - You was.
- I am a good mum.Copy !req
685. You're a good dad. A great dad.Copy !req
686. But we made him.Copy !req
687. So if my dad made me...Copy !req
688. how did I make that?Copy !req
689. Come here.Copy !req
690. We didn't know what
he was gonna do.Copy !req
691. That's why he wanted you in there with
him. He knew you wouldn't believe it.Copy !req
692. He thought you'd protect him.Copy !req
693. Should I have protected him?Copy !req
694. You couldn't.Copy !req
695. - Could I have protected him?
- No.Copy !req
696. Should we have done more though?Copy !req
697. I think it'd be goodCopy !req
698. if we accepted that
maybe we should've done.Copy !req
699. I think it'd be okay
for us to think that.Copy !req
700. I still see that little boy.Copy !req
701. A bit gormless.Copy !req
702. Swinging on the monkey bars.Copy !req
703. Drawing pictures
downstairs of monsters.Copy !req
704. Eating choc ice.Copy !req
705. And he'd get it all over
his face, wouldn't he?Copy !req
706. It'd be all over his face.Copy !req
707. His little face.Copy !req
708. It feels like it was yesterday.Copy !req
709. It was.Copy !req
710. It was.Copy !req
711. He just kept saying
it over and over.Copy !req
712. He just kept saying,
"It wasn't me."Copy !req
713. "Dad, it wasn't me."Copy !req
714. And I believed him.Copy !req
715. And then I saw the tape.Copy !req
716. How?Copy !req
717. I wish it had been you.Copy !req
718. I wish he'd have picked
you. You'd have done better.Copy !req
719. - No.
- Yeah, you would.Copy !req
720. No.Copy !req
721. You'd have done better.Copy !req
722. Are you guys all right?Copy !req
723. - Yeah. You all right, love?
- Yeah.Copy !req
724. Is that
new? It's lovely.Copy !req
725. - Yeah.
- No, it's not new. I'm probably just...Copy !req
726. Probably just wearing
it different 'cause...Copy !req
727. You know, guys, it's
the combinations.Copy !req
728. I talk about it all the time.
Combinations are everything.Copy !req
729. I just... I just thought, "When
else do I get to look a bit nice?"Copy !req
730. It's Dad's birthday, you know.Copy !req
731. Is that the top that Mum got ya?Copy !req
732. Yeah.Copy !req
733. It's nice.Copy !req
734. - I should put something nice on as well.
- No.Copy !req
735. You look lovely as you are.Copy !req
736. Lisa, I'm sorry, love.Copy !req
737. - Them lads and this stuff with the van.
- Dad, the van...Copy !req
738. It's fine. I mean, the van looks worse,
but you can't read the word on it anymore.Copy !req
739. I'll get it resprayed.Copy !req
740. Was it them lads?Copy !req
741. Yeah, do you know them?Copy !req
742. Yeah. They're...Copy !req
743. - They're dickheads, to be honest.
- Hey, language.Copy !req
744. Sorry.Copy !req
745. - Have they caused you any trouble?
- Dad, ev...Copy !req
746. Everyone causes me trouble.Copy !req
747. Jamie's sister.Copy !req
748. But we're staying here.Copy !req
749. We're not moving. We can't move.Copy !req
750. - We could do though.
- No, Mum...Copy !req
751. Mum, if we move, it'll
be better for a bit.Copy !req
752. But then someone's gonna
find out something,Copy !req
753. and then that... that something
is gonna be everything,Copy !req
754. and then it'll
just be even worse.Copy !req
755. You know...Copy !req
756. It's Jamie.Copy !req
757. Jamie's ours.Copy !req
758. Isn't he?Copy !req
759. We thought we'd leave
going to the pictures.Copy !req
760. Yeah. That's, um...Copy !req
761. That's good. We can, um...Copy !req
762. - We can rent a film here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
763. - That's a good idea.
- Yeah, we could find some popcorn.Copy !req
764. - We've got popcorn somewhere.
- Yeah.Copy !req
765. - We can get takeaway.
- Yes!Copy !req
766. - Yeah.
- Please.Copy !req
767. Prawn crackers for everyone?Copy !req
768. Prawn crackers for everyone.Copy !req
769. Shall we have some breakfast?Copy !req
770. - A sort of breakfast?
- Yeah.Copy !req
771. Come on.Copy !req
772. That black pudding will be
sprouting legs and walking soon.Copy !req
773. - Um, I'll set the table.
- Thank you.Copy !req
774. - I'll give you a hand.
- You're coming nowhere near, birthday boy.Copy !req
775. How did we make her?Copy !req
776. The same way we made him.Copy !req
777. World is covered
by our trailsCopy !req
778. Scars we cover upCopy !req
779. With paintCopy !req
780. Watch them preach
in sour liesCopy !req
781. I would rather see this world
Through the eyes of a childCopy !req
782. Through the eyes of a childCopy !req
783. Darker times
will come and goCopy !req
784. Times you needCopy !req
785. To see her smileCopy !req
786. And mothers' hands are warmCopy !req
787. And mildCopy !req
788. I would rather
feel this worldCopy !req
789. Through the skin of a childCopy !req
790. Through the skin of a childCopy !req
791. When a human
strokes your skinCopy !req
792. That is when you let them inCopy !req
793. Let them in before they goCopy !req
794. I would rather feel alive
With a childlike soulCopy !req
795. With a childlike soulCopy !req
796. I'm sorry, son.Copy !req
797. I should've done better.Copy !req