1. E-Excuse me!Copy !req
2. What year is it right now?Copy !req
3. Um, it's the year 1992...Copy !req
4. 1992?Copy !req
5. What?Copy !req
6. This is the worst of the worst!Copy !req
7. Deep breaths! Deep breaths!Copy !req
8. U-Um...Copy !req
9. My name is Konoha Akisato!Copy !req
10. I-I-I'm from the year 2023,
and I ended up in Akiba in 1992!Copy !req
11. Something's weird here!Copy !req
12. You've got the wrong person!Copy !req
13. I'm just a poor, lowly illustrator!Copy !req
14. I can't handle this at all!Copy !req
15. It's freezing!Copy !req
16. L-Listen!Copy !req
17. You, watching this video right now!Copy !req
18. If I end up dying here,Copy !req
19. take the PC in my apartment,Copy !req
20. and completely demolish it, without looking
at the contents of the hard drive!Copy !req
21. Please, do it for me!Copy !req
22. My home address is Tokyo-to,
Musashino-shi—Copy !req
23. I'm out of battery...Copy !req
24. This is the worst of the worst!Copy !req
25. I'm Konoha Akisato!Copy !req
26. I work as an illustrator at Blue Bell,
a bishojo game company!Copy !req
27. In the near future, I plan on
becoming a super-popular artist,Copy !req
28. who brings cute, cheerful heroines
to life, one after another!Copy !req
29. But the truth is...Copy !req
30. Listen up, everyone!Copy !req
31. This is going to be our next work!Copy !req
32. The title is, that's right,
Welcome! MILF Hypnosis Salon!Copy !req
33. Oh, just look at the time.Copy !req
34. We'll go through the rest tomorrow,
so read over the proposal.Copy !req
35. The bishojo game industry these
days is doing really badly,Copy !req
36. with light novels, gacha games,
and VTubers clobbering it left and right,Copy !req
37. and my company, Blue Bell,
is the worst of the worst!Copy !req
38. Our prez has given up on
selling full-priced games,Copy !req
39. and he's going all in on the bargain market!Copy !req
40. And in this two-bit bishojo game company...Copy !req
41. I'm nothing more than a sub-illustrator!Copy !req
42. As for the company's main artist...Copy !req
43. He's completely shattered after
getting dragged on social media,Copy !req
44. and lost all his will to draw...Copy !req
45. I joined this company because I love
cute girls and bishojo games...Copy !req
46. I'm gonna be a star illustrator!Copy !req
47. That's what I said back then...Copy !req
48. So why am I stuck coloring
in back views of men?Copy !req
49. Reality is just a crappy game!Copy !req
50. Done for the day!Copy !req
51. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
52. Yep, time to leave.Copy !req
53. Good work today!Copy !req
54. I'll be heading out!Copy !req
55. Good work...Copy !req
56. Can you please confirm that this
is the item you pre-ordered?Copy !req
57. Ah, yes, th-that's the one.Copy !req
58. Yep, th-thanks, um, a lot...Copy !req
59. Thank you very much!Copy !req
60. The latest Purple game!Copy !req
61. I can't wait to play it!Copy !req
62. Oh, that's cute!Copy !req
63. Have a like!Copy !req
64. Whoa, this one's sick, too!Copy !req
65. This one's also good!Copy !req
66. The next station is Nishi-Ogikubo.Copy !req
67. Nishi-Ogikubo.Copy !req
68. The doors on the right side will open.Copy !req
69. The next station is Nishi-Ogikubo.Copy !req
70. The doors on the right side will open.Copy !req
71. Grr...Copy !req
72. Mitaka. Mitaka.Copy !req
73. Just you wait, world!Copy !req
74. One day, I'll have a game
with my art on this shelf!Copy !req
75. But before that...Copy !req
76. I've gone down in the rankings!Copy !req
77. It came out really good this time, too...Copy !req
78. What am I missing?Copy !req
79. Dang it!Copy !req
80. Next time for sure!Copy !req
81. Now, then...Copy !req
82. Okay, continuing where
we left off yesterday,Copy !req
83. have you all taken a look at the proposal?Copy !req
84. I have a suggestion!Copy !req
85. Oh, it's just you.Copy !req
86. A suggestion, you say?Copy !req
87. An idea for our new game?Copy !req
88. Yes!Copy !req
89. It's a way better idea
than what you have now!Copy !req
90. So what's it about?Copy !req
91. It begins, well, in the midst of battle!Copy !req
92. On a far-off planet, there's a war underway!Copy !req
93. I think every story needs to start
in a super-distant location!Copy !req
94. Is this Earth in the future?Copy !req
95. Or are we in a different
dimension altogether?Copy !req
96. My, oh my!Copy !req
97. Meanwhile, you have a girl who attends
school in the Japanese countryside!Copy !req
98. But then, half of her body
melts away to nothing!Copy !req
99. Hey, now!Copy !req
100. How long is this story?Copy !req
101. Um, this is still the opening,
so the heroine hasn't shown up yet.Copy !req
102. So far, I've talked about
the heroine's friend—Copy !req
103. That's enough of that!Copy !req
104. How many minutes are you going to
waste on explaining the opening?Copy !req
105. What kind of game are you
trying to make here?Copy !req
106. Do you know how much it'd cost
to make a game like that?Copy !req
107. Are you trying to bankrupt
us with your dream game?Copy !req
108. The days when people would buy
monumental games are long gone!Copy !req
109. This 4,500 yen MILF hypnosis
game is all we can manage now!Copy !req
110. It's still cold.Copy !req
111. Is the microwave busted?Copy !req
112. I'm gonna go buy some lunch!Copy !req
113. Making a MILF hypnosis game
because you have no funds...Copy !req
114. You're gonna have plenty of rivals,Copy !req
115. and there's no way you can compete with the
ones that specialize in hypnosis plots...Copy !req
116. The days when people would buy
monumental games are long gone!Copy !req
117. I know. In times like these...Copy !req
118. When you're in trouble, turn to the gods!Copy !req
119. I wish for a full-priced game,
with me as main artist!Copy !req
120. If you can grant that
wish, I'll do whatever...Copy !req
121. Well, maybe not.Copy !req
122. But I'll do almost whatever you ask!Copy !req
123. So please consider it!Copy !req
124. Game Shop BiBi?Copy !req
125. A used video game store? Here?Copy !req
126. I had no clue.Copy !req
127. I can't believe I hadn't noticed!Copy !req
128. Not a very exciting selection.Copy !req
129. They sell bishojo games here!Copy !req
130. What do we have here?Copy !req
131. A hundred yen for Kanon?Copy !req
132. A hundred yen for ComiPa, too?Copy !req
133. A hundred yen for Rance?Copy !req
134. What?Copy !req
135. It's not an empty box.Copy !req
136. It comes with everything inside...Copy !req
137. U-Um, excuse me!Copy !req
138. Oh, welcome.Copy !req
139. You see, I'm not trying to buy this.Copy !req
140. Um, why is this game so cheap?Copy !req
141. Oh, I thought the box looked a little grimy.Copy !req
142. This much is nothing!Copy !req
143. This is a first press edition of Kanon!Copy !req
144. If you sell this for 100 yen,
resellers are going to snatch it up!Copy !req
145. Resellers?Copy !req
146. I don't know much about all that business...Copy !req
147. Granny, this here is a masterpiece!Copy !req
148. It's very valuable!Copy !req
149. Even if you didn't dump it in the
bargain bin, plenty of people would...Copy !req
150. What kind of game is it?Copy !req
151. Huh?Copy !req
152. What kind of game?Copy !req
153. You want me to talk about it?Copy !req
154. Me?Copy !req
155. Yes.Copy !req
156. Really?Copy !req
157. Of course.Copy !req
158. Tell me all about it.Copy !req
159. Ahem!Copy !req
160. Well, you see, Kanon was released in 1999,Copy !req
161. and it's a really entertaining game!Copy !req
162. This girl's name is Ayu,
and she goes "uguu"!Copy !req
163. "Uguu"!Copy !req
164. "Uguu"?Copy !req
165. This bin is filled with all
of these incredible games!Copy !req
166. So please give them some higher prices...Copy !req
167. You sure do love video games,
don't you, young lady?Copy !req
168. O-Oh, well...Copy !req
169. A-All of this is common knowledge
for bishojo game otaku!Copy !req
170. I-I'm so sorry!Copy !req
171. I went off and blabbed on all
by myself for so long...Copy !req
172. I need to get back to the office.Copy !req
173. Konoha-chan, do you like
games with girls in them?Copy !req
174. Huh? I-Is that weird?Copy !req
175. No, not at all.Copy !req
176. Seeing cute girls really cheers me up.Copy !req
177. But the girls in these games
are more than just cute.Copy !req
178. They cry, laugh, face lots of worries,Copy !req
179. but despite that, they stay
strong and try their best...Copy !req
180. These girls shine brightest within a game!Copy !req
181. There's a girl who I want
to star in her own game.Copy !req
182. I want her to go on a grand adventure!Copy !req
183. Which is why I want it to be a game,
and not just illustrations.Copy !req
184. Bishojo games are where cute
girls can truly come alive!Copy !req
185. I don't know much about video games,Copy !req
186. but I'm sure that any game you
make would be very fun to play.Copy !req
187. Granny!Copy !req
188. Goodness, what's wrong?Copy !req
189. No one at work will listen
to what I have to say.Copy !req
190. I'm just as aware as everyone else!Copy !req
191. Our company could never
make a full-priced game!Copy !req
192. Even so, I just want someone to hear
me out a little, just a little!Copy !req
193. Games are supposed to be fun
and fill you with excitement...Copy !req
194. But no one at our company dares to dream!Copy !req
195. A game that doesn't dare to
dream isn't a game at all!Copy !req
196. I don't care if it's a game about hypnosis!Copy !req
197. I want to make a game that dares to dream!Copy !req
198. And you can't stop working at that company?Copy !req
199. Well, um...Copy !req
200. I don't have it in me to be so assertive...Copy !req
201. Quitting would be too scary, so that's
gonna be a no sirree from me...Copy !req
202. Dearie me...Copy !req
203. But thanks to you, it feels like I
managed to shake off some of my gloom!Copy !req
204. Um, may I come back here?Copy !req
205. Yes, of course.Copy !req
206. Feel free to visit whenever we're open.Copy !req
207. Thanks, granny!Copy !req
208. Maybe I'll stop by that BiBi game
store I found during lunch.Copy !req
209. Thank you very much!Copy !req
210. Taiyaki...Copy !req
211. Maybe I should bring something to thank
her for listening to me earlier.Copy !req
212. Excuse me!Copy !req
213. Eh?Copy !req
214. Huh?Copy !req
215. Wasn't this the place?Copy !req
216. It's unlocked...Copy !req
217. A paper bag?Copy !req
218. For Konoha-chan.Copy !req
219. Thank you for the fun chat.Copy !req
220. Granny...Copy !req
221. Everything looked normal during lunchtime.Copy !req
222. Did she fly the coop in the afternoon?Copy !req
223. No, that's impossible!Copy !req
224. No way she cleared this
place out so quickly!Copy !req
225. Don't tell me that this is
a parting gift from her...Copy !req
226. Wait!Copy !req
227. These are the games I
talked about back then!Copy !req
228. All masterpieces!Copy !req
229. It must have been so thrilling back then.Copy !req
230. The golden age of bishojo games!Copy !req
231. Look at all of these cute
girls out in the world...Copy !req
232. Am I going to spend my entire life
without accomplishing anything?Copy !req
233. Doukyuusei...Copy !req
234. The DOS version...Copy !req
235. Huh? Wh-What?Copy !req
236. Huh?Copy !req
237. We're almost at the end of 1992.Copy !req
238. How did the year turn out for everyone?Copy !req
239. As for me, this was finally the year...Copy !req
240. that I still didn't get a boyfriend!Copy !req
241. Kaori, turn that radio off.Copy !req
242. It's bumming me out!Copy !req
243. Here we are on Christmas, busy with
working instead of out on a date!Copy !req
244. If that's how you feel,
get to debugging, Manager!Copy !req
245. Kyonshi-san, are you done
with the text for Scene 33?Copy !req
246. I'm on it right now!Copy !req
247. Um, Mamoru-kun.Copy !req
248. I'm getting an error.Copy !req
249. Do you know why?Copy !req
250. Hey!Copy !req
251. Can't you read this?Copy !req
252. Um... PBA?Copy !req
253. What's that mean?Copy !req
254. Programming skills, bozos! Acquire them!Copy !req
255. My program is flawless.Copy !req
256. You're the ones meddling
with it without thinking,Copy !req
257. forcing it to error out, and then
I have to clean up after you!Copy !req
258. W-Well...Copy !req
259. Think about how this 98 must feel!Copy !req
260. The 9801 is working as hard as it can!Copy !req
261. Don't make wonky files and
make it spit out errors!Copy !req
262. Things used to be better...Copy !req
263. Back when everyone was a programmer...Copy !req
264. There goes Mamocchi's
98-itis acting up again.Copy !req
265. Only 15 and already missing
the good old days.Copy !req
266. U-Um...Copy !req
267. We're all counting on you, Mamoru-kun.Copy !req
268. I'm learning how to program, too.Copy !req
269. So help me debug it!Copy !req
270. Pretty please!Copy !req
271. The file size on save is probably
what's causing the error.Copy !req
272. I'll fix it later.Copy !req
273. Where are you going, Mamocchi?Copy !req
274. I'm going outside for some coffee.Copy !req
275. You know 100 yen isn't enough anymore!Copy !req
276. Not with the consumption tax now!Copy !req
277. I know that!Copy !req
278. What's so great about bishojo games?Copy !req
279. Why are we still debugging?Copy !req
280. We should have finished a long time ago!Copy !req
281. That's how game programming works!Copy !req
282. Grown-ups should really know better!Copy !req
283. If I didn't have to help
out Dad with his company,Copy !req
284. there's no way I'd bother with this!Copy !req
285. I'm calling it quits.Copy !req
286. Once this game is finished,Copy !req
287. I'll call it quits with these
no-good bishojo games!Copy !req
288. What was that?Copy !req
289. Ouch!Copy !req
290. Ow, ow, ow...Copy !req
291. Wh-Who are you?Copy !req
292. Ah! Sorry! Sorry!Copy !req
293. I-I was just in a bit of a panic...Copy !req
294. I-It's gone!Copy !req
295. My workplace!Copy !req
296. Um, it's the year 1992...Copy !req
297. The year 1992...Copy !req
298. Seriously? For real?Copy !req
299. I traveled back in time?Copy !req
300. Huh?Copy !req
301. 16-Bit SensationCopy !req
302. 16-Bit SensationCopy !req