1. Well, hello, Hank.
So good of you to come up.Copy !req
2. Well,
I'm not gonna missCopy !req
3. the America's Kidz
got singing finale.Copy !req
4. Last time I was this excited
was this morning.Copy !req
5. I saw a cat wearing
the same sweater as its person.Copy !req
6. Jack, you remember
my granddaughter.Copy !req
7. Hi, Mr. Donaghy.Copy !req
8. Kaylie.Copy !req
9. There's Jenna Marone.Copy !req
10. So, Jack, how's your wife?
Still kidnapped?Copy !req
11. How's the yearbook going?
I heard you made editor...Copy !req
12. Of the photo captions.Copy !req
13. Pop-Pop, wait up.Copy !req
14. Pop-Pop, wait up.Copy !req
15. I'm so excited
for the finale.Copy !req
16. Not that it matters,
even if Brock doesn't win,Copy !req
17. he is going to get
a record contract.Copy !req
18. So, it definitely
doesn't matter.Copy !req
19. This isn't the last
we will be seeing of Brock.Copy !req
20. Well, whoever wins, it's
a great night for the industry.Copy !req
21. Kidz is a hit the whole family
can watch together,Copy !req
22. not your usual sitcom crap
full of gratuitous vulgarityCopy !req
23. and pratfalls.Copy !req
24. My penis!Copy !req
25. Jenna,
this is a big night.Copy !req
26. And I've got
something big planned.Copy !req
27. Tonight during
the finalists' duet,Copy !req
28. I'm gonna cry.Copy !req
29. Now, of course, none of these
little condom accidentsCopy !req
30. could actually make me cry,
so I'm gonna rub thisCopy !req
31. under my eyes
to help me fake it.Copy !req
32. It's an old acting trick
I learnedCopy !req
33. from Glenn Beck's
prostitute.Copy !req
34. Well,
mark my words, Jenna,Copy !req
35. tonight is going to
be the greatest.Copy !req
36. Disaster
in the history of television.Copy !req
37. The young contestants apparently
inebriated on live TV.Copy !req
38. I gotta throw up.Copy !req
39. What happened?Copy !req
40. Why haven't you been
returning my calls?Copy !req
41. Because my phone
melted last night, Lemon.Copy !req
42. Come here, Jack.Copy !req
43. That was my angriest hug, 'cause
that's how I feel right now.Copy !req
44. Instead of heading
back to Philadelphia,Copy !req
45. I'm going down
to deal with the FCC.Copy !req
46. The Federal
Clown Commission.Copy !req
47. I hope that comes off
as respectful.Copy !req
48. My father was a clown,Copy !req
49. and I know how hard
those men work.Copy !req
50. I'm going to
get to the bottomCopy !req
51. of what happened
last night, sir.Copy !req
52. I've already detained Brock
and Ava under the patriot act.Copy !req
53. People have forgotten
about that thing,Copy !req
54. but any white male
can arrest any other person.Copy !req
55. Hello, peers.Copy !req
56. Sure has been
a busy morningCopy !req
57. down in
the Standards department.Copy !req
58. Because of last night's
cluster-whoops,Copy !req
59. Darren was fired.Copy !req
60. Then he threatened
to come back with a gun.Copy !req
61. Then I got a promotion,Copy !req
62. and the desk
closest to the door.Copy !req
63. Here are my new
business cards.Copy !req
64. Late night programming?
So you're covering TGS now?Copy !req
65. And a wonderful
new show from D.L. HughleyCopy !req
66. that's already
been canceled!Copy !req
67. I feel like
Oscar the grouch today,Copy !req
68. and not just
'cause I woke upCopy !req
69. in a garbage can
this morning,Copy !req
70. startling someone
named Gordon.Copy !req
71. What's wrong, Tracy?Copy !req
72. I can't eat
for 24 hoursCopy !req
73. 'cause I have
a colonoscopy tomorrow.Copy !req
74. I'm starving!Copy !req
75. You know, fasting
can actually clear your mind.Copy !req
76. In college, I once
went on a hunger strikeCopy !req
77. to protest apartheid...Copy !req
78. You're the one who solved that?
Thank you so much.Copy !req
79. 1997 Heather Locklear,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
80. What? Jenna!Copy !req
81. Save it, Liz.Copy !req
82. Yes, I was disappointed that
I didn't get to do my fake cry,Copy !req
83. but I do have a plan B.Copy !req
84. The whole point of the cry
was to humanize me,Copy !req
85. to change
public perception,Copy !req
86. but what else
humanizes a monster?Copy !req
87. Motherhood.Copy !req
88. God. Don't adopt.Copy !req
89. That child
is better off in Somalia.Copy !req
90. It could be a pirate,
or a warlord's concubine.Copy !req
91. This is better
than adopting.Copy !req
92. Remember my little moneymaking
scheme back in Chicago?Copy !req
93. Cashing your dead aunt's
social security checks?Copy !req
94. No,
I'm still doing that.Copy !req
95. I'm talking about
when I donated my eggs.Copy !req
96. So, a couple of months ago,
I calledCopy !req
97. the calumet city egg donation
center and house of bluesCopy !req
98. to see if there were
any little Jennas out thereCopy !req
99. who wanted to meet me.Copy !req
100. Hang on, are you saying
you have a kid?Copy !req
101. No, I don't.Copy !req
102. I have six kids.Copy !req
103. Jerome, share the bronzer,
you slut.Copy !req
104. Dear God.Copy !req
105. 30 ROCK
S06 Ep 11 - Standards and PracticesCopy !req
106. I'm a very
powerful man, Brock.Copy !req
107. Little league tryouts
are coming soon.Copy !req
108. How would you like
to wind up on a team with...Copy !req
109. None of your friends?Copy !req
110. It was her idea!
She made me do it!Copy !req
111. Brock just
sold you out, Ava.Copy !req
112. What are you
doing to Molly?Copy !req
113. She already had to
live through world war ii.Copy !req
114. Brock said it was
all your idea.Copy !req
115. No, it was her idea.Copy !req
116. She's just so cool.Copy !req
117. Like a human silly band!Copy !req
118. Who?
Who's a human silly band?Copy !req
119. I'm tall enough nowCopy !req
120. that there isn't
a roller coaster in the worldCopy !req
121. I can't go on.Copy !req
122. So...Copy !req
123. You guys drink beer.Copy !req
124. Or are you babies?Copy !req
125. Jack versus Kaylie,
round two,Copy !req
126. colon...Copy !req
127. No subtitle necessary.Copy !req
128. Mommy announcement.Copy !req
129. I hope we're all waxed,Copy !req
130. because you're coming with me
to my interview tonightCopy !req
131. for Barbara Walters'
10 most overexposed people.Copy !req
132. Barbara Walters!Copy !req
133. Okay, so, let me just quickly
identify everyone's good sides.Copy !req
134. Left, left, right,Copy !req
135. right, left...Copy !req
136. Judy. That's not really
on message.Copy !req
137. Look, I didn't
call the donation centerCopy !req
138. to be on TV, Jenna.Copy !req
139. I wanted to go get a cup
of coffee and get to know you.Copy !req
140. If you want
to get to know me,Copy !req
141. read my 2006 interview
in AmTrak magazine.Copy !req
142. If you want to be my daughter,
put on this wig and smile.Copy !req
143. There you are, liierz.Copy !req
144. Boy, I am still not comfortable
calling you by your first name.Copy !req
145. Then again,
you've never been comfortableCopy !req
146. calling me by my
full Christian name.Copy !req
147. Kenneth.Copy !req
148. No, "Kenneth" is short
for andromakennethamblesorton.Copy !req
149. So, what's up?Copy !req
150. Wait, what is this?Copy !req
151. "Additional restrictions
to broadcast standards"?Copy !req
152. Yes.Copy !req
153. People are pretty upset
about last night.Copy !req
154. How can we do "Fart doctor"
without the word "fart"?Copy !req
155. I'm surprised
they allow you to say "doctor."Copy !req
156. It's so close to "gynecologist"
which is disgusting.Copy !req
157. Have you seen this memo
from Standards?Copy !req
158. Kenneth is being a real...
dingbat,Copy !req
159. which is now the harshest word
we are allowed to say.Copy !req
160. You can blame that
on Kaylie Hooper.Copy !req
161. She's the one
who ruined the Kidz finale.Copy !req
162. Really? What a... dingbat.Copy !req
163. Why didn't
I see this coming?Copy !req
164. I knew this company
was making me lose my edge.Copy !req
165. That's why I hired a Cato
to attack me at random.Copy !req
166. Like inspector clouseau.Copy !req
167. Cato?Copy !req
168. Don't attack me
tonight, okay?Copy !req
169. I know I told you that
when I say, "don't attack me,"Copy !req
170. that's when I most
need you to attack me,Copy !req
171. but I'm serious.Copy !req
172. Cato?Copy !req
173. Excellent, Cato,
excellent!Copy !req
174. Did Kaylie really think
I wouldn't figure this out?Copy !req
175. No, she knew I would.Copy !req
176. So, she's going to
be ready for me.Copy !req
177. Good.
I like a fair fight.Copy !req
178. Okay, she is
just a teenage girl.Copy !req
179. Lemon, you know very well
that a Nemesis can be anyone...Copy !req
180. Or anything.Copy !req
181. Autocorrect.Copy !req
182. I was trying to say
"pen organizer."Copy !req
183. God!
You're a winter!Copy !req
184. I don't know
what that means.Copy !req
185. Why are there only six chairs
out there? There's seven of us.Copy !req
186. No. One of us will
have to sit out the interview.Copy !req
187. I'm just gonna choose at random
who it's gonna be.Copy !req
188. Eenie-meenie-miney-moe,
out goes ♪ y-o-uCopy !req
189. - I'm sorry, Judy.
- Bye, Judy.Copy !req
190. Could've just gotten
another chair.Copy !req
191. Who is it?Copy !req
192. Sweetie, it's Pop-Pop.Copy !req
193. I came back from D.C. early,
and I lost my darn key.Copy !req
194. What a world.Copy !req
195. Surprise.Copy !req
196. I'm very good at voices, Kaylie.Copy !req
197. I'm very good.Copy !req
198. I know what you did.Copy !req
199. And you had to assume
I'd break Brock and Ava,Copy !req
200. so, you're ready for this,Copy !req
201. but here's what
you weren't counting on...Copy !req
202. This has nothing
to do with you!Copy !req
203. I just had to get
Pop-Pop out of townCopy !req
204. because I am
in so much trouble!Copy !req
205. Henry and his friends had to go
to the King of Prussia mallCopy !req
206. last Thursday night
'cause it was a half day,Copy !req
207. and I couldn't go
'cause I had piano,Copy !req
208. and my friend Vickie,
well,Copy !req
209. she said she got grounded
'cause she wentCopy !req
210. to some highlighter party
with DylanCopy !req
211. while his parents
were out of town.Copy !req
212. Okay, hang on.
Calm down.Copy !req
213. And then fat Vickie
saw her there,Copy !req
214. so I called her,
and Henry answered her phoneCopy !req
215. because he had
Vickie's phone!Copy !req
216. Wait, which Vickie?
Fat Vickie?Copy !req
217. Vickie P.
Are you even listening to me?Copy !req
218. - Okay.
- God!Copy !req
219. Vickie used to be
my best friend.Copy !req
220. I had her youface password,
so I logged onto her account,Copy !req
221. and posted
all these photosCopy !req
222. with "I am a slut"
written on her forehead,Copy !req
223. and then school found out,
so now my life is over!Copy !req
224. Please!Copy !req
225. What does this have to do
with sabotaging me?Copy !req
226. This has nothing
to do with you!Copy !req
227. I messed up the show
to make sureCopy !req
228. Pop-Pop wouldn't come back
to Philadelphia with me,Copy !req
229. 'cause Dr. Melvoin is trying
to kick me out of school,Copy !req
230. and if Pop-Pop comes
to the teacher conference,Copy !req
231. well, then,
he'll let them expel me,Copy !req
232. and I'll have to go to some
school in the middle of nowhere,Copy !req
233. and then I might as well
be dead!Copy !req
234. Wait, where are
your parents?Copy !req
235. Who knows?Copy !req
236. My mom is in Indonesia
visiting her charityCopy !req
237. where poor children
make shoes.Copy !req
238. Isn't that
just a sweat shop?Copy !req
239. I know!Copy !req
240. And then my dad put
a Porsche engine in a model TCopy !req
241. and drove it to Mardi Gras!Copy !req
242. I know what it's like
not to have your parents around.Copy !req
243. I once took
a log with googly eyesCopy !req
244. to a father-son picnic.Copy !req
245. But, uh,
who's going to take youCopy !req
246. to this parent-teacher
conference?Copy !req
247. I don't know.Copy !req
248. I have nobody!Copy !req
249. I wanna die!Copy !req
250. Do you have a second,
Kenneth?Copy !req
251. No, there's only one of me.
What? What are you asking?Copy !req
252. Look, we have
a show tonight.Copy !req
253. You can't just take away
all these wordsCopy !req
254. we've been using
for the past six years.Copy !req
255. That reminds me.Copy !req
256. You can't say "using" on TV.
It implies drug use.Copy !req
257. We're saying
whatever we want.Copy !req
258. No, you can't.Copy !req
259. That's an order.Copy !req
260. I stole that speech
from an episode JAG,Copy !req
261. but it applies here.Copy !req
262. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
263. Last week you were a page,Copy !req
264. now you're telling me
how to run my show?Copy !req
265. Well, I am arguing
back at you.Copy !req
266. I have enough crap to deal
with around here, Kenneth...Copy !req
267. I'm interrupting you
'cause I'm good at arguing!Copy !req
268. I don't need you
to make my life worse.Copy !req
269. I am responding,
I am matching your tone,Copy !req
270. and making my own point.Copy !req
271. You know what, Kenneth?
Fine. You win.Copy !req
272. But as we saw
the other night on Kidz,Copy !req
273. anything can happen
on live TV.Copy !req
274. - Right, Tracy?
- What?Copy !req
275. I'm just saying, Tray,Copy !req
276. you're very unpredictable.Copy !req
277. And we'll write
clean sketches,Copy !req
278. but you might
just do your stand-up act.Copy !req
279. - Who knows?
- Okay.Copy !req
280. I'm still fasting
because I misread my calendar.Copy !req
281. Tomorrow
is my colonoscopy.Copy !req
282. Today was my meeting
with Colin o'Scopy.Copy !req
283. Therefore, I have no ideaCopy !req
284. what you're saying,
talking Turkey leg.Copy !req
285. Were you
a difficult teenager?Copy !req
286. Well, I was voted
head of the PTA, so no.Copy !req
287. I'm accustomed to dealing
with difficult people, Lemon,Copy !req
288. but teenage girls, ugh...Copy !req
289. Are a puzzle.Copy !req
290. Yes, how was your meeting
with your Nemesis?Copy !req
291. I volunteered
to accompany KaylieCopy !req
292. to a parent-teacher conference
at her school.Copy !req
293. - What? Why?
- It's complicated.Copy !req
294. The point is, and I never
thought I'd say this,Copy !req
295. I actually feel badly
for Kaylie.Copy !req
296. On the other hand,
I know full wellCopy !req
297. that this is
an opportunity to destroy her.Copy !req
298. I could get her expelled,Copy !req
299. sent off to some
second-rate boarding school,Copy !req
300. then on to that last bastion
of the incompetent rich,Copy !req
301. USC.Copy !req
302. I don't know, Jack,
you should stay out of this.Copy !req
303. No, I could
help this girl.Copy !req
304. Or destroy this monster.Copy !req
305. If I could just tell whether
she's vicious or vulnerable.Copy !req
306. That's the problem.
She's a teenage girl.Copy !req
307. She's vicious
and vulnerable.Copy !req
308. She might be
completely lying,Copy !req
309. like when I was 15
and told everyone at my schoolCopy !req
310. that I'd already
gotten my period,Copy !req
311. or she could be
in real trouble,Copy !req
312. like when I was 17,
and finally got my periodCopy !req
313. at a very loosely supervised
petting zoo.Copy !req
314. Once again, Lemon,
I leave your officeCopy !req
315. more confused
than when I entered,Copy !req
316. but having glimpsed yet another
tile in the rich mosaicCopy !req
317. that is your
menstrual history.Copy !req
318. So bravo wants to do
a reality show about us,Copy !req
319. and I thought
the opening creditsCopy !req
320. could be all of us
in a giant dog bed,Copy !req
321. and you guys are sucklingCopy !req
322. on prosthetic dog teats
that I'm wearing.Copy !req
323. Actually,
we had a different idea.Copy !req
324. Now that Judy's gone,Copy !req
325. it's kind of obvious
someone is the odd person out.Copy !req
326. It's Jerome, right?Copy !req
327. I didn't want
to say anythingCopy !req
328. 'cause I was trying
to be a good mother,Copy !req
329. but you're cheesy,
and everyone hates you.Copy !req
330. No, Jenna, you.Copy !req
331. You're so much older
than the rest of us,Copy !req
332. so we're thinking
the show is more likeCopy !req
333. The girls next door,Copy !req
334. and you're that old boat captain
that shows up sometimes.Copy !req
335. That's Hugh Hefner,
Jessica.Copy !req
336. Yeah, we have no idea
who that is,Copy !req
337. so you're kind of
just proving our point.Copy !req
338. I see.Copy !req
339. Very well.Copy !req
340. Looking for this?Copy !req
341. Well played.Copy !req
342. Dude, what's up?Copy !req
343. I'm just having
a bad day, sir.Copy !req
344. All right, bro-bro,
let's just be cool,Copy !req
345. and sit down and pee in silence,
like dudes do.Copy !req
346. It's just...
I started a new job,Copy !req
347. and it's stressful enoughCopy !req
348. just having my own wastebasket
that I have to fill every dayCopy !req
349. without Liz Lemon
yelling at me,Copy !req
350. and I just wish
I had never been born!Copy !req
351. 'Cause if I can't even
get my friend Liz...Copy !req
352. At least I thought
she was my friend...Copy !req
353. To respect me,
how will I ever run a networkCopy !req
354. and boss around
those Jewish executivesCopy !req
355. that were trained
from birth to argue?Copy !req
356. So, I should just
give Liz what she wants,Copy !req
357. and quit.Copy !req
358. Bro...Copy !req
359. You should just smack
that Liz in the mouth.Copy !req
360. Sorry I babbled
so much.Copy !req
361. Thanks for listening.Copy !req
362. I'm Kenneth, by the way.Copy !req
363. Me too. I'm Kenneth.Copy !req
364. Kenneth... uh...Copy !req
365. Toilethole.Copy !req
366. I'm so sorry Dr. Melvoin.Copy !req
367. You know, I already apologized
to Vickie, and to fat Vickie.Copy !req
368. Fat Vickie's parents
were very upsetCopy !req
369. that she was dragged
into this mess.Copy !req
370. I know.
I know what I did was stupid,Copy !req
371. and I've really learned
my lesson.Copy !req
372. Look, if I could
go back in time,Copy !req
373. I'd just...
I'd skip clarinet,Copy !req
374. and I'd go to the spring
football with my friends,Copy !req
375. and none of this
ever would've happened.Copy !req
376. Or you simply could have
not posted those pictures.Copy !req
377. On hot Vickie's
youface page, miss Hooper.Copy !req
378. Hold on, Melvoin.Copy !req
379. You told me
it was the piano,Copy !req
380. and that everyone went
to the King of Prussia mall.Copy !req
381. Well...Copy !req
382. I don't remember.Copy !req
383. And I'm just
so emotional right now.Copy !req
384. I'm sorry, how are you
related to miss Hooper?Copy !req
385. I'm her Nemesis.Copy !req
386. You bastard.Copy !req
387. Don't do this, Donaghy.Copy !req
388. I think that this schoolCopy !req
389. has done everything it can
for Kaylie,Copy !req
390. but the only fitting
punishment...Copy !req
391. Is expulsion.Copy !req
392. It's days like this
that remind meCopy !req
393. why I got into teaching
in the first place.Copy !req
394. Kenneth,
we need to talk.Copy !req
395. I don't know,
'cause someoneCopy !req
396. who actually cares
about my feelingsCopy !req
397. told me to smack you
in the mouth.Copy !req
398. No, don't listen
to Kenneth Toilethole.Copy !req
399. - You know him?
- Yeah. He's great.Copy !req
400. We should all go
get dinner sometime.Copy !req
401. Kenneth,
you can do this job,Copy !req
402. and I do respect you.Copy !req
403. Then wash my feet
with your hair.Copy !req
404. No! But I did completely
rewrite the show.Copy !req
405. We're not even using
the word "dingbat," Mr. Parcell.Copy !req
406. A Parcell man
has never been called "mister"Copy !req
407. outside of
an execution chamber.Copy !req
408. Boy.Copy !req
409. The blonde ones,
they turned on me.Copy !req
410. They threw me away like
I was some kind of Judy.Copy !req
411. Oh, God.
Is this how Judy felt?Copy !req
412. Judy was nice and sweetCopy !req
413. and wanted to get
a coffee enema or something,Copy !req
414. and I treated her
like garbage.Copy !req
415. Well, then why don't you
apologize to her?Copy !req
416. She's right behind you.Copy !req
417. Judy,
you're so beautiful now!Copy !req
418. I just came to say good-bye
before I head home.Copy !req
419. I wish we had spent
more time together,Copy !req
420. but I guess I'll see you
on TV.Copy !req
421. No.
Of all my children,Copy !req
422. you're the only one
that provesCopy !req
423. there's any good in me.Copy !req
424. Forget TV.Copy !req
425. Let's go get
that coffee now.Copy !req
426. No. You know
you can't do that.Copy !req
427. One minute to air.
One minute.Copy !req
428. I have to stop Jenna
from leaving. You just...Copy !req
429. No problem.
I'll cover.Copy !req
430. Day two of my fast,
and you were right.Copy !req
431. My mind is clear,
and I'm sharp as a tack.Copy !req
432. Great, Tray, thanks.Copy !req
433. My brain is working
overtime.Copy !req
434. I finally understand the ending
of The sixth sense.Copy !req
435. Those names are the people
who worked on the movie.Copy !req
436. Yeah, and I just gotCopy !req
437. what you were trying
to tell me yesterday.Copy !req
438. You want me to do
my filthy stand-up actCopy !req
439. instead of reading
the cue cards.Copy !req
440. No.Copy !req
441. Jack! Help!Copy !req
442. I was right about Kaylie,
and I crushed her.Copy !req
443. That's great.
I need...Copy !req
444. The whole time,
she was playing me,Copy !req
445. but in the end, she made
the biggest mistake.Copy !req
446. She could not have been worse
in that meetingCopy !req
447. than if she had
wanted me to...Copy !req
448. Son of a dingbat!Copy !req
449. Tracy's gonna do
his stand-up act on the show!Copy !req
450. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
451. I'm gonna live bleep him.Copy !req
452. Normally, I'd have to get
permission from Irene first,Copy !req
453. but there isn't time.Copy !req
454. You know why I love
Dominican women?Copy !req
455. 'Cause they love to
those bigCopy !req
456. 'Cause they eat all our
aloud.Copy !req
457. I'd like to introduce
housed in aCopy !req
458. , booooy!Copy !req
459. You just ate a
with extra?Copy !req
460. Well, you called
the right.Copy !req
461. That's our show
for tonight!Copy !req
462. See you next week!Copy !req
463. - That was amazing!
- It sure was.Copy !req
464. Kenneth,
I'm Gaylord Felcher.Copy !req
465. The head of Standards?Copy !req
466. I have never seen
bleeping like that,Copy !req
467. so guess what?Copy !req
468. I'm promoting you,
you little -face.Copy !req
469. All right, Felcher, you don't
have to talk like that.Copy !req
470. Well, who's gonna stop me?Copy !req
471. Who among you has the power
to censor the censor?Copy !req
472. What a surprise.Copy !req
473. Whatever are you doing here,
Kaylie Hooper?Copy !req
474. Enjoying my total lack
of adult supervision.Copy !req
475. I just had fruit roll-ups
for dinner...Copy !req
476. At a strip club.Copy !req
477. Do you wanted to get expelled
from school, didn't you?Copy !req
478. Look who figured it out.Copy !req
479. It only took you,
oh, I don't know,Copy !req
480. a million hours.Copy !req
481. You didn't lie to me
about getting sent to schoolCopy !req
482. in the "Middle of nowhere."Copy !req
483. What I realized too late is,Copy !req
484. you were talking
about Beekman Academy,Copy !req
485. right here in Manhattan,Copy !req
486. in the neighborhood
North of ware street,Copy !req
487. otherwise known as,
uh, "noware."Copy !req
488. Now I'll be able to be close
to my boyfriend Henry.Copy !req
489. Like hot Vickie could
ever steal him from me.Copy !req
490. He's going to NYU.
To study acting.Copy !req
491. If Pop-Pop had gone
to that meeting,Copy !req
492. he would have just
written a checkCopy !req
493. and made it all go away.Copy !req
494. You needed somebody
to throw you under the bus.Copy !req
495. You needed a patsy.Copy !req
496. I, uh, couldn't
help but noticeCopy !req
497. that lacrosse ball
in your backpack.Copy !req
498. Too bad I'm on the board of
the Central Park conservancy,Copy !req
499. so beekman won't have a field
to play on next year.Copy !req
500. Well, good, 'cause I planted
that lacrosse ball thereCopy !req
501. to get back at a girl I hate
who plays lacrosse.Copy !req
502. Her name is Jack... ie.Copy !req
503. Jackie... officecouch.Copy !req
504. Damn you, Donaghy!Copy !req
505. Cato? Seriously,
not tonight.Copy !req
506. I mean it this time.Copy !req
507. Son of a dingbat!Copy !req
508. Sorry.
That phone call took forever.Copy !req
509. Where's Kenneth Toilethole?Copy !req
510. You just missed him.Copy !req
511. Again.Copy !req
512. He had to go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
513. You know what?
I'll go get him.Copy !req
514. No, don't!Copy !req
515. Every time one of you leaves,
the other one comes back.Copy !req
516. You know,
I'm starting to suspectCopy !req
517. that I have bad luck.Copy !req
518. Dude, bro, where's Liz?Copy !req
519. You didn't see her?
She just left.Copy !req
520. I gotta go feed the meter.Copy !req