1. Previously on "30 rock".Copy !req
2. Say you approve of Criss.Copy !req
3. I'm in your head.Copy !req
4. Why did you have to offend the
gay community?Copy !req
5. Did you just call me an idiot
on this TV?Copy !req
6. Tracy has organized a protest
of NBC by his fellow idiots.Copy !req
7. Mr. Hornberger?Copy !req
8. - What do we do?
- I don't know.Copy !req
9. But I know someone who does.Copy !req
10. Talk to me.Copy !req
11. They're still mad?Copy !req
12. We sent Elton and David a
honey-baked ham.Copy !req
13. What more do they want?Copy !req
14. I'm joined now by one gay
rights advocateCopy !req
15. who isn't sure Jordan and NBC
have learned their lesson.Copy !req
16. Devin Banks, welcome.Copy !req
17. Thank you, Dallas.Copy !req
18. I have seen you
since Michael Kors'Copy !req
19. new year's Eve masquerade.Copy !req
20. Uh, I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
21. Right. Let's dive in.Copy !req
22. Banks.Copy !req
23. Hey, try this. New recipe.Copy !req
24. We have to talk.Copy !req
25. How fresh is that dog?Copy !req
26. Yesterday, that was the face,
feet and colon of a pig.Copy !req
27. I'm so fired up, Liz.Copy !req
28. I got some cash now.Copy !req
29. I can finally make
a down paymentCopy !req
30. on a real food truck.Copy !req
31. Yeah, the van's not great.Copy !req
32. All right, kids.Copy !req
33. Who wants some?Copy !req
34. Get in my van.Copy !req
35. Is there a problem, officer?Copy !req
36. But you can't take that money.Copy !req
37. What, why not?Copy !req
38. Because the guy who
wrote you the check...Copy !req
39. He's my boss and he
doesn't really careCopy !req
40. about the hot dog truck or
locally sourced pig sweepings.Copy !req
41. He just needed an
excuse to meet you.Copy !req
42. Because I didn't
want him to meet you.Copy !req
43. He inserts himself
into my businessCopy !req
44. whether I want him to or notCopy !req
45. and now he's inserting
himself into this.Copy !req
46. Well, that's what
she said, but...Copy !req
47. Why wouldn't you want
him to meet me?Copy !req
48. You're embarrassed
of me?Copy !req
49. No, it's not me, it's him.Copy !req
50. I didn't want him to lecture me
about how you don't have a jobCopy !req
51. and your name is spelled wrong
and you went to Wesleyan.Copy !req
52. Wesleyan is the Harvard of
central Connecticut.Copy !req
53. Yale is the Harvard
of central Connecticut.Copy !req
54. Had that locked and loaded,
didn't you?Copy !req
55. Well, you know what?Copy !req
56. This isn't a Jack problem.Copy !req
57. I think this is a Liz problem.Copy !req
58. Because you wouldn't care whatCopy !req
59. he thought unless
you agreed with him.Copy !req
60. Like you're so perfect.Copy !req
61. Let's not do this.Copy !req
62. You don't say cholesterol
correctly.Copy !req
63. "Chloresterole."Copy !req
64. You're a 41 year old woman
who cheats at board games.Copy !req
65. You don't use the tab closures
on cereal boxes.Copy !req
66. If you think those are doing
anything to seal in freshness,Copy !req
67. you are living in a fantasy
world, pal.Copy !req
68. Forget it.Copy !req
69. This was a good day, Liz.Copy !req
70. I'm gonna be in
the park meditating.Copy !req
71. What would Jack say about that?Copy !req
72. He'd say, "good God, Lemon."Copy !req
73. Locked and loaded.Copy !req
74. Good God, Lemon.Copy !req
75. 30 ROCK
Ep 03 - Idiots Are People ThreeCopy !req
76. I'll have you know the
last man who wore jeansCopy !req
77. in this office was named
Theodore Wrangler.Copy !req
78. And you, Banks,
could not evenCopy !req
79. carry his trademark,
floor-length, suede cape.Copy !req
80. I was wondering when
I'd hear from you, Jack.Copy !req
81. Do you know what comes up on my
phone when you call?Copy !req
82. Where did you get that?Copy !req
83. The only copy of
that photograph is inCopy !req
84. Stephanie Seymour's
safety deposit box.Copy !req
85. You have bigger things to
worry about, Jack.Copy !req
86. See, I've got you right
where I want you.Copy !req
87. Really?Copy !req
88. You think you have
leverage here?Copy !req
89. The news cycle is
done with Tracy.Copy !req
90. They've moved on
to a story aboutCopy !req
91. teenagers huffing
other teenagers.Copy !req
92. Tracy's apologies have
been accepted by GLAADCopy !req
93. and I don't even know
what organizationCopy !req
94. you're here representing.Copy !req
95. We're new,
we're called PEEN.Copy !req
96. And what is that
an acronym for?Copy !req
97. Acronym?Copy !req
98. Okay, you've succeeded inCopy !req
99. annoying me and wasting my time.Copy !req
100. But your 15 minutes is up.Copy !req
101. And... you've got nothing.Copy !req
102. Really?Copy !req
103. Nothing?Copy !req
104. See that little Tracy Jordan
gem that I leaked last nightCopy !req
105. was just the tip of
the iceberg, Jack.Copy !req
106. And NBC is the Titanic.Copy !req
107. The highest grossing
movie of all time!Copy !req
108. The boat, not the movie,
the boat!Copy !req
109. See, I've been following Tracy's
standup act for monthsCopy !req
110. now and if any of this gets out,Copy !req
111. every protected
group in America'sCopy !req
112. gonna be picketing this network.Copy !req
113. Enjoy.Copy !req
114. Good God.Copy !req
115. Oh, is this one about how
asians act on the subway?Copy !req
116. I know, I almost threw up
the first time I heard it.Copy !req
117. Oh, this one's fun.Copy !req
118. Starts out as a joke about ourCopy !req
119. first Mexican President.Copy !req
120. My Lord.Copy !req
121. And ends up as just a rant
against women.Copy !req
122. Oh...Copy !req
123. No one can ever listen to this.Copy !req
124. Then she had teeth down there!Copy !req
125. What do you want, money?
A job?Copy !req
126. This isn't a
business play, Jack.Copy !req
127. I mean, what's the point.Copy !req
128. After going head to head with
you for the last five years,Copy !req
129. I've ended up as a house
husband in Brooklyn.Copy !req
130. You won, Jack.
So what are you saying?Copy !req
131. I've given up trying to beat
you in the board room.Copy !req
132. But there are still
things I can make you do.Copy !req
133. All right, you can watch me
shower, but no touching.Copy !req
134. No touching just
makes it hotter.Copy !req
135. No, I'm after
bigger game than you.Copy !req
136. See you're a very influential
man, Donaghy.Copy !req
137. You can pull strings in the kind
of venerable institutionsCopy !req
138. that still reject
creeps like me.Copy !req
139. I want you to get my triplets
into preschool...Copy !req
140. At St. Matthew's.Copy !req
141. Banks, that's impossible.Copy !req
142. Just last year,
they rejected one ofCopy !req
143. St. Matthew's
actual descendents.Copy !req
144. I know.Copy !req
145. I head that during her interviewCopy !req
146. she turned the class
hamster into a dove.Copy !req
147. Good luck.Copy !req
148. Pick up the Mercury
with the tape,Copy !req
149. bag it, then seal the bags.Copy !req
150. We'll drive everything
out to the meadowlandsCopy !req
151. and roll the car into a swamp.Copy !req
152. We should take two cars.Copy !req
153. You didn't tell me he was alive!Copy !req
154. Well of course he is.Copy !req
155. Pete's our friend, Kelsey.Copy !req
156. Damn it!Copy !req
157. No names!Copy !req
158. We don't want him to die.Copy !req
159. But more importantly,Copy !req
160. we don't want to be blamed forCopy !req
161. what's happened to him.Copy !req
162. It's been five hours sinceCopy !req
163. he's pressed an elevator button.Copy !req
164. His office is on
this floor, isn't it?Copy !req
165. Yes, but to get him there, you
have to go through the backstageCopy !req
166. and the backstage
is full of people.Copy !req
167. We need a distraction.Copy !req
168. Something to clear
the halls of TGS.Copy !req
169. How much time will
Kenneth and I have?Copy !req
170. How long is the show?Copy !req
171. I don't know.Copy !req
172. I've never done it before, baby.Copy !req
173. I will make
a brief statementCopy !req
174. on behalf of
the idiot community,Copy !req
175. then I will open
the floor for questions.Copy !req
176. Since its founding
early this afternoon,Copy !req
177. the national association for
zero intolerance, or Nazi...Copy !req
178. - We should change that.
- It's fine.Copy !req
179. We are outraged that the
American bigot, Liz Lemon,Copy !req
180. has made no effort
to reach out to us.Copy !req
181. Tracy, are you kidding me?Copy !req
182. I have been calling
your cell all day.Copy !req
183. My ringtone is
the chicken dance.Copy !req
184. If I answer it,
I won't hear the whole song!Copy !req
185. I have to go talk
to Jack right now.Copy !req
186. Wait for me in my office.Copy !req
187. Is there anything
you would like to add?Copy !req
188. These microphones look like
black ice cream cones.Copy !req
189. Thank you all for coming out.Copy !req
190. Jack, I am giving you your
money back.Copy !req
191. You can't tear up
my checks, Criss.Copy !req
192. They're printed on
Nixon's old bed sheets.Copy !req
193. Look, I don't understand
your relationship with Liz.Copy !req
194. She's my subordifriend.Copy !req
195. Well, she's my girlfriend
and I'm notCopy !req
196. gonna let you
get in between us.Copy !req
197. It's a little late for that.Copy !req
198. You're not going to want to hear
this, but I amCopy !req
199. officially disapproving of you.Copy !req
200. Well, I'm sorry, but I really
don't care what you think.Copy !req
201. That's really not how things
work around here, Criss.Copy !req
202. Damn it, Criss, stop talking
to him, it's a trap!Copy !req
203. You said I won.Copy !req
204. You said you wouldn't ask anyCopy !req
205. more questions about Criss.Copy !req
206. I said I wouldn't ask
you any more questions.Copy !req
207. Semantics!Copy !req
208. You had no right
to come to my homeCopy !req
209. to trick Criss to
rearrange my bathroom.Copy !req
210. - For the better.
- Yes.Copy !req
211. The basket of shells
was a nice touch.Copy !req
212. But, I'm afraid
I have bad news.Copy !req
213. I just told Criss that I am
officially disapproving.Copy !req
214. - Oh, no.
- Who cares?Copy !req
215. Of course, you're free to make
your own decisions, Lemon.Copy !req
216. You can either pretend that you
and I are not in agreementCopy !req
217. and continue this, uh...Copy !req
218. charade.Copy !req
219. Or you can part ways
with Criss nowCopy !req
220. and go and find someone who will
truly make you happy.Copy !req
221. I'm sorry, is this guy
breaking up with me?Copy !req
222. Of course, you and Criss
can still be friends.Copy !req
223. Okay, Liz, I guess you
got a choice to make.Copy !req
224. You can listen to Jack,
we can call it quitsCopy !req
225. and I go back to
sleeping on the floorCopy !req
226. of my Uncle's
mattress store, or...Copy !req
227. You don't understand.Copy !req
228. He's in my head.Copy !req
229. Okay, forget Jack.Copy !req
230. What does Liz think, hmm?Copy !req
231. What do you want?Copy !req
232. Do you want to be
with me or not?Copy !req
233. Don't look at me, ask her.Copy !req
234. I don't know, Liz.Copy !req
235. It's gonna go wrong
eventually, right?Copy !req
236. I mean, I like him, but,
what are we doing here?Copy !req
237. Really?Copy !req
238. This is how you see yourself?Copy !req
239. Of course I pick you, Criss.Copy !req
240. If you would just address
some of the issuesCopy !req
241. that we as a group have
been talking about.Copy !req
242. Unbelievable.Copy !req
243. Well, I have to go get a bunch
of gaybies into preschoolCopy !req
244. before we all get sued,
so, uh...Copy !req
245. Well done, Lemon.Copy !req
246. So, then he says
"Tiff down there"...Copy !req
247. Good one, Jack.Copy !req
248. I'll tell you,
friendship is theCopy !req
249. one kind of ship
that never sinks.Copy !req
250. Douglas, so good to see you.Copy !req
251. Uh, do you know
my friend, Devin Banks?Copy !req
252. A friend of Donaghy's, eh?Copy !req
253. I'll watch my wallet.Copy !req
254. Yes, yes, very good, Douglas.Copy !req
255. Very funny.Copy !req
256. So now we're all good friendsCopy !req
257. and good friends do
favors for each other.Copy !req
258. Is that a St. Matthew's tie?Copy !req
259. I didn't know you went there.Copy !req
260. Not only did I go there,Copy !req
261. I happen to be President
of the board.Copy !req
262. Although, during
my financial reportCopy !req
263. I may be President of the bored.Copy !req
264. St. Matthew's is such a
wonderful school.Copy !req
265. We were just talking about that.Copy !req
266. In fact, Devin's triplets areCopy !req
267. applying to St. Matthew's
right now.Copy !req
268. I see...Copy !req
269. Splendid.Copy !req
270. On a totally unrelated topic,Copy !req
271. did you know that I'm also on the
board of the Manhattan hospitalCopy !req
272. for rich whites and
assimilated Jews?Copy !req
273. I did not know that.Copy !req
274. Unfortunately,Copy !req
275. shortly before Don Geiss died,Copy !req
276. the Geiss foundation made a
sizeable pledge to the hospital.Copy !req
277. A pledge which, sadly,
has not been fulfilled.Copy !req
278. What a coincidenceCopy !req
279. because Devin and I happen
to know the new chairCopy !req
280. of the Geiss
foundation quite well.Copy !req
281. That is a coincidence.Copy !req
282. Kathy, are you
ready to come out now?Copy !req
283. There she is.Copy !req
284. Hey, you.Copy !req
285. Hey, funny.Copy !req
286. Kathy, I know this
is a lot to take in but,Copy !req
287. your father made a promise
to my friend, so,Copy !req
288. what can we do to get
that check right now?Copy !req
289. And that's why I'm so thrilled
to introduce NBC's new mascot,Copy !req
290. Magellica the Unicorn.Copy !req
291. It's wondrous.Copy !req
292. Indeed.Copy !req
293. Back to you, Thomas.Copy !req
294. Okay... we now return
to our coverageCopy !req
295. of that train derailment
in California.Copy !req
296. And idiots can do anything
we put our minds to.Copy !req
297. I played
a "nucular" psychiatristCopy !req
298. in a James "Bong" movie.Copy !req
299. Look, what do I need to do to
make this go away?Copy !req
300. I want you to call my phone soCopy !req
301. I can hear
the chicken dance again.Copy !req
302. And I want the video
for my new singleCopy !req
303. to play on TGS this week.Copy !req
304. Can you make it
16 minutes long?Copy !req
305. We're short this week.Copy !req
306. I'll try to cut it down.Copy !req
307. But above all, we want you toCopy !req
308. recognize who we are
as a community.Copy !req
309. Idiots aren't just strippers or
stay at home moms.Copy !req
310. Idiots are all around us.Copy !req
311. I couldn't find a Lincoln hatCopy !req
312. so I grabbed this
chimney sweep hat instead.Copy !req
313. If anyone notices...Copy !req
314. We're dead.Copy !req
315. So it would mean a lot if youCopy !req
316. apologized publically,
Liz Lemon.Copy !req
317. Let the healing begin.Copy !req
318. And since
you wrote my apology,Copy !req
319. we went on ahead
and wrote yours.Copy !req
320. Careful.Copy !req
321. Careful.Copy !req
322. Who designed your bathroom?Copy !req
323. It's exquisite.Copy !req
324. I did, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
325. I'm excellent at
rearranging bathrooms.Copy !req
326. Now get out of here,
you got what you wanted.Copy !req
327. I just wanted to
say thank you, Jack.Copy !req
328. Very impressive.Copy !req
329. Can't imagine that your boss,Copy !req
330. Hank Cooper, was all that happyCopy !req
331. about the logo change.Copy !req
332. Eh, we'll see.Copy !req
333. Our new slogan,Copy !req
334. "NBC, we have a magical horse?"Copy !req
335. Is testing, uh... Okay.Copy !req
336. Oh, I also wanted to
say that I was lyingCopy !req
337. when I said that this
wasn't a business play.Copy !req
338. Banks, you're out of the game.Copy !req
339. That's true.Copy !req
340. And I've admitted defeat.Copy !req
341. For our generation.Copy !req
342. But for the next generation?Copy !req
343. Well, thanks to you,
the Banks boys are way ahead.Copy !req
344. All the favors
that you called in,Copy !req
345. you would have used next year
for little lippy.Copy !req
346. Liddy.Copy !req
347. Is that even a name?Copy !req
348. In Brooklyn, I know,
like, six lippys...Copy !req
349. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
350. You just mortgaged
your daughter's futureCopy !req
351. to get out of
a little jam at work.Copy !req
352. My mommy and me group would
really judge your parenting.Copy !req
353. Especially lippy's mother.Copy !req
354. Which lippy?Copy !req
355. Lippy D.Copy !req
356. Oh, God, Liddy might have to
go to public school.Copy !req
357. See you in 30 years, Jack.Copy !req
358. I wonder what Liddy will be
doing with her degree from suny.Copy !req
359. Don't even say it.Copy !req
360. Oneonta.Copy !req
361. You, jacket.Copy !req
362. Well, hello there,
welcome to the White House.Copy !req
363. Four score and
seven years ago...Copy !req
364. What's with that hat?Copy !req
365. Oh, I think
it looks very authentic.Copy !req
366. Yeah, I guess you're right.Copy !req
367. Mary Todd, you say?Copy !req
368. Wha... what's happening?Copy !req
369. Shh, Pete, don't talk.Copy !req
370. Wassup?Copy !req
371. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
372. I'm here today to apologize for
my earlier comments.Copy !req
373. I used an offensive term to
describe a group of peopleCopy !req
374. who made America the great...Copy !req
375. continent that it is today.Copy !req
376. Yeah!Copy !req
377. These kickass people haveCopy !req
378. given the world countless
bodacious thingsCopy !req
379. like the birther movement,
intelligent design...Copy !req
380. Water parks... no, I will not
endorse water parks.Copy !req
381. They are a cesspool of
disease and people boo youCopy !req
382. when you walk back
down the stairs.Copy !req
383. You know what you people
have given the world?Copy !req
384. Girls gone wild.Copy !req
385. The Golden Globes, cans that
tell you how cold beer is,Copy !req
386. Florida, bratz dolls.Copy !req
387. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
388. She's naming awesome things.Copy !req
389. No, listen to me.Copy !req
390. Because of you, there may be
an entouragemovie.Copy !req
391. Hug it off, ma'am!Copy !req
392. Turtle, turtle, turtle!Copy !req
393. You know what, I give up.Copy !req
394. You should know better, but no.Copy !req
395. You're just gonna keep
on riding motorcycles,Copy !req
396. having unprotected sexCopy !req
397. and voting against
free health care.Copy !req
398. You will make the same
self-destructive decisionsCopy !req
399. over and over and you will
never really be happy.Copy !req
400. And your jaw will
hurt all the time.Copy !req
401. Oh, look at you.Copy !req
402. Perfect little weiner dog,Copy !req
403. you just need a little
mustard on you like that.Copy !req
404. And a little bun,
just boop, like that.Copy !req
405. No one will make you
deutschepancakes,Copy !req
406. or welcome you home smelling of
hot dog water and onion,Copy !req
407. or let you break out of jail
when you play monopoly.Copy !req
408. Oh, my God, I'm such an idiot.Copy !req
409. Wanna make out?Copy !req
410. No, thank you.Copy !req
411. Hot crowd, hot crowd.Copy !req
412. We've only got a minute before I
have to get back out there.Copy !req
413. Act two is a play within a play.Copy !req
414. It's funny, in school all you
learn about Abraham LincolnCopy !req
415. is that he was a gay alcoholic.Copy !req
416. Grab his feet.Copy !req
417. Kelsey Gram...Copy !req
418. Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
419. There, there, there you go.Copy !req
420. Okay, okay.Copy !req
421. I've gotta get back
into character.Copy !req
422. Hit me in the face!Copy !req
423. What... I forgot to
press a floor again.Copy !req
424. Hey, what's up, Jackie d?Copy !req
425. In a lot of ways, you and I
had similar upbringings.Copy !req
426. Terrible schools,
broken homes...Copy !req
427. Thinking basketball was the
ticket out.Copy !req
428. Being wrong.Copy !req
429. At some point,
our paths diverged.Copy !req
430. I went on to Princeton, business
school, ge and beyond.Copy !req
431. And look at me.Copy !req
432. I spent all day
creating a movementCopy !req
433. just to get back at Liz Lemon.Copy !req
434. I said creating a movement.Copy !req
435. The point is that excellence
can come from anywhere.Copy !req
436. It's the same with stupidity.Copy !req
437. In this country, anyone could be
the next Jack DonaghyCopy !req
438. or the next Denise Richards.Copy !req
439. This room...Copy !req
440. Is moving.Copy !req
441. Oh, God.Copy !req
442. Banks.Copy !req
443. What are you still doing here?Copy !req
444. Well, my husband was supposedCopy !req
445. to pick me up at 6:00 but
he can be such an idiot.Copy !req
446. I'm sure he can.Copy !req
447. Where did you go
to school, Devin?Copy !req
448. I had the best education
in the world.Copy !req
449. Private kindergarten where I got
straight check marks.Copy !req
450. Experimental boarding school
in carmelCopy !req
451. where the students
teach the teachers,Copy !req
452. and the teachers teach animals.Copy !req
453. Year abroad on an
all-male catamaran.Copy !req
454. Then on to Northwestern where
I majored in confidence.Copy !req
455. I had every educational
advantage, Jack.Copy !req
456. Just like my children will.Copy !req
457. But I beat you.Copy !req
458. What?Copy !req
459. I beat you.Copy !req
460. I came from nothing.Copy !req
461. But I caught up
and I crushed you.Copy !req
462. Just like Liddy's
gonna crush your sons.Copy !req
463. She's already sorting objects by
shape and color.Copy !req
464. At 11 months,
I don't think so.Copy !req
465. She can count to ten if
you say seven for her.Copy !req
466. She gets five and nine?Copy !req
467. - She can save five words.
- So.Copy !req
468. In mandarin.Copy !req
469. They've put her with
the toddlers at herCopy !req
470. singing and clapping
class at fun factory.Copy !req
471. She's in Orange group?Copy !req
472. She's already out of the
piaget sensorimotor stage.Copy !req
473. That's impossible.Copy !req
474. She scored a 62 on the object
permanence matrix.Copy !req
475. But that's an adult score.Copy !req
476. And did I mention...Copy !req
477. She's using the potty.Copy !req
478. Surely just for wee-wee.Copy !req
479. No.Copy !req
480. See you in 30 years, Banks.Copy !req
481. It's already, like,
turning itself.Copy !req
482. But I feel like I still
have to turn it.Copy !req
483. Oh, oh, my God, mustard just
came out my nose.Copy !req
484. Oh, it's burning
the backs of my eyes.Copy !req
485. All right, I gotta go
back to work, bye.Copy !req
486. Okay, all right.Copy !req
487. Ah, it's burning my face now.Copy !req
488. All right, I'm putting you on
probationary approval.Copy !req
489. Okay, I don't really care.Copy !req
490. I'll tell you what
changed my mind, Criss:Copy !req
491. a conversation I had
with Tracy Jordan.Copy !req
492. You see, greatness can
come from anywhere.Copy !req
493. So if a poor boy from
Boston can become me,Copy !req
494. maybe you could becomeCopy !req
495. a suitable sex partner
for Liz Lemon.Copy !req
496. You've got three months.Copy !req
497. But your opinion
doesn't matter.Copy !req
498. You have no say in this.Copy !req
499. Liz, there's something
wrong with Pete.Copy !req
500. Oh, my God!Copy !req
501. I don't know what happened.Copy !req
502. Pete, I have been
out there puttingCopy !req
503. out fires all day
while you've beenCopy !req
504. hiding in here doing this?Copy !req
505. You're disgusting.Copy !req
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509. Really, Pete?Copy !req
510. Kelsey Grammer made you do thisCopy !req
511. while he was performing his one
man show about Abraham Lincoln?Copy !req
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518. I look incredibly beautiful.Copy !req
519. The lighting is back to normal.Copy !req
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525. But I have one last thing
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526. Blackbeard's gold
is buried in...Copy !req
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532. I know that future generations
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533. And that some day,
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