1. So that's three of our
delicious homemade cupcakes.Copy !req
2. Nope, can't. You touched them.Copy !req
3. Sorry, flu season, no health care.Copy !req
4. You realized I replaced that
purell with K.Y., right?Copy !req
5. Max, please say you're kidding.Copy !req
6. Of course, I'm kidding.Copy !req
7. I can't afford lube.
I just use my tears.Copy !req
8. Max, seriously, don't mess
with my hand sanitizer.Copy !req
9. I've already caught poverty this yearCopy !req
10. and I refuse to catch the flu.Copy !req
11. I just have to keep cleaning
my hands and not touch anyone.Copy !req
12. Caroline, I have check from table ten.Copy !req
13. Okay, just place it right there.Copy !req
14. That's a big tip, wow...Copy !req
15. You know, in Indonesia,
you'd be married now.Copy !req
16. I'm gonna get sick, I know it.Copy !req
17. You're fine.Copy !req
18. Fine? Han just unloaded into my mouth.Copy !req
19. Congratulations, you both
finally got some action.Copy !req
20. I can't afford to get
sick and miss work.Copy !req
21. I need to get some antibiotics.Copy !req
22. You are poor now.Copy !req
23. Poor people don't just run
out and buy antibiotics.Copy !req
24. We man up, grow a pair,
stare germs in the face.Copy !req
25. Like this French fry from that
guy who couldn't stop coughing.Copy !req
26. Max, no, no... oh!Copy !req
27. Mmm.Copy !req
28. Booyah!Copy !req
29. And I haven't ever been
sick or to a clinic.Copy !req
30. And, no, planned
parenthood doesn't count.Copy !req
31. Well, well, well, she
weebles and she wobbles,Copy !req
32. but she don't fall down.Copy !req
33. Oh, Earl, you're so naughty and nice.Copy !req
34. And I'll be checking you out twice.Copy !req
35. Hey, Sophie, sit anywhere you like.Copy !req
36. Oh, uh, let's see.Copy !req
37. Where is lighting that will
make me look most attractive?Copy !req
38. What am I saying?
I look good everywhere.Copy !req
39. I am meeting man for first
time that I met online.Copy !req
40. I wonder if he's here yet.Copy !req
41. Well unless you've been cruisingCopy !req
42. singles who don't leave
enough singles, I'd say no.Copy !req
43. You know, Max, if my date
turned out to be big bust...Copy !req
44. what, bigger than ours?Copy !req
45. Then you come over and say thatCopy !req
46. something suddenly came up
and that I have to go, okay?Copy !req
47. Oh, my gosh, this must be him.Copy !req
48. You must be Sophie Kuchenski.Copy !req
49. I'm Serguisz Bilowski.Copy !req
50. Oh.Copy !req
51. Wow, I love your dress, I love that!Copy !req
52. Something came up and you have to go.Copy !req
53. No, no this is perfect.Copy !req
54. Would you like to sit down?Copy !req
55. Just let me run to the
little boys rooms first.Copy !req
56. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
57. Who is that?Copy !req
58. That's Sophie's new boyfriend.Copy !req
59. I see, and where's his boyfriend?Copy !req
60. Hello.Copy !req
61. Nice to see you again.Copy !req
62. I'm wearing my velour
especially for you.Copy !req
63. And right now, it's the
only thing soft about me.Copy !req
64. Please go away before my date
comes back from the men's room.Copy !req
65. You have brought other man in here?Copy !req
66. Yes, I met him on Polish dating site.Copy !req
67. you didn't have to go online.
You could meet my pole any time.Copy !req
68. No, this will never happen.Copy !req
69. You're not my type.Copy !req
70. Well, what is your type?Copy !req
71. Wow, they have those automatic
hand dryers that blow you.Copy !req
72. I love being blown like that.Copy !req
73. Those look like two giant
orange traffic cones.Copy !req
74. Are you trying to tell
me not to park there?Copy !req
75. This is a lady.Copy !req
76. Show her some respect.Copy !req
77. Sophie has new man in her life.Copy !req
78. I am so mad I cannot see straight.Copy !req
79. Well, I'm looking right at him
and I don't see straight either.Copy !req
80. Max, I think I'm running a slight fever.Copy !req
81. Feel my forehead.Copy !req
82. Look, you should have learned by now...
I don't feel anything.Copy !req
83. Caroline, I've written
down address of drug storeCopy !req
84. in South Williamsburg that
has a doctor on site.Copy !req
85. Here, I will pay for it.Copy !req
86. Unless it is cancer.Copy !req
87. Then I'm out.Copy !req
88. And, Max, here is check for table seven.Copy !req
89. Booyah!Copy !req
90. How long is it gonna
take to see a doctor?Copy !req
91. I'm definitely getting something...
I'm pre-sick.Copy !req
92. I'm stage one pre-sick.Copy !req
93. I need penicillin.Copy !req
94. I told you before, you have to man upCopy !req
95. and not give in to this sick stuff.Copy !req
96. I'm not like you.Copy !req
97. I have actual things I feel.Copy !req
98. Menachem Goldman.Copy !req
99. Menachem Goldman.Copy !req
100. This must be the orthodox
Jewish neighborhood.Copy !req
101. Either that or we're in ZZ Top-ville.Copy !req
102. Max, have some respect.Copy !req
103. Hey, I got nothing but respect.Copy !req
104. They basically invented southern rock.Copy !req
105. I love the Jewish people.Copy !req
106. Whenever I felt sick
before, I'd just pop overCopy !req
107. to the townhouse next
door and visit Dr. Klein.Copy !req
108. So your love was contingent on pills?Copy !req
109. We're not that different.Copy !req
110. Actually, the Kleins
and I were very close.Copy !req
111. I was invited to many a
passover in their home.Copy !req
112. In fact, they called
me their honorary Jew.Copy !req
113. Rivka Shemshelewitz.Copy !req
114. Rivka Shemshelewitz.Copy !req
115. Well, you're no Rivka Shemshelewitz.Copy !req
116. Mrs. Klein always said
I had a bissel Jew.Copy !req
117. You had a Jewish vacuum cleaner?Copy !req
118. No. Bissel.Copy !req
119. It's a Yiddish word. It means little.Copy !req
120. And this one time I had a bissel fluCopy !req
121. and she brought me
chicken soup every day.Copy !req
122. So why don't you just
give Dr. Klein a call?Copy !req
123. I did three times and no return.Copy !req
124. I guess he doesn't want
anything to do with me anymoreCopy !req
125. because of my father's
financial scandal.Copy !req
126. All those years I
thought we were family.Copy !req
127. Guess not.Copy !req
128. I don't know, ignoring yourCopy !req
129. needs and pretending you don't exist?Copy !req
130. Sounds like family to me.Copy !req
131. Caroline Channing, Caroline Channing.Copy !req
132. Finally.Copy !req
133. Let me do the talking.Copy !req
134. I learned a lot of
Hebrew from Mrs. Klein.Copy !req
135. These are my people.Copy !req
136. Hello, shalom.Copy !req
137. Very good, you wanna squeeze in
a couple more before sundown?Copy !req
138. Wow, you're as bad as
me trying to be IrishCopy !req
139. at the blarney rose for a free beer.Copy !req
140. Yar, can I get me a cerveza?Copy !req
141. What can I get you ladies,Copy !req
142. besides skirts that
are more appropriate?Copy !req
143. Sorry, I didn't know it was
an orthodox neighborhood.Copy !req
144. You know what, we could just tie
our coats around our waists.Copy !req
145. Max?Copy !req
146. Oh, and look at the breasts on this one.Copy !req
147. Coat on or off? Make up your mind.Copy !req
148. No, Bubala, I'm just saying,
with those big breastsCopy !req
149. and that gorgeous hair it's
like looking in a mirror.Copy !req
150. It's been a few years, but trust
me, under this wig and smock,Copy !req
151. spitting image of you.Copy !req
152. Here you go, Esther Rachael.Copy !req
153. How else do you think I landedCopy !req
154. a handsome doctor like my Anshell?Copy !req
155. Oh, doctor?Copy !req
156. Doctor? Doctor, if you could...Copy !req
157. oh, oh, what is that
Hebrew word for wait?Copy !req
158. You might wanna start
peppering in some English.Copy !req
159. Now, Chava?Copy !req
160. Now you're telling me
you're too sick to bake.Copy !req
161. I need 80 cupcakes.Copy !req
162. The bar mitzvah is tomorrow.Copy !req
163. You're dead to me! See you next week.Copy !req
164. - We could help.
- We can?Copy !req
165. Yeah, give me the card.Copy !req
166. Hi, I'm Max and my friend and I
here have a cupcake businessCopy !req
167. and we'd be happy to
bake as many cupcakesCopy !req
168. as you need for the bar mitzvah.Copy !req
169. I mean, you need cake, we make cake.Copy !req
170. It's bashert.Copy !req
171. Look, enough with the "it's a
small Hebrew world after all."Copy !req
172. How does 250 sound?Copy !req
173. No way, 275.Copy !req
174. I have to bake all morning.Copy !req
175. It's like looking in a mirror.Copy !req
176. They're kosher, right?Copy !req
177. Are they kosher? Look at me.Copy !req
178. Like looking in a mirror.Copy !req
179. Good, I'll call you with the address.Copy !req
180. Esther Rachael, if I could
talk to you husbandCopy !req
181. about getting some antibiotics...Copy !req
182. sorry, sundown.Copy !req
183. Okay, I've got the kosher
cookbook, salt, flour, sugar,Copy !req
184. new mixing bowls, and I
stopped at the goodwillCopy !req
185. and got us two appropriatelyCopy !req
186. sad schmatas to wear for tomorrow.Copy !req
187. Let's start.Copy !req
188. Start? I'm already half done.Copy !req
189. How could you be half done?Copy !req
190. You didn't have any kosher ingredients.Copy !req
191. Oh, they'll never know, we'll justCopy !req
192. tell them they're kosher.Copy !req
193. Oh, my God, we can't do that.Copy !req
194. Oh, my God, we just did.Copy !req
195. They have to be kosher.Copy !req
196. Do you want God to smite us?Copy !req
197. What's he gonna do?Copy !req
198. Take away all my good
luck and your fortune?Copy !req
199. You think all those things
labeled low fat are low fat?Copy !req
200. It is just a sales gimmick.Copy !req
201. I had a low cal ice cream bar onceCopy !req
202. that popped my top Jean button.Copy !req
203. Kosher isn't a sales gimmick.Copy !req
204. It's thousands of years of tradition.Copy !req
205. We have to respect that.Copy !req
206. I don't respect anyone's tradition.Copy !req
207. That's kind of my tradition.Copy !req
208. Well maybe that's becauseCopy !req
209. you didn't grow up around a family.Copy !req
210. Hey, I grew up with a lot of families.Copy !req
211. The Manson family, the Jackson
family, the Menendezes.Copy !req
212. Wait, is that Menendezes or Menen-di?Copy !req
213. Either way, they were
like brothers to me.Copy !req
214. Max, we are doing these
straight up kosher.Copy !req
215. Fine.Copy !req
216. But return those new bowls,
I don't need them.Copy !req
217. I can just dump the bacon
bits out of this old one.Copy !req
218. Max, please, let's just
start the cupcakes over,Copy !req
219. drop them off, get me some antibiotics,Copy !req
220. come home, and put me to bed.Copy !req
221. All right, I'll make them kosher.Copy !req
222. I mean, it's the least
you could do after youCopy !req
223. lied to that woman and let her
think you were one of them.Copy !req
224. Hey, I don't know who my father is.Copy !req
225. I could be half Jewish.Copy !req
226. Although it's more likely
I'm half bartenderCopy !req
227. who demanded my mom figure
out a way to pay her tab.Copy !req
228. - Hey!
- Hello.Copy !req
229. Serguisz and I are on
way up to my apartment.Copy !req
230. He's making me brunch.Copy !req
231. Cornish hens splashed
with my special sauce.Copy !req
232. I love special sauce, I love that!Copy !req
233. Yeah, and I stopped by because
I was hoping you girlsCopy !req
234. might have some spare
cupcakes for dessert.Copy !req
235. Only about 40 of them.Copy !req
236. Oh, good!Copy !req
237. I'll go up and get started.Copy !req
238. Sophie, can I have you keys?Copy !req
239. - Oh, yeah.
- Cute place.Copy !req
240. Ah, I have keychain just like this.Copy !req
241. We are birds of a feather.Copy !req
242. I love that!Copy !req
243. See, girls.Copy !req
244. This is what I like
about my new boyfriend.Copy !req
245. He loves so many things.Copy !req
246. And vagina ain't one of them.Copy !req
247. Max!Copy !req
248. We don't know that.Copy !req
249. Sexuality is more fluid these days.Copy !req
250. It's okay. He's big, big gay.Copy !req
251. So... You know he's gay?Copy !req
252. Oh, know it?Copy !req
253. I prefer it.Copy !req
254. Yeah, my ex-husband
was large male bully.Copy !req
255. Yeah, all rough sex
and stains in shorts.Copy !req
256. Now all I want is a man who
will spoon me and stay soft.Copy !req
257. But what about sex?Copy !req
258. Oh, no one does me better than me.Copy !req
259. That's the last of them.Copy !req
260. Look at us.Copy !req
261. I think we look very nice.Copy !req
262. Really?Copy !req
263. I think we look like the Olson twins.Copy !req
264. Well hello, girls.Copy !req
265. You look very lovely.Copy !req
266. Mazel tov to the family.Copy !req
267. What a mitzvah to be part of this day.Copy !req
268. How bashert.Copy !req
269. Oh, we're still on that ride?Copy !req
270. I'm sorry.Copy !req
271. It's just, I'm so happy to beCopy !req
272. in your warm and wonderful home.Copy !req
273. I was very close to my
neighbors, the Kleins.Copy !req
274. In fact, they called
me their honorary Jew.Copy !req
275. Stop now.Copy !req
276. This is like when you tell EarlCopy !req
277. you're practically black.Copy !req
278. We'll just get our money and go.Copy !req
279. Take our money and go?Copy !req
280. What are we, barbarians?Copy !req
281. Stay and celebrate a little.Copy !req
282. But, out here in the kitchen,
away from the men.Copy !req
283. Sit, eat, come.Copy !req
284. Three of my favorite things to do.Copy !req
285. Good looks and funny. What a catch.Copy !req
286. Hadassa, hand me a spoon.Copy !req
287. All 100% kosher and so
gorgeous you could plotz.Copy !req
288. This one's seen some
Streisand movies, yes?Copy !req
289. Wait until you taste my kugel.Copy !req
290. Oh, I love kugel.Copy !req
291. Tell me, Esther Rachael, are you
ashkenzi or sephardic Jews?Copy !req
292. Someone's been on the Internet.Copy !req
293. No way, this is a pasta and a dessert?Copy !req
294. Ooh, there he is.Copy !req
295. My only son. My little angel.Copy !req
296. The bar mitzvah boy who,
today, becomes a man.Copy !req
297. Girls, this is Shmuley and his
friend from next door, David.Copy !req
298. Say hello to the girls who
made the cupcakes, boys.Copy !req
299. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
300. Hadassa, Devorah, enough.Copy !req
301. Thank you, go.Copy !req
302. Enjoy the party.Copy !req
303. Have more kugel.Copy !req
304. I'll go ask my husband for your money.Copy !req
305. See, this is what I love, Max.Copy !req
306. The family, the tradition.Copy !req
307. The lasagna with the crazy raisins.Copy !req
308. And those two little boys,Copy !req
309. could they have been more precious?Copy !req
310. Yo, yo, yo, what up cupcake bitches?Copy !req
311. I'm fixin' to marry me a beeyatchCopy !req
312. who bakes like this, son.Copy !req
313. Uh, I don't know what's going on,Copy !req
314. but I'm pretty sure
boys and girls aren'tCopy !req
315. supposed to be socializing, right?Copy !req
316. Damn, sweetness, your lips are movingCopy !req
317. but your ass is doing all the talking.Copy !req
318. Uh... Is that Yiddish?Copy !req
319. Oh, boys, there you are, come on.Copy !req
320. Say goodbye to the cupcake ladies.Copy !req
321. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
322. Did that just happen or has
my fever suddenly spiked?Copy !req
323. That's the first time I ever saw anyoneCopy !req
324. acting all pimp who still had pimples.Copy !req
325. Yo, yo, yo!Copy !req
326. And they're back.Copy !req
327. What up, Shawties?Copy !req
328. What's crackalackin?Copy !req
329. Yo, today my boy became a mans.Copy !req
330. That's right.Copy !req
331. Got my bar mitzvah done, son.Copy !req
332. Preach!Copy !req
333. So let's get to it.Copy !req
334. How much of my mitzvah
money is it gonna takeCopy !req
335. for you to pop that top and serve me upCopy !req
336. some super fine taytays?Copy !req
337. Dude, there is not
enough money in the...Copy !req
338. how much are we talking?Copy !req
339. Max!Copy !req
340. Yo, don't get all jealous, vanilla cone.Copy !req
341. How about you turn around
and make it pop for daddy?Copy !req
342. How would you like it
if I told your motherCopy !req
343. right on the other side of that doorCopy !req
344. how you boys were in
here disrespecting us?Copy !req
345. How is you gonna say anything
with your mouth full?Copy !req
346. Damn, son!Copy !req
347. Come in here, ma. This way.Copy !req
348. Don't say anything to her.Copy !req
349. Let's just get our money
and get out of here.Copy !req
350. Max, she should know.Copy !req
351. You wanna ruin their
day and not get paid?Copy !req
352. Just keep it to yourself for
five minutes and we're gone.Copy !req
353. I want you to meet my
mother, Hinda Fagel.Copy !req
354. Ma, this is Max who made
the kosher cupcakes.Copy !req
355. And I'm Caroline.Copy !req
356. What did the shicksa say?Copy !req
357. She said her name is Caroline.Copy !req
358. Who cares what her name is?Copy !req
359. She looks like the people thatCopy !req
360. stole my grandmother's good hutch.Copy !req
361. But look at this one.Copy !req
362. It's like looking in a mirror.Copy !req
363. Oy, she's got a fever.Copy !req
364. Oh, Max, oh honey, you're burning up.Copy !req
365. Oh, no way, I don't get sick.Copy !req
366. I get sick.Copy !req
367. You're sick.Copy !req
368. You'll come, you'll lie down.Copy !req
369. Oh, I'm really fine.Copy !req
370. We'll just get our money and head home.Copy !req
371. Nonsense. You'll see my husband.Copy !req
372. The doctor.Copy !req
373. Stop, wait, where are you taking her?Copy !req
374. I'm the one who gets sick.Copy !req
375. What did she say?Copy !req
376. She says she wants your hutch.Copy !req
377. You poor baby.Copy !req
378. You have a fever of 102.Copy !req
379. Just have to rest, Bubala.Copy !req
380. I'm really fine.Copy !req
381. That towel thing feels awesome.Copy !req
382. It's a cold compress, it'll
bring your fever down.Copy !req
383. My husband should be in any minute.Copy !req
384. Thanks.Copy !req
385. I think it's only right to tell you,Copy !req
386. I don't know a lot about
my background, so...Copy !req
387. I might not be Jewish.Copy !req
388. Please, look at you.Copy !req
389. You could be my daughter.Copy !req
390. I would have liked that.Copy !req
391. Always wanted a daughter.Copy !req
392. I always wanted a mother.Copy !req
393. Oh, did your mother die young?Copy !req
394. Sadly, no.Copy !req
395. Ooh, you need a kiss.Copy !req
396. Oh, good your soup is ready.Copy !req
397. Ess a bissel, tatelleh.Copy !req
398. Bissel?Copy !req
399. I know bissel.Copy !req
400. Of course you do. You're Jewish.Copy !req
401. Okay, I'm Jewish, what the hell.Copy !req
402. Oh, we don't believe in hell.Copy !req
403. We don't?Copy !req
404. Awesome.Copy !req
405. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
406. Call me Bubby.Copy !req
407. Thanks, Bubby.Copy !req
408. No one's ever blown on my soup before.Copy !req
409. What's wrong with them?Copy !req
410. Oh, there he go!Copy !req
411. That's what's up, hooker.Copy !req
412. First of all, you just scuffed
his mother's freshly-waxed floorCopy !req
413. and secondly, you may think
throwing away your familyCopy !req
414. traditions is cool now, but in
life, bad things can happen.Copy !req
415. And one day, when you find
yourself penniless and sick,Copy !req
416. you'll need your nice Jewish familyCopy !req
417. and you'll call them three times
and they won't answer the phoneCopy !req
418. no matter how much you need antibiotics.Copy !req
419. Damn, boo, I stopped listening
after you said freshly-waxed.Copy !req
420. Playa!Copy !req
421. Max, I'm giving you some amoxicillinCopy !req
422. for you to take home.Copy !req
423. Now take it all, even when youCopy !req
424. start feeling better.Copy !req
425. Yes, Dr. Anshell.Copy !req
426. Look what I brought.Copy !req
427. Sweets for the sweets.Copy !req
428. Ooh.Copy !req
429. Uh, wait, wait, wait,
before you eat those,Copy !req
430. remember how I said I
might not be Jewish?Copy !req
431. - Yes.
- Those might not be kosher.Copy !req
432. - What are you saying?
- I'm saying they're not kosher.Copy !req
433. What is she saying?Copy !req
434. Not kosher!Copy !req
435. - What?
- Not kosher!Copy !req
436. Spit it out, ma!Copy !req
437. Spit it out!Copy !req
438. Just a minute, it tastes so good.Copy !req
439. - You like that?
- Stop.Copy !req
440. - You like that?
- Stop it.Copy !req
441. - You like that?
- S... that's it!Copy !req
442. Listen, hit me with one
more dead presidentCopy !req
443. and you'll be six feet under
with Biggie and Tupac.Copy !req
444. You understand me, Jew-Tang Clan?Copy !req
445. Skinny bitch came to play!Copy !req
446. What kind of girl brings
non-kosher cupcakesCopy !req
447. into a kosher home?Copy !req
448. Not me... I'm not that kind of girl.Copy !req
449. Yeah, hi, I think I'm that kind of girl.Copy !req
450. Max, what are you talking about?Copy !req
451. I made sure every single one of thoseCopy !req
452. was up to a rabbi's high standard.Copy !req
453. Yes, well, maybe my rabbi didn't
have such high standards.Copy !req
454. I'm so sorry, I burned some
and we were running lateCopy !req
455. and I figured, four
non-kosher out of 80.Copy !req
456. So close.Copy !req
457. Max, I told you how importantCopy !req
458. all those traditions are
to a Jewish family.Copy !req
459. Yes, you told me about
tradition and family,Copy !req
460. but none of that meant anything
until I felt that cold compress.Copy !req
461. And she was nice enough
to put it on my headCopy !req
462. and I felt what that feels like.Copy !req
463. And then Bubby blew on my soupCopy !req
464. before she ate the non-kosher cupcake.Copy !req
465. Wait, Bubby ate a non-kosher cupcake?Copy !req
466. It's a shanda!Copy !req
467. It is a shanda.Copy !req
468. I'm hoping shanda meansCopy !req
469. you're forgiven and
we'll pay you anyway.Copy !req
470. We are not taking any money.Copy !req
471. That's right, you're
not taking anything.Copy !req
472. Except for this compress.Copy !req
473. Feel better.Copy !req
474. Now go, get out of my sight.Copy !req
475. And don't wear short skirts.Copy !req
476. Esther Rachel,Copy !req
477. I wanna talk to you about your sonCopy !req
478. Shmuley's behavior today.Copy !req
479. What are you talking about?Copy !req
480. What did my Shmuley do?Copy !req
481. I'll tell you what he did.Copy !req
482. He became a man.Copy !req
483. That's all he did.Copy !req
484. Right, Caroline?Copy !req
485. I'll say he became a man.Copy !req
486. What are you talking about?Copy !req
487. Shmuley!Copy !req
488. Stay out of it,Copy !req
489. this is not our family.Copy !req
490. You and I don't have a family.Copy !req
491. They still do.Copy !req
492. Let the police tell her about him.Copy !req
493. So about my Shmuley.Copy !req
494. What do you have to say?Copy !req
495. Mazel tov, he's a
wonderful, wonderful boy.Copy !req
496. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
497. Shmuley, David, say goodbye
to the cupcake girls.Copy !req
498. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
499. Thank you.Copy !req
500. So I see no Max.Copy !req
501. She still out sick?Copy !req
502. It's her first night back.Copy !req
503. She should be here any minute.Copy !req
504. Did you wanna order somethingCopy !req
505. or wait for your boyfriend?Copy !req
506. Oh, see, this is sad story.Copy !req
507. Uh, he broke off with
me to date other woman.Copy !req
508. And she had penis.Copy !req
509. Yeah, I can't compete with that.Copy !req
510. Hi, Earl.Copy !req
511. There she is, my long lost love.Copy !req
512. How you feeling, Max?Copy !req
513. I'm pretty good.Copy !req
514. Hey, Bubby.Copy !req
515. I brought you some chicken soupCopy !req
516. for taking care of me
the last couple days.Copy !req
517. I enjoyed being your Bubby.Copy !req
518. I guess you were wrong, Max.
You and I do have family...Copy !req
519. each other.Copy !req
520. We're not family until we haveCopy !req
521. to testify against each other
in a manslaughter trial.Copy !req
522. Here, eat this.Copy !req
523. I don't want you to
catch what I just had.Copy !req
524. Not gonna happen, Max.Copy !req
525. I took your advice.Copy !req
526. I manned up.Copy !req
527. I stared germs in the face.Copy !req
528. That's right, when you
got sick, I got balls.Copy !req
529. Booyah!Copy !req
530. Like looking in a mirror.Copy !req