1. male announcer:
THE END IS NEAR.Copy !req
2. IT'S JUST A LOT CLOSER
TO SOME THAN OTHERS,Copy !req
3. LIKE THE CRAZY CHEF
WHO LET DINNER GET AWAY...Copy !req
4. OR THE '50s CHICK
WITH THE HOT HAIRDO.Copy !req
5. HOW ABOUT THE CAT HATER
WHO TOOK A DIVE,Copy !req
6. A SPEED FREAK WHO SPUN OUT,Copy !req
7. A GOLFING COUPLE
WHO WENT OFF COURSE,Copy !req
8. AND A CAR WASH
THAT WILL SHOCK YOU?Copy !req
9. ALL THAT AND MORE
ON THE NEXT EPISODECopy !req
10. OF 1000 WAYS TO DIE.Copy !req
11. DEATH IS EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
12. MOST OF US TRY TO AVOID IT.Copy !req
13. OTHERS CAN'T GET
OUT OF ITS WAY.Copy !req
14. EVERY DAY WE FIGHT A NEW WAR
AGAINST GERMS...Copy !req
15. TOXINS...Copy !req
16. INJURY...Copy !req
17. ILLNESS, AND CATASTROPHE.Copy !req
18. THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS
TO WIND UP DEAD.Copy !req
19. THE FACT THAT WE SURVIVE AT ALL
IS A MIRACLE...Copy !req
20. BECAUSE EVERY DAY WE LIVE...Copy !req
21. WE FACE 1,000 WAYS TO DIE.Copy !req
22. THE CHEERLEADERS
OF SIMI VALLEY UCopy !req
23. HAD A GREAT IDEA
TO RAISE SOME CASH.Copy !req
24. THEY'D HAVE A CAR WASH.Copy !req
25. ♪ WE'RE SIMI, WE'RE SIMICopy !req
26. THING IS, THERE IS NO
SIMI VALLEY UNIVERSITY.Copy !req
27. THESE GIRLS WERE STRIPPERSCopy !req
28. OUT TO MAKE SOME QUICK
DAYTIME CASH.Copy !req
29. - HEY, HOW MUCH IS IT, LADIES?Copy !req
30. - WHATEVER YOU GOT
IN YOUR WALLET, BIG BOY.Copy !req
31. - LET'S DO IT.Copy !req
32. NOT THAT THE CUSTOMERSCopy !req
33. GAVE IT MUCH THOUGHT.Copy !req
34. THEY WERE FAR TOO MESMERIZED
BY THEIR STUDENT BODIES.Copy !req
35. - WOMEN HAVE A DEFINITE
EASIER WAY TO PULL A CONCopy !req
36. THAN MEN DO.Copy !req
37. A MAN WILL OPEN HIS WALLET
TO A SEXY WOMANCopy !req
38. FASTER THAN
ANOTHER WOMAN WILL,Copy !req
39. BECAUSE MEN THINK
WITH THE HEADSCopy !req
40. BETWEEN THEIR LEGS,Copy !req
41. NOT WITH THE HEAD
ON THEIR SHOULDERS.Copy !req
42. THE WASH-AND-WAX SCAM
WAS REALLY WORKING.Copy !req
43. AND A SIZZLING LAP-DANCE MOVE
TO SHINE UP THE HOODCopy !req
44. ENSURED A BIG PAYOFF.Copy !req
45. - THANK YOU.
- HOW ABOUT A GROUP HUG?Copy !req
46. - GROUP HUG!
- GROUP HUG!Copy !req
47. - HEY.
- HEY.Copy !req
48. IT'S REALLY BIG AND DIRTY.
CAN YOU HELP ME OUT?Copy !req
49. HAROLD WAS A WIDOWER ON HIS WAYCopy !req
50. TO RETURN SOME SPANKING VIDEOS
WHEN HE SPOTTED THE HOT ACTION.Copy !req
51. - YOU DON'T MIND IF I CLIMB
IN THE BACK THERECopy !req
52. WHILE YOU WASH THE VAN?Copy !req
53. - OH, NO.
- NO.Copy !req
54. THE GIRLS PUT ON
A FIVE-STAR SHOW,Copy !req
55. AND THE OLD PERV
LAPPED IT UP.Copy !req
56. THIS WAS WAY BETTER
THAN ANY SPANKING VIDEO.Copy !req
57. - OH, YES,
STRETCH WAY UP.Copy !req
58. THANK GOD MY WIFE DIED.Copy !req
59. HAROLD WAS ABOUT
TO REACH THE CAR-WASH VERSIONCopy !req
60. OF A HAPPY ENDING.Copy !req
61. TO POLISH OFF
THE OLD GEEZER,Copy !req
62. THEY BROUGHT OUT
AN ELECTRIC BUFFER.Copy !req
63. BUT THESE LITTLE
"MISS DEMEANORS"Copy !req
64. HAD A BAD CONNECTION.Copy !req
65. - IN THE SCENARIO WHERE
INDIVIDUALS ARE ELECTRIFIEDCopy !req
66. AND THEY'RE ALL IN CONTACT,Copy !req
67. THE ELECTRICITY WOULD TRAVEL
FROM ONE INDIVIDUALCopy !req
68. THROUGH THE REST OF THEM,Copy !req
69. TAKING THE PATH
OF LEAST RESISTANCE.Copy !req
70. THEY WOULD THEN FALL,Copy !req
71. AND, UH, THE HEART
WILL JUST FIBRILLATE.Copy !req
72. SO ALL THE MUSCLES ARE JUST
CONTRACTING INDEPENDENTLYCopy !req
73. IN, UH—IN A SYSTEMIC UNIT.Copy !req
74. AND THE HEART WILL JUST LOOK
LIKE A BAG OF WORMSCopy !req
75. MOVING AROUND
WITHOUT ANY EFFECTIVE HEARTBEAT.Copy !req
76. THE PHONY
CHEERLEADERS GOT A BIG CHARGECopy !req
77. OUT OF BILKING
THEIR HORNDOG CUSTOMERS.Copy !req
78. ♪ WE'RE SIMI
GIVE ME A "D."Copy !req
79. GIVE ME AN "E."
GIVE ME AN "A."Copy !req
80. AND ANOTHER "D."
WHAT DO WE GOT?Copy !req
81. IN THE 1950s, GOING PARKING
WAS THE HEP THING TO DO.Copy !req
82. - COME HERE, LOVER BOY.Copy !req
83. BETTY AND SUSIE
HAD A DOUBLE DATECopy !req
84. WITH A COUPLE OF SWELL GUYS.Copy !req
85. SUSIE WAS FAST AND HOT.
BETTY WAS NOT.Copy !req
86. ALL SHE CARED ABOUT
WAS HER HAIR.Copy !req
87. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
YOU'RE RUINING MY HAIR!Copy !req
88. - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
TO THIRD BASE?Copy !req
89. BACK THEN,
THE BEEHIVE WAS ALL THE RAGE.Copy !req
90. AND BETTY
HAD A COLOSSAL ONE,Copy !req
91. HELD ALOFT BY CAN UPON CAN
OF HAIR SPRAY.Copy !req
92. THAT NIGHT, BETTY'S B-52
WAS FLYING HIGH,Copy !req
93. BUT ALL HER DATE, JOE,
WANTED TO DOCopy !req
94. WAS GET IN HER COCKPIT.Copy !req
95. - OH, WATCH IT.
OW. JEEZ.Copy !req
96. - COME ON, BABY.
I'M ABOUT TO BLOW.Copy !req
97. JOE HAD ENOUGH
OF SQUARESVILLE.Copy !req
98. IF THIS CHICK
WOULDN'T PUT OUT,Copy !req
99. HE WAS GONNA GET REAL GONE.Copy !req
100. - OH.Copy !req
101. JOE TOOK HIS FRUSTRATION OUTCopy !req
102. ON A SMOKE.Copy !req
103. - YOU GOT ANOTHER ONE
OF THOSE?Copy !req
104. IN AN INSTANT,Copy !req
105. BETTY'S HAIR
BECAME A TOWERING INFERNO.Copy !req
106. BACK IN THE '50s,
HAIR SPRAY CONTAINED ALCOHOLCopy !req
107. AND OTHER HIGHLY FLAMMABLE
PROPELLANTS,Copy !req
108. CAUSING HER HAIR TO BURN HOTTER
AND LONGER.Copy !req
109. - HAIR IS GETTING BURNED OFF.
FINE, THAT'S DEAD TISSUE.Copy !req
110. BUT NEXT THING THAT'S GONNA GO
IS THE SCALP.Copy !req
111. YOU TAKE THE SCALP AWAY
AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN,Copy !req
112. THE HEAT IS VERY CLOSE
TO THE BRAIN,Copy !req
113. AS A RESULT,Copy !req
114. SUCKING OUT OF THE FLUID
FROM THE CELLS IN THE BRAIN,Copy !req
115. AND THE BRAIN SHRIVELS UP
LIKE A PRUNE.Copy !req
116. AND YOU START GETTING
A GRUESOME, PAINFUL DEATH.Copy !req
117. BETTY'S BRAINS
WERE COOKING INSIDE HER SKULL.Copy !req
118. - WATCH THE HAIR!Copy !req
119. BETTY WOULDN'T GIVE IT UP,Copy !req
120. AND THEN SHE LIT IT UP.Copy !req
121. ALL BECAUSE
OF HER KILLER HAIR.Copy !req
122. COMING UP,
A DRUGGIE'S BAD IDEACopy !req
123. BLOWS UP IN HIS FACE...Copy !req
124. AND A PET SITTER
GET CATNIPPED.Copy !req
125. DENNIS
WAS A FULL-ON SNORTIN',Copy !req
126. SHOOTIN',
PILL-POPPIN' DRUGGIE.Copy !req
127. THERE WASN'T ANY SUBSTANCE
HE HADN'T OR WOULDN'T ABUSE.Copy !req
128. HIS BRAINS WEREN'T JUST FRIED,
THEY WERE BURNED TO A CRISP.Copy !req
129. THIS FREAK WAS THE ALL-TIME
POSTER BOY FOR WHAT NOT TO DO.Copy !req
130. - AND TWO OF THESE,
BECAUSE THERE'S ONE OF THOSE,Copy !req
131. THERE'S GOT TO BE TWO
OF THESE.Copy !req
132. - WHEN YOU ARE TAKING
TWO DIFFERENT COMPONENTSCopy !req
133. OR MORE—MORE THAN TWO,
POSSIBLY,Copy !req
134. THAT HAVE THE SAME EFFECTCopy !req
135. BUT ACT
THROUGH DIFFERENT PATHWAYS,Copy !req
136. THAT RESULTS
IN A GREATER EFFECTCopy !req
137. THAN IF YOU TOOK EACH ONE
SEPARATELY.Copy !req
138. - YES. YES. YES.Copy !req
139. ON ANY GIVEN NIGHT,Copy !req
140. HE COULD BE FOUND
MIXING AND MATCHINGCopy !req
141. A MEDICINE CABINET
FULL OF MIND-NUMBING SUBSTANCES.Copy !req
142. AFTER SCRAPING TOGETHER
A MIXTURE OF PRESCRIPTIONCopy !req
143. PAINKILLERS,
ANTIDEPRESSANTS,Copy !req
144. COCAINE,
AND CRYSTAL METH...Copy !req
145. HE WAS OFF
TO THE RACES.Copy !req
146. - MM.Copy !req
147. NOTHING COULD KEEP UP WITH HIM.Copy !req
148. - YEAH!Copy !req
149. HIS MUSIC FELT TOO SLOW...Copy !req
150. - NO! NO!Copy !req
151. FASTER! FASTER!Copy !req
152. HIS PHONE
WAS NO MATCH FOR HIS MOUTH.Copy !req
153. EVEN HIS STONER RELIC
FROM THE '60s,Copy !req
154. A LAVA LAMP,
FAILED TO MOVE FAST ENOUGHCopy !req
155. FOR THIS WASTED SPEED FREAK.Copy !req
156. - WHAT—WHAT IS WRONG?
COME ON!Copy !req
157. - A LAVA LAMP CONTAINS WATER
AND A PETROLEUM-BASED WAX.Copy !req
158. AS THE WAX BEGINS
TO HEAT UP,Copy !req
159. IT WILL LOWER ITS DENSITYCopy !req
160. AND BE LESS THAN
THE WATER ITSELF.Copy !req
161. SO IT WILL FLOAT UP
TO THE TOP OF THE LAMP.Copy !req
162. - GO! GO! GO! GO!
MOVE, MAN, MOVE!Copy !req
163. AH.Copy !req
164. DENNIS DECIDED TO NUKE ITCopy !req
165. TO BRING HIS LAMP
UP TO SPEED.Copy !req
166. - YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req
167. - THE SOLUTION
WILL BEGIN TO BOIL.Copy !req
168. THE MOLECULES WILL GO
INTO A GASEOUS STATE.Copy !req
169. IN ORDER FOR IT TO EXPLODE,Copy !req
170. YOU WOULD HAVE TO BUILD UP
A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF PRESSURE,Copy !req
171. AND THAT
WOULD EVENTUALLY LEAD UPCopy !req
172. TO A MUCH MORE
POWERFUL EXPLOSION.Copy !req
173. - OH, YEAH.
BOIL, BABY! BOIL!Copy !req
174. IT WAS AN OVERDOSE OF BAD.Copy !req
175. THE LAVA LAMP EXPLODED,Copy !req
176. IMBEDDING A SHARD OF GLASS
INTO DENNIS' FOREHEAD,Copy !req
177. WHILE HIS FACE WAS DRENCHED
IN A BLISTERING COATCopy !req
178. OF SUPERHEATED LAVA LIQUID.Copy !req
179. THE LESSON HERE,Copy !req
180. DRUG ABUSE IS BAD FOR YOU
AND WILL EVENTUALLY KILL YOU.Copy !req
181. PUTTING A LAVA LAMP
INTO A MICROWAVE,Copy !req
182. THAT'LL GET YOU THERE
IN NO TIME AT ALL.Copy !req
183. TIME'S UP, DENNIS.Copy !req
184. - OKAY. AND YOU KNOW
HOW OFTEN TO FEED ROCKY, RIGHT?Copy !req
185. - YEAH. FOUR...Copy !req
186. SOMETIMES THE JOURNEY
TO HELL CAN STARTCopy !req
187. WITH AN INNOCENT CONVERSATION.Copy !req
188. - ROCKY, I TALKED TO HIM,Copy !req
189. AND HE'S EXCITED
FOR SOME MALE-BONDING TIME,Copy !req
190. 'CAUSE HE'S ALWAYS
JUST BEEN STUCK WITH ME BEFORE.Copy !req
191. PETER IS RECEIVING
LAST-MINUTE INSTRUCTIONSCopy !req
192. ON TAKING CARE
OF HIS GIRLFRIEND ANNIE'S CATCopy !req
193. WHILE SHE GOES OFF
ON A BUSINESS TRIP.Copy !req
194. - YOU HAVE TO CHECK THE FECES
AND MAKE SURECopy !req
195. THAT THERE'S NO WORMS THERE.Copy !req
196. CAT FECES AND WORMS
WASN'T HIS IDEACopy !req
197. OF A FUN WEEK.Copy !req
198. BUT HE WAS BEING
THE GOOD GUY.Copy !req
199. - I'M GONNA TAKE CARE
OF THE CAT.Copy !req
200. BUT YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC.Copy !req
201. NOT ONLY WAS PETER ALLERGIC,Copy !req
202. HE SECRETLY HATED CATS
AND EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM.Copy !req
203. - OKAY. SO YOU KNOW TO FEED HIM
TWICE A DAY.Copy !req
204. - MM-HMM.
- AND TO...Copy !req
205. - THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE
I HAVE HEARD FROMCopy !req
206. WHO COMPLAIN THAT THEIR PARTNERS
WHO ARE CAT OWNERS—Copy !req
207. THAT THEY TREAT THEIR CATS
A LITTLE BIT BETTERCopy !req
208. THAN THEY TREAT THEM.Copy !req
209. - I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
210. A HURRIED PECK ON THE CHEEK,Copy !req
211. A QUICK GOOD-BYE,
AND THE DOOR CLOSES,Copy !req
212. LEAVING PETER ALONE
WITH HIS NEMESIS.Copy !req
213. - STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
214. THE CAT'S NAME WAS ROCKY,Copy !req
215. WHICH WAS EXACTLY HOW THINGS
WERE ABOUT TO GET.Copy !req
216. - [sneezes, sniffles]Copy !req
217. SOON ENOUGH,
PETER WAS A SNEEZING, WHEEZINGCopy !req
218. FOUNTAIN OF SNOT.Copy !req
219. I HATE YOU.Copy !req
220. PETER THOUGHT
IF HE HAD TO SUFFER,Copy !req
221. HE MIGHT AS WELL CRACK OPEN
A BOTTLECopy !req
222. AND GET AS DRUNK AS POSSIBLE.Copy !req
223. BUT THE DRUNKER HE GOT,
THE WORSE HE FELT,Copy !req
224. AND THE MORE HE REGRETTED
HIS DECISIONCopy !req
225. TO BABY-SIT
ANNIE'S STUPID CAT.Copy !req
226. FINALLY IT WAS TIME
TO GET IN THE RING WITH ROCKY.Copy !req
227. BUT IT WAS HARDLY
AN EVEN MATCH.Copy !req
228. CATS ARE SMART.
DRUNKS ARE STUPID.Copy !req
229. - WHEN SOMEBODY HITS THEIR HEAD
REALLY HARD,Copy !req
230. A FLUID WAVE IS SENT
THROUGH THE BRAINCopy !req
231. DUE TO THE IMPACT,Copy !req
232. AND IT STRETCHES THE CONNECTIONS
BETWEEN BRAIN CELLSCopy !req
233. AND DIRECTLY STUNS
THE BRIAN CELLS THEMSELVES.Copy !req
234. THAT'S WHAT A CONCUSSION IS.Copy !req
235. IF IT HAPPENS TO BE
IN A SMALL POOL OF WATER,Copy !req
236. THEY'RE OUT.Copy !req
237. AND THEY'RE NOT GONNA RECOGNIZE
THAT THEY'RE DYING.Copy !req
238. KNOCKED OUT,
HIS FACE IN A PET BOWL,Copy !req
239. PETER SUCKED IN
ALL THE WATER AND DROWNED.Copy !req
240. DID HE LEARN
ANY LIFE LESSONS?Copy !req
241. NEVER GET IN A FIGHT
WITH A CAT NAMED ROCKY.Copy !req
242. UP NEXT, A WOMAN HAS
A ROUGH TIME WITH SMOOTHIES,Copy !req
243. AND TWO GOLFERS TAKE
SOME BAD SHOTS AT EACH OTHER.Copy !req
244. - GO TO HELL!Copy !req
245. ARLENE WAS ONE
OF THOSE MISINFORMED HEALTH NUTSCopy !req
246. WHO BELIEVED
SHE COULD LIVE FOREVER.Copy !req
247. A DAILY COMBINATION
OF WHEATGRASS,Copy !req
248. MEGADOSES
OF VITAMIN SUPPLEMENTS,Copy !req
249. AND FRESH VEGGIES
RUN THROUGH A JUICERCopy !req
250. WERE HER WEAPONS
AGAINST THE AGING PROCESS.Copy !req
251. - NUTRITION, EXERCISECopy !req
252. CAN EXTEND THE LONGEVITY
OF ANYBODY.Copy !req
253. YOU SEE THESE PEOPLE
IN REMOTE PARTS OF RUSSIACopy !req
254. WHERE THESE PEOPLE LIVE TO BE
120, 130 YEARS OLD SOMETIMES.Copy !req
255. AND THEY SAY, WELL,
IT'S JUST A BASIC, ORGANIC DIET.Copy !req
256. ARLENE GREW
HER OWN ORGANIC WHEATGRASSCopy !req
257. AND TENDED TO IT
WITH LOVING CARE.Copy !req
258. WHAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW,Copy !req
259. HER LANDLORD WOULD COME BY
ONCE A WEEKCopy !req
260. WHILE SHE WAS AT WORK
AND SPRAY RAT POISON EVERYWHERE,Copy !req
261. INCLUDING HER PRECIOUS PATCH
OF IMMORTALITY.Copy !req
262. WEEK AFTER WEEK, HER GARDEN
WAS BEING DRENCHEDCopy !req
263. IN THE DEADLY VERMIN KILLER.Copy !req
264. - BETTER DIE SOONER.Copy !req
265. - RAT POISON IS COUMADIN,Copy !req
266. WHICH IS A BLOOD THINNER.Copy !req
267. BUT WE USE IT
AS A MEDICATIONCopy !req
268. FOR PEOPLE, UH,
TO THIN THEIR BLOODCopy !req
269. IF THEY HAVE BLOOD CLOTS.Copy !req
270. EVERY DAY BEGAN
WITH THE SOUNDCopy !req
271. OF HER BLENDER MIXING UP
ANOTHER IMMORTAL COCKTAIL.Copy !req
272. BUT THE MORE SHE DRANK,
THE SICKER SHE WAS BECOMING.Copy !req
273. NEVER SUSPECTING THE SOURCE
OF HER DISCOMFORTCopy !req
274. WAS THE HOME-BREWED MEGA-JUICE,Copy !req
275. ARLENE KEPT
KNOCKING THEM DOWN,Copy !req
276. HOPING THIS WOULD MAKE HER
FEEL BETTER.Copy !req
277. - IT TAKES ABOUT FOUR DAYS
FOR THE COUMADINCopy !req
278. TO ENTER YOUR SYSTEM
IF IT'S INGESTED ORALLY.Copy !req
279. IT'S VERY EASY TO OVERDOSE
ON IT AND BECOME TOO THINCopy !req
280. IN YOUR BLOOD.Copy !req
281. ARLENE'S BLOOD
HAD BEEN THINNINGCopy !req
282. FOR OVER SIX WEEKS,
CAUSING INTERNAL HEMORRHAGING,Copy !req
283. UNTIL ONE DAY
SHE GOT ON HER EXERCISE BALL,Copy !req
284. AND THE BLOOD VESSELS
IN HER BRAIN EXPLODED.Copy !req
285. - OVERDOSED ON COUMADIN,Copy !req
286. YOU AREN'T ABLE TO MAKE
ANY BLOOD CLOTS,Copy !req
287. AND YOU'LL HAVE PROFUSE BLEEDING
INTO YOUR JOINTS.Copy !req
288. YOU CAN SPONTANEOUSLY BLEED
INTO YOUR BRAINCopy !req
289. AND JUST HEMORRHAGE
TO DEATH.Copy !req
290. ARLENE THOUGHT
SHE COULD LIVE FOREVER.Copy !req
291. INSTEAD SHE FOUND
A DIFFERENT FOREVER—Copy !req
292. DEATH.Copy !req
293. TEN YEARS AGO,
MOIRA WAS A RISING STARCopy !req
294. ON THE WOMAN'S
PRO GOLF TOUR.Copy !req
295. - JOSH, COME ON!
- FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.Copy !req
296. BUT HER UNCONTROLLABLE ANGER...Copy !req
297. - YOU ARE SUCH AN A-HOLE!Copy !req
298. AND HER DRINKING
CAUSED HER TO WASH OUT.Copy !req
299. - UM, I THINK WE'RE NEXT.Copy !req
300. - UH...
- UH, YEAH.Copy !req
301. WE CHECKED IN FIRST.Copy !req
302. NOW SHE
AND HER HUSBAND, JOSH,Copy !req
303. SPENT THEIR TIME
GETTING HAMMEREDCopy !req
304. AND TAKING CHEAP SHOTS...Copy !req
305. AT EACH OTHER.Copy !req
306. - HOPE THAT WAS
YOUR PRACTICE SWING.Copy !req
307. - SHUT UP AND DRINK.Copy !req
308. - THERE ARE SEVERAL THINGSCopy !req
309. THAT YOU CAN LOOK
IN A RELATIONSHIP TO SEECopy !req
310. IF IT'S GOING
IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.Copy !req
311. SO ONE OF THEM IS WITHDRAWAL.Copy !req
312. ANOTHER ONE IS STONEWALLING.Copy !req
313. UH, ANOTHER ONE, WHICH IS
THE MOST SIGNIFICANT ONE,Copy !req
314. IS CONTEMPT.Copy !req
315. IF YOU HAVE CONTEMPT
IN A RELATIONSHIP,Copy !req
316. THAT MEANS YOU'VE REALLY LOST
COMMUNICATIONCopy !req
317. BETWEEN THE SPOUSES.Copy !req
318. AND THAT IS NOT
A VERY GOOD SIGNCopy !req
319. FOR THE DURATION
OF THE RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
320. - SHUT THE HELL UP!Copy !req
321. - I'M TRYING TO PLAY
A LITTLE GOLF HERE.Copy !req
322. - I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
323. THE TOXIC PAIR
WERE ABOUT AS APPEALINGCopy !req
324. AS A TRIPLE BOGEY.Copy !req
325. - SHUT UP!
- WHAT A BITCH.Copy !req
326. - DON'T MISS IT.Copy !req
327. - HOW AM I SUPPOSED
TO PLAY GOLF...?Copy !req
328. MOIRA'S ONCE-PROMISING GOLF GAMECopy !req
329. HAD GONE FROM BEN HOGAN
TO HULK HOGAN.Copy !req
330. - I HATE YOU!
- GET HIM! GET HIM!Copy !req
331. - KILL THE BITCH!
- I HATE YOU!Copy !req
332. - YOU ARE THE DEVIL!Copy !req
333. MARK TWAIN DESCRIBED
GOLF AS A GOOD WALK RUINED.Copy !req
334. FOR THESE TWO,
IT WAS ONE LONG BAD DRIVE.Copy !req
335. - OH, AND BY THE WAY,
MY SECRETARY,Copy !req
336. I'VE BEEN SCREWING HER
FOR THE PAST SIX MONTHS.Copy !req
337. - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
SO HAVE I.Copy !req
338. - OH, I HATE YOU.
- I HATE YOU. OH!Copy !req
339. - THEY'RE AT THE MERCY
OF WHATEVER THEY HIT.Copy !req
340. OUR SMALL INTESTINES CAN BE TORN
OFF OF THEIR BLOOD SUPPLY.Copy !req
341. OUR AORTA IN OUR CHEST
CAN BE RIPPED.Copy !req
342. OUR BRAIN CAN ALSO SUFFER
FROM DECELERATION INJURIES.Copy !req
343. WITH ALCOHOL
AND ANGER AS THEIR HANDICAPS,Copy !req
344. IT'S NO WONDER THESE TWO
WOUND UP IN THE ROUGH.Copy !req
345. LAST UP,
A BLACK-MARKET SNAKECopy !req
346. LEAVES IT'S OWN BLACK MARK.Copy !req
347. YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT CAN BE FOUNDCopy !req
348. BEHIND AN UNMARKED
AND UNREMARKABLE STOREFRONT.Copy !req
349. IN THIS CASE, AN ILLEGAL
UNDERGROUND RESTAURANT.Copy !req
350. - GOOD EVENING,
LADIES, GENTLEMEN.Copy !req
351. TONIGHT WE HAVE
VERY SPECIAL INGREDIENT.Copy !req
352. I SURPRISE YOU.
HA HA.Copy !req
353. CHEF WANG'S RECIPE FOR SUCCESS?Copy !req
354. ENDANGERED
AND ILLEGAL SPECIESCopy !req
355. SMUGGLED IN
FROM AROUND THE WORLD.Copy !req
356. HIS TWISTED CLIENTELE
SHELL OUT THOUSANDSCopy !req
357. FOR A CHANCE
TO SINK THEIR TEETHCopy !req
358. INTO ANYTHING TEETERING
ON THE BRINK OF EXTINCTION.Copy !req
359. - I THINK
HE'S OUT OF HIS MIND.Copy !req
360. - YEAH, BUT HE COOKS UP
A MEAN PANDA BEAR.Copy !req
361. BLACK-MARKET ANIMALS
ARE BIG BUSINESS.Copy !req
362. EVERY YEAR,
UP TO 30,000 PRIMATES,Copy !req
363. 2 TO 5 MILLION BIRDS,
AND 10 MILLION REPTILESCopy !req
364. ARE SOLD ILLEGALLY.Copy !req
365. IT'S THE THIRD LARGEST
ILLEGAL TRADE IN THE WORLD,Copy !req
366. RIVALED ONLY BY GUNS
AND DRUGS.Copy !req
367. - BOSS, WHAT
SPECIAL INGREDIENT TONIGHT?Copy !req
368. - TONIGHT
WE SERVE A KING COBRA!Copy !req
369. - OOH.Copy !req
370. BEFORE CHEF WANG HAD A CHANCECopy !req
371. TO CUT INTO HIS COBRA...Copy !req
372. IT GOT LOOSE.Copy !req
373. - THE KING COBRA
IS THE LONGEST VENOMOUS SNAKECopy !req
374. IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
375. IF HE'S UP HOODED AT YOU,Copy !req
376. HE'S GIVING YOU A WARNING—
"PISS OFF."Copy !req
377. - OH, VERY TRICKY SNAKE.Copy !req
378. - THE HOOD IS DESIGNED
TO SCARE YOU,Copy !req
379. MAKE ITSELF LOOK
VERY FEARSOME,Copy !req
380. AND IT WORKS 99%
OF THE TIME.Copy !req
381. - BE CAREFUL, BOSS.
- I'M VERY CAREFUL.Copy !req
382. COME ON, LITTLE DEVIL.Copy !req
383. GONNA CATCH YOU.
GONNA MAKE GOOD DISH.Copy !req
384. AAH! AAH! AAH!Copy !req
385. - BOSS! BOSS! BOSS!Copy !req
386. - FANGS ARE DESIGNED
LIKE A HYPODERMIC NEEDLE.Copy !req
387. THEY'RE HOLLOW OR GROOVED.Copy !req
388. WHEN THEY BITE,
THESE VENOM GLANDS SQUEEZE,Copy !req
389. AND THEY CAN PUMP
A COPIOUS AMOUNTCopy !req
390. OF VENOM INTO YOU.Copy !req
391. - YOU OKAY? YOU OKAY?
- NO! NO! AAH! AAH!Copy !req
392. TONIGHT'S MAIN DISH
HAD INJECTED THE CHEFCopy !req
393. WITH A POWERFUL NEUROTOXIN.Copy !req
394. HEADING STRAIGHT
FOR HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM,Copy !req
395. IT BEGAN TO SWITCH OFF
ALL HIS VITAL FUNCTIONSCopy !req
396. INCLUDING HIS ABILITY TO SEE,
HEAR, AND BREATHE.Copy !req
397. IT ALSO KICK-STARTEDCopy !req
398. A FAST-MOVING NECROTIZING
INFECTION ACROSS HIS FACE.Copy !req
399. - AAH! AAH!Copy !req
400. - WITHIN 20 MINUTES,
YOU ASPHYXIATE,Copy !req
401. AND YOUR HEART STOPS,
AND, UH, YOU'RE DONE, SON.Copy !req
402. AS THE SAYING GOES,
"YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT."Copy !req
403. IN CHEF WANG'S CASE,Copy !req
404. HE IS EXACTLY
WHAT HE SHOULD BE—Copy !req
405. DEAD.Copy !req