1. Max.Copy !req
2. It's the woman at table
2's 50th birthdayCopy !req
3. and her husband wants us to sing to her.Copy !req
4. If I had a dollar for every time a manCopy !req
5. asked me to do something to his wife,Copy !req
6. I'd be a millionaire.Copy !req
7. I remember when
Happy Birthday first came up.Copy !req
8. I never thought it would catch on.Copy !req
9. Go!Copy !req
10. And smile.Copy !req
11. When you fake smile,Copy !req
12. everybody else fake smile back.Copy !req
13. Nobody wants to hear that lame song.Copy !req
14. If we want to humiliate her in public,Copy !req
15. why don't we go over there
and pull her top down?Copy !req
16. Come on, let's just go sing
and make the best of it.Copy !req
17. Ready?Copy !req
18. One, two, three...Copy !req
19. Whoa!Copy !req
20. I apologize.Copy !req
21. It's hard enough your husband took
you to a diner on your birthdayCopy !req
22. and now you have to
listen to white Mariah?Copy !req
23. No!Copy !req
24. Happy ***.Copy !req
25. I have an announcement to make.Copy !req
26. I agree with what Max said before.Copy !req
27. What? That we should tie a
little bell around you,Copy !req
28. so we know when you're near?Copy !req
29. The diner needs a fresh, new wayCopy !req
30. to celebrate the customer birthday.Copy !req
31. So I just went and wrote a special song.Copy !req
32. Han, I'd be happy to look at
what you've written so far.Copy !req
33. I took music theory in college.Copy !req
34. I once wrote an entire original musicalCopy !req
35. based on the French Revolution.Copy !req
36. Um, sorry to step on your nerd turf,Copy !req
37. but Les Mis is already a musical
about the French Revolution.Copy !req
38. Yes, but mine was from the
point of view of the rich.Copy !req
39. What are you going to rewrite next...Copy !req
40. the musical Rent from the point
of view of the landlord?Copy !req
41. Han, this is a lovely start, but...Copy !req
42. A lovely start?Copy !req
43. No, I mean, it's good.Copy !req
44. But not good enough.Copy !req
45. I know what you are saying.Copy !req
46. "You need to practice more, Han."Copy !req
47. "You never will be as
good as your sister, Han."Copy !req
48. "Whole family going on vacationCopy !req
49. without you while you practice, Han."Copy !req
50. Back off, tiger mom!Copy !req
51. Hey, Caroline, is Max around?Copy !req
52. Um, she might be. I'll go check.Copy !req
53. You'll never guess who just
came into the restaurant.Copy !req
54. You'll be very happy.Copy !req
55. Gary, the fat guy from Teen Mom?Copy !req
56. Someone you like, someone
you want to kiss,Copy !req
57. someone you're hot for.Copy !req
58. Tyler, the skinny guy from Teen Mom?Copy !req
59. What's Johnny doing here?Copy !req
60. I told him not to show
his face unless...Copy !req
61. Unless he broke up with his girlfriend.Copy !req
62. And now he's here, showing his face,Copy !req
63. - which means...
- You can't know that for sure.Copy !req
64. Fine. Tell me one other reason
he could possibly be in here.Copy !req
65. He needs Han to solve a
complex math problem?Copy !req
66. Max!Copy !req
67. Max, it's pretty obvious
that he's in hereCopy !req
68. because he broke up with
his girlfriend "Cassandra"Copy !req
69. I mean, what else could it be?Copy !req
70. When I had millions of dollars,Copy !req
71. I had no idea why guys
were coming to see me.Copy !req
72. "Do they want me,
or do they want my money?"Copy !req
73. But you have nothing!Copy !req
74. So basically that just leaves you.Copy !req
75. Way to puff me up before
I go through that door.Copy !req
76. This is so exciting.Copy !req
77. Will you stop? Don't be such a girl.Copy !req
78. Hair? Teeth? Anything?Copy !req
79. You're good.Copy !req
80. Wait.Copy !req
81. More.Copy !req
82. - Really?
- Trust me.Copy !req
83. Oh, uh, hey, Johnny.
When did you get here?Copy !req
84. Uh, just now.Copy !req
85. I, uh... I came hereCopy !req
86. because I want to tell you something.Copy !req
87. Yes?Copy !req
88. Max, I think you and I
have something special.Copy !req
89. And I don't want to lose that.Copy !req
90. So I came down here to ask...Copy !req
91. Even though it didn't work out,Copy !req
92. can we still be friends?Copy !req
93. - Oh.
- What?Copy !req
94. You have got to be kidding!Copy !req
95. Oh.Copy !req
96. What's going on over there, Caroline?Copy !req
97. My friend Johnny and I have no ideaCopy !req
98. what you're upset about.Copy !req
99. I was just reacting to the
news that we're out of pie.Copy !req
100. I really cannot believe it.Copy !req
101. I totally thought it would
go a different way.Copy !req
102. Caroline...Copy !req
103. Why don't you go over there
to the pie carrouselCopy !req
104. and mourn the loss of our pie?Copy !req
105. So, we're cool?Copy !req
106. Yeah, we're cool. Why wouldn't we be?Copy !req
107. We never dated or anything like that.Copy !req
108. Of course we're friends.Copy !req
109. I am so relieved.Copy !req
110. So, uh, you gonna go backCopy !req
111. to busting my balls, like always?Copy !req
112. Yes.Copy !req
113. We're such good friends, I might just...Copy !req
114. Bust them with my feet!Copy !req
115. Good morning.Copy !req
116. I'm trying to send out a
get-to-know-us email blastCopy !req
117. for the cupcake business.Copy !req
118. But your Wi-Fi is so slow.Copy !req
119. Don't tell me... tell cathyhome17,Copy !req
120. whoever and wherever she is.Copy !req
121. Okay, well, I'm just goingCopy !req
122. to run down to the coffee
place and send it.Copy !req
123. Do you approve?Copy !req
124. Nice job. The font's pretty.Copy !req
125. You just gave me a compliment?Copy !req
126. I knew it... you're depressed.Copy !req
127. You're so depressedCopy !req
128. about you and Johnny just being friends,Copy !req
129. you don't even have
the energy to be you.Copy !req
130. What? The font is pretty.Copy !req
131. Oh, honey, do you want a hug?Copy !req
132. - I'm fine.
- How could you be fine?Copy !req
133. The man was so into you,Copy !req
134. he painted a billboard of
the two of you kissing.Copy !req
135. And now he just wants to be friends?Copy !req
136. Please call in sick to
your babysitting jobCopy !req
137. and take to the bed.Copy !req
138. Whenever I used to get depressed,Copy !req
139. I'd take to the bed.Copy !req
140. One time, I took to the bed for a week.Copy !req
141. Listen, unlike you, Jane Austen,Copy !req
142. I will never take to the bed.Copy !req
143. Giving into feelings is for rich people.Copy !req
144. Regular people just have to get up,Copy !req
145. get drunk, and go fulfill
their babysitting duties.Copy !req
146. Max, take to the bed.Copy !req
147. Look, this is my pattern, okay?Copy !req
148. I fall for the wrong guy,Copy !req
149. I find out they're with a
girl, a bottle, or a needle,Copy !req
150. and I move on.Copy !req
151. And sometimes I use a
bottle to help me do it...Copy !req
152. Or a needle or a girl.Copy !req
153. But when I'm done, I'm done.Copy !req
154. That's it?Copy !req
155. You're just over it?Copy !req
156. Wow.Copy !req
157. I'm still sad because Kyle
Enright didn't invite meCopy !req
158. on his private jet to Mykonos
for his 12th birthday.Copy !req
159. Well, not me.Copy !req
160. Just flip a switch and
those feelings are gone.Copy !req
161. I only have two switches in my life...Copy !req
162. one turns off my emotions,Copy !req
163. the other makes a car bounce.Copy !req
164. Okay, I better go.Copy !req
165. If you get there after 10:30,
you can't hear yourself thinkCopy !req
166. over the sounds of people
skyping to the Philippines.Copy !req
167. Max, are you sure you're all right?Copy !req
168. Max.Copy !req
169. Are you about to come over
here and soft-touch me?Copy !req
170. - I want to so bad.
- Leave!Copy !req
171. Go to the coffee place.
Soft-touch the barista.Copy !req
172. Excuse me, miss.Copy !req
173. You keep your door open like that,Copy !req
174. this rat's probably going to get inside.Copy !req
175. Don't worry.
You should see the size of my cat.Copy !req
176. What are you doing here?Copy !req
177. I knew you'd be home for another hour,Copy !req
178. so I brought you coffee.Copy !req
179. And I wanted to say...Copy !req
180. Thanks for understanding the situation.Copy !req
181. Hey, you don't need to get allCopy !req
182. "Hallmark Presents:
Johnny Soft Eyes" on me.Copy !req
183. Okay? You're not my type, anyway.Copy !req
184. You're a bartender who's
close to liquor all nightCopy !req
185. and your not an alcoholic.Copy !req
186. So clearly you don't know how
to seize an opportunity.Copy !req
187. Yes, I do.Copy !req
188. This is where you join in birthday songCopy !req
189. with your sweet-ass saxophone.Copy !req
190. Han, I like you, brother,Copy !req
191. but I played with everyoneCopy !req
192. from Marvin Gaye to the gay Marvins.Copy !req
193. They never made it...
a little bit ahead of their time.Copy !req
194. But if you don't mind a
professional opinion, man,Copy !req
195. you've got to put some
heart into this thing.Copy !req
196. But my mother always say
to run away from heart...Copy !req
197. only the head can make music.Copy !req
198. Han, your mother sounds like one cold...Copy !req
199. Don't you talk about my mama!Copy !req
200. Hey, Earl. What's up?Copy !req
201. I just got threatenedCopy !req
202. by a man who gets
carded at Pixar movies.Copy !req
203. Max, great news...Copy !req
204. that email blast I sent
out this morning worked.Copy !req
205. I just got us a big cupcake jobCopy !req
206. at some event place called
the gold space loft.Copy !req
207. Last time I was at the gold space loft,Copy !req
208. I went to a poetry slam, and
I wound up slamming a poet.Copy !req
209. They need 100 cupcakes
by tomorrow night.Copy !req
210. And because I'm a genius,Copy !req
211. and also because it's
such short notice...Copy !req
212. but mostly because I'm a genius...Copy !req
213. I got them up to $500.Copy !req
214. It's a cool group art show...Copy !req
215. very Williamsburg, very pot brownie.Copy !req
216. And Johnny has a piece in it.Copy !req
217. And since you flipped your switch,Copy !req
218. I figured it'd be fine.Copy !req
219. No way. I can't make
100 cupcakes in a day.Copy !req
220. Max, I know it's a lot of work,Copy !req
221. but I'll do whatever I can to help.Copy !req
222. This is a really big opportunity for us.Copy !req
223. I kissed Johnny.Copy !req
224. What? When?Copy !req
225. He came by the apartment
right after you left.Copy !req
226. I was only gone 20 minutes.Copy !req
227. What'd you do...
shine a bat symbol on your vagina?Copy !req
228. Stop acting like I wanted it to happen.Copy !req
229. I didn't want it to happen.
I'm lucky we just kissed.Copy !req
230. My pants kept saying, "Take me off!"Copy !req
231. And I'm like, "No, pants."Copy !req
232. I'm telling you, I almost
couldn't help myself.Copy !req
233. I don't understand.Copy !req
234. I thought you said you
were done with him.Copy !req
235. What happened to your pattern?Copy !req
236. Telling people I have a pattern
is part of the pattern.Copy !req
237. Then I just go and do whatever I want.Copy !req
238. I knew it, it thought it,
I should have said it...Copy !req
239. girls cannot be friends with guys.Copy !req
240. Yeah, well, you also knew
he was coming in hereCopy !req
241. to tell me he broke up
with his girlfriend.Copy !req
242. So you can suck it.Copy !req
243. Did he say he was going
to break up with her?Copy !req
244. We didn't get into it.Copy !req
245. We weren't really using
our mouths for talking.Copy !req
246. What do you think's going to happen?Copy !req
247. I don't know.Copy !req
248. All I know is it's not going
to happen at a public art showCopy !req
249. in front of him and his beautiful, coolCopy !req
250. British girlfriend.Copy !req
251. Max, you don't even have to see them.Copy !req
252. We'll get there early, we'll
drop off the cupcakes,Copy !req
253. and be gone before any of
the artists even show up.Copy !req
254. Great. I'm going home tonightCopy !req
255. after my ten-hour waitress shift,Copy !req
256. to stay up all night
and bake 100 cupcakesCopy !req
257. for a guy I kissed who has a girlfriend.Copy !req
258. Beep.Copy !req
259. Ooh, what's that?
My self-esteem just flatlined.Copy !req
260. Yeah, it's this way.Copy !req
261. I smell patchouli and pretension.Copy !req
262. Why are you walking so slow?Copy !req
263. Because I'm carrying our cupcake future,Copy !req
264. and I don't want half of
our future's frostingCopy !req
265. to be on top of the box.Copy !req
266. Relax. We still have time.Copy !req
267. Oh, hello.Copy !req
268. Welcome to Space Blast Art Attack.Copy !req
269. The gallery won't be
open for, like, an hour.Copy !req
270. Actually, we're here
delivering the cupcakes.Copy !req
271. We're looking for someone named Traivor.Copy !req
272. And I'm looking for Traivor's mom,Copy !req
273. to ask her why she named
a person Traivor.Copy !req
274. Traive!Copy !req
275. You girls can set up inside.Copy !req
276. He's the one with the super-tall hat.Copy !req
277. I love galleries.Copy !req
278. My father and I had an art foundation.Copy !req
279. We taught blind kids how to do ceramics.Copy !req
280. Why didn't you just buy them eyes?Copy !req
281. Let's put them here.Copy !req
282. This art show is ridiculous...Copy !req
283. someone named Traivor,Copy !req
284. a dreamcatcher with
buzzwords stuck in it.Copy !req
285. And you.Copy !req
286. Why would he hang that picture of usCopy !req
287. if he still has a girlfriend?Copy !req
288. Maybe he went home and broke up with herCopy !req
289. after he kissed you.Copy !req
290. The writing is literally on the wall.Copy !req
291. Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not falling for you again.Copy !req
292. Let's just get our money and go.Copy !req
293. Oh, uh...Copy !req
294. Grown lady dressed like a doll,Copy !req
295. we can't find tall hat,Copy !req
296. and we need to get paid for
the cupcakes and leave.Copy !req
297. Leave? What are you talking about.Copy !req
298. - You're serving the cupcakes.
- Pardon?Copy !req
299. Well, why do you think we're
paying you $500 for cupcakes?Copy !req
300. Because my friend's a genius.Copy !req
301. This is new information.Copy !req
302. We need to talk to someone. Traive!Copy !req
303. Oh, no. Traive is busy
installing his ice penis.Copy !req
304. I could get someone else on
the show committee to help.Copy !req
305. Cashandra!Copy !req
306. What's his girlfriend doing here?Copy !req
307. Oh, God!Copy !req
308. What if soft eyes wussed out
and told her what happened?Copy !req
309. - Does she look mad?
- No, she looks amazing.Copy !req
310. Max, hello.Copy !req
311. We met that one time on the street.Copy !req
312. Cashandra, Johnny's girlfriend.Copy !req
313. Oh, hi, hi. I'm Johnny's friend.Copy !req
314. We're just friends.Copy !req
315. Hi, "Cassandra." I'm Caroline.Copy !req
316. I was with Max on the street.Copy !req
317. And all day yesterday.Copy !req
318. We were together every minute.Copy !req
319. It's Cash-andra, actually.Copy !req
320. But everyone calls me Cash.Copy !req
321. And you're Max's
business partner, right?Copy !req
322. Yeah, but she makes her own decisions.Copy !req
323. Right. Well, let's just
get to it, shall we?Copy !req
324. I'm a bleeder.Copy !req
325. It's brilliant it all worked outCopy !req
326. - with the cupcakes.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
327. Well, I told Traive to
hire you for the show.Copy !req
328. Johnny cannot stop talking
about your cupcakes, Max.Copy !req
329. "Max's cupcakes are so moist."Copy !req
330. "Max's cupcakes are delicious."Copy !req
331. He loves your cupcakes.Copy !req
332. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
333. But just like in a casual way.Copy !req
334. I mean, he barely even touched them.Copy !req
335. So, um, I'm a bit busy
getting ready for the show.Copy !req
336. Why don't you put your little
cupcakes on these trays,Copy !req
337. and when people start coming
in, circulate, right?Copy !req
338. Circulate, girls, circulate.Copy !req
339. Well, that wasn't uncomfortable.Copy !req
340. Come on, let's bolt
before Johnny gets here,Copy !req
341. while I at least have a
shred of my dignity.Copy !req
342. We can't just bail out
of our first big job.Copy !req
343. If we do, people will
think we're flakes.Copy !req
344. And that'll spread faster
through WilliamsburgCopy !req
345. than knit hats and herpes.Copy !req
346. Hey, you ladies know
where the wine goes?Copy !req
347. - Oh...
- Right here.Copy !req
348. Yeah.Copy !req
349. No! Just, uh, not the wine.
The wine's mine.Copy !req
350. Just serving cupcakes.Copy !req
351. I've been listening in on CashandraCopy !req
352. and her girlfriends' conversations,Copy !req
353. and I don't think she
knows anything happenedCopy !req
354. between you two.Copy !req
355. I also learned she's a dancer,Copy !req
356. her lip gloss is from Kiehl's,Copy !req
357. and she's school chums with Adele.Copy !req
358. Not the Adele.Copy !req
359. Damn it! Could she be any cooler?Copy !req
360. I want her to be my girlfriend.Copy !req
361. I wouldn't break up with her for me.Copy !req
362. Hi. I'm here.Copy !req
363. Great. I was hoping tonight
would get weirder.Copy !req
364. I had no idea.Copy !req
365. She did it to surprise me.Copy !req
366. And she did... I'm surprised.Copy !req
367. I am so sorry.Copy !req
368. You have a girlfriend.
Why are you kissing Max?Copy !req
369. You told her?Copy !req
370. Oh, oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
371. Would the more subtle way
be to paint a pictureCopy !req
372. and hang it on the wall for all to see?Copy !req
373. Are you insane?Copy !req
374. Could we have a moment, please?Copy !req
375. Fine.Copy !req
376. I'll be over there near the ice penis.Copy !req
377. Look, I am so sorry.Copy !req
378. If I had known Cash was going
to ask you to do all of this,Copy !req
379. I would have told you.Copy !req
380. And why would you choose to hang that?Copy !req
381. 'Cause it's my favorite piece.Copy !req
382. Is there any way she could
know what happened?Copy !req
383. No.Copy !req
384. - Oh, my God. Your lips.
- Split up.Copy !req
385. I can smell the sex
from across the room.Copy !req
386. No-whoa-whoa! I need all those.Copy !req
387. So what? Is she still your girlfriend?Copy !req
388. Max, it's complicated.Copy !req
389. What, are we on Facebook?Copy !req
390. It is complicated.Copy !req
391. Cash and I have been together two years,Copy !req
392. - and when...
- Two years?Copy !req
393. Jeez, I'm a home wrecker.Copy !req
394. Adele will probably
write a song about me.Copy !req
395. You're not a homewrecker.Copy !req
396. - I am.
- Johnny!Copy !req
397. You've got some folks.Copy !req
398. Circulate, Max, circulate.Copy !req
399. That's it. This is over.Copy !req
400. That... us on the wall...
never happens again.Copy !req
401. I lied. I can't be your friend.Copy !req
402. I was trying to be cool,
but I'm not cool.Copy !req
403. I don't know Adele.Copy !req
404. What just happened over there?
Did he tell youCopy !req
405. he's breaking up with his girlfriend?Copy !req
406. No. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
407. You haven't been right about anything?Copy !req
408. I told him we are done,
and that's over, okay?Copy !req
409. They've been together two years.Copy !req
410. And I know one thing about me...
I may pick the wrong guys,Copy !req
411. but when I hear another
woman is involved,Copy !req
412. I am done.Copy !req
413. This is truly the end of my pattern.Copy !req
414. We have to go... I kissed Johnny again.Copy !req
415. What? Max, you saidCopy !req
416. you were going to the bathroom.Copy !req
417. I did. And so did he.Copy !req
418. It's a unisex bathroom...Copy !req
419. emphasis on the sex.Copy !req
420. We have to go.Copy !req
421. I'm a little drunk and out of control.Copy !req
422. Traive said we won't get paidCopy !req
423. until every single one
of the cupcakes is gone.Copy !req
424. - So we're stuck here.
- Fine.Copy !req
425. I shall go circulate.Copy !req
426. No. You cannot be trusted.Copy !req
427. Next thing I know, you'll be
doing him behind the ice penis.Copy !req
428. I'm telling you, I am done.Copy !req
429. You told me that five minutes ago.Copy !req
430. Well, you told me he was breaking upCopy !req
431. with his girlfriend three times.Copy !req
432. So I guess we learned tonight
that you know nothing about him,Copy !req
433. and I know nothing about me.Copy !req
434. Cheers!Copy !req
435. Wait for me.Copy !req
436. Hello, girls.Copy !req
437. Traivor told me you were
looking to get paid.Copy !req
438. But just to be clear, you
can't actually be paidCopy !req
439. until all the cupcakes are gone.Copy !req
440. And do me a favor, love,Copy !req
441. put a chocolate aside for Johnny.Copy !req
442. He loves chocolate.Copy !req
443. He'll eat a vanilla if it's available,Copy !req
444. but he always goes back to chocolate.Copy !req
445. I don't think he's going
to break up with her.Copy !req
446. Really?Copy !req
447. You have the accuracy
rate of a Magic 8 Ball.Copy !req
448. Look at her. She's so pretty.Copy !req
449. And bitchy. And...Copy !req
450. More pretty than bitchy.Copy !req
451. Oh, God. She just zipped his hoodieCopy !req
452. and fixed his hair... that's a couple.Copy !req
453. What they have is real.Copy !req
454. They are a couple... Johnny and Cash.Copy !req
455. Oh-ho, crap! Johnny Cash!Copy !req
456. They're an institution.Copy !req
457. I never had a chance.Copy !req
458. Forget the money... let's just go.Copy !req
459. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
460. We are staying till these
cupcakes are gone.Copy !req
461. I am not leaving with no
dignity and no money.Copy !req
462. Fine, I'll circulate
a couple more times.Copy !req
463. Wait a minute.Copy !req
464. They said they had to be gone,Copy !req
465. but they didn't say who
had to make them gone.Copy !req
466. We eat them and go!Copy !req
467. You're doing it!
I rescued you from the gutter.Copy !req
468. Uh, well, that's not entirely accura...Copy !req
469. Mm-hmm!Copy !req
470. Mmm, mmm.Copy !req
471. Max, wake up.Copy !req
472. It's 3:00.Copy !req
473. We forgot to set the alarm.Copy !req
474. Oh, I never thought waking up in bedCopy !req
475. with another woman with...
Frosting on my boobs,Copy !req
476. would be this depressing.Copy !req
477. How are you feeling about it all today?Copy !req
478. Do you want to talk?Copy !req
479. - No.
- Good.Copy !req
480. Where's your purse?Copy !req
481. I'm going to take some of the
money we made last nightCopy !req
482. and get coffee. And yes...Copy !req
483. I am walking down the street like this,Copy !req
484. because after last night, I
am impenetrable to shame.Copy !req
485. Wait, we don't have any money.Copy !req
486. - Yes, we do.
- No, we don't.Copy !req
487. We did, but we don't.Copy !req
488. I bought something with it.Copy !req
489. I bought this.Copy !req
490. You carried that home? Where was I?Copy !req
491. Three blocks ahead of me,Copy !req
492. telling strangers about your pattern.Copy !req
493. I saw you and Johnny just hanging there,Copy !req
494. and I knew what I had to do.Copy !req
495. So what, am I supposed to hang that up?Copy !req
496. No. You're supposed to destroy it.Copy !req
497. You need to get over him, so
you're going to kick this,Copy !req
498. and then you're going to
kick him once and for all.Copy !req
499. You want to break your pattern?Copy !req
500. Start by breaking the painting.Copy !req
501. That is a complete waste of money.Copy !req
502. I may have been wrong about
everything else about Johnny,Copy !req
503. but I'm right about this. Come on.Copy !req
504. Kick it.Copy !req
505. I can't.Copy !req
506. - Give me your foot.
- What?Copy !req
507. Lift up your leg.Copy !req
508. Yay! You did it.Copy !req
509. Good for you!Copy !req
510. You broke a painting and
maybe your pattern.Copy !req
511. I really liked him.Copy !req
512. I know.Copy !req
513. Well?Copy !req
514. I slept through my day
job, so what the heck?Copy !req
515. I think I will take to
the bed or whatever.Copy !req
516. Just for like 20 minutes.Copy !req
517. I'll set my alarm and then I'll get upCopy !req
518. and get ready for work.Copy !req
519. Max, please, I feel like we need a hug.Copy !req
520. We just slept together!
You women are so needy.Copy !req