1. - Previously on 30 rock...Copy !req
2. - Say you approve of Criss.Copy !req
3. - I'm in your head.Copy !req
4. - Why did you have to
offend the gay community?Copy !req
5. - Did you just call me
an idiot on this TV?Copy !req
6. - Tracy has organized a protest
of NBC by his fellow idiots.Copy !req
7. - Mr. Hornberger?Copy !req
8. What do we do?
- I don't know.Copy !req
9. But I know someone who does.Copy !req
10. - Talk to me.Copy !req
11. - They're still mad?Copy !req
12. We sent Elton and
David a honey-baked ham.Copy !req
13. What more do they want?Copy !req
14. - I'm joined now by
one gay rights advocateCopy !req
15. who isn't sure Jordan and
NBC have learned their lesson.Copy !req
16. Devin Banks, welcome.Copy !req
17. - Thank you, Dallas.Copy !req
18. I have seen you
since Michael kors'Copy !req
19. new year's Eve masquerade.Copy !req
20. - Uh, I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
21. - Right.Copy !req
22. Let's dive in.Copy !req
23. - Banks.Copy !req
24. - Hey, try this.Copy !req
25. New recipe.Copy !req
26. - We have to talk.Copy !req
27. - How fresh is that dog?Copy !req
28. Yesterday, that was the
face, feet and colon of a pig.Copy !req
29. I'm so fired up, Liz.Copy !req
30. I got some cash now.Copy !req
31. I can finally make
a down paymentCopy !req
32. on a real food truck.Copy !req
33. - Yeah, the Van's not great.Copy !req
34. - All right, kids.Copy !req
35. Who wants some?Copy !req
36. Get in my Van.Copy !req
37. Is there a problem, officer?Copy !req
38. - But you can't take that money.Copy !req
39. - What, why not?Copy !req
40. - Because the guy who
wrote you the check...Copy !req
41. He's my boss and
he doesn't really careCopy !req
42. about the hot dog truck or
locally sourced pig sweepings.Copy !req
43. He just needed an
excuse to meet you.Copy !req
44. - Wait a minute, you know Jack?Copy !req
45. Why would he want to
pay $10,000 to meet me?Copy !req
46. - Because I didn't
want him to meet you.Copy !req
47. He inserts himself
into my businessCopy !req
48. whether I want him to or notCopy !req
49. and now he's inserting
himself into this.Copy !req
50. - Well, that's what
she said, but...Copy !req
51. Why wouldn't you
want him to meet me?Copy !req
52. You're embarrassed of me?Copy !req
53. - No, it's not me, it's him.Copy !req
54. I didn't want him to lecture me
about how you don't have a jobCopy !req
55. and your name is spelled
wrong and you went to wesleyan.Copy !req
56. - Wesleyan is the Harvard
of central Connecticut.Copy !req
57. - Yale is the Harvard
of central Connecticut.Copy !req
58. - Had that locked
and loaded, didn't you?Copy !req
59. Well, you know what?Copy !req
60. This isn't a Jack problem.Copy !req
61. I think this is a Liz problem.Copy !req
62. Because you wouldn't care whatCopy !req
63. he thought unless
you agreed with him.Copy !req
64. Like you're so perfect.Copy !req
65. - Let's not do this.Copy !req
66. - You don't say
cholesterol correctly.Copy !req
67. - "Chloresterole."Copy !req
68. - You're a 41 year old womanCopy !req
69. who cheats at board games.Copy !req
70. You don't use the tab
closures on cereal boxes.Copy !req
71. - If you think those are doing
anything to seal in freshness,Copy !req
72. you are living in a
fantasy world, pal.Copy !req
73. - Forget it.Copy !req
74. This was a good day, Liz.Copy !req
75. I'm gonna be in
the park meditating.Copy !req
76. What would Jack say about that?Copy !req
77. - He'd say, "good god, Lemon."Copy !req
78. - Locked and loaded.Copy !req
79. Good god, Lemon.Copy !req
80. - I'll have you know the
last man who wore jeansCopy !req
81. in this office was named
Theodore wrangler.Copy !req
82. And you, Banks, could not evenCopy !req
83. carry his trademark,
floor-length, suede cape.Copy !req
84. - I was wondering when
I'd hear from you, Jack.Copy !req
85. Do you know what comes up
on my phone when you call?Copy !req
86. - Where did you get that?Copy !req
87. The only copy of
that photograph is inCopy !req
88. Stephanie Seymour's
safety deposit box.Copy !req
89. - You have bigger things
to worry about, Jack.Copy !req
90. See, I've got you
right where I want you.Copy !req
91. - Really?Copy !req
92. You think you
have leverage here?Copy !req
93. The news cycle
is done with Tracy.Copy !req
94. They've moved
on to a story aboutCopy !req
95. teenagers huffing
other teenagers.Copy !req
96. Tracy's apologies have
been accepted by glaadCopy !req
97. and I don't even
know what organizationCopy !req
98. you're here representing.Copy !req
99. - We're new; We're called peen.Copy !req
100. - And what is that
an acronym for?Copy !req
101. - Acronym?Copy !req
102. - Okay, you've succeeded inCopy !req
103. annoying me and wasting my time.Copy !req
104. But your 15 minutes is up.Copy !req
105. And... you've got nothing.Copy !req
106. - Really?Copy !req
107. Nothing?Copy !req
108. See that little Tracy Jordan
gem that I leaked last nightCopy !req
109. was just the tip of
the iceberg, Jack.Copy !req
110. And NBC is the Titanic.Copy !req
111. - The highest grossing
movie of all time!Copy !req
112. - The boat, not
the movie, the boat!Copy !req
113. See, I've been following
Tracy's standup act for monthsCopy !req
114. now and if any of this gets out,Copy !req
115. every protected
group in america'sCopy !req
116. gonna be picketing this network.Copy !req
117. Enjoy.Copy !req
118. - Good god.Copy !req
119. - Oh, is this one about how
asians act on the subway?Copy !req
120. I know, I almost threw
up the first time I heard it.Copy !req
121. - Oh, this one's fun.Copy !req
122. Starts out as a joke about ourCopy !req
123. first Mexican president.Copy !req
124. - My lord.Copy !req
125. - And ends up as just
a rant against women.Copy !req
126. - Oh...Copy !req
127. No one can ever listen to this.Copy !req
128. Then she had teeth down there!Copy !req
129. - What do you
want, money? A job?Copy !req
130. - This isn't a
business play, Jack.Copy !req
131. I mean, what's the point.Copy !req
132. After going head
to head with youCopy !req
133. for the last five years, I'veCopy !req
134. ended up as a house
husband in Brooklyn.Copy !req
135. You won, Jack.
- So what are you saying?Copy !req
136. - I've given up trying to
beat you in the board room.Copy !req
137. But there are still
things I can make you do.Copy !req
138. - All right, you can watch
me shower, but no touching.Copy !req
139. - No touching just
makes it hotter.Copy !req
140. No, I'm after bigger
game than you.Copy !req
141. See you're a very
influential man, Donaghy.Copy !req
142. You can pull strings in the
kind of venerable institutionsCopy !req
143. that still reject
creeps like me.Copy !req
144. I want you to get my
triplets into preschool...Copy !req
145. At St. Matthew's.Copy !req
146. - Banks, that's impossible.Copy !req
147. Just last year,
they rejected one ofCopy !req
148. St. Matthew's
actual descendents.Copy !req
149. - I know.Copy !req
150. I head that during her interviewCopy !req
151. she turned the class
hamster into a dove.Copy !req
152. Good luck.Copy !req
153. - Pick up the
Mercury with the tape,Copy !req
154. bag it, then seal the bags.Copy !req
155. We'll drive everything
out to the meadowlandsCopy !req
156. and roll the car into a swamp.Copy !req
157. We should take two cars.Copy !req
158. You didn't tell me he was alive!Copy !req
159. - Well of course he is.Copy !req
160. Pete's our friend, Kelsey.Copy !req
161. - Damn it!Copy !req
162. No names!Copy !req
163. - We don't want him to die.Copy !req
164. But more importantly,Copy !req
165. we don't want to be blamed forCopy !req
166. what's happened to him.Copy !req
167. - It's been five hours sinceCopy !req
168. he's pressed an elevator button.Copy !req
169. His office is on
this floor, isn't it?Copy !req
170. - Yes, but to get him there, you
have to go through the backstageCopy !req
171. and the backstage
is full of people.Copy !req
172. - We need a distraction.Copy !req
173. Something to clear
the halls of TGS.Copy !req
174. - How much time will
Kenneth and I have?Copy !req
175. How long is the show?Copy !req
176. - I don't know.Copy !req
177. I've never done it before, baby.Copy !req
178. - I will make a brief statementCopy !req
179. on behalf of the
idiot community,Copy !req
180. then I will open the
floor for questions.Copy !req
181. Since its founding
early this afternoon,Copy !req
182. the national association for
zero intolerance, or Nazi...Copy !req
183. We should change that.
- It's fine.Copy !req
184. - We are outraged that the
American bigot, Liz Lemon,Copy !req
185. has made no effort
to reach out to us.Copy !req
186. - Tracy, are you kidding me?Copy !req
187. I have been calling
your cell all day.Copy !req
188. - My ringtone is
the chicken dance.Copy !req
189. If I answer it, I won't
hear the whole song!Copy !req
190. - I have to go talk
to Jack right now.Copy !req
191. Wait for me in my office.Copy !req
192. - Is there anything
you would like to add?Copy !req
193. - These microphones look
like black ice cream cones.Copy !req
194. - Thank you all for coming out.Copy !req
195. - Jack, I am giving
you your money back.Copy !req
196. - You can't tear up
my checks, Criss.Copy !req
197. They're printed on
Nixon's old bed sheets.Copy !req
198. - Look, I don't understand
your relationship with Liz.Copy !req
199. - She's my subordifriend.Copy !req
200. - Well, she's my
girlfriend and I'm notCopy !req
201. gonna let you get in between us.Copy !req
202. It's a little late for that.Copy !req
203. You're not going to
want to hear this, but I amCopy !req
204. officially disapproving of you.Copy !req
205. - Well, I'm sorry, but I really
don't care what you think.Copy !req
206. - That's really not how
things work around here, Criss.Copy !req
207. - Damn it, Criss, stop
talking to him, it's a trap!Copy !req
208. You said I won.Copy !req
209. You said you wouldn't ask anyCopy !req
210. more questions about Criss.Copy !req
211. - I said I wouldn't ask
you any more questions.Copy !req
212. - Semantics!Copy !req
213. You had no right
to come to my homeCopy !req
214. to trick Criss to
rearrange my bathroom.Copy !req
215. - For the better.
- Yes.Copy !req
216. The basket of shells
was a nice touch.Copy !req
217. - But, I'm afraid
I have bad news.Copy !req
218. I just told Criss that I
am officially disapproving.Copy !req
219. - Oh, no.
- Who cares?Copy !req
220. - Of course, you're free to
make your own decisions, Lemon.Copy !req
221. You can either pretend that
you and I are not in agreementCopy !req
222. and continue this, uh...Copy !req
223. Charade.Copy !req
224. Or you can part
ways with Criss nowCopy !req
225. and go and find someone
who will truly make you happy.Copy !req
226. - I'm sorry, is this guy
breaking up with me?Copy !req
227. - Of course, you and
Criss can still be friends.Copy !req
228. - Okay, Liz, I guess
you got a choice to make.Copy !req
229. You can listen to
Jack, we can call it quitsCopy !req
230. and I go back to
sleeping on the floorCopy !req
231. of my uncle's
mattress store, or...Copy !req
232. - you don't understand.Copy !req
233. He's in my head.Copy !req
234. - Okay, forget Jack.Copy !req
235. - What does Liz think, hmm?Copy !req
236. What do you want?Copy !req
237. Do you want to
be with me or not?Copy !req
238. - Don't look at me, ask her.Copy !req
239. - I don't know, Liz.Copy !req
240. It's gonna go wrong
eventually, right?Copy !req
241. I mean, I like him, but,
what are we doing here?Copy !req
242. - Really?Copy !req
243. This is how you see yourself?Copy !req
244. - Of course I pick you, Criss.Copy !req
245. If you would just address
some of the issuesCopy !req
246. that we as a group
have been talking about.Copy !req
247. Unbelievable.Copy !req
248. - Well, I have to go get a
bunch of gaybies into preschoolCopy !req
249. before we all
get sued, so, uh...Copy !req
250. Well done, Lemon.Copy !req
251. - So then he says,
"teeth down there."Copy !req
252. - Good one, Jack.Copy !req
253. I'll tell you, friendship is theCopy !req
254. one kind of ship
that never sinks.Copy !req
255. - Douglas, so good to see you.Copy !req
256. Uh, do you know my
friend, Devin Banks?Copy !req
257. - A friend of Donaghy's, eh?Copy !req
258. I'll watch my wallet.Copy !req
259. Yes, yes, very good, Douglas.Copy !req
260. Very funny.Copy !req
261. So now we're all good friendsCopy !req
262. and good friends do
favors for each other.Copy !req
263. - Is that a St. Matthew's tie?Copy !req
264. I didn't know you went there.Copy !req
265. - Not only did I go there,Copy !req
266. I happen to be
president of the board.Copy !req
267. Although, during
my financial reportCopy !req
268. I may be president of the bored.Copy !req
269. - St. Matthew's is such
a wonderful school.Copy !req
270. We were just talking about that.Copy !req
271. In fact, Devin's triplets areCopy !req
272. applying to St.
Matthew's right now.Copy !req
273. - I see...Copy !req
274. Splendid.Copy !req
275. On a totally unrelated
topic, did you know that I'mCopy !req
276. also on the board of
the Manhattan hospitalCopy !req
277. for rich whites and
assimilated Jews?Copy !req
278. - I did not know that.Copy !req
279. - Unfortunately, shortly beforeCopy !req
280. Don Geiss died, the Geiss
foundation made a sizeableCopy !req
281. pledge to the hospital.Copy !req
282. A pledge which, sadly,
has not been fulfilled.Copy !req
283. - What a coincidence becauseCopy !req
284. Devin and I happen
to know the new chairCopy !req
285. of the Geiss
foundation quite well.Copy !req
286. - That is a coincidence.Copy !req
287. - Kathy, are you
ready to come out now?Copy !req
288. There she is.Copy !req
289. - Hey, you.Copy !req
290. Hey, funny.Copy !req
291. - Kathy, I know this
is a lot to take in but,Copy !req
292. your father made a
promise to my friend, so,Copy !req
293. what can we do to get
that check right now?Copy !req
294. And that's why I'm so thrilled
to introduce NBC's new mascot,Copy !req
295. Magellica the unicorn.Copy !req
296. - It's wondrous.Copy !req
297. - Indeed.Copy !req
298. Back to you, Thomas.Copy !req
299. - Okay... we now
return to our coverageCopy !req
300. of that train
derailment in California.Copy !req
301. - And idiots can do
anything we put our minds to.Copy !req
302. I played a "nucular"
psychiatristCopy !req
303. in a James "bong" movie.Copy !req
304. - Look, what do I need to
do to make this go away?Copy !req
305. - I want you to call my phone soCopy !req
306. I can hear the
chicken dance again.Copy !req
307. - And I want the
video for my new singleCopy !req
308. to play on TGS this week.Copy !req
309. - Can you make
it 16 minutes long?Copy !req
310. We're short this week.Copy !req
311. I'll try to cut it down.Copy !req
312. - But above all, we want you toCopy !req
313. recognize who we
are as a community.Copy !req
314. Idiots aren't just strippers
or stay at home moms.Copy !req
315. Idiots are all around us.Copy !req
316. - I couldn't find a Lincoln hatCopy !req
317. so I grabbed this
chimney sweep hat instead.Copy !req
318. - If anyone notices...Copy !req
319. We're dead.Copy !req
320. - So it would mean a lot if youCopy !req
321. apologized
publically, Liz Lemon.Copy !req
322. Let the healing begin.Copy !req
323. And since you wrote my apology,Copy !req
324. we went on ahead
and wrote yours.Copy !req
325. - Careful.Copy !req
326. Careful.Copy !req
327. - Who designed your bathroom?Copy !req
328. It's exquisite.Copy !req
329. - I did, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
330. I'm excellent at
rearranging bathrooms.Copy !req
331. Now get out of here,
you got what you wanted.Copy !req
332. - I just wanted to
say thank you, Jack.Copy !req
333. Very impressive.Copy !req
334. Can't imagine that your boss,Copy !req
335. Hank Cooper, was all that happyCopy !req
336. about the logo change.Copy !req
337. - Eh, we'll see.Copy !req
338. Our new slogan, "NBC,
we have a magical horse?"Copy !req
339. Is testing, uh... Okay.Copy !req
340. - Oh, I also wanted
to say that I was lyingCopy !req
341. when I said that this
wasn't a business play.Copy !req
342. - Banks, you're out of the game.Copy !req
343. - That's true.Copy !req
344. And I've admitted defeat.Copy !req
345. For our generation.Copy !req
346. But for the next generation?Copy !req
347. Well, thanks to you, the
Banks boys are way ahead.Copy !req
348. All the favors
that you called in,Copy !req
349. you would have used
next year for little lippy.Copy !req
350. - Liddy.Copy !req
351. - Is that even a name?Copy !req
352. In Brooklyn, I know,
like, six lippys...Copy !req
353. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
354. You just mortgaged
your daughter's futureCopy !req
355. to get out of a
little jam at work.Copy !req
356. My mommy and me group
would really judge your parenting.Copy !req
357. Especially lippy's mother.Copy !req
358. Which lippy?Copy !req
359. Lippy d.Copy !req
360. - Oh, god, Liddy might
have to go to public school.Copy !req
361. - See you in 30 years, Jack.Copy !req
362. I wonder what Liddy will be
doing with her degree from SUNY.Copy !req
363. - Don't even say it.Copy !req
364. - Oneonta.Copy !req
365. You, jacket.Copy !req
366. - Well, hello there.Copy !req
367. Welcome to the white house.Copy !req
368. Four score and
seven years ago...Copy !req
369. - What's with that hat?Copy !req
370. Oh, I think it looksCopy !req
371. very authentic.Copy !req
372. - Yeah, I guess you're right.Copy !req
373. - Mary Todd, you say?Copy !req
374. - Wha... what's happening?Copy !req
375. - Shh, Pete, don't talk.Copy !req
376. - Wassup?Copy !req
377. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
378. I'm here today to apologize
for my earlier comments.Copy !req
379. I used an offensive term to
describe a group of peopleCopy !req
380. who made america the great...Copy !req
381. Continent that it is today.Copy !req
382. - Yeah!Copy !req
383. - These kickass people haveCopy !req
384. given the world
countless bodacious thingsCopy !req
385. like the Birther Movement,
intelligent design...Copy !req
386. Water parks... no, I will
not endorse water parks.Copy !req
387. They are a cesspool of
disease and people boo youCopy !req
388. when you walk
back down the stairs.Copy !req
389. You know what you
people have given the world?Copy !req
390. Girls gone wild.Copy !req
391. The golden globes, cans
that tell you how cold beer is,Copy !req
392. Florida, Bratz dolls.Copy !req
393. - Oh, I get it.Copy !req
394. She's naming awesome things.Copy !req
395. - No, listen to me.Copy !req
396. Because of you, there
may be an entourage movie.Copy !req
397. - Hug it off, ma'am!Copy !req
398. Turtle, turtle, turtle!Copy !req
399. - You know what, I give up.Copy !req
400. You should know better, but no.Copy !req
401. You're just gonna keep
on riding motorcycles,Copy !req
402. having unprotected sex and
voting against free health care.Copy !req
403. You will make the same
self-destructive decisionsCopy !req
404. over and over and you
will never really be happy.Copy !req
405. And your jaw will
hurt all the time.Copy !req
406. - Oh, look at you.Copy !req
407. Perfect little weiner dog,Copy !req
408. you just need a little
mustard on you like that.Copy !req
409. And a little bun,
just boop, like that.Copy !req
410. - No one will make
you deutschepancakes,Copy !req
411. or welcome you home smelling
of hot dog water and onion,Copy !req
412. or let you break out of jail
when you play monopoly.Copy !req
413. Oh, my god, I'm such an idiot.Copy !req
414. - Wanna make out?Copy !req
415. - No, thank you.Copy !req
416. - Hot crowd, hot crowd.Copy !req
417. We've only got a minute before
I have to get back out there.Copy !req
418. Act two is a play within a play.Copy !req
419. - It's funny, in school all you
learn about Abraham LincolnCopy !req
420. is that he was a gay alcoholic.Copy !req
421. - Grab his feet.Copy !req
422. - Kelsey gram...Copy !req
423. - Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
424. There, there, there you go.Copy !req
425. Okay, okay.Copy !req
426. I've gotta get
back into character.Copy !req
427. Hit me in the face!Copy !req
428. - What... I forgot to
press a floor again.Copy !req
429. Hey, what's up, Jackie D?Copy !req
430. - In a lot of ways, you and
I had similar upbringings.Copy !req
431. Terrible schools,
broken homes...Copy !req
432. - Thinking basketball
was the ticket out.Copy !req
433. Being wrong.Copy !req
434. - At some point,
our paths diverged.Copy !req
435. I went on to Princeton,
business school, ge and beyond.Copy !req
436. - And look at me.Copy !req
437. I spent all day
creating a movementCopy !req
438. just to get back at Liz Lemon.Copy !req
439. I said creating a movement.Copy !req
440. - The point is that excellence
can come from anywhere.Copy !req
441. - It's the same with stupidity.Copy !req
442. In this country, anyone could
be the next Jack DonaghyCopy !req
443. or the next Denise Richards.Copy !req
444. - This room...Copy !req
445. Is moving.Copy !req
446. Oh, god.Copy !req
447. - Banks.Copy !req
448. What are you still doing here?Copy !req
449. - Well, my husband was supposedCopy !req
450. to pick me up at 6:00 but
he can be such an idiot.Copy !req
451. - I'm sure he can.Copy !req
452. Where did you go
to school, Devin?Copy !req
453. - I had the best
education in the world.Copy !req
454. Private kindergarten where
I got straight check marks.Copy !req
455. Experimental boarding
school in carmelCopy !req
456. where the students
teach the teachers,Copy !req
457. and the teachers teach animals.Copy !req
458. Year abroad on an
all-male catamaran.Copy !req
459. Then on to Northwestern
where I majored in confidence.Copy !req
460. I had every educational
advantage, Jack.Copy !req
461. Just like my children will.Copy !req
462. - But I beat you.Copy !req
463. - What?Copy !req
464. - I beat you.Copy !req
465. I came from nothing.Copy !req
466. But I caught up
and I crushed you.Copy !req
467. Just like Liddy's
gonna crush your sons.Copy !req
468. She's already sorting
objects by shape and color.Copy !req
469. - At 11 months,
I don't think so.Copy !req
470. - She can count to ten
if you say seven for her.Copy !req
471. - She gets five and nine?Copy !req
472. - She can save five words.
- So.Copy !req
473. - In mandarin.Copy !req
474. They've put her with
the toddlers at herCopy !req
475. singing and clapping
class at fun factory.Copy !req
476. - She's in orange group?Copy !req
477. - She's already out of the
piaget sensorimotor Stage.Copy !req
478. - That's impossible.Copy !req
479. She scored a 62 on the
object permanence matrix.Copy !req
480. - But that's an adult score.Copy !req
481. - And did I mention...Copy !req
482. She's using the potty.Copy !req
483. - Surely just for wee-wee.Copy !req
484. - No.Copy !req
485. See you in 30 years, Banks.Copy !req
486. - It's already,
like, turning itself.Copy !req
487. But I feel like I
still have to turn it.Copy !req
488. Oh, oh, my god, mustard
just came out my nose.Copy !req
489. Oh, it's burning the
backs of my eyes.Copy !req
490. All right, I gotta go
back to work, bye.Copy !req
491. - Okay, all right.Copy !req
492. Ah, it's burning my face now.Copy !req
493. - All right, I'm putting you
on probationary approval.Copy !req
494. - Okay, I don't really care.Copy !req
495. - I'll tell you what
changed my mind, Criss:Copy !req
496. A conversation I had
with Tracy Jordan.Copy !req
497. You see, greatness
can come from anywhere.Copy !req
498. So if a poor boy from
Boston can become me,Copy !req
499. maybe you could becomeCopy !req
500. a suitable sex
partner for Liz Lemon.Copy !req
501. You've got three months.Copy !req
502. - But your opinion
doesn't matter.Copy !req
503. You have no say in this.Copy !req
504. - Liz, there's something
wrong with Pete.Copy !req
505. Oh, my god!Copy !req
506. - I don't know what happened.Copy !req
507. - Pete, I have been
out there puttingCopy !req
508. out fires all day
while you've beenCopy !req
509. hiding in here doing this?Copy !req
510. You're disgusting.Copy !req
511. - No, no, I was...
I didn't... I...Copy !req
512. Kelsey Grammer!Copy !req
513. Kelsey Grammer did this to me.Copy !req
514. - Really, Pete?Copy !req
515. Kelsey Grammer made you do thisCopy !req
516. while he was performing his one
man show about Abraham Lincoln?Copy !req
517. Ugh.Copy !req
518. - Here's to another
successful operation by...Copy !req
519. The best friends gang.Copy !req
520. - Hang on.Copy !req
521. I didn't notice before with allCopy !req
522. the excitement, but...Copy !req
523. I look incredibly beautiful.Copy !req
524. The lighting is back to normal.Copy !req
525. - Both switches need
to be on, woman.Copy !req
526. - The bulb wasn't even broken?Copy !req
527. None of this was necessary.Copy !req
528. - I know...Copy !req
529. I've been successfully
assassinated.Copy !req
530. But I have one last
thing to tell my country.Copy !req
531. Blackbeard's
gold is buried in...Copy !req
532. - I am a ghost now,Copy !req
533. leaving behind my
earthly possessions.Copy !req
534. And although I left my
country divided by war,Copy !req
535. a civil war...Copy !req
536. - So that's where
that name came from.Copy !req
537. - I know that future generations
will forge a stronger countryCopy !req
538. and that some day,
america will be a placeCopy !req
539. where everybody knows your name.Copy !req