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I love his ambition.
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Uh, Brittany.
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That is a great sentence.
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there have been three presidents
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It's an old book,
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multimillion-dollar renovation
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what are you doing?
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and the toilets don't work.
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almost the same height.
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Turn that down, please!
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woman of God.
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Ms. Howard.
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in a single file.
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- Mm-hmm.
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you remind me so much
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the third grade, Ms. Elliot.
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good with kids,
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That is very kind of you.
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just like her, actually.
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obsessed with her.
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in my report card note,
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A bit clingy."
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did you get my e-mail
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together after school or...
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It must have gone to spam.
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Class, turn around.
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Ms. Howard.
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you're not gonna believe this.
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just retweeted me.
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- So I basically work for MSNBC.
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cheese steaks
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for lunch today?
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not from there.
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he calls me "white boy."
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a term of endearment,
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just ask him to stop.
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people who have —"
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tell "Ta-Nehisi Quotes" here
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a term of endearment
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people?
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For him, it's an insult.
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Second-grade teacher.
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known as a C-note.
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working with the cops?
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Guys, I need a new rug.
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class up a rug
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with a nice coat of plastic.
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What y'all think about
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I brought in here?
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makes our jobs harder.
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We about to be on TV.
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underfunded, poorly managed
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is bad press, Barb.
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Still thriving.
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Hilarious!
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unique take on her job.
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Ava, can I talk to you?
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I didn't think so.
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maybe we can get new rugs?
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you've got on right there.
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and got them.
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working the stadium build.
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Teachers Without Borders,
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- Jacob,
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I'm the liar?
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- You can yell at them.
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I handled this.
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- Sure! Just e-mail a request.
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- Mm.
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Ms. Coleman.
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I'm the sub for the teacher
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punted a student.
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Forgive me.
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young man.
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- Yeah, nice to meet you, Ryan.
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I like that.
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another male teacher in here.
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- There's not a lot of us.
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and got it, but then —
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with the deaconess.
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Try prescription rugs." Classic.
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- Oh, my God!
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- I threw up.
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all the time, so it's okay.
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Child pants!
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- Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!
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the sub for Ms. Schwartz.
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- Yeah.
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explaining the pants.
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- Hold on. Hold on.
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- Okay, one of my kids
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so I brought him,
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flush the toilet,
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in the air.
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- No. Why is that even a thing?
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I'm sorry. Okay.
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- I threw up.
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all right?
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What was your name?
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So, nice to meet you.
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- There's vomit.
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- Um, make a wish.
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- Thanks.
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Everyone pees, you know?
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but she seems nice.
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- Sorry.
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classy eye
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to Ava.
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- But this is me doing my job.
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Oh, did you hear that?
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Ms. Howard.
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we had a lot in common.
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- Good morning.
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- Gregory.
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the emergency budget
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The rugs are immediate.
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instant Xanax for kids.
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in my e-mail.
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like I'm doing now.
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inside takes care of itself.
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Thank God
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'cause they gave us $3,000,
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Can you believe this quality?
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She has gone too far.
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do something. I —
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Somebody should do something.
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I'm gonna do something.
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Whatever you do,
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someone does something,
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then Barbara's right.
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what does that say about me?
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for lunch, pip-squeak?
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from Ava ever again.
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has done today.
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never sees our e-mails.
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of where they came from.
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This is a crisis.
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421. No, a crisis is eating
the cafeteria pizza for lunch.
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exactly?
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423. Well, chocolate drop, I learned
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424. that someone here
doesn't respect me.
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425. But it's not about me,
'cause if you don't respect me,
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427. You can't.
It's mathematically impossible.
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428. W-Whoa. Who doesn't
respect you, Ava —
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429. - I-I mean, the school?
- It's not important.
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a group matter
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431. as to not single
any one person out.
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out loud to each other,
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435. It'll be fun!
Let's start with Janine.
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438. You're pushy, squeaky,
and annoying.
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- That's just —
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441. We're sharing with the goal
of making us all better.
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443. Hershey Kiss, why don't you try?
Start with Janine.
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444. - I really don't want to.
- You're right.
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who knows her better.
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447. - Well, her hair is —
- Absolutely not.
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449. Ava, no one's doing this
to anyone.
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450. Hold on.
I came prepared for this.
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She should be at lunch.
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454. Sheena, remember
what we talked about?
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that you wish was different
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457. She got some big feet.
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that's enough.
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who disrespected Ava.
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460. I e-mailed the superintendent
to tell him
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the school's money on a sign.
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everyone missed lunch,
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about the kids in this school,
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a bad thing.
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You know what?
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469. Actually, Sheena,
you should have this.
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470. - I'm so sorry.
- No, thank you.
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Janine is a lot of things —
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too cheerful.
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476. Oh, this is good stuff.
Let me call her back in.
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478. You know, actually
wanting to help the children
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shouldn't be a bad thing.
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480. Mm!
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481. And where is everybody going?
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482. - To check on Janine.
- To eat lunch...
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485. Big feet are a sign of fertility.
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486. Every lunch period, Barbara.
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487. Every single one, Amir
comes and naps on the rug.
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488. Mm-hmm.
He was in my class.
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490. Dad's not around, and when
he is, the parents fight.
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491. Right. So he doesn't get
much sleep.
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to sleep at his desk,
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the rug is softer —
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at home.
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I don't care
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or not anymore.
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497. I care about whether or not
I can make a change.
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at a school like Abbott —
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do it all.
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We are social workers.
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We are second parents.
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502. Hell, sometimes,
we're even first.
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503. Mm-hmm.
- Why?
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the money.
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506. I could make more
working the street — easy.
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'cause we're supposed to.
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- Mm.
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Brother Cornel West —
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- Don't!
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512. You want to know
my secret?
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for your kids.
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our money together
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- Absolutely.
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518. - Yes.
- Guys, you can't.
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I have the same salary as you
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a doughnut hole this morning.
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522. Well, what are you
gonna do?
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who knows a guy?
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bake a ziti.
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528. you still working
that stadium build?
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529. This day hasn't been easy,
but it's been good,
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530. because I finally get
what Barbara has been saying.
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- Go get it.
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- Yeah!
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What's your name?
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- He doesn't got a name.
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540. You're on a mission.
It's cool to see.
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542. It's just a day in the life
of being a teacher here.
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543. You get used to it.
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544. And that smell
in the walls?
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545. Oh, no, you're never
gonna get used to that.
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- So...
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547. But, um, you're subbing to
go full time, right? Like...
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548. - Um, we'll see.
- Mm.
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surprises me.
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554. I'll stick around
for a little while.
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556. I provided for
my students today.
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557. That's huge.
It's all any of us want to do.
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a piece of tough ash.
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fitted it into his ax-head
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to use it..."
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561. I was called, I answered,
and now I know,
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the higher-ups
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to empty the tank.
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567. Now you're all set to go.
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568. Now, remember,
you got to redo Step 1
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would still be nice, though.
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