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- Mwah, mwah.
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I'm Sahar.
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is more popular than TV.
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watching Twitch than...
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- Mm-mm-mm.
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who parks where,
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That's in the past.
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of the second grade.
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- And this year...
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- ... there's a surprise.
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on a paper plate.
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- We're gonna elevate the story.
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hidden in the story.
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who steals carrots.
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Janine and Sahar.
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of cool stuff all the time,
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because I couldn't get in.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- I, uh...
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for flowers, too.
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Lilies of the Field.
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like Sidney Poitier anymore.
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What's happening here?
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if you want in.
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I mean, I appreciate it, though.
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of green thumbs over here.
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started a landscaping business,
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my father took it over.
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summer "vacation"
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in Jupiter's group.
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by old? Old how?
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or it's old-fashioned?
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No, no.
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This is an elementary school!
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
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- Little miss MoMA over here
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you're in on this, too?
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- Uh...
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At least she's passionate.
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one "no" stop us?
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from anybody else.
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- Totally, totally.
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- Bria.
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get me fired up. Ha!
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we can't use the library
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- Flirt with the professor.
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- Ooh!
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no idea what they're doing.
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- ... it work.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Darling.
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- Go, Man, Go!
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paper-plate bunnies.
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to give them a home.
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to propel us forward.
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that's how you got to do it.
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the books she bought.
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- You all don't understand.
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It's not hard.
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436. It is hard, actually.
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437. Then I'll use some of my money
to create a personal grant
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438. so that the school can
get more relevant books
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439. than Peter Rabbit.
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440. What is your problem
with Peter Rabbit?
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441. It's just been done.
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442. It's done for a reason.
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443. Are there even any
bunnies of color in it?
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444. The kids like it, okay?
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445. Just because a bunch
of people like something
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446. doesn't make it bad.
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447. Eh.
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448. Sahar, we owe
Melissa an apology.
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449. Wow. I knew it.
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450. - I knew you were one of them.
- One of who?
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451. A conductor of mediocrity
and conformity.
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452. You know, I thought
it was so cool
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453. that you worked in an
underprivileged school,
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454. but now I see that
you don't even care
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456. You know what? I hate to say it,
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457. but I think you're
a conventional thinker.
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458. You know what?
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459. You can get out.
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460. Actually, Janine,
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461. I'm gonna go.
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462. And, by the way, I lied.
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463. You are swimming
in that sweater.
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464. Yeah, well,
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465. your real name is Sarah!
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466. I saw it in your
birth certificate collage!
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467. Just don't.
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468. Did the art show start?
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469. Did I miss the step and repeat?
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470. Melissa, I had no idea
she was gonna do that.
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471. I am so s—
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472. No, don't you dare apologize.
I'm proud of you.
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473. You did the right thing
kicking that wannabe Zoe Kravitz
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474. - out of here.
- You kicked Sahar out?
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475. Aw, man, Janine!
What's her handle?
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476. I have no idea why you were
friends with her to begin with.
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477. Look, I mean,
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478. without Sahar, college
wouldn't have been fun for me.
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480. I fit in somewhere being myself.
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481. She made being an outcast cool.
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482. Being a real person is
more important than being cool.
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483. And you're a real person.
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484. Who owes me 75 copies of
Peter Rabbit before next year.
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485. Okay, if you guys are finished
with this very special episode,
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486. Janine, can you shoot me
Sahar's number?
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487. I'm tryin' to go out
this weekend.
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488. Just what I need —
a man who wears used pants
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489. bringing me a tray of pickles.
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490. Devin, Jacob stayed up
all night long
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491. preparing this zucchini
for the children's lunches.
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492. We realize how difficult
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493. - your day must be.
- Mm.
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494. You work under
stressful conditions,
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495. and you still provide
for hundreds of kids a day.
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496. And I am sorry
for insulting your food.
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497. I am sure it's... great.
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498. I appreciate that.
And it is great.
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499. - You should try some.
- Oh, I have.
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500. No, not with
this new microwave we got.
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501. These things is piping hot.
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502. Go ahead. Give it a try.
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503. Yeah.
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504. Yeah? Yeah?
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505. Mmm. Tater tots.
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506. Oh, that's a chicken nugget.
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507. Ooh.
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508. Anyways, here it is,
all ready to serve.
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509. Oh, yep.
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510. Ooh.
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511. That's a
health-code violation.
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512. I can't be serving food
y'all made at home.
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513. Go ahead,
get some more nuggets.
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514. How'd you get those?
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515. I think the what is more
important than the how here.
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516. I obviously could not afford
to buy the books myself,
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517. so I had to get creative.
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518. So, what you see here
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519. on both domesticity
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520. Uh, as well as socialism
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521. If you think about it
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522. carrot.
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523. Or not.
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524. It's up to the eye
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525. of the person who has the eye.
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526. I reached out
to some art collectors
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527. who notoriously
have money to burn.
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528. I sold the art installation
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529. and had enough money
to replace the books.
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530. Pretty cool.
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531. Oh, why would you
put that together?
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532. Power clashing.
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533. Okay.
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534. Okay, you are gonna flip
when you see. Go.
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535. Ohh.
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536. It's breathtaking!
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537. It's like our own
little Pandora.
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538. You know how like
in Avatar when...
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539. No.
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540. It's okay. I guess
we don't have to like
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541. all the same things
all the time.
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542. - Oh.
- Oh. Uh, let's go.
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543. Yes!
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544. Oh, they were
absolutely killing everything.
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545. I don't think a single seed
would have survived.
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546. I couldn't just sit there
and watch that.
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547. It's like my dad always said.
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548. "A real man doesn't ignore
the root of the problem.
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549. Now pick that hoe up!"
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550. I hate gardening so much.
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