1. male announcer:
IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYECopy !req
2. TO A FEW WHO JUST
DIDN'T SEE IT COMING.Copy !req
3. - OOH!Copy !req
4. A BEER-BLITZED BARFER...Copy !req
5. A HELL OF A BELLY DANCER...Copy !req
6. A PUNCHY BOXER...Copy !req
7. A SHREDDING RABBI...Copy !req
8. A SAFE-CRACKING CRACKER...Copy !req
9. - OOH!Copy !req
10. A SPICE GIRL LOVER...Copy !req
11. AND A BLIND DRIVER.Copy !req
12. THEIR MISFORTUNE
IS OUR GOOD LUCKCopy !req
13. ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF...Copy !req
14. 1,000 WAYS TO DIE.Copy !req
15. DEATH IS EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
16. MOST OF US TRY TO AVOID IT.Copy !req
17. OTHERS CAN'T GET
OUT OF ITS WAY.Copy !req
18. EVERY DAY WE FIGHT
A NEW WAR AGAINST GERMS...Copy !req
19. TOXINS...Copy !req
20. INJURY...Copy !req
21. ILLNESS, AND CATASTROPHE.Copy !req
22. THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS
TO WIND UP DEAD.Copy !req
23. THE FACT THAT WE SURVIVE AT ALL
IS A MIRACLE...Copy !req
24. BECAUSE EVERY DAY WE LIVE...Copy !req
25. WE FACE 1,000 WAYS TO DIE.Copy !req
26. NATURE DOES ITS BEST
TO ERASE ITS OWN MISTAKES.Copy !req
27. IT'S CALLED
THINNING THE HERD.Copy !req
28. THESE TWO BOZOS
WEREN'T JUST THIN...Copy !req
29. - WHOA!Copy !req
30. THEY WERE MENTAL ANOREXICS.Copy !req
31. - I HAD RIGHT OF WAY.Copy !req
32. YOU SON OF A BITCH!Copy !req
33. IF THESE GUYS
WEREN'T SO DRUNK,Copy !req
34. THEY WOULDN'T BE LAUGHING.Copy !req
35. - IT'S THE COPS.Copy !req
36. MORE THAN HALF
OF FATAL CAR ACCIDENTSCopy !req
37. INVOLVE DRUNK DRIVING.Copy !req
38. - I'M DOING ALL I CAN.Copy !req
39. WE DON'T EVEN HAVE BELTS ON!Copy !req
40. AMOS AND LARRY
MANAGED TO AVOID THE LAW.Copy !req
41. BUT THERE'S NO WAY
THEY CAN ESCAPECopy !req
42. THEIR BIGGEST THREAT—
THEMSELVES.Copy !req
43. - OH, THAT WAS—
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.Copy !req
44. BIG SURPRISE—Copy !req
45. AFTER TWO SIX-PACKS,Copy !req
46. LARRY WAS FEELING
A LITTLE CARSICK.Copy !req
47. - TAKE—TAKE THE WHEEL.
TAKE THE WHEEL.Copy !req
48. - YEAH.Copy !req
49. - ALCOHOL IS AN IRRITANT
TO THE STOMACH LINING,Copy !req
50. AND VOMITING IS THE BODY'S
NATURAL WAY OF CLEARING ITSELFCopy !req
51. OF ANY POISONS OR TOXICITIES
THAT'S BEEN BUILT UP.Copy !req
52. - YOU OKAY?Copy !req
53. LARRY WAS ON A LOSING STREAK.Copy !req
54. FIRST HIS LUNCH...Copy !req
55. THEN...Copy !req
56. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, MAN?Copy !req
57. AAH!Copy !req
58. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
59. - IF WE COULD LOOK AT A HEAD
STRIKING A MAILBOXCopy !req
60. AT THE MOMENT OF IMPACT,Copy !req
61. WE'D SEE THE SKIN BE LACERATED.Copy !req
62. THE BRAIN WILL COLLIDE
WITH THE INSIDE OF THE SKULL,Copy !req
63. AND AFTER DECAPITATION,
THERE'S A LOSS OF CONSCIOUSNESSCopy !req
64. AND IMMEDIATE BRAIN DEATH.Copy !req
65. - HOLY COW!Copy !req
66. OH, GOD!Copy !req
67. DRINKING AND DRIVING DON'T MIX.Copy !req
68. THAT'S A HEADS-UP
FOR ALL OF YOU.Copy !req
69. SOME PEOPLE SHOOT FOR THE STARS.Copy !req
70. OTHERS NEVER GET OFF
THEIR FAT DUFFS.Copy !req
71. NATASHA WAS A MOVER
AND A SHAKERCopy !req
72. SHE HAD HER EYES
FIXED ON ONE GOAL—Copy !req
73. TO WIN THE BELLY DANCER
OF THE UNIVERSE COMPETITION.Copy !req
74. - BELLY DANCING'S
A WAY OF EXPRESSION.Copy !req
75. IT'S VERY EROTIC, VERY HOT,Copy !req
76. AND IT'S GOT A LOT
OF CULTURE BEHIND IT.Copy !req
77. IT'S ABSOLUTELY SEXY.Copy !req
78. IT'S ALMOST LIKE MAKING LOVE
TO THE AIR.Copy !req
79. NATASHA
HAD ALREADY PUT HERSELFCopy !req
80. THROUGH VETERINARIAN SCHOOLCopy !req
81. BY DANCING AT LOCAL
MIDDLE EASTERN RESTAURANTSCopy !req
82. AND NIGHTCLUBS.Copy !req
83. FOR NATASHA,
THE 5,000-YEAR-OLD DANCE FORMCopy !req
84. WAS THE ULTIMATE EXPRESSION
OF SENSUALITY.Copy !req
85. THE BELLY DANCER
OF THE UNIVERSE COMPETITIONCopy !req
86. WAS HER SUPER BOWL.Copy !req
87. DANCERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD
WOULD BE COMPETING.Copy !req
88. TO WIN IT, SHE WOULD HAVE
TO TAKE HER SKILLSCopy !req
89. TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL
IMAGINABLE.Copy !req
90. SHE IMPLEMENTED
A RIGOROUS TRAINING SCHEDULE,Copy !req
91. THE EQUAL
OF ANY PRO ATHLETE.Copy !req
92. EVERY NIGHT,
SHE WOULD COME HOME FROM WORKCopy !req
93. AND PRACTICE SHAKING,Copy !req
94. SPINNING,Copy !req
95. SWAYING, AND SPLITTINGCopy !req
96. UNTIL EXHAUSTED.Copy !req
97. BUT SOMETIMES,
WHEN YOU SHOOT FOR THE STARS...Copy !req
98. YOU WIND UP LOST IN SPACE.Copy !req
99. - THE LARYNX
IS A VERY INTRICATE,Copy !req
100. WELL-DEVELOPED TISSUE.Copy !req
101. IF THIS GETS CRUSHED,Copy !req
102. ALL OF A SUDDEN,
YOU'VE CHOKED OFFCopy !req
103. THE OXYGEN SUPPLY
TO THE LUNGS,Copy !req
104. AND AS A RESULT,
YOU CAN ASPHYXIATE TO DEATH.Copy !req
105. NATASHA NEVER MADE IT
TO THE COMPETITION.Copy !req
106. INSTEAD OF BECOMING
THE NUMBER ONE DANCER...Copy !req
107. SHE BECAME
ONE NUMB DANGLER.Copy !req
108. UP NEXT,
AN UP-AND-COMING FIGHTERCopy !req
109. WITH AN EMBARRASSING SECRETCopy !req
110. AND...Copy !req
111. A LIQUOR MAN...
- OH!Copy !req
112. TAKES A LICKING.Copy !req
113. A BOXING GYM
IS A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE COMECopy !req
114. TO MAKE THEIR DREAMS
COME TRUE...Copy !req
115. ONE PUNCH AT A TIME.Copy !req
116. BOBBY "SLEDGEHAMMER" JONESCopy !req
117. WAS NO DREAMER.Copy !req
118. HE WAS THE REAL DEAL.Copy !req
119. - THERE YOU GO, BOBBY.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WANNA SEE.Copy !req
120. BOBBY
WAS A PROMISING LIGHTWEIGHTCopy !req
121. WHO PACKED
A WICKED RIGHT HAND...Copy !req
122. - THERE YOU GO!Copy !req
123. THAT HE HOPED
WOULD TAKE HIM TO THE TOP.Copy !req
124. - ONE, TWO.
GOOD, GOOD.Copy !req
125. COME ON, CHAMP.Copy !req
126. ONE TRICK HIS TRAINER
USED TO GET THE MOSTCopy !req
127. OUT OF HIS RIGHT CROSSCopy !req
128. WAS TO CHALLENGE
THE SLEDGEHAMMER'S MANHOOD.Copy !req
129. - WHAT ARE YOU, A LADY?Copy !req
130. - I AIN'T NO LADY!Copy !req
131. - BOOM!
THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
132. AFTER EVERY WORKOUT,Copy !req
133. THE MACHO FIGHTER CHOSE
AN UNUSUAL WAY TO RECOVER.Copy !req
134. HE WOULD ENTER
THE LOCKER ROOM A MAN...Copy !req
135. AND WALK OUT... A WOMAN.Copy !req
136. HE LIKED TO STEP OUT
IN A PAIR OF 6-INCH STILETTOSCopy !req
137. AND A TIGHT-FITTING
COCKTAIL DRESS.Copy !req
138. - I CAN TOTALLY RELATE
TO THE BOXER'S STORY,Copy !req
139. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, LET'S SAY
YOU'RE, LIKE,Copy !req
140. YOU KNOW, A REALLY MACHO GUY.Copy !req
141. JUST TO BE ABLE TO, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, JUST SOFTEN YOURSELFCopy !req
142. AND, YOU KNOW, TAKE ON
THIS COMPLETELY OTHER IDENTITY—Copy !req
143. IT'S, LIKE, KINDA LIKE
BREAKING THE RULES, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
144. IT'S A GOOD BETCopy !req
145. THAT A RAPIST WHO HANGS OUT
BY A BOXING GYMCopy !req
146. DOESN'T GET A LOT OF ACTION.Copy !req
147. SO IMAGINE HIS SURPRISE
WHEN A HOT BABE STEPPED OUT,Copy !req
148. LOOKING MIGHTY FINE.Copy !req
149. - OKAY, LADY,
YOU CAN MAKE THIS HARD,Copy !req
150. OR YOU CAN MAKE IT EASY.Copy !req
151. - GUESS WHAT?Copy !req
152. I AIN'T NO LADY!Copy !req
153. - AT THAT POINT OF IMPACT,
THEY CALL IT A COUP.Copy !req
154. AND THAT'S WHERE THE BRAIN
HITS THE SKULL.Copy !req
155. BUT THEN IT REFLEXIVELY
GOES BACKWARDS,Copy !req
156. AND IN THE BACK,
THE OPPOSITE 180Copy !req
157. OF WHERE THE COUP INJURY,
IS A CONTRECOUP.Copy !req
158. SO YOU CAN GET
TWO DIFFERENT INJURIES.Copy !req
159. THE RAPIST MIGHT NOT HAVECopy !req
160. RECOGNIZED BOBBY
AS A CROSS-DRESSING BOXER.Copy !req
161. BUT HE DID SEE HIS RIGHT CROSS.Copy !req
162. - I AIN'T NO LADY!Copy !req
163. IN FACT,
IT WAS THE LAST THING HE SAW.Copy !req
164. LIGHTS OUT... LOSER.Copy !req
165. JASPER CAME FROM
A LONG LINE OF MOONSHINERS.Copy !req
166. BUT BEFORE HE HIT
ON THE FAMOUS BLEND IN 1911,Copy !req
167. HE HAD A LOT OF WORK TO DO.Copy !req
168. - MM!
I HATE IT.Copy !req
169. WOULDN'T GIVE IT
TO MY DOG!Copy !req
170. BREWING BOURBON
IS A SOUTHERN TRADITION.Copy !req
171. - BATCH NUMBER SIX?Copy !req
172. MORE CHARCOAL!Copy !req
173. RECIPES ARE HANDED
DOWN FROM ONE GENERATIONCopy !req
174. TO THE NEXT.Copy !req
175. - THE FAMILY RECIPE
IS PROBABLY A COMBINATIONCopy !req
176. OF DIFFERENT TYPES OF GRAINS.Copy !req
177. IT COULD BE CORN,
MALTED BARLEY,Copy !req
178. RYE, WINTER WHEAT,Copy !req
179. PLUS THE YEAST
AND THE WATER SOURCE.Copy !req
180. ALL THOSE COME TOGETHER
TO MAKE GREAT WHISKEY MAKING.Copy !req
181. THE ONLY WAY
TO ACHIEVE THE PERFECT MIXCopy !req
182. WAS TO TASTE IT...Copy !req
183. OVER AND OVER AGAIN.Copy !req
184. ONE DAY,
AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORKCopy !req
185. OF HARD DRINKING,
JASPER FINALLY NAILED IT.Copy !req
186. - BATCH NUMBER SEVEN...Copy !req
187. THAT'S THE ONE.Copy !req
188. HERE'S TO YOU, STONEWALL!Copy !req
189. JASPER KEPT A SAFE
IN HIS OFFICE,Copy !req
190. WHERE HE STORED
THE SECRET FORMULA.Copy !req
191. AND ONLY HE KNEW
THE COMBINATION.Copy !req
192. BUT YEARS OF TESTING
HIS OWN PRODUCTCopy !req
193. HAD ADDLED HIS MEMORY.Copy !req
194. FRUSTRATED,
THE DRUNK SPIRIT MAKERCopy !req
195. GAVE IT THE BOOT.Copy !req
196. - OH!
OH, OH, OH!Copy !req
197. THE SAFE STAYED CLOSED,Copy !req
198. BUT HE DID OPEN A LARGE GASH
ON HIS BIG TOE.Copy !req
199. - AN INFECTION STARTING
IN THE FEET IS QUITE COMMON.Copy !req
200. IF A MAN WERE TO KICK A SAFECopy !req
201. AND JUST HAVE AN INFECTION
SPREADING FROM A CUT ON HIS TOE,Copy !req
202. THAT INFECTION WILL SPREAD
UP THE LEG FROM THE TOESCopy !req
203. AND CAN CAUSE INFECTIONS
OF THE BLOODSTREAM.Copy !req
204. JASPER DIDN'T KNOW IT,Copy !req
205. BUT HE HAD KICK-STARTED
HIS DEATH CLOCK,Copy !req
206. AND HE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME.Copy !req
207. - THAT DON'T LOOK GOOD.Copy !req
208. - IT DON'T FEEL GOOD NEITHER.Copy !req
209. - IT DON'T SMELL RIGHT.Copy !req
210. HIS BODY HAD BECOME SEPTIC.Copy !req
211. INFECTION WAS RUNNING RAMPANT
THROUGHOUT HIS BLOODSTREAM.Copy !req
212. - BACTERIA GROWING IN YOUR BLOOD
RELEASE TOXINSCopy !req
213. FROM THEIR CELL WALLS,
AND THAT CAN CAUSE INFLAMMATION,Copy !req
214. ELECTROLYTE ABNORMALITIES,
DEHYDRATION,Copy !req
215. AND EVENTUALLY DEATH
FROM SEPSISCopy !req
216. OR DEATH FROM
OVERWHELMING INFECTION.Copy !req
217. - JEDEDIAH...Copy !req
218. ONE LAST DRINK.Copy !req
219. - HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
220. BATCH NUMBER SEVEN...Copy !req
221. SURE WAS THE ONE.Copy !req
222. JASPER DIED THE WAY HE LIVED—Copy !req
223. SIPPIN' ON THE GOOD STUFF.Copy !req
224. COMING UP, A HOT DATE
GETS A LITTLE TOO SPICY...Copy !req
225. - SMELL IT.Copy !req
226. AND ONE OF THE CHOSENCopy !req
227. NEEDS A HOSIN'.Copy !req
228. SUZETTE
WAS COOKING UP A PLAN—Copy !req
229. MAKE A GOOD DINNER
TO BAG A NEW BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
230. AND THIS CHEF
HAD ALL THE RIGHT INGREDIENTS.Copy !req
231. - NOT ONLY IS THIS GONNA BE
THE BEST MEAL OF YOUR LIFE,Copy !req
232. IT'S GOING TO BE
THE BEST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
233. SUZETTE WAS ALWAYS
THE HOTTEST DISH IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
234. AS FOR HER COOKING,
SHE WAS GUILTY OF OVER-SPICING.Copy !req
235. - IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SPICES.
YOU HAVE TO SMELL THIS ONE.Copy !req
236. JUST SMELL IT.Copy !req
237. THESE ARE ALL IMPORTED
FROM INDIA.Copy !req
238. - WHAT MAKES FOOD SPICY
ARE CAPSINOIDS.Copy !req
239. - THAT AROMA!
I KNOW!Copy !req
240. - THIS PARTICULAR MOLECULE
STIMULATESCopy !req
241. THE NEURAL RECEPTORS
IN YOUR BODY,Copy !req
242. AND THAT WILL ACTUALLY RESULT
IN AN INFLAMMATORY RESPONSE.Copy !req
243. SUZETTE'S
NEW SUITOR HAD ASTHMA.Copy !req
244. BRETT THOUGHT
IT MADE HIM SEEM WEAK,Copy !req
245. SO HE KEPT IT A SECRET.Copy !req
246. A FEW HIDDEN HITS
FROM HIS INHALERCopy !req
247. SET HIM STRAIGHT.Copy !req
248. - MM.
CAN WE SKIP DINNER?Copy !req
249. - NO!
I TOLD YOU.Copy !req
250. YOU HAVE TO GO SIT DOWN.Copy !req
251. BRETT WOULD BE
FORCED TO SAMPLE HER COOKINGCopy !req
252. BEFORE SHE LET HIM LOOSE
ON HER FULL-COURSE BODY.Copy !req
253. - SMELL THIS ONE.
SM—OH!Copy !req
254. BUT THIS WAS TURNING
INTO BRETT'S LAST SUPPER.Copy !req
255. - YEAH, YOU OKAY?
- I'M GOOD.Copy !req
256. - WHEN YOU INHALE SPICES,
AS OPPOSED TO EATING IT,Copy !req
257. IT GOES DIRECTLY TO YOUR ALVEOLI
WITHIN YOUR LUNGSCopy !req
258. AND GOES DIRECTLY INTO
YOUR BLOODSTREAM VERY RAPIDLY.Copy !req
259. - OKAY, I WANT YOU TO SMELL IT.
NO, GET DOWN AND SMELL IT!Copy !req
260. OH, MY GOD, IT'S INCREDIBLE!Copy !req
261. THE OVER-SPICED CHICKENCopy !req
262. TRIGGERED THE MOTHER
OF ALL ASTHMA ATTACKS.Copy !req
263. AND, TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE,Copy !req
264. BRETT'S INHALER RAN OUT.Copy !req
265. - WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
266. - WHEN YOU INHALE THE THING
THAT YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO,Copy !req
267. CHEMICALS GET RELEASED,
LIKE HISTAMINES,Copy !req
268. AND THAT CAUSES
MUCUS PRODUCTION.Copy !req
269. IF YOU HAVE TOO MUCH
HISTAMINE RELEASE,Copy !req
270. YOU CAN THEN HAVE
OVERWHELMING RESPONSECopy !req
271. THAT COULD BE
POTENTIALLY FATAL,Copy !req
272. BECAUSE IT COULD MAKE YOU
STOP BREATHING.Copy !req
273. - OH, MY GOSH,
STOP DOING THAT!Copy !req
274. SUZETTE TRIED
TO LURE HER NEW MANCopy !req
275. WITH HER CULINARY SKILLS
WITH DISASTROUS RESULTS.Copy !req
276. - OH, MY GOD, HE'S DEAD.Copy !req
277. INSTEAD OF EATING IN,
BRETT BECAME TAKE-OUT.Copy !req
278. SHELDON WAS AN ORTHODOX JEW
WITH AN UNORTHODOX PROBLEM.Copy !req
279. HE HAD MOVED
FROM BROOKLYN TO HAWAIICopy !req
280. TO OPEN UP
A NEW JEWELRY STORE.Copy !req
281. AND NOW HE WAS IN LOVE
WITH A BEAUTIFUL HULA DANCER.Copy !req
282. HER NAME WAS LAILANI,
AND SHELDON WAS CAPTIVATEDCopy !req
283. BY THIS GOLDEN-SKINNED MORSEL
OF FORBIDDEN FRUIT.Copy !req
284. - THE FRUIT
IS MORE FORBIDDEN,Copy !req
285. BECAUSE AN ORTHODOX JEW
LIVES IN A RELIGIONCopy !req
286. THAT HAS VERY STRICT RULES
ABOUT CUSTOM,Copy !req
287. ABOUT DRESS,
ABOUT WOMEN IN GENERAL.Copy !req
288. SHELDON MADE A NUMBER
OF ATTEMPTS TO WOO HIS NATIVE.Copy !req
289. FIRST, HE LEFT BOWLS
OF KREPLACH ON HER DOORSTEPCopy !req
290. MADE OUT OF POI.Copy !req
291. HE WOULD STAND
OUTSIDE HER HOUSECopy !req
292. SINGING JEWISH FOLK SONGS
ON A UKULELE.Copy !req
293. - GO AWAY, PLEASE!Copy !req
294. LEAVE ME ALONE!Copy !req
295. - HE'S OVERCOME WITH
SEXUAL ATTRACTION, PROBABLY.Copy !req
296. AND WHEN PEOPLE
BECOME INFATUATED,Copy !req
297. IT CAUSES PEOPLE TO DO THINGSCopy !req
298. THAT THEY MIGHT NOT OTHERWISE DO
EVER IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE.Copy !req
299. HE EVEN WENT
SO FAR AS TO TRY SURFINGCopy !req
300. TO GAIN HIS LOVE'S ATTENTION.Copy !req
301. BUT AS ALWAYS,
IT WAS A WIPEOUT.Copy !req
302. ONE EVENING, SHELDON
WAS SO OVERCOME WITH DESIRE,Copy !req
303. HE CRASHED A LUAU
WHERE LAILANI WAS PERFORMINGCopy !req
304. WITH HER DANCE TROUPE.Copy !req
305. WHOO!Copy !req
306. - PSST! LAILANI!Copy !req
307. LAILANI!
- OH, GOD.Copy !req
308. - OVER HERE!
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
309. YOU NEED TO LEAVE, NOW!Copy !req
310. - I WANT TO MAKE YOU MY WIFE.
- WHAT?Copy !req
311. - BUT YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO CONVERT.Copy !req
312. LAILANI WAS MORTIFIED.Copy !req
313. - I'M SORRY, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
314. SHE WANTED NOTHING TO DOCopy !req
315. WITH HER DARK-SUITED SUITOR.Copy !req
316. - YOU'RE A FREAK!Copy !req
317. - HERE, HAVE A MAI TAI.Copy !req
318. REJECTED,Copy !req
319. SHELDON STARTED
HITTING THE SAUCE.Copy !req
320. - ALOHA!
ALOHA!Copy !req
321. HE'D NEVER BEEN DRUNK BEFORE,Copy !req
322. BUT AFTER FIVE MAI TAIS,Copy !req
323. SHELDON WAS FEELING NO PAIN.Copy !req
324. IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT,
THE VERY DRUNK SHELDONCopy !req
325. THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEACopy !req
326. TO JOIN
IN THE TRADITIONAL TORCH DANCE.Copy !req
327. HIS PASSION
WAS ABOUT TO IGNITE.Copy !req
328. SHELDON SPUN
LIKE A RED-HOT DREIDEL.Copy !req
329. THE TOURISTS
WATCHED IN AMAZEMENT,Copy !req
330. THINKING IT WAS PART
OF THE SHOW.Copy !req
331. - WHEN INDIVIDUALS
GET BURNEDCopy !req
332. TO A SIGNIFICANT PART
OF THEIR BODY,Copy !req
333. THEY'VE LOST ALL
THERMOREGULATORY PROTECTIONCopy !req
334. FROM THE SKIN.Copy !req
335. THIS PUTS THEM
IN A HYPERMETABOLIC STATECopy !req
336. WITH INCREASED HEART RATE,
INCREASED RESPIRATORY RATE,Copy !req
337. INCREASED TEMPERATURE.Copy !req
338. THEY LOSE A LOT OF PROTEINS
AND FLUIDS,Copy !req
339. WHICH THEN WOULD
EVENTUALLY LEAD TO DEATH.Copy !req
340. SHELDON WANTED THE ONE THINGCopy !req
341. HE COULDN'T HAVE.Copy !req
342. - LEAVE ME ALONE!
- LAILANI!Copy !req
343. BUT HIS DREAMS,
ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE,Copy !req
344. WENT UP IN FLAMES.Copy !req
345. AFTER THE BREAK,Copy !req
346. WHEN THIS GUY
GETS BEHIND THE WHEEL,Copy !req
347. GET OUT OF THE WAY.Copy !req
348. AN OLD RETIREE
AND A LOW-LIFE THUG.Copy !req
349. WHAT DO THEY HAVE IN COMMON?Copy !req
350. NOT A THING...Copy !req
351. UNTIL THEY HAPPEN
TO CROSS PATHSCopy !req
352. AT THE INTERSECTION
OF FATE AND DEATH.Copy !req
353. SHUGGY WAS A LIFELONG BAD GUY.Copy !req
354. IN AND OUT
OF GANGS AND PRISONS,Copy !req
355. HE NEVER MADE AN HONEST BUCK
HIS ENTIRE LIFE.Copy !req
356. ARTHUR WAS
WAS AN 85-YEAR-OLD PENSIONERCopy !req
357. LIVING OUT
HIS AUTUMN YEARS ALONE.Copy !req
358. HE WAS AT PEACE WITH HIMSELF
AND THE LIFE THAT HE HAD LIVED.Copy !req
359. SHUGGY WAS CASING OUT
HIS NEXT HOLDUP—Copy !req
360. A GAS STATION
CONVENIENCE STORE.Copy !req
361. HE PULLED UP HIS HOODIE
AND MADE HIS MOVE.Copy !req
362. JUST UP THE HILL,
ARTHUR WAS ABOUT TO OBSERVECopy !req
363. HIS DAILY RITUAL.Copy !req
364. UNABLE TO DRIVE
DUE TO FAILING EYESIGHT,Copy !req
365. HE WOULD GET BEHIND THE WHEEL
OF HIS OLD CLASSIC,Copy !req
366. START IT UP, SIT BACK,Copy !req
367. AND TRAVEL THROUGH
A LIFETIME OF MEMORIES.Copy !req
368. BACK AT THE STORE,
SHUGGY WAS ON THE PROWLCopy !req
369. WHILE...Copy !req
370. ARTHUR DRIFTS OFF.Copy !req
371. BUT THIS TIME,
HE GOES ALL THE WAYCopy !req
372. AND CROSSES THE THRESHOLD
FROM LIFE TO DEATH.Copy !req
373. SHUGGY POUNCES ON THE CLERKCopy !req
374. AND KNOCKS HIM SENSELESS.Copy !req
375. THE WORN-OUT
EMERGENCY BRAKE SLIPS,Copy !req
376. AND THE OLD MAN'S CAR
STARTS ROLLING DOWN THE HILL.Copy !req
377. SHUGGY MAKES A CLEAN GETAWAY...Copy !req
378. WHILE THE CAR GATHERS STEAM
WITH A DEAD MAN DRIVING.Copy !req
379. FINALLY...
BAD GUY MEETS DEAD GUY.Copy !req
380. - OH!Copy !req
381. - THERE'S A STUDY THAT SHOWS
THAT THERE'S ABOUT, UH...Copy !req
382. 100,000 ACCIDENTS PER YEARCopy !req
383. THAT HAPPEN BECAUSE
PEOPLE LOSE CONSCIOUSNESSCopy !req
384. FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER.Copy !req
385. AND THOSE ARE FATAL ACCIDENTS.Copy !req
386. 3,500 POUNDS
OF AMERICAN IRONCopy !req
387. DID A NUMBER ON MR. SHUGGY.Copy !req
388. - YOU GET ON THE THIGH
OR THE FEMUR, LET'S SAY,Copy !req
389. WHICH IS ONE OF
THE STRONGEST BONES IN THE BODY,Copy !req
390. THE BODY HAS NOT MUCH WAY
TO GIVE.Copy !req
391. NOW, WHEN YOU HIT THE GROUND,
YOU COULD ALSO BOUNCE BACK UPCopy !req
392. AND HIT BACK DOWN AGAIN,
GETTING MASSIVE INJURIES.Copy !req
393. YOU COULD RUPTURE SOME OF
THE IMPORTANT BLOOD VESSELS.Copy !req
394. YOU CAN START
GETTING BLOOD DRAININGCopy !req
395. INTO AREAS WHICH IT
HAS NO BUSINESS TO BE IN,Copy !req
396. AND YOU CAN BLEED TO DEATH.Copy !req
397. ARTHUR NEVER MET SHUGGYCopy !req
398. WHILE HE WAS ALIVE...
- OH!Copy !req
399. SHUGGY WISHES
THEY NEVER MET AT ALL.Copy !req
400. - IT'S ORIGINAL.Copy !req