1. Liz, there's someone
in the apartment.Copy !req
2. Criss, I...Copy !req
3. Criss! Criss, it's okay.Copy !req
4. I really don't care about
Valentine's.Copy !req
5. But you're a lady.Copy !req
6. Right?Copy !req
7. Why haven't I seen pictures
of you as a baby?Copy !req
8. You know what I like
to celebrate on February 14th?Copy !req
9. The 1920 founding of
the league of women votersCopy !req
10. in Chicago, Illinois.Copy !req
11. They were
supposed to meetCopy !req
12. on the 13th,
but they all got lost, so...Copy !req
13. But Valentine's Day
is fun, Liz.Copy !req
14. I wrote you a song,Copy !req
15. I found you an awesome clip
on Youtube.Copy !req
16. Good morning, everybody.Copy !req
17. I'm hanging out with
my friend, John.Copy !req
18. Fox 5 morning news starts...
Look over there.Copy !req
19. And it starts right now.Copy !req
20. Oh, boy.Copy !req
21. And that's
just the beginning.Copy !req
22. All right, Chros,
all right.Copy !req
23. What else do you have planned?Copy !req
24. I don't know.Copy !req
25. How about dinner
at some place amazing?Copy !req
26. You're kidding, right?Copy !req
27. It's New York, on Valentine's.Copy !req
28. You need a reservation.Copy !req
29. All right, so I'll make one.Copy !req
30. Right now.Copy !req
31. No, it's too late.Copy !req
32. Happy
"league of women voters day."Copy !req
33. Oh, I've got a better idea.Copy !req
34. I will make you dinner at home.Copy !req
35. Mashed potatoes
in a Martini glass,Copy !req
36. we'll open some of that wine
we didn't give the superCopy !req
37. for Christmas because you
decided it would come offCopy !req
38. as racist.Copy !req
39. Oh, I'm glad we gave him
those G.E.D. books instead.Copy !req
40. We're gonna
use real silverware.Copy !req
41. We're gonna light some candles.Copy !req
42. We'll play the soundtrack
to Major League.Copy !req
43. You're making fun of me,
but that love song is awesome.Copy !req
44. All in the comfort
of our own living room.Copy !req
45. Look, Criss, you need to know
what you're up against here.Copy !req
46. I am 0 for 40
on Valentine's Day.Copy !req
47. I will waste you!Copy !req
48. You'll have to go through
this old bastard first!Copy !req
49. Bon Jovi.Copy !req
50. No, no, no, no, no,
Lemon.Copy !req
51. Uh, Liz,Copy !req
52. you know, my mom did just die.Copy !req
53. Will you be my Valentine?Copy !req
54. I just realized I'm gay.Copy !req
55. If this is going
to be "unterrible"Copy !req
56. for the first time ever,Copy !req
57. I'm not eating off
a coffee table.Copy !req
58. Well, you know,
for thousands of yearsCopy !req
59. Japanese diners have used
traditional tatami mats...Copy !req
60. Whoa, okay, no, no, no.Copy !req
61. We'll get a real table.Copy !req
62. But we're going
to need one by tonight.Copy !req
63. That leaves us
only one option.Copy !req
64. We, as a couple,Copy !req
65. are going to Ikea.Copy !req
66. Were you playing golf?Copy !req
67. It's freezing out.Copy !req
68. Yes, I was.Copy !req
69. In Avery's absence, I have
extra time each day to, uh,Copy !req
70. how do I put this?Copy !req
71. Release some energy.Copy !req
72. Are we talking
about something gross?Copy !req
73. My animus has become pent up.Copy !req
74. Why don't you just
come out and sayCopy !req
75. you haven't hadCopy !req
76. "mommy-daddy
sheet monster times."Copy !req
77. I'm not about to cheat
on the woman I love,Copy !req
78. and I've never "mommy-daddy
sheet monstered" myself.Copy !req
79. Never? Not even during
the Love Boat reunion?Copy !req
80. Anyway, sorry you're alone.Copy !req
81. I certainly know what it's likeCopy !req
82. to have
a crummy Valentine's Day.Copy !req
83. We're not going to chili's
until I hit one.Copy !req
84. Go tell the guy the machine's
not fast enough.Copy !req
85. Ow!Copy !req
86. I would kill to get hit in the
crotch by a baseball today.Copy !req
87. Not only is my wife
12,000 miles away,Copy !req
88. my mother-in-law
has decided to visit.Copy !req
89. Oh, no. I've never had
a mother-in-law,Copy !req
90. but I have seen
Everybody loves Raymond.Copy !req
91. "Debra, where's the figurine
I gave you?Copy !req
92. Raymond, I gave Debra
a figurine."Copy !req
93. "Ma!"Copy !req
94. The Jessups are very white
and very proper.Copy !req
95. The first Jessup moved
to this country in 1760Copy !req
96. to avoid an embarrassing
regifting incident.Copy !req
97. But, my lord, I gave you these
dueling pistols last yuletide.Copy !req
98. Yes, of course.Copy !req
99. Now, if you'll excuse me.Copy !req
100. It's been difficult
to get Diana to acknowledgeCopy !req
101. the reality of what's happened
to her daughter.Copy !req
102. What is she,
an Egyptian crocodile?Copy !req
103. 'Cause she is in "denial."Copy !req
104. I've had two coffees.Copy !req
105. Anyway,
you'll be happy to hearCopy !req
106. that I am giving Valentine'sCopy !req
107. a second chance this year.Copy !req
108. Oh, and here we are on six.
For the first...Copy !req
109. What a shame.Copy !req
110. It felt like we were
just getting started.Copy !req
111. "Ma!"Copy !req
112. 30 ROCK
S06 Ep. 06 - Hey, Baby, What's WrongCopy !req
113. Hazel, most people think
of Valentine's DayCopy !req
114. as a celebration of the burning
of a catholic loudmouth, butCopy !req
115. it's also about love.Copy !req
116. And escort prices
going way up.Copy !req
117. Okay, so, how appropriate
that on Valentine's,Copy !req
118. I introduce you to
the new love of your life:Copy !req
119. This job, and everyone here.Copy !req
120. This is kind of the nerve center of
TGS..., the page desk.Copy !req
121. I've had a desk before.Copy !req
122. I managed
a haunted house upstate.Copy !req
123. But, as you know,Copy !req
124. the haunted house industry
is a real boys' club.Copy !req
125. Sure, it's hard,Copy !req
126. changing careers at my age.Copy !req
127. Well, I wouldn't know anythingCopy !req
128. about being too old
for something.Copy !req
129. But here I am, in New York,
living at a 24 hour fitness,Copy !req
130. just ready to be inspired.Copy !req
131. Hazel, right?Copy !req
132. Yeah.Copy !req
133. It's so great to have a woman
page here...Copy !req
134. Thanks.Copy !req
135. To test unapproved Japanese
medications on.Copy !req
136. Swallow.Copy !req
137. Swallow.Copy !req
138. Good girl.Copy !req
139. Now, let me know if all
your pubic hair falls out.Copy !req
140. Oh, my God!Copy !req
141. Oh, no, that's what
it's supposed to do.Copy !req
142. I want to make sure
it doesn't cause seizures.Copy !req
143. Sorry to crash
this sausage party...Copy !req
144. Unnecessary.Copy !req
145. But I have an emergency.Copy !req
146. Sebastian, the producer of
America's kidz got singing,Copy !req
147. OD'd last night
in Guy Fieri's apartment.Copy !req
148. Oh, my God, that's terrible.Copy !req
149. Terrible for me.Copy !req
150. Oh, my God, that's terrible.Copy !req
151. Tonight's our first live show,
I'm singing,Copy !req
152. and we don't have
a line producer.Copy !req
153. So I need to borrow Pete.Copy !req
154. On Valentine's Day?Copy !req
155. No, Pete's got to
go home to his wife.Copy !req
156. Actually, Paula didn't want
to do anything for Valentine's,Copy !req
157. so she's just going
out to dinnerCopy !req
158. with her tennis instructor,
mark.Copy !req
159. Perfect.
Sound check's at 1:00.Copy !req
160. I'm having Sebastian's lucky
earring sent from the morgue.Copy !req
161. Wear it.Copy !req
162. So you're not spending
tonight with Paul?Copy !req
163. No, Paul's been performing onCopy !req
164. a transvestite cruise
for the last month.Copy !req
165. It's called "Caribbean queens"
for emphasize "No more love on the run".Copy !req
166. Billy Ocean is furious,
and very litigious.Copy !req
167. But he's powerless as long as they
stay in international waters.Copy !req
168. Sure.Copy !req
169. Since you asked,
Criss and I are going to Ikea.Copy !req
170. For the hate-sex
after your fight?Copy !req
171. Good idea.Copy !req
172. No, we're not going to fight.Copy !req
173. We're getting one thing.Copy !req
174. I have a plan...Copy !req
175. Nah,
you're going to fight.Copy !req
176. Ikea's where I used
to go pick upCopy !req
177. newly-single vulnerable chicks.Copy !req
178. I've gotten women there two,
three points hotter than me.Copy !req
179. So, you know... fours.Copy !req
180. Look, I don't want to go.Copy !req
181. But we need a table.Copy !req
182. And if Criss thinks he's the guy
to get Liz Lemon on boardCopy !req
183. with "Saint
lame-entine's nay"...Copy !req
184. Oh, honey, that sucks.Copy !req
185. We better be able to survive
a simple trip to Ikea.Copy !req
186. No, Liz, don't test it.Copy !req
187. Especially this early
in a relationship.Copy !req
188. It's like when Mickey Rourke
tested his catapult on me.Copy !req
189. Wow, I was almost listening.Copy !req
190. Where are you going?Copy !req
191. You never take my advice.Copy !req
192. Ms. Maroney.Copy !req
193. Oh, thank you, Kenneth.Copy !req
194. We'll take a pube count,
but it doesn't feel worth it.Copy !req
195. Maybe I'm hitting
them too hard.Copy !req
196. And I should not have walked
past that sporting goods storeCopy !req
197. where the mannequins
have nipples.Copy !req
198. And what race were
those mannequins,Copy !req
199. because their skin was gray.Copy !req
200. They were like
faceless sex aliens.Copy !req
201. - Jack.
- Oh.Copy !req
202. Diana, you're here,
I thought you'd be at the house.Copy !req
203. Oh, yes, I dropped my bags off
and shook hands with the baby,Copy !req
204. but I wanted to come talk
to you about Avery's situation.Copy !req
205. Oh, what situation is that?Copy !req
206. According to
your Christmas letter,Copy !req
207. Avery is in Asia on business.Copy !req
208. You know
that she was kidnappedCopy !req
209. by the north Korean
secret police.Copy !req
210. Don't be vulgar.Copy !req
211. As we said in the letter,
she'll be back soonCopy !req
212. with some charming
Asian ceramics.Copy !req
213. I'm sorry, but who is this
"we" you keep referring to?Copy !req
214. Your husband has been dead
for 15 years.Copy !req
215. Wonderful news. You know
our pacing horse, squanto?Copy !req
216. She's foaling in the spring.Copy !req
217. Diana, I know
the Jessups don't likeCopy !req
218. to talk about
unpleasant matters.Copy !req
219. But sometimes I feel likeCopy !req
220. I'm the only person trying
to get Avery back.Copy !req
221. Well, that is what
I wanted to discuss.Copy !req
222. It has been months, and I feel
like nothing has happened.Copy !req
223. Diana,Copy !req
224. extracting an American
from North Korea is a, uh...Copy !req
225. Oh.Copy !req
226. Is a lot more difficult
than organizingCopy !req
227. a round-Robin paddle
tennis tournament.Copy !req
228. What about organizingCopy !req
229. three round-Robin paddle
tennis tournaments?Copy !req
230. I heard that one
of them was a disaster.Copy !req
231. Who told you that?Copy !req
232. Bebe Butler?Copy !req
233. Oh, she's trying
to destroy me.Copy !req
234. This situation has
become embarrassing.Copy !req
235. One of Frederick's
old Washington friendsCopy !req
236. has some connections with
the Transylvanian consulateCopy !req
237. at the united nations.Copy !req
238. I made an appointment
for both of us.Copy !req
239. Let me stop you right there.Copy !req
240. I've been to the U.N.
repeatedly.Copy !req
241. Mein herr,
meine frau Avery Jessup...Copy !req
242. Kim Jong-Il
vuvuzelaCopy !req
243. Charlize Theron...Copy !req
244. Boomerang my Sheila backCopy !req
245. to her Joey, mate.Copy !req
246. And it's gotten me nowhere.Copy !req
247. The U.N. is
a useless organization,Copy !req
248. with a ridiculous army.Copy !req
249. Robin's egg blue helmets?Copy !req
250. Great camouflage,Copy !req
251. if you're invading
an easter egg hunt.Copy !req
252. Jack, perhaps you're
not having successCopy !req
253. because of that attitude.Copy !req
254. I find you catch
more flies with honey.Copy !req
255. First of all,
why do you want flies?Copy !req
256. Our appointment is at 11:00.Copy !req
257. Strewth, what a bull-dingeredCopy !req
258. Valentine's Day.Copy !req
259. Oh, and Jack?Copy !req
260. I speak Australian.Copy !req
261. Wow, let ferry ride,Copy !req
262. was the first time when we've
ever been on a boat together.Copy !req
263. Unless you count that time
when the goose chased youCopy !req
264. into the Central Park boat pond.Copy !req
265. Criss, I need
to ask you something.Copy !req
266. Have you ever been to an Ikea?Copy !req
267. Do you know what
we're walking into?Copy !req
268. You know what?
I like myself.Copy !req
269. I have good taste in drapes.Copy !req
270. I wish I'd died on Iwo Jima
and never met you.Copy !req
271. Whoa.Copy !req
272. What was that?Copy !req
273. Not us.Copy !req
274. We are a good team,
and we have a plan.Copy !req
275. We're going to go in, get the
kurtz with the birch veneer,Copy !req
276. and then get out.Copy !req
277. Then go home and have
an amazing night together.Copy !req
278. I just got my period.Copy !req
279. Liz, what are
you worried about?Copy !req
280. Come on,
this is gonna be fun.Copy !req
281. I'm going back
to those cute bowls.Copy !req
282. I swear to God,
I will stab you!Copy !req
283. So tense.Copy !req
284. Just like my mom's back.Copy !req
285. Dude, what was that?Copy !req
286. I just don't want
to be alone today.Copy !req
287. In 48 years, I haven't
had one good Valentine's.Copy !req
288. Man, if I weren't
with Lynn nowCopy !req
289. we could team up.Copy !req
290. Valentine's Day
is the perfect timeCopy !req
291. to meet vulnerable women.Copy !req
292. It's scumbag Christmas!Copy !req
293. Just tell me what to do.Copy !req
294. Look, guys like us have
to pick low-hanging fruit.Copy !req
295. We look like Far side drawings.Copy !req
296. So we go where women are
sad, desperate, and weak...Copy !req
297. Cat shelters, blood banks,
the ice cream standCopy !req
298. at a Celtic woman concert...
And we strike.Copy !req
299. Another good place
is the beauty salon,Copy !req
300. where white girls try
to do black hair.Copy !req
301. Sisters come out crying, feeling
all bad about themselves,Copy !req
302. and we walk up on them all,Copy !req
303. "Hey, baby,
what's wrong?"Copy !req
304. You're married,
I actually have a girlfriend,Copy !req
305. all our dirtbag knowledge
is going to go to waste.Copy !req
306. No, it's not.Copy !req
307. Lutz, prepare for
the adventure of a lifetime.Copy !req
308. Then after we watch
Fievel goes west,Copy !req
309. we're gonna get you some action.Copy !req
310. Hey, you needed to see me?Copy !req
311. Did you book a female
hair-person for me tonight?Copy !req
312. Who's Karen?Copy !req
313. I need someone named Trentence,
or Orbino.Copy !req
314. Get in the game, Pete.
Your star is freaking out.Copy !req
315. What are you freaking
out about?Copy !req
316. You sing live all the time.Copy !req
317. This is different.Copy !req
318. It's not some rinky-dink
late night showCopy !req
319. that a bald idiot produces.Copy !req
320. It's the largest audience
I've ever performed for.Copy !req
321. And after spending all season
ripping cute kids new ones,Copy !req
322. everyone wants me to fail.Copy !req
323. Tomorrow night on
America's kidz got singing,Copy !req
324. the judge becomes
the opposite of the judge.Copy !req
325. Come on, guys,
a little effort.Copy !req
326. Jenna Maroney's singing live,Copy !req
327. and all of America is just
waiting for thatCopy !req
328. To get over and over
and over again with a.Copy !req
329. Nice bleeping.
Sorry about earlier.Copy !req
330. Jenna, you need to relax.Copy !req
331. Listen up, if tonight isn't
a huge "jiumph,"Copy !req
332. which is short for
"Jenna triumph,"Copy !req
333. it's on you.Copy !req
334. And like all celebrities,Copy !req
335. I'm very good
at shifting the blame.Copy !req
336. I attacked Nancy Kerrigan.Copy !req
337. - Did you get my message?
- Yes, your excellency.Copy !req
338. And I also wish you,Copy !req
339. a "bear-y" happy
Valentine's Day.Copy !req
340. He said it'll be another hour.Copy !req
341. The assistant attache has
a few minutes around 14:30.Copy !req
342. 14:30? You do know that this
office is in America, right?Copy !req
343. Do you see a 14
on my watch?Copy !req
344. Yes, it's the date.Copy !req
345. Happy Valentine's Day.Copy !req
346. That's cute.Copy !req
347. And what insolvent country
do you come from?Copy !req
348. New Jersey.
I'm just a weirdo.Copy !req
349. Will you please
stop being so hostile?Copy !req
350. You just make everything worse.Copy !req
351. No wonder you haven't
accomplished anything.Copy !req
352. You know what?
Avery loved a good fight.Copy !req
353. She used to call the cable
company and dispute our bill,Copy !req
354. just for the sport of it.Copy !req
355. She wouldn't stand for
this dog and pony show.Copy !req
356. I have organized several
dog and pony shows,Copy !req
357. and I'm offended
by what you're implying.Copy !req
358. How are you Avery's mother?Copy !req
359. We have a few things
in common, Jack.Copy !req
360. We both married much,
much older men,Copy !req
361. which can be hard,Copy !req
362. or, more often, flaccid.Copy !req
363. I have an idea. Maybe,
we just don't talk at all.Copy !req
364. Maybe we sit quietly
and read our, uh,Copy !req
365. soccer magazine.Copy !req
366. Mr. Jordan's lizard, Jeremy,Copy !req
367. is always escaping
and biting everyone.Copy !req
368. Like owner, like lizard.Copy !req
369. Oh, man.Copy !req
370. That's why Mr. Jordan got him
a GPS collar.Copy !req
371. Now it's easier to find...Copy !req
372. Huh, well that can't be.Copy !req
373. It says he's inside the room.Copy !req
374. Maybe you're reading it wrong?Copy !req
375. Three feet, two feet,Copy !req
376. it says he's right on top of us.Copy !req
377. Oh!Copy !req
378. Oh, my God, my face.Copy !req
379. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
380. He's mating with my mouth.Copy !req
381. He likes you!Copy !req
382. Here's a good one.Copy !req
383. Go to a strip club
on Father's Day,Copy !req
384. and shout things like,Copy !req
385. "I'm proud of you!"Copy !req
386. Classic.Copy !req
387. Where's Pete?Copy !req
388. I just dyed my gums because I
want them to pop on camera.Copy !req
389. But now they're burning.Copy !req
390. Another way
to meet damaged womenCopy !req
391. is to hang out with actresses.Copy !req
392. Actresses?Copy !req
393. Where? How young are they?Copy !req
394. I'll do nudity.Copy !req
395. Back in the day,
used to work as a stock boyCopy !req
396. in a chic uptown
department store,Copy !req
397. called "Ray-Ray's discount
clothes bucket."Copy !req
398. I would go to
the swimsuit sectionCopy !req
399. and switch the tags.Copy !req
400. I'd take a size six and put
a size twelve sticker on it.Copy !req
401. And then some thick girl
would try to squeeze into it,Copy !req
402. and come out of
the dressing room like,Copy !req
403. "I've gotten bigger.
Why do I even bother dieting?"Copy !req
404. And I'm all like,Copy !req
405. "Hey, baby, what's wrong?"Copy !req
406. You know, a great place to meet
vulnerable women is weight watchers.Copy !req
407. I did "watchers"
to stay pageant-fit,Copy !req
408. but it was too much math
for a six-year-old.Copy !req
409. Thank God I found cigarettes.Copy !req
410. "Weight watchers," got it.Copy !req
411. And if worse comes to worse,Copy !req
412. make the lady feel vulnerable.Copy !req
413. Check this out.Copy !req
414. Aah!Copy !req
415. Oh, baby, did someone
throw cereal on you?Copy !req
416. Let's get you out
of these wet clothes.Copy !req
417. Oh, what is wrong
with you people?Copy !req
418. Whatever.Copy !req
419. Jeremy says she's
a tease anyway.Copy !req
420. Now, let's hit
weight watchers.Copy !req
421. How is there
no signal in here?Copy !req
422. Silence, prisoner.Copy !req
423. I mean, can I help you,
valued customer?Copy !req
424. Ah, there you are.Copy !req
425. What are you doing?Copy !req
426. Buying stuff for tonight,Copy !req
427. to make it awesome.Copy !req
428. Look, salt and pepper shakers.Copy !req
429. You put them together,
it makes a heart.Copy !req
430. Take them apart,
two red sperms.Copy !req
431. We're not getting that.Copy !req
432. What's with
the "neggy" vibes, jeez.Copy !req
433. I can get things.Copy !req
434. Not if you're
not paying for them.Copy !req
435. Heh!Copy !req
436. Let's go get that table,
buddy.Copy !req
437. Ikea.Copy !req
438. First things first.Copy !req
439. I am from Transylvania,Copy !req
440. but I am not a vampire.Copy !req
441. I'm just a night owl with
a terrible garlic allergy.Copy !req
442. So, this is regarding that boyCopy !req
443. who went missing in my castle?Copy !req
444. No, we're here about my wife.Copy !req
445. My daughter, Avery Jessup,
she's in North Korea.Copy !req
446. Ah, yes, the Jessup case.Copy !req
447. Yes, I would like to speak
to Kim Jong-Un, immediately.Copy !req
448. That is unacceptable.Copy !req
449. I understand.Copy !req
450. The operator wouldn't let
me dial long-distance.Copy !req
451. So, thank you both for coming.Copy !req
452. Oh, no.Copy !req
453. That is exactly what
I expected would happen.Copy !req
454. Oh, does that hurt?Copy !req
455. Well, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
456. Well that is just
the beginning, you... penis!Copy !req
457. This isn't some
idiotic civil warCopy !req
458. in some country without oil.Copy !req
459. This is my favorite daughter.Copy !req
460. And she is a beautiful
white American.Copy !req
461. So why the fudge isn'tCopy !req
462. everyone fudging freaking
the fudge out!Copy !req
463. She's right.Copy !req
464. You are a penis!Copy !req
465. I'm going to call security.Copy !req
466. One of the guys has a whistle.Copy !req
467. Vampire push.Copy !req
468. Did you just threaten her?Copy !req
469. I want you to apologize
to this woman, right now.Copy !req
470. I am a very powerful man.Copy !req
471. I can see to it
that TransylvaniaCopy !req
472. never sees another
episode of Friends.Copy !req
473. No! Monica and Chandler just
slept together in London.Copy !req
474. I'm... I'm sorry.Copy !req
475. Okay. Now admit
the U.N. is useless.Copy !req
476. It is. Half the building
is a laser tag arena.Copy !req
477. Admit it's annoying
when Bono comes around.Copy !req
478. Oh, it's the worst.Copy !req
479. Every time he says he's not
hungry when we collect moneyCopy !req
480. for pizza, and then
he eats, like, three slices.Copy !req
481. Oh, you disgust me.Copy !req
482. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
483. Oh, and, Cjokula,Copy !req
484. at Monica and Chandler's
wedding,Copy !req
485. Rachel's the one
who is pregnant.Copy !req
486. Ah, finally, tables.Copy !req
487. Stop walking so close to me!Copy !req
488. I'm sorry.Copy !req
489. It's this place.Copy !req
490. But also, if you would
just let me get a few stepsCopy !req
491. ahead of you first,
and then you walk?Copy !req
492. I found it.Copy !req
493. Nice.Copy !req
494. What?Copy !req
495. Eh, it's nice, it's just...Copy !req
496. I don't know if I'm feeling it,
you know?Copy !req
497. What about this idea?Copy !req
498. I know a guy who cuts glass...Copy !req
499. No. I took measurements,Copy !req
500. I looked at colors,
we came here.Copy !req
501. This is the plan.Copy !req
502. Yeah, it's just
that this table,Copy !req
503. it feels kind of uptight.Copy !req
504. And I think something
a little more funCopy !req
505. would be a better table,
for me.Copy !req
506. Oh, well,
I don't know, Criss.Copy !req
507. Maybe a more fun table
wouldn't be as supportive.Copy !req
508. Mm.Copy !req
509. What? No, no,
we are not doing this.Copy !req
510. We are not letting this tableCopy !req
511. be a metaphor
for our relationship.Copy !req
512. That's what Ikea wants us to do.Copy !req
513. I'm just not sure my chair
wants to be with this table.Copy !req
514. Why, because
deep down your chairCopy !req
515. would rather be
with other chairs?Copy !req
516. Wow, I think the tableCopy !req
517. needs to stop listening
to its mother.Copy !req
518. Well, it's just
the table thinks the chairCopy !req
519. takes too many camping trips
with Richard.Copy !req
520. Almost there, teammate.Copy !req
521. To the warehouse!Copy !req
522. Seriously?
"Zoo York."Copy !req
523. Okay, everybody,
sound check for Ms. Maroney.Copy !req
524. No, I don't want
a live band.Copy !req
525. Live bands make mistakes.Copy !req
526. Pete, I have
made love to Alfonso,Copy !req
527. he can't keep rhythm,
get him out of here.Copy !req
528. That's a wrap on Alfonso.Copy !req
529. Alfonso Disparioso, everybody.Copy !req
530. This is your moment.Copy !req
531. The world breathes for you.Copy !req
532. I love you, myself.Copy !req
533. And playback.Copy !req
534. Jenna, you're not singing.Copy !req
535. Yes, I am.Copy !req
536. I'm sorry I was such
an Italian in there,Copy !req
537. but that was unacceptable.Copy !req
538. No, you were wonderful.Copy !req
539. The way your eyes went dead,
just like Avery's.Copy !req
540. I didn't know you
had that in you.Copy !req
541. "Yosemite Sam" was based
on my grandfather,Copy !req
542. so yes, I do have a temper.Copy !req
543. There are a lot of things
you don't know about me, Jack.Copy !req
544. In 1978, I was in Playboy,
just wearing a necktieCopy !req
545. and holding hands
with a black girl.Copy !req
546. How could I have ever saidCopy !req
547. that you're not
your daughter's mother.Copy !req
548. Those incredible cheekbones,
like an evil Disney queen.Copy !req
549. No, I misjudged you.Copy !req
550. The way you broke
that man downCopy !req
551. like a folding table
at a dog and pony show.Copy !req
552. And I am sorry I compared you
to my late husband.Copy !req
553. You are not some
liver-spotted old manCopy !req
554. constantly spilling hot tea
in his lapCopy !req
555. until his whole crotch
was useless.Copy !req
556. Useless!Copy !req
557. You are young.Copy !req
558. You are virile.Copy !req
559. Your hair, like a lion's mane.Copy !req
560. My eyes,
like two pools of ice water.Copy !req
561. Ah, let's keep walking,Copy !req
562. in the cold.Copy !req
563. Yes.Copy !req
564. Do you like baseball?
Let's talk about baseball.Copy !req
565. I love baseball.
Abner Doubleday.Copy !req
566. - The bats are long and hard.
- The gloves are girls.Copy !req
567. - Balls!
- Jeter's thighs in those pants.Copy !req
568. New topic.Copy !req
569. Aaaa!Copy !req
570. You know, it's funny.Copy !req
571. If those teeth were
in your vagina,Copy !req
572. you'd be considered a monster.Copy !req
573. Well, Jenna, there's nothing
physically wrong with you.Copy !req
574. That's impossible.Copy !req
575. Why can't I sing?Copy !req
576. Well, it must be
psychosomatic.Copy !req
577. Don't worry, that's just
a fancy doctor wordCopy !req
578. for "your brain is broken."Copy !req
579. Unfortunately, there's
no field of medicineCopy !req
580. that deals with the brain.Copy !req
581. But, I can give you
a pamphlet for a cult.Copy !req
582. You don't understand.Copy !req
583. This is how
I make my living.Copy !req
584. Like me and my cell phone
bedazzling.Copy !req
585. I have to be able to sing.Copy !req
586. Maybe you're shutting down
because of all the pressure.Copy !req
587. There is a lot riding
on this performance.Copy !req
588. Pressure? That's ridiculous.Copy !req
589. Pressure is trying
to pass for fourCopy !req
590. when you just turned seven,Copy !req
591. at the "Miss Toddler
Panama city" pageant.Copy !req
592. You're crammed into
the same five-inch heelsCopy !req
593. you wore the year before,
blood pooling in your toes.Copy !req
594. But you know if you don't win,Copy !req
595. mom can't fix the hole
in the gator fence,Copy !req
596. so you'll be up all night,Copy !req
597. stabbing gators.Copy !req
598. Pressure is performing
on a party boatCopy !req
599. that catches on fire,Copy !req
600. your throat burning
from the smoke.Copy !req
601. You still sing so beautifully
that it calms the passengers,Copy !req
602. so that you
and the crew can escape.Copy !req
603. Pressure...Copy !req
604. It's the "Rule of threes,"
Pete.Copy !req
605. Is singing the Yemeni national
anthemCopy !req
606. while a handsome but ruthless
general pushes a scimitarCopy !req
607. into your neck,Copy !req
608. Kristin Chenoweth's
corpse at your feet.Copy !req
609. That's pressure.Copy !req
610. This live show is nothing.Copy !req
611. Well, there's something
weird going on here.Copy !req
612. You feel that
sexual energy too?Copy !req
613. I mean, but... it would
be wrong to act on it.Copy !req
614. Well, it's 5:00 somewhere.Copy !req
615. No, this isn't happening.
They're sold out.Copy !req
616. This is why you don't
just choose one option.Copy !req
617. We were in a room full
of tables.Copy !req
618. No, this is why you
don't waste 45 minutesCopy !req
619. wandering around the
"Valentine's marketplace."Copy !req
620. Trying to find stuff
for tonight.Copy !req
621. For you.
Really cool stuff.Copy !req
622. You still have those salt
and pepper shakers, don't you?Copy !req
623. Well, I don't
want them anymore.Copy !req
624. 'Cause I'm not
feeling romantic.Copy !req
625. God, you actually got
me excited about today.Copy !req
626. Valentine's is the worst!Copy !req
627. It's even worse
than earth day.Copy !req
628. You just see so many
dirty feet in sandals.Copy !req
629. I don't know, Liz.Copy !req
630. This could have been special.Copy !req
631. I had stuff planned.Copy !req
632. No, you didn't.Copy !req
633. You wrote half a song,
and thought you'd "wing it,"Copy !req
634. like you do with everything.Copy !req
635. I mean, if you'd had a planCopy !req
636. we wouldn't even be
in this hellhole.Copy !req
637. Good, go wide with it.
Go.Copy !req
638. Oh, really?Copy !req
639. Well, how's your super-planned
life going, Liz?Copy !req
640. You're 40-something...Copy !req
641. One! Come on, Criss.Copy !req
642. You have no kids.Copy !req
643. The only thing you
like about your jobCopy !req
644. is taking home free sodas.Copy !req
645. And you're attacking
the only good thing in your lifeCopy !req
646. because of a stupid table.Copy !req
647. This isn't about the table.Copy !req
648. This is about you never
following through on anything,Copy !req
649. ever.Copy !req
650. It's why you didn't
finish law school,Copy !req
651. it's why you still aren't done
filling out your 2010 census.Copy !req
652. Well what race am
I supposed to check?Copy !req
653. We all come from Africa.Copy !req
654. You know what?Copy !req
655. Ikea tested us, we failed.Copy !req
656. Okay, just go.Copy !req
657. That's a good idea.Copy !req
658. We're done here.Copy !req
659. Yeah, we are definitely done.Copy !req
660. Thank you.Copy !req
661. That's why I get out of
the nidurgangur in the morning.Copy !req
662. It's one of our cheaper beds.Copy !req
663. There you are.Copy !req
664. I think your break is over,
Ms. Wassername.Copy !req
665. Did I make a mistake,
Kenneth?Copy !req
666. A big mistake.Copy !req
667. Tracy Jordan threw milk at you,Copy !req
668. and you didn't even thank him?Copy !req
669. How does that reflect
on the page program?Copy !req
670. And our mascot, "Pagey,"
a piece of paper.Copy !req
671. Everyone here is awful.Copy !req
672. I need to be inspired.Copy !req
673. I came here to start
a glamorous new life.Copy !req
674. 'Cause today,
anyone can be famous.Copy !req
675. I mean, look at foxy knoxy.Copy !req
676. What did she ever do
besides not kill anybody?Copy !req
677. So, why not me?Copy !req
678. I could have a fragrance,Copy !req
679. or a line
of children's handbags,Copy !req
680. or be in a reality show with
other kooky dumb sluts.Copy !req
681. You don't think
I have dreams?Copy !req
682. Last night, I dreamed
a baby ate my hair.Copy !req
683. But sometimes, you have
to start at the bottom.Copy !req
684. I'd like for you to make
a delivery for me.Copy !req
685. And, while you're out,Copy !req
686. think about
how your page underwearCopy !req
687. has been handed down,
page to page,Copy !req
688. for over 70 years.Copy !req
689. - So, do you like music?
- Yes.Copy !req
690. I have supported the Baltimore
Philharmonic for years.Copy !req
691. These days, it's just a boom box
and a guy in a crab costume.Copy !req
692. He gets shot out of
a Cannon at Ravens Games.Copy !req
693. The city may not be thriving.Copy !req
694. Well, it's not
just Baltimore.Copy !req
695. We live in a benighted age.Copy !req
696. The last time I heard
classical music on televisionCopy !req
697. was Schubert's final sonata
in a commercial.Copy !req
698. Now why would anyone
use music written by a manCopy !req
699. dying of syphilis
to sell douches.Copy !req
700. Because people
are getting stupider.Copy !req
701. Think how much
Schubert accomplishedCopy !req
702. in the 31 years he was alive.Copy !req
703. Coming through.Copy !req
704. And then there's, uh,Copy !req
705. this guy.Copy !req
706. My taxes are paying
for your healthcare!Copy !req
707. Do a sit-up!Copy !req
708. I really
underestimated you, Jack.Copy !req
709. Maybe we shouldn't
talk at all.Copy !req
710. How do you think
our boys are doing in there?Copy !req
711. I guess it's been
a pretty rough week.Copy !req
712. Yesterday, I ate all the cheese
out of the mouse traps.Copy !req
713. Now, who'd like to continue
this magic over drinks?Copy !req
714. A Cosmo's five points?Copy !req
715. Okay.Copy !req
716. All right.Copy !req
717. Hey, baby, what's wrong?Copy !req
718. Nothing's wrong, you think
something's wrong with me?Copy !req
719. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
720. Um, didn't the white lady
just mess up your hair?Copy !req
721. I work for the post office,
I was delivering a package.Copy !req
722. But you think
my hair's messed up?Copy !req
723. No, I...Copy !req
724. You're gonna tell me
about black lady hair,Copy !req
725. you "Louie Anderson"
little bitch?Copy !req
726. Run! Run for your life!Copy !req
727. Hi.Copy !req
728. Are you shopping for someone?Copy !req
729. Um...Copy !req
730. Do you know what size she is?Copy !req
731. No. I don't know. Maybe. No.Copy !req
732. I see.Copy !req
733. It's okay.Copy !req
734. I have an Uncle who uses
my discount here all the time.Copy !req
735. I'll take it.Copy !req
736. Okay, Jenna.Copy !req
737. I think I know what
your problem is.Copy !req
738. It's the "yips."Copy !req
739. When will congress
pass a lawCopy !req
740. to get those bastards
out of our country?Copy !req
741. No, no. The "yips"
is somethingCopy !req
742. that happens to athletes.Copy !req
743. They get in their heads,Copy !req
744. and stop being able
to do stuffCopy !req
745. they've done a million times.Copy !req
746. Like, bet me during a poker
game at Tony Romo's house?Copy !req
747. I know you don't think it's
mental, but it is.Copy !req
748. And, I get it.Copy !req
749. - It's scary to admit...
- How would you know?Copy !req
750. Because it happened to me!Copy !req
751. I was the best they'd
ever seen, and I blew it!Copy !req
752. Peter Hornberger, a shoo-in
for this Olympic squad,Copy !req
753. about to arch.Copy !req
754. You're going to want
to watch this, folks,Copy !req
755. so put down your Rubik's cube,Copy !req
756. turn off that Yakov Smirnoff
standup tape,Copy !req
757. and set all your
swatches to right now.Copy !req
758. I've been shot!Copy !req
759. Someone run into town
and find a payphone!Copy !req
760. This happened to you?
We have something in common?Copy !req
761. Ick.Copy !req
762. Look, tonight is huge
for you, and for me.Copy !req
763. If this goes well,
it could get us both outCopy !req
764. of the late-night ghetto.Copy !req
765. Because you and me?Copy !req
766. We're prime-time, baby.Copy !req
767. Fine, it's mental.Copy !req
768. I have the "yips."Copy !req
769. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
770. Okay, we don't have
a lot of time.Copy !req
771. So, maybe just by acknowledging
the problem,Copy !req
772. we fixed it?Copy !req
773. I think we did.Copy !req
774. I'm cured!Copy !req
775. It's worse.Copy !req
776. I can't open my mouth.Copy !req
777. Happy
Valentine's to the two lovers.Copy !req
778. Come into my restaurant
for the romance.Copy !req
779. Oh, no, no, no,
we're not together.Copy !req
780. What?Copy !req
781. But, this is a crime.Copy !req
782. Such a beautiful,
age-appropriate couple.Copy !req
783. You are perfect together.Copy !req
784. You are like pasta,
and a mouth.Copy !req
785. Do you not think that
she's beautiful?Copy !req
786. Yes, empirically
she is attractive.Copy !req
787. And is he not handsome,
with hair like black vermicelli?Copy !req
788. Yes, he is handsome,
but...Copy !req
789. The only "but" we speak
of tonight,Copy !req
790. is the butt of the human ass.Copy !req
791. Valentine's,
she is a celebrationCopy !req
792. of love, and sex,Copy !req
793. and touch.Copy !req
794. Come inside,Copy !req
795. and have the most romantic
notte of your lives.Copy !req
796. We have a unisex bathroom,Copy !req
797. with, come si dice,Copy !req
798. uh, no lock,
and extra mirrors.Copy !req
799. I have to go check on Liddy.Copy !req
800. I have to go walk
around the park.Copy !req
801. Maybe forever.Copy !req
802. Darn it,
what am I doing wrong?Copy !req
803. This is it, Lutz.Copy !req
804. The Ikea parking lot.Copy !req
805. If you can't close
the deal here,Copy !req
806. you're on your own.Copy !req
807. Back in the day,Copy !req
808. you know how many women me and
Lamar Odom's dad picked up here?Copy !req
809. And keep in mind,
back then this was a marsh,Copy !req
810. where people came
to shoot at fish.Copy !req
811. There's your
low-hanging fruit.Copy !req
812. We can teach you no more.Copy !req
813. Fly, Lutz, fly.Copy !req
814. Hey, baby, what's wrong?Copy !req
815. Lutz?Copy !req
816. Mom-boss?Copy !req
817. What are you doing?Copy !req
818. Oh, my God,
Lutz just hit on Liz.Copy !req
819. About time.Copy !req
820. The last six years has been
like watching Moonlighting.Copy !req
821. Hang on, were
you hitting on me?Copy !req
822. I'm sorry.Copy !req
823. I just wanted to have
a nice Valentine's Day,Copy !req
824. so Frank and Tracy tried
to help me out.Copy !req
825. But I keep screwing up.Copy !req
826. Every time I get
a good thing going,Copy !req
827. I do something stupid
and blow it.Copy !req
828. You want to know the reason
why Lutz is alone?Copy !req
829. Lutz!Copy !req
830. And Dollhouse penis syndrome.Copy !req
831. Oh, my God.Copy !req
832. I'm female Lutz.Copy !req
833. I love you too.Copy !req
834. No, I mean...Copy !req
835. I'm my own worst enemy.Copy !req
836. Do you want to know
the reason Liz is alone?Copy !req
837. Liz.Copy !req
838. Also I menstruate a lot.Copy !req
839. Oh, God, does this mean
I have to change?Copy !req
840. Oh, I have to go back
and be the bigger person?Copy !req
841. What if Criss already left
and I have to go find him?Copy !req
842. It's so cold.Copy !req
843. Oh, realizations
are the worst.Copy !req
844. Excuse me,
are you Jenna Maroney?Copy !req
845. Oh, my goodness,
are these for me?Copy !req
846. Yes.Copy !req
847. For your grave.Copy !req
848. I hope you die
out there tonight.Copy !req
849. Dude, that was a disaster.Copy !req
850. Worse than me trying
to send a fax.Copy !req
851. 50 straight
Valentine's days alone.Copy !req
852. I mean, 48.Copy !req
853. Are you crazy?Copy !req
854. You're not alone.Copy !req
855. You spent Valentine's with us.Copy !req
856. Yeah, two people who care
enough about your sexual needsCopy !req
857. to blow off their wives
and girlfriends.Copy !req
858. - Oh, no.
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
859. Right now, Angie's
in a hotel roomCopy !req
860. dressed as a clown.Copy !req
861. And I'm supposed to get
into an elephant costumeCopy !req
862. and interview her for
a job at the circus.Copy !req
863. I spent Valentine's Day
with friends.Copy !req
864. Friends?Copy !req
865. We are work acquaintances
at best.Copy !req
866. At worst, we are rivalsCopy !req
867. who inspire and try
to make each other better.Copy !req
868. Now let's go get
some tiny meatballs.Copy !req
869. Meatballs, here we come!Copy !req
870. Meatballs!Copy !req
871. Pick up your phone, Criss.Copy !req
872. Jack, I can't talk.Copy !req
873. I am mentally writing
an apology,Copy !req
874. and it's giving me
a tension headache,Copy !req
875. and I am so cold!Copy !req
876. I want to have sex
with Avery's mother.Copy !req
877. No! You can't do that.Copy !req
878. I know.Copy !req
879. And maybe it's just
the loneliness,Copy !req
880. and the frustration,Copy !req
881. and stupid Valentine's Day.Copy !req
882. But she's amazing.Copy !req
883. And come on, didn't our friends
the ancient OlmecsCopy !req
884. bed both mother and daughter
to satisfy their Jaguar gods?Copy !req
885. - And everybody loves them.
- Jack, listen to me.Copy !req
886. That is wrong
on so many levels.Copy !req
887. You can never sleep with her,Copy !req
888. never, never, ever, ever...Copy !req
889. Never, ever, ever.
Never, ever, ever, ever!Copy !req
890. I get it, Lemon.
Thank you.Copy !req
891. Just hearing your labored
breathing while youCopy !req
892. walk up stairs has purged me
of all sexual desire.Copy !req
893. Yeah, well,
glad I could help.Copy !req
894. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to clean upCopy !req
895. the mess I made here with...Copy !req
896. Criss.Copy !req
897. You're still here.Copy !req
898. I tried to call you.Copy !req
899. 20 missed calls?
How did...Copy !req
900. Right.Copy !req
901. My ringtone is
the sounds of cooking.Copy !req
902. Which is perfect,
because I love cooking.Copy !req
903. But when I'm cooking...Copy !req
904. Lemon, please hang up,Copy !req
905. I can't listen
to any more of this.Copy !req
906. Oh, yeah.
Look...Copy !req
907. I was planning on saying
"it was my fault,"Copy !req
908. and, "please, let's
get back together."Copy !req
909. But, it doesn't
look like I need to.Copy !req
910. What do you mean,
"get back together"?Copy !req
911. You thought we broke up
because of that fight?Copy !req
912. No, that would be idiotic.Copy !req
913. You wanted a table,
I wasn't super-helpful.Copy !req
914. Who cares?
I tend to care, you know...Copy !req
915. I let little things
ruin stuff.Copy !req
916. I mean, I stopped shopping
at kmart because I found outCopy !req
917. that Kathy Ireland didn't design
any of her signature socks.Copy !req
918. But maybe, after 40 years...Copy !req
919. 41.Copy !req
920. - I can change.
- Eh, don't bother.Copy !req
921. You can get mad at dumb stuff.
That's your thing.Copy !req
922. I'll get over it.
That's my thing.Copy !req
923. It's kind of perfect.Copy !req
924. But how are we ever
going to break up?Copy !req
925. I don't know,
maybe we never will.Copy !req
926. Maybe we'll still be celebrating
Valentine's togetherCopy !req
927. 100 years from now.Copy !req
928. Do you think
our ape overlords will let us?Copy !req
929. Oh, they'll let you and me
do whatever we want,Copy !req
930. because we'll be spying
on the rest of humanityCopy !req
931. for the ape police.Copy !req
932. Wait, where did
you get a table?Copy !req
933. I made it.Copy !req
934. I gathered fallen tree branches
from Riverside Park.Copy !req
935. That's where we first met.Copy !req
936. Yeah. And the top
is a Herman Cain posterCopy !req
937. I found in a dumpster.Copy !req
938. Aw.Copy !req
939. Excuse me?Copy !req
940. I have a package for Liz Lemon.Copy !req
941. Oh, sure, come in.Copy !req
942. You're the head writer
TGS?Copy !req
943. But you're so beautiful.Copy !req
944. Charlie what now?Copy !req
945. I love your brown hair.Copy !req
946. It's so bouncy, like the
"after" picture in a lice ad.Copy !req
947. Thank you.Copy !req
948. It's from intermittent washing.Copy !req
949. And you own this place?Copy !req
950. Yeah.Copy !req
951. Holy Moly, there's stairs?Copy !req
952. And a dining room table?Copy !req
953. Is this your boyfriend?Copy !req
954. Yeah. He made me dinner.Copy !req
955. Mashed potatoes
in a Martini glass.Copy !req
956. Who are you, the president?Copy !req
957. Of France?Copy !req
958. I know, right?Copy !req
959. You are an inspiration,
Liz Lemon.Copy !req
960. I am an inspiration.Copy !req
961. I'll see you at work tomorrow.Copy !req
962. Happy Valentine's Day.Copy !req
963. You too.Copy !req
964. I want your life.Copy !req
965. And I will have it.Copy !req
966. I like her.Copy !req
967. - 45 seconds.
- Jenna.Copy !req
968. This is a nightmare.Copy !req
969. My Nemeses, Abigail Breslin
and the womanCopy !req
970. from those progressive
insurance commercials,Copy !req
971. are in the audience.Copy !req
972. Just, relax... panic, don't.Copy !req
973. You failed me, Pete.Copy !req
974. And when I go down,
I'm taking you with me.Copy !req
975. You'll never work again.Copy !req
976. But I have five kids.Copy !req
977. And grandkids can't
be far behind,Copy !req
978. little Evelyn's so sexual.Copy !req
979. 30 seconds.Copy !req
980. These shoes hurt, mommy.Copy !req
981. Good. Focus on the pain,Copy !req
982. not on the fact that
if you lose,Copy !req
983. I'm gonna pour acid
on your Barbies.Copy !req
984. Okay, come on.Copy !req
985. Huh.Copy !req
986. The shoes.Copy !req
987. The fire.Copy !req
988. The sword.Copy !req
989. It's the pain.Copy !req
990. She needs the pain
to distract her.Copy !req
991. I need to hurt her,Copy !req
992. but she's all the way
over there.Copy !req
993. How could I possib...Copy !req
994. Come on, Hornberger.Copy !req
995. Archer...Copy !req
996. Arch!Copy !req
997. Is she bleeding?Copy !req
998. It looks like an arrow wound.Copy !req
999. Oh, Jack.Copy !req
1000. I didn't know you'd
be down here.Copy !req
1001. Oh, nice place.Copy !req
1002. What did you pay for
all this wood?Copy !req
1003. I don't believe we've met.Copy !req
1004. Jack, this is...Copy !req
1005. Someone I saw fighting with
a dog outside a liquor store.Copy !req
1006. I'm Herb.Copy !req
1007. 'Cause you are what you smoke,
right "Jackie"?Copy !req
1008. Hey, where's the head?Copy !req
1009. We're in mixed company,Copy !req
1010. but let's just say I've got
to go wreck your toilet.Copy !req
1011. It's down that hallway
on the right-hand side.Copy !req
1012. Mm.Copy !req
1013. Diana, don't do this.Copy !req
1014. I'm lonely, Jack.Copy !req
1015. So am I.Copy !req
1016. Believe me,
I know how you feel.Copy !req
1017. Being alone
on Valentine's Day,Copy !req
1018. frustrated
in all kinds of ways.Copy !req
1019. Just wanting a connection,Copy !req
1020. to hold someone's hand.Copy !req
1021. Ideally when she's wearing
only a necktie.Copy !req
1022. But you deserve better
than Herb.Copy !req
1023. Why is this bathroom full
of wine bottles?Copy !req
1024. But what I deserve,
I shouldn't have.Copy !req
1025. Me neither.Copy !req
1026. So, what are we going
to do about it?Copy !req
1027. - Oh, baby.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
1028. - Yes!
- Oh, that's good.Copy !req
1029. - Oh, yes.
- Oh, yeah, don't stop.Copy !req
1030. - Oh, just like that.
- Oh, yeah, but a little lower.Copy !req
1031. - Yes!
- Yeah, baby!Copy !req
1032. - Oh. Oh, yeah!
- Oh!Copy !req
1033. - Nope, nope.
- Let me have one.Copy !req
1034. Give it to him, Frank.
Give it to him, we're friends.Copy !req
1035. You can have one of mine.Copy !req
1036. Finally, I can say,Copy !req
1037. happy Valen...Copy !req
1038. Ow! My legs!Copy !req
1039. Aah!Copy !req
1040. This get me out of sex.Copy !req
1041. Oh, my God, Liz.Copy !req
1042. We're wearing
the exact same lipstick.Copy !req
1043. Looks better on you,
of course.Copy !req
1044. I wish I could just cut those
lips right off and wear them.Copy !req
1045. Happy Valentine's Day, lovers.Copy !req
1046. Happy Valentine's Day
to us all.Copy !req
1047. Oh.Copy !req