1. I'm sorry, I bet your tongue
it's been a while.Copy !req
2. I'm sorry I taste like
Korean cigarettes.Copy !req
3. Tobacco's the only thing
with protein over there.Copy !req
4. Their meat is just
def lated kickballs.Copy !req
5. How are you feeling?Copy !req
6. Ready to put this all
behind me.Copy !req
7. I don't even want to think about
the things they made me do.Copy !req
8. Earlier today,
America's credit ratingCopy !req
9. was downgraded
to triple fart-minus.Copy !req
10. You poor thing,
over there all alone.Copy !req
11. Ahoy there.Copy !req
12. Jack,
this is Scott Scottsman.Copy !req
13. Scott Scottsman.Copy !req
14. My ears are all plugged up
from the plane.Copy !req
15. Am I talking too loud?Copy !req
16. Scott was forced
to do sportsCopy !req
17. on American news Channel USA.Copy !req
18. Avery Jessup with news.Copy !req
19. Scott Scottsman
with sports.Copy !req
20. And it's me,
Johnny Mountain,Copy !req
21. with the weather on the one
and the traffic on the one.Copy !req
22. You no ask how I do it.Copy !req
23. It's a funny story, really.Copy !req
24. I was working for KSCT,
our of Scottsdale.Copy !req
25. They sent me to South Korea
to do a "where are they now?"Copy !req
26. On the pitcher Byung-Hyun Kim.Copy !req
27. Turns out he's still
living in America,Copy !req
28. and I get kidnapped.Copy !req
29. Uhhuh.Copy !req
30. I had no idea there was
another hostage there.Copy !req
31. A man.Copy !req
32. Right. Well,
we should get home.Copy !req
33. For American news Channel USA,
this is Avery Jessup.Copy !req
34. And I'm Scott Scottsman...Copy !req
35. Reminding all of you
there is no weekend.Copy !req
36. 30 ROCK
S06 Ep 21 - The Return of Avery JessupCopy !req
37. - Good morning.
- You're up early.Copy !req
38. I'm putting together a knock
list for the work upstairs.Copy !req
39. What do you think about
an intercom?Copy !req
40. That way, if it's an office,
you can call down.Copy !req
41. Right. Well, if I did
ever have a... plant with youCopy !req
42. or whatever...
I mean, at my age,Copy !req
43. we might have to get
an Asian plantCopy !req
44. or accept an older plant
with some behavioral issues,Copy !req
45. and we're a little afraid
of it...Copy !req
46. Do you want an intercom, Liz?Copy !req
47. Yes. Sure.
To hear the plant.Copy !req
48. I'm sorry. It's just
the more we talk about this,Copy !req
49. it's scary.Copy !req
50. I mean, that plant's not coming
out of your butt, pal,Copy !req
51. it's coming out of mine.Copy !req
52. All right, well, look,
to do everything,Copy !req
53. - it's gonna be around ten grand.
- Duck?Copy !req
54. I'm gonna do as much
work as possible,Copy !req
55. but I don't think it's safe for me to do
the wiring in an old building like this.Copy !req
56. The walls are filled
with electrocuted mice.Copy !req
57. Well, I could dip into
my 401K...Copy !req
58. Is something I've heard
old people say in commercials.Copy !req
59. Well, I could chip in.
If you take my prof itsCopy !req
60. from the hot dog truck
and add 'em to the $300Copy !req
61. my aunt gave me for Christmas,
I'd have $200.Copy !req
62. - Yeah.
- Right.Copy !req
63. Let me think about it,
but I've got to get to work.Copy !req
64. Boy, I sound
just like my dad.Copy !req
65. Which, I guess,
makes me Mrs. Lemon.Copy !req
66. Seriously, though,
I gotta get to work.Copy !req
67. I gotta get to yoga
and lunch with the girls.Copy !req
68. Tracy, who sponsored
your wedding?Copy !req
69. I don't know. There was
a lot of fanta there,Copy !req
70. and the police, so maybe
they co-sponsored it?Copy !req
71. That's right, you were
a nobody when you got married.Copy !req
72. Only huge stars get
to have their wedding sponsored.Copy !req
73. Ms. Maroney,
a wedding is a simpleCopy !req
74. and beautiful ceremonyCopy !req
75. where an old man
and a crying girlCopy !req
76. get pushed into
the coupling shed.Copy !req
77. No, if you don't have
a sponsor these days,Copy !req
78. you're nobody.Copy !req
79. My sponsor is
the Southern Tourism Bureau.Copy !req
80. It's perfect 'cause
I'm sort of a down-home,Copy !req
81. America's sweetheart type.Copy !req
82. Leonardi, my hair psychic,
is always sayingCopy !req
83. how down to Earth I am.Copy !req
84. I know the Southern
tourism bureau.Copy !req
85. They pay me a yearly stipend
to stay in New York.Copy !req
86. They're paying for me
and Paul to get marriedCopy !req
87. on an old plantation.Copy !req
88. Which is great 'cause our wedding
was gonna be slavery-themed anyway.Copy !req
89. All I have to do is
shoot a commercialCopy !req
90. and say,
"Dixie is calling, you all.Copy !req
91. I reckon you should answer."Copy !req
92. Are you sure
you're saying that right?Copy !req
93. Of course I. I have
a natural Southern accent,Copy !req
94. 'cause I'm from
le flori-dah pahn-hahndle.Copy !req
95. You know, a lot of people
lose their accentsCopy !req
96. once they leave home
and go off to the big city.Copy !req
97. Before moving here, I done used
to talk-n-jaw like this, see?Copy !req
98. And when I'm at work,
I use my white-people voice.Copy !req
99. You should see how we talk
in the Bronx.Copy !req
100. Raar blarg shmoo-boo wagga!Copy !req
101. I'm sorry, sir, I have
no idea what you're saying.Copy !req
102. I'm sure it's nothing
that I can't fixCopy !req
103. with a little accent work.Copy !req
104. I'm not gonna let it ruin
my dream wedding.Copy !req
105. It's only a dream wedding?
Thank God!Copy !req
106. I did not want to attend.Copy !req
107. All set, Jack.Copy !req
108. - Did Liddy go down?
- Eventually.Copy !req
109. Understandably,
she's a little wary of me.Copy !req
110. I heard her ask her bear
who the dye job is.Copy !req
111. Don't worry about it.
You're home now,Copy !req
112. we're Jack and Avery,Copy !req
113. and we are going to crush
this return to normalcy.Copy !req
114. Absolutely.Copy !req
115. It's gonna be like
I was never away.Copy !req
116. Absolutely.
Frankly,Copy !req
117. not too much has changed.Copy !req
118. There is an iPod 3
and a Mitt Romney 4.Copy !req
119. They worked all the bugs out.Copy !req
120. He's not killing hobos
at night any more.Copy !req
121. And tomorrow,
I am going to throw youCopy !req
122. a Thanks-Christmas-Valen-Easter-Ween
of July party.Copy !req
123. Genius. We'll celebrate all the
holidays I missed in one night.Copy !req
124. We are gonna be
so normal so fast!Copy !req
125. I've already started
my job search.Copy !req
126. I'm making a new reel.Copy !req
127. I actually did
some good work over there.Copy !req
128. Scott and I co-reported
on the North KoreansCopy !req
129. sweeping the Olympics.Copy !req
130. - They did, right?
- Yes... Scott.Copy !req
131. I'm so glad there was
someone there for youCopy !req
132. during this, uh, ordeal.Copy !req
133. Look, Jack, I know we can put
everything back the way it was.Copy !req
134. There's just one thing
I need to say first.Copy !req
135. I didn't wear
your nightgowns.Copy !req
136. If they seem
stretched out,Copy !req
137. it's because
you're remembering wrong.Copy !req
138. No, Jack, what I want
to say is...Copy !req
139. If anything happened
while I was goneCopy !req
140. between you
and someone else...Copy !req
141. It doesn't matter now.
Okay?Copy !req
142. All is forgiven.Copy !req
143. Okay, Jenna, I need
some relationship advice.Copy !req
144. Well, you've come
to the right place.Copy !req
145. I've been writing
a sex column for Cosmo.Copy !req
146. Cosmo is
my 14-year-old neighbor.Copy !req
147. He doesn't know anything.Copy !req
148. No, it's not about sex.
It's about money.Copy !req
149. Liz!Copy !req
150. Sex, money, power, fire,Copy !req
151. choking, being dragged
behind a speed boat...Copy !req
152. It's all the same thing.Copy !req
153. Look, you and I
are both in situationsCopy !req
154. where we're the breadwinner.Copy !req
155. How do you and Paul
deal with that?Copy !req
156. We love it.Copy !req
157. Gender role-reversal
is such a turn-on.Copy !req
158. Paul keeps the house nice,Copy !req
159. and I try
to get him pregnant.Copy !req
160. And the best part is,
if I want to treat myselfCopy !req
161. to a new pair
of Christy LaButtons,Copy !req
162. I don't have to
ask any man for $17.Copy !req
163. - I'm sorry, Christy who?
- LaButtons.Copy !req
164. They're knockoff
Christian Louboutins.Copy !req
165. I got tired of ruining
$1,200 shoesCopy !req
166. trying to impregnate
my boyfriend.Copy !req
167. You know something,
against all odds,Copy !req
168. you have a point.Copy !req
169. Feminism promised us
two things...Copy !req
170. Fatter dolls, and an end
to traditional gender roles.Copy !req
171. Why am I fighting this?Copy !req
172. So what if I make
more money than Criss?Copy !req
173. Exactly.
It doesn't bother me.Copy !req
174. Doesn't bother Oprah.Copy !req
175. It sure doesn't seem
to bother Criss.Copy !req
176. He's at yoga right now.Copy !req
177. You wear the pants, Liz.Copy !req
178. You don't necessarily
pull them offCopy !req
179. because of your hips,
but you wear them.Copy !req
180. So embrace it!Copy !req
181. Lemon, Avery's missed
the past 12 monthsCopy !req
182. of popular culture.Copy !req
183. Could you put together
a presentation for tomorrow?Copy !req
184. An hour, tops.Copy !req
185. An hour for the year?Copy !req
186. Am I supposed to just
scratch the surfaceCopy !req
187. of channing Tatum's
meteoric rise?Copy !req
188. Lemon, Avery did
something strange this morning.Copy !req
189. They brainwashed her,
didn't they?Copy !req
190. Avery said something
this morning...Copy !req
191. Something shocking.Copy !req
192. That no matter what happened
while she was gone,Copy !req
193. "all is forgiven."Copy !req
194. And that's bad?Copy !req
195. It seems awfully nice
of her, considering.Copy !req
196. Exactly. Awfully nice.Copy !req
197. Does that sound like Avery
to you?Copy !req
198. - Well, no.
- That woman does not forgive.Copy !req
199. She's still furious
with Al GoreCopy !req
200. for stealing George Bush's
idea to have an Internet.Copy !req
201. And now she's forgiving me?
Why?Copy !req
202. Because she wants to change
the conversationCopy !req
203. because she's done something
she doesn't want to talk about.Copy !req
204. And what do people
not want to talk about?Copy !req
205. Soccer, jazz, infidelity.Copy !req
206. Okay, first of all,Copy !req
207. I don't know what you
count as cheating,Copy !req
208. but she was forced
to marry someone else.Copy !req
209. Kim Jong-Un, Lemon.Copy !req
210. Have you seen news footage
of that man?Copy !req
211. I have so many missile!Copy !req
212. I even have
nuclear missile.Copy !req
213. Just for you,
sugarprong.Copy !req
214. There was another
American there, Lemon.Copy !req
215. A man. It raises
some red flags.Copy !req
216. My God.
Who are you to talk?Copy !req
217. You French-Canadian kissed
her mother,Copy !req
218. which is my name
for French kissingCopy !req
219. when it bums
everybody else out.Copy !req
220. Yes. Brilliant.
I'll use my indiscretionCopy !req
221. to guilt her into
revealing hers.Copy !req
222. The game is afoot!Copy !req
223. No. She's been back
for, like six hours.Copy !req
224. Maybe take a little time,Copy !req
225. let things get back
to normal.Copy !req
226. Playing psycho-sexual
mind games is our normal, Lemon.Copy !req
227. This is perfect.
Everything's perfect.Copy !req
228. Dadgum possum up and what
been bit my mother's neck brace.Copy !req
229. Dadgum possum up and what
been bit my mother's neck brace.Copy !req
230. - Again!
- Dadgum possum up and what beenCopy !req
231. my mom's neck brace.Copy !req
232. Again, you waste
of my time!Copy !req
233. Dadgum possum up'n what bit
my mama's neck brace!Copy !req
234. There it is.
Again!Copy !req
235. Excellent.
Again!Copy !req
236. Dixie's callin', y'all.
I reckon you should answer.Copy !req
237. No, this isn't right.Copy !req
238. This isn't Southern elegance.Copy !req
239. This is a dirtbag girl
I once knew.Copy !req
240. A girl named Jay-nuh!Copy !req
241. She used to get into
fistfights at water parks,Copy !req
242. and lost her virginity to a bait
salesman on a water bed.Copy !req
243. She's not who I am any more.
I'm classy.Copy !req
244. People who say that
about themselves usually are.Copy !req
245. This whole Southern thing
is wrong.Copy !req
246. I need to find
a new wedding sponsorCopy !req
247. that's as classy
as I am.Copy !req
248. I'm not this person,
'cause I done got rid of her!Copy !req
249. Kim Jong-Il could not
be reached for commentCopy !req
250. because he was having
a totally normal dayCopy !req
251. being alive and not dead.Copy !req
252. And now with sports,
Scott Scottsman.Copy !req
253. Thanks, Avery.
In NBA action,Copy !req
254. Kim Jong-Un won
the championship today.Copy !req
255. Our brilliant comrade
scored 200 pointsCopy !req
256. and then went hot-tubbing
with a couple guysCopy !req
257. he's definitely
just friends with.Copy !req
258. Hi.Copy !req
259. Look, I've been thinking
about what you said earlierCopy !req
260. about forgiveness...
It was beautiful.Copy !req
261. But I would feel very guilty
if I kept anything from you,Copy !req
262. as I know you would if you
kept something from me.Copy !req
263. So while you were away,Copy !req
264. I did have feelings
for another woman.Copy !req
265. Thank you.Copy !req
266. I forgive you.Copy !req
267. You lose, Jack...Copy !req
268. Is what Kim Jong-Il said
to Jack NicklausCopy !req
269. after def eating him
in golf todayCopy !req
270. because they're both
totally alive.Copy !req
271. You went out
and bought a Fedora.Copy !req
272. This? I finally watched
the premiereCopy !req
273. of Prime suspect on Hulu.
It's really very good.Copy !req
274. Anyway, I thought
I would treat myself.Copy !req
275. But don't worry, I'm gonna
take care of you too.Copy !req
276. Okay, but look,Copy !req
277. I still want to chip in
on this renovation.Copy !req
278. And clean out
your life savings?Copy !req
279. Why don't you take
that $200Copy !req
280. and buy yourself
something cute?Copy !req
281. Here's a hint.
I like zippers.Copy !req
282. I'm a man.
I'm a man, I'm a man!Copy !req
283. I'm an adult man!Copy !req
284. You think I like you having
to pay for everything?Copy !req
285. It's humiliating.Copy !req
286. But gender roles,
fat dolls...Copy !req
287. You think I like having
to earn crisspointsCopy !req
288. so that I can take you on dates
that you actually pay for?Copy !req
289. I thought you liked
the crisspoints system.Copy !req
290. Only because liking
the crisspoints systemCopy !req
291. is one of the ways
I earn crisspoints!Copy !req
292. Okay, I'm sorry that I
offended your male pride,Copy !req
293. but you're the one who chose
to sell hot dogs out of a car.Copy !req
294. It is a van
with a car engine, Liz, okay?Copy !req
295. Now, look, if your show
gets canceled, okay,Copy !req
296. or NBC just becomes
a web siteCopy !req
297. that sells
used office supplies,Copy !req
298. I'd like to know that
I can take care of you.Copy !req
299. And now we're talking
about having a plant?Copy !req
300. It's stressing me out!Copy !req
301. Really?
It's stressing you out?Copy !req
302. Of course, because you're
the personCopy !req
303. who has to krang that plant
for nine months,Copy !req
304. poop it, and then go back
to work to support both of you!Copy !req
305. Uhhuh.
So what you're saying isCopy !req
306. you need somebody different
to do this with.Copy !req
307. Somebody with money
that's probably named SpencerCopy !req
308. or Grant.Copy !req
309. And he has a watch,
and an office with a trash canCopy !req
310. and a little basketball hoop
on it.Copy !req
311. And he plays as hard
as he works because, damn it,Copy !req
312. he deserves to blow off
a little steam.Copy !req
313. God, I don't wanna be
with Spencer!Copy !req
314. And yet you're silent
about Grant.Copy !req
315. Well, guess what...
I'm gonna become Grant.Copy !req
316. That's right, tomorrow
I'm gonna take my truck out,Copy !req
317. and I'm gonna start
pulling my weight, like a man.Copy !req
318. Now, get in that bed,
and let's watch Dance moms.Copy !req
319. Girl.Copy !req
320. Are you crying because
there are no rolesCopy !req
321. for actresses in their 40s,
nor should there be?Copy !req
322. I thought I found a classy
new sponsor for my wedding,Copy !req
323. but then something happened.Copy !req
324. Hubbard's flavorless
english water biscuits...Copy !req
325. I'm sorry.Copy !req
326. Hubbard's flavorless
english water biscuits...Copy !req
327. - Cut!
- They fired me.Copy !req
328. We did 50 takes,
and I couldn't do it.Copy !req
329. 50? That's nothing.
I once did 100 takesCopy !req
330. and still couldn't say
the word "incorrigible."Copy !req
331. Great, now I get it!Copy !req
332. Siri, bring Jessica Tandy
back to life.Copy !req
333. I thought that girl
from toilet swamp coveCopy !req
334. was dead and buried,Copy !req
335. but she's always been there
inside me,Copy !req
336. and now she's taking over.Copy !req
337. I want to throw a natty light
at a cop car!Copy !req
338. I have someone
inside me too.Copy !req
339. It's a bath toy
of a scuba diver.Copy !req
340. I need to take a walk
and clear my headCopy !req
341. Tracy...Copy !req
342. Jessica Tandy's zombie
is coming to find you.Copy !req
343. Is that correct?Copy !req
344. Yes, siri.
Thank you, baby.Copy !req
345. So, Lemon, I took your adviceCopy !req
346. and used my transgression with Diana,Copy !req
347. as a weapon
to interrogate Avery,Copy !req
348. just as you suggested.Copy !req
349. That is not
what I suggested.Copy !req
350. You just hear
what you want to hear.Copy !req
351. Thank you.
They're from Italy.Copy !req
352. I just gave Avery
a little taste.Copy !req
353. Said I was attracted
to another woman.Copy !req
354. Guess what she told me.Copy !req
355. Nothing.
She just forgave me.Copy !req
356. Believe me,
I didn't expect herCopy !req
357. to come out of her
forgiveness bunker so easily,Copy !req
358. but I really need
to up the ante.Copy !req
359. Drop a grenade
in that bunker,Copy !req
360. like Jim Brown
in The Dirty Dozen.Copy !req
361. Enjoy your party, Nazis!Copy !req
362. Are you talking about
your wife?Copy !req
363. God, she's good.Copy !req
364. This kind of gamesmanship
is why I love her.Copy !req
365. She has the brain of a man, and
the ass of a French teenager.Copy !req
366. But I will win.Copy !req
367. I don't know, Jack,
it's 2012.Copy !req
368. It's not always clear who wears
the pants in the family.Copy !req
369. I do, Lemon.
I wear the pants.Copy !req
370. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
371. Nice pants, Avery.Copy !req
372. And, Liz, good to see you.Copy !req
373. You're hair's the same.Copy !req
374. It's not. Actually,
something terrible happened.Copy !req
375. I don't have
a lot of time.Copy !req
376. I have my year-in-finance
presentation after this,Copy !req
377. and Lloyd Blankfein slithers
back into the sewersCopy !req
378. to eat rotten fish
at 6:00, so...Copy !req
379. You know what, I'll just
read some US weeklies.Copy !req
380. - Thank you, Lemon.
- But it's an hour long,Copy !req
381. - like you wanted.
- Thank you.Copy !req
382. Fine.Copy !req
383. I'm gonna head down
to Goldman early.Copy !req
384. Avery, I should
tell you something.Copy !req
385. I wasn't completely honestCopy !req
386. when I was being
completely honest earlier.Copy !req
387. Let me stop you right there.Copy !req
388. I forgave you so that we
wouldn't have to discuss this.Copy !req
389. Let me stop you right there
from stopping me right there.Copy !req
390. I know why you forgave me.Copy !req
391. But the woman I mentioned,
we kissed.Copy !req
392. And I know I would hate it
if you kept somethingCopy !req
393. like that from me, so...Copy !req
394. So... I forgive you.Copy !req
395. And no matter what you say,Copy !req
396. I am always going to
forgive you.Copy !req
397. Always.Copy !req
398. Aha! What do you think?
Pretty awesome,Copy !req
399. It's a brand new
location, Liz.Copy !req
400. I got a subway entrance
right here,Copy !req
401. and I got a tour bus stop
right there.Copy !req
402. Also, FOX News is
right across the street,Copy !req
403. and word is Greta Van Susteren
eats hot dogs like slimer.Copy !req
404. Yeah, who's usually here?Copy !req
405. Right, those creepy,
off-brandCopy !req
406. sesame street characters
that harass touristsCopy !req
407. into paying them
to take pictures with them.Copy !req
408. I hate those guys.Copy !req
409. As a sesame street purist,Copy !req
410. I don't think Elmo usually
tells passing womenCopy !req
411. - the they have a sweet dumper.
- Move it!Copy !req
412. - This is our corner, pal!
- You don't own this corner.Copy !req
413. And I got a family
to support, like a man.Copy !req
414. - Don't hit my cheekbones!
- Stop it!Copy !req
415. Get off him, Elmo!Copy !req
416. Legally, I have to say
I'm Elmarg!Copy !req
417. Them puppets done pickedCopy !req
418. the wrong day to cross
my kin!Copy !req
419. It's on,
panhandle style!Copy !req
420. Well, it's over.Copy !req
421. I'm never gonna get
a wedding sponsor now.Copy !req
422. That dirtbag Jay-nuh won.Copy !req
423. I wanted my wedding to be
an expression of who I am,Copy !req
424. and now it will be.Copy !req
425. I'm a panhandle hick,Copy !req
426. and my wedding will be
just another panelCopy !req
427. on my mother's family history
back tattoo.Copy !req
428. Come on,
it's not all that bad.Copy !req
429. Look at that caption.Copy !req
430. "Aging star Jenna Maroney,
beats up Elmo with her..."Copy !req
431. So you own things.
That's good.Copy !req
432. "Christian..."
That's always a good word.Copy !req
433. Wait, did they say
"Christian" about my shoes?Copy !req
434. "With her
Christian Louboutins."Copy !req
435. They didn't know that my shoes
were cheap knockoffs.Copy !req
436. They thought they were fancy,Copy !req
437. even though
they're secretly crap.Copy !req
438. That's it.
That's who I am!Copy !req
439. I'm that knockoff
designer shoe.Copy !req
440. My outside is
shiny and pretty,Copy !req
441. but my inside is filled
with cardboard and horse glue.Copy !req
442. I've solved
my identity crisis!Copy !req
443. More importantly, I know
who can sponsor my wedding!Copy !req
444. No, I think it's a very
cool costume, mayor Bloomberg.Copy !req
445. Tonight,
I'm mayor Booo-mberg.Copy !req
446. Yes, I think
you've mentioned that.Copy !req
447. Booo... booo...Copy !req
448. Scott.Copy !req
449. Happy birthdaversary,
honey.Copy !req
450. Jack, this homecoming's
been amazing.Copy !req
451. Nice to see you relaxing
and enjoying yourself,Copy !req
452. and totally unprepared
for a forgiveness attack.Copy !req
453. - What?
- Avery...Copy !req
454. What?Copy !req
455. The woman I kissed
is your mother.Copy !req
456. That is... shocking.Copy !req
457. But I told you
all is forgiven,Copy !req
458. so... all is forgiven.Copy !req
459. What do I have to say
to guilt the truth out of you?Copy !req
460. How about this?
A few months ago,Copy !req
461. Liddy broke into
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