1. male announcer:
HERE WE GO AGAIN—Copy !req
2. PUTTING A HAPPY FACE
ON DEATH.Copy !req
3. WHAT'S FUNNIER
THAN A MIDGET GETTING WRECKEDCopy !req
4. OR A CREEP
BLOWING HIS TOP?Copy !req
5. HOW ABOUT A WOMAN
WITH A CASE OF BAD DEATH?Copy !req
6. OR A SURVIVALIST
WHO DOESN'T SURVIVE?Copy !req
7. THEN THERE'S THE GUY
WITH THE KILLER COCK.Copy !req
8. AND THE STONERS
WHO LICK FROG BUTT.Copy !req
9. AND FINALLY A WOMAN BITES IT
IN THE GARDEN OF EATIN'.Copy !req
10. THEY'RE ALL GOING DOWN
ON THE NEXT EPISODECopy !req
11. OF 1000 WAYS TO DIE.Copy !req
12. DEATH IS EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
13. MOST OF US TRY TO AVOID IT.Copy !req
14. OTHERS CAN'T GET
OUT OF ITS WAY.Copy !req
15. EVERY DAY WE FIGHT A NEW WAR
AGAINST GERMS...Copy !req
16. TOXINS...Copy !req
17. INJURY...Copy !req
18. ILLNESS, AND CATASTROPHE.Copy !req
19. THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS
TO WIND UP DEAD.Copy !req
20. THE FACT THAT WE SURVIVE AT ALL
IS A MIRACLE...Copy !req
21. BECAUSE EVERY DAY WE LIVE...Copy !req
22. WE FACE 1000 WAYS TO DIE.Copy !req
23. WHY IS THIS MAN RUNNING
WITH A BAG OF GROCERIES?Copy !req
24. LATE FOR WORK?Copy !req
25. HUNGRY?
RUSHING HOME TO FEED GRANDMA?Copy !req
26. THIS LOSER STOLE THEMCopy !req
27. FROM A BLIND, PREGNANT WOMAN.Copy !req
28. NICE, HUH?Copy !req
29. YOU'D LIKE TO THINK
A CREEP LIKE THISCopy !req
30. WOULD GET WHAT HE DESERVES.Copy !req
31. SIT BACK AND WATCH.Copy !req
32. THE CREEP FOUND HIMSELF
HIDING IN A CAR WASH.Copy !req
33. THE OWNER, NOT REALIZING
THERE WAS A CREEP IN THE WORKS,Copy !req
34. RAN THE DAILY MAINTENANCE CHECK.Copy !req
35. SUDDENLY, HE FOUND HIMSELF
ATTACKED BY AN ARMY OF NOZZLESCopy !req
36. AND BRUSHES.Copy !req
37. HE BECAME DISORIENTED,Copy !req
38. UNABLE TO FIND
HIS WAY OUT.Copy !req
39. THEN HE SLIPPEDCopy !req
40. AND IMPALED HIS SKULLCopy !req
41. ON A HIGH-PRESSURE NOZZLE.Copy !req
42. WATER BEGAN TO FILL
HIS CRANIUMCopy !req
43. UNTIL...Copy !req
44. WHEN THE LOSER LOST
HIS FOOTING,Copy !req
45. HE TAPPED HIMSELF
INTO A SPRAY NOZZLECopy !req
46. PACKING 1,000 POUNDS
OF PRESSURE.Copy !req
47. WATER FORCED HIS BRAIN
TO THE TOP OF HIS SKULLCopy !req
48. UNTIL HIS HEAD POPPEDCopy !req
49. LIKE A CHAMPAGNE CORK.Copy !req
50. - ONCE THIS INSTRUMENT
WAS IN THE BRAINCopy !req
51. IN THE SKULL AND THE WATER
STARTED SQUIRTING OUT,Copy !req
52. THE BRAIN HAS NO PLACE,
NO TIME TO ADAPT.Copy !req
53. AND AS A RESULT,
DEATH CAN BE SUDDEN AND EXTREME.Copy !req
54. BECAUSE
OF THE SHEER VOLUME EFFECT.Copy !req
55. IT'S NICE TO SEE
BAD GUYS GETCopy !req
56. WHAT THEY DESERVE.Copy !req
57. THE CREEP DIDN'T GET CAUGHT.Copy !req
58. HE GOT HOSED.Copy !req
59. THE DOOR OPENS
ON AN ILLEGAL COCK FIGHT,Copy !req
60. AND WE ENTER A WORLD
FILLED WITH BRUTALITY,Copy !req
61. CRUELTY,
AND VIOLENCE.Copy !req
62. AND THAT'S JUST THE HUMAN SIDE
OF IT.Copy !req
63. - KEEP ATTACKING.Copy !req
64. FERNANDO HAD A WIFE
AND FOUR HUNGRY CHILDRENCopy !req
65. TO CARE FOR.Copy !req
66. HE WAS HOPING
HIS PRIZE ROOSTER CORAZONCopy !req
67. WOULD HELP HIM PUT SOME FOOD
ON THE TABLE.Copy !req
68. IT WAS FERNANDO'S BAD LUCK
THAT HIS OPPONENTCopy !req
69. WAS A MAN KNOWN
AS "MALDITO."Copy !req
70. THE WICKED ONE.Copy !req
71. - YOU'D THINK THAT A CHICKEN
WOULD BE CHICKEN,Copy !req
72. BUT THEY'RE NOT.Copy !req
73. THEY'RE PURELY TERRITORIALCopy !req
74. AND PURE AGGRESSION.Copy !req
75. THEY DO NOT WANT
ANOTHER ROOSTER IN THAT AREA.Copy !req
76. THEY JUST NEVER BACK DOWN
TILL ONE IS DEAD.Copy !req
77. THE FIGHT WAS ON.Copy !req
78. MALDITO'S BIRD
EL CALIENTECopy !req
79. WAS A SEASONED KILLER.Copy !req
80. IT WAS OBVIOUS CORAZON
WAS OUTMATCHED.Copy !req
81. SOON ENOUGH, IN A BLUR
OF CLAWS AND FEATHERS...Copy !req
82. CORAZON WAS DEAD.Copy !req
83. AND FERNANDO WAS DEVASTATED.Copy !req
84. WHILE THE CROWD ERUPTED
AROUND HIM,Copy !req
85. FERNANDO GREW SUSPICIOUS.Copy !req
86. SOMETHING DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT.Copy !req
87. THEN HE SAW IT.Copy !req
88. TINY RAZORS HIDDEN ON THE BACK
OF EL CALIENTE'S TALONS.Copy !req
89. MALDITO HAD CHEATED.Copy !req
90. FERNANDO SPREAD THE WORD.Copy !req
91. SOON ENOUGH THE CROWD TURNED
INTO AN ANGRY MOBCopy !req
92. LOOKING FOR BLOOD.Copy !req
93. MALDITO'S BLOOD.Copy !req
94. THERE WAS NO ESCAPE.Copy !req
95. MALDITO WAS A TRAPPED ANIMAL
FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE.Copy !req
96. HE STUMBLED AND FELL,
AND THE MOB WAS ON HIM.Copy !req
97. BUT EL CALIENTE
BEAT THEM TO IT.Copy !req
98. THE VICIOUS COCK
TURNED ON ITS OWNER,Copy !req
99. SLASHING MALDITO'S THROAT
WITH THE HIDDEN RAZORS.Copy !req
100. - THE JUGULAR VEIN DOESN'T HAVE
ANY PROTECTION FROM ANY BONESCopy !req
101. AND NO REALLY THICK TISSUES.Copy !req
102. IT'S OUT IN THE OPEN.Copy !req
103. ONCE THAT VESSEL IS CUT,Copy !req
104. THE BLEEDING IS PROFUSECopy !req
105. BECAUSE THAT
IS THE PRIMARY DRAINING VEINCopy !req
106. FOR THE BLOOD
IN THE HEAD.Copy !req
107. ABUSING ANIMALS FOR
ENTERTAINMENT HAS BEEN AROUNDCopy !req
108. A LONG TIME.Copy !req
109. WITH GUYS LIKE MALDITO
OUT OF THE PICTURE,Copy !req
110. MAYBE IT WON'T BE
MUCH LONGER.Copy !req
111. COMING UP,
KINKY TURNS STINKYCopy !req
112. FOR A HORNY HOUSEWIFE.Copy !req
113. AND A LITTLE PERSON
GETS A BIG HEADACHE.Copy !req
114. - HI, HONEY.Copy !req
115. HOW'S WORK?Copy !req
116. CYNTHIA AND KENNY
HAVE A VERY MODERN RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
117. YOU'RE HORNY.Copy !req
118. WHILE KENNY'S AT WORK,Copy !req
119. THEY STAY CONNECTED
THROUGH ONLINE VIDEO CHAT.Copy !req
120. TO KEEP THINGS FRESH,Copy !req
121. CYNTHIA MAKES UP
NAUGHTY ROLE-PLAYING SCENARIOS.Copy !req
122. TODAY, SHE HAS SOMETHING
VERY KINKY IN MIND.Copy !req
123. - SEX IS VERY IMPORTANT
TO A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
124. AND FOR SOME PEOPLE,
IT CAN GET A LITTLE BIT BORINGCopy !req
125. OR ROUTINE,
SO A SEX GAME CAN BECopy !req
126. A GREAT WAY TO KIND OF SPARK
THINGS UP AND MAKE IT FUN AGAIN.Copy !req
127. CYNTHIA GAGS HERSELF,Copy !req
128. TIES HERSELF UP
IN A CHAIR,Copy !req
129. AND HANDCUFFS HERSELF IN.Copy !req
130. AT WORK,
KENNY TAKES IT ALL IN,Copy !req
131. GETTING HORNY
AS A THREE-BALLED CAT.Copy !req
132. BUT BEFORE
HE CAN DITCH WORK EARLY...Copy !req
133. AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR
LETS HIMSELF IN.Copy !req
134. - WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?Copy !req
135. KENNY WATCHES IN HORRORCopy !req
136. AS THE MASKED BURGLAR
ROBS THEM BLIND.Copy !req
137. - OH, THAT'S NICE.Copy !req
138. THE LAST THING
TO GO—CYNTHIA'S LAPTOP.Copy !req
139. BEFORE HE LEAVES, HE LEAVES
CYNTHIA GASPING FOR AIR.Copy !req
140. - YOU MADE MY JOB
A WHOLE LOT EASIER.Copy !req
141. MR. BURGLAR HAPPENS
TO HAVE A CASE OF HALITOSISCopy !req
142. THAT COULD PEEL PAINT.Copy !req
143. HIS BREATH SMELLSCopy !req
144. LIKE SOMETHING THAT COMES OUTCopy !req
145. OF THE WRONG END
OF A LARGE FARM ANIMAL.Copy !req
146. - THANKS...Copy !req
147. HONEY.Copy !req
148. - THE SMELL CAN TOTALLY CAUSE
A PHYSICAL REACTION,Copy !req
149. CAUSE YOU TO VOMIT OR BE SICK
TO YOUR STOMACH.Copy !req
150. IT WAS
AS IF CYNTHIA HAD STUCK HER HEADCopy !req
151. DOWN THE POOP CHUTE
OF A FULL PORT-A-POTTY.Copy !req
152. SHE BLEW CHUNKS, BUT THE CHUNKS
HAD NOWHERE TO GO.Copy !req
153. - WHEN YOU VOMIT,Copy !req
154. YOUR BODY IS DETECTING SOMETHINGCopy !req
155. THAT IT DOESN'T WANT
TO BE THERE.Copy !req
156. A SIGNAL GETS SENT
FROM YOUR BRAINCopy !req
157. TO YOUR STOMACH
VIA YOUR VAGUS NERVE,Copy !req
158. AND IT SAYS, "PLEASE EMPTY OUT
THE CONTENTS OF MY STOMACH."Copy !req
159. - FOOD OR BILE
OR STOMACH ACIDCopy !req
160. SHOULD NEVER GO
INTO THE LUNGSCopy !req
161. BECAUSE IT WILL IMPEDE
OUR BODY'S ABILITYCopy !req
162. TO TAKE IN OXYGEN.Copy !req
163. AND SO WE ESSENTIALLY DROWN
IN OUR OWN VOMITCopy !req
164. OR OUR OWN SECRETIONS.Copy !req
165. FOR CYNTHIA,
A DAY THAT STARTEDCopy !req
166. WITH KINKY FUN...Copy !req
167. JUST BECAME TOO HARD
TO SWALLOW.Copy !req
168. SOME SAY
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER.Copy !req
169. IN THE WORLD
OF MIDGET WRESTLING,Copy !req
170. SPUD AND NIK WERE LIVING PROOF.Copy !req
171. DESPITE
THEIR PINT-SIZED PROPORTIONS,Copy !req
172. THEY WERE GIANTS.Copy !req
173. THEIR UNDERGROUND FIGHTS ALWAYS
DREW A BLOODTHIRSTY CROWD.Copy !req
174. THESE LITTLE LUCHADORES
WERE ROCK STARS.Copy !req
175. THEY FOUGHT HARD,
AND THEY PLAYED HARDER.Copy !req
176. - I DON'T THINK
ONE DRINK IS THE SAMECopy !req
177. FOR LITTLE PEOPLE AS IT IS
FOR AVERAGE-HEIGHT PEOPLE.Copy !req
178. WE HAVE SMALLER BODIES,Copy !req
179. AND THE ALCOHOL IS INTENSIFIED.Copy !req
180. I DON'T KNOW—
MAYBE THAT MAKESCopy !req
181. FOR BETTER ENTERTAINMENT,
YOU KNOW?Copy !req
182. THIS NIGHT,
IT WAS BUSINESS AS USUAL.Copy !req
183. A COUPLE OF FULL-SIZED HOTTIES,Copy !req
184. A BOTTLE OF BOOZE,Copy !req
185. AND A CHEAP HOTEL ROOM.Copy !req
186. I'VE NEVER DONE ITCopy !req
187. WITH A LITTLE GUY BEFORE.Copy !req
188. - HEY, WE'RE NOT THAT LITTLE.Copy !req
189. - I DEFINITELY THINKCopy !req
190. THAT LITTLE PEOPLE DO WANT
TO COMPENSATE,Copy !req
191. AND THAT MIGHT DRIVE THEM
TO DO THINGSCopy !req
192. THAT MIGHT BE OUTLANDISH.Copy !req
193. SPUD AND NIK
MIGHT HAVE BEEN LITTLE PEOPLE,Copy !req
194. BUT THEY WERE
BIG-TIME HEADBANGERS.Copy !req
195. - ONE, TWO, THREE.Copy !req
196. - THESE GUYS ARE FRICKIN' CRAZY.
- YEAH.Copy !req
197. - THE BRAIN
HAS A REMARKABLE CAPACITYCopy !req
198. TO SUSTAIN SOME INJURIES,Copy !req
199. SOME BLOWS TO THE HEAD.Copy !req
200. THERE IS SOME CUSHIONING,Copy !req
201. SOME PADDING AROUND THE BRAIN,
WHICH HELPS US.Copy !req
202. HOWEVER, THERE'S A LIMIT
TO WHAT THE BRAIN CAN TAKE.Copy !req
203. NO HOTEL ROOM
GOT OUT ALIVECopy !req
204. WHEN THESE TWO WERE IN TOWN.Copy !req
205. - READY FOR THE GRAND FINALE?Copy !req
206. - YEAH!Copy !req
207. THE DRUNKEN HALF-PINTS DECIDEDCopy !req
208. TO HIT THE WALL AGAIN.Copy !req
209. - THREE, TWO, ONE.
- GO! GO! GO!Copy !req
210. GO!Copy !req
211. NIK BUSTED THROUGH.Copy !req
212. BUT, SPUD, NOT SO LUCKY.Copy !req
213. HIS BIG HEAD HIT
A PART OF THE WALLCopy !req
214. SUPPORTED BY A 2X4 STUD.Copy !req
215. - WAKE UP!Copy !req
216. WAKE UP.
WAKE UP.Copy !req
217. - YOU CAN GET
WHAT WE CALL SUBDURAL,Copy !req
218. WHERE ALL THESE BRIDGING VEINS
ARE GOING LIKE THAT,Copy !req
219. AND THOSE VEINS BREAK.Copy !req
220. YOU CAN ALSO HAVE DAMAGE
TO BLOOD VESSELSCopy !req
221. WHERE YOU CAN BLEED,
AND THE BLEED CAN TAKE UP SPACE,Copy !req
222. WHICH CAN EVENTUALLY LEAD
TO HERNIATION AND DEATH.Copy !req
223. SPUD WAS A BIG MAN
IN A SMALL WORLD.Copy !req
224. BUT IN HIS FACE-OFF
WITH A STUD,Copy !req
225. HE CAME UP SHORT.Copy !req
226. UP NEXT,
A SLEEPWALKER DOESN'T WAKE UP...Copy !req
227. AND MR. FROGGY WENT A-COURTING
AND TOOK A LICKING.Copy !req
228. THERE ARE TWO THINGS
YOU NEED TO KNOWCopy !req
229. ABOUT WARREN.Copy !req
230. HE WAS PARANOID
TO THE POINT OF PARALYSIS.Copy !req
231. HE SAW CONSPIRACIES
EVERYWHERE HE LOOKED.Copy !req
232. HE WAS AN INSOMNIAC.Copy !req
233. HE WOULD LIKE AWAKE
ALL NIGHT LONGCopy !req
234. WAITING FOR "THEM" TO COME
AND WHISK HIM AWAY.Copy !req
235. TO PROTECT HIMSELF,
WARREN PLACED DEADLY BOOBY TRAPSCopy !req
236. THROUGHOUT HIS PLACE.Copy !req
237. ANYONE WHO VIOLATED
HIS SPACECopy !req
238. WOULD REGRET IT.Copy !req
239. - IN AN EXTREME CASE,
INDIVIDUALS SUFFERINGCopy !req
240. FROM PARANOIA,
ALWAYS IMAGINE PEOPLECopy !req
241. ARE TALKING TO THEM,Copy !req
242. TALKING ABOUT THEM,Copy !req
243. FOLLOWING THEM, PLOTTING
AGAINST THEM, ET CETERA.Copy !req
244. TO COMBAT
HIS INSOMNIA,Copy !req
245. WARREN GOT A NEW PRESCRIPTION
FOR SLEEPING PILLS.Copy !req
246. MAYBE TONIGHT HE WOULD FINALLY
GET SOME NEEDED REST.Copy !req
247. BUT HIS SLEEPING PILLS CAMECopy !req
248. WITH A DANGEROUS SIDE EFFECT—Copy !req
249. SLEEPWALKING.Copy !req
250. - IT'S A RARE OCCURRENCE,Copy !req
251. BUT PEOPLE HAVE REPORTEDCopy !req
252. SLEEPWALKING,
SLEEP EATING,Copy !req
253. SLEEP DRIVING EVEN,
AND SLEEP SEX.Copy !req
254. EVEN THOUGH WARREN'S CONSCIOUS
BRAIN WAS STILL ASLEEP,Copy !req
255. HIS BODY WANTED A SNACK.Copy !req
256. HE POPPED ON
HIS NIGHT VISION GOGGLESCopy !req
257. AND MADE HIS WAY TO THE FRIDGECopy !req
258. WHILE STILL COMPLETELY ASLEEP.Copy !req
259. PAST THE BEAR TRAP...Copy !req
260. UNDER THE FLAME THROWER...Copy !req
261. TO THE FRIDGE...Copy !req
262. WHERE HE AVOIDED
THE POISON DARTSCopy !req
263. AND FINALLY SAT DOWN
TO ENJOY HIS LEFTOVER CHICKENCopy !req
264. WHEN...Copy !req
265. THE LASER-OPERATED SHOTGUN
BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT.Copy !req
266. - IF YOU HAVE A SHOTGUN BLAST,Copy !req
267. IT'S GONNA DO EXTENSIVE DAMAGECopy !req
268. TO THE TISSUE,
SOME OF THE BONE.Copy !req
269. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE PIECES
OF THE DEBRISCopy !req
270. GOING INTO THE VESSELS
AND POSSIBLY CAUSINGCopy !req
271. AN EMBOLISM
OR A STROKE.Copy !req
272. WARREN FELT
THE WORLD WAS OUT TO GET HIM.Copy !req
273. BUT IN THE END,
HE HAD NOTHING TO FEARCopy !req
274. BUT FEAR HIMSELF.Copy !req
275. - WE'RE IN PERU, BRO.
LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
276. GLOBAL EXPLORERS
GEEZER AND TRIPPCopy !req
277. TRAVELED THE WORLD
TO CHRONICLE THEIR QUESTCopy !req
278. FOR THE ULTIMATE HIGH.Copy !req
279. - YEAH, IT SMELLS SMOKABLE
TO ME.Copy !req
280. HIT IT, BRO.Copy !req
281. THESE TWO WOULD GO
ANYWHERE FOR A BUZZ.Copy !req
282. - DUDE, NOW IN INDIA,
THEY ACTUALLY SMOKECopy !req
283. THIS FECES RIGHT HERE
THAT YOU CAN SEE.Copy !req
284. FOR YEARS,
THEY HAD BEEN LOOKINGCopy !req
285. FOR THE PSYCHEDELIC HIGH
THAT COMESCopy !req
286. FROM LICKING THE SECRETIONSCopy !req
287. OF A CERTAIN TOAD.Copy !req
288. - LITTLE AMPHIBIAN,
THE BUFO ALVARIUS,Copy !req
289. WHICH IS SOMEWHERE
IN THESE MARSHLANDS,Copy !req
290. WHICH WE'RE ABOUT TO DISCOVER.Copy !req
291. HERE, FROGGY, FROGGY, FROGGY.Copy !req
292. - LICK THIS FROG'S ASS.Copy !req
293. IT'S LIKE ACID.Copy !req
294. I SEE ONE.
I SEE ONE.Copy !req
295. - CAUGHT ONE!Copy !req
296. - NO WAY.
YOU GOT ONE?Copy !req
297. - I GOT ONE.
- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
298. WE GOT ONE FINALLY.Copy !req
299. AND IT'S IN TRIPP'S SHOE.Copy !req
300. ALL RIGHT,
SHOW TIME.Copy !req
301. - THIS IS ALL WE CAME FOR.Copy !req
302. THIS CREAM
ON THESE FROGSCopy !req
303. IS GONNA SEND US
ON A TRIP, MAN,Copy !req
304. FARTHER THAN THE MOON.Copy !req
305. THE WAR TO END ALL WARS,
MAN,Copy !req
306. WITH OUR MINDS.Copy !req
307. - WHO'S GONNA GO FIRST,
THOUGH?Copy !req
308. - I'M GONNA LET YOU GO AHEAD
AND GO FIRST.Copy !req
309. TAKE THE HONORS, MAN.Copy !req
310. - LICK THAT.Copy !req
311. IF HE STOPPED
RIGHT THERE,Copy !req
312. BAD THINGS WOULDN'T HAPPEN.Copy !req
313. OH, WELL.Copy !req
314. THE TOAD THEY THOUGHT
THEY WERE LICKINGCopy !req
315. LIVES
IN THE SOUTHWEST UNITED STATES.Copy !req
316. THE ONE HE JUST LICKED
IS SOMETHINGCopy !req
317. CALLED THE POISON DART FROG.Copy !req
318. ENOUGH SAID.Copy !req
319. - WHY SOMEONE WOULD GO
AND LICK A TOADCopy !req
320. TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS
IS BEYOND ME.Copy !req
321. THESE ARE THE FROGS THAT THE
INDIANS WIPED THEIR ARROWS ONCopy !req
322. AND GO, "DOOT,"
IN THE DART GUN.Copy !req
323. SMACK A MONKEY, AND THE MONKEY
STARTS FEELING THE EFFECTSCopy !req
324. IN ABOUT 15-20 MINUTES
AND GO "WAH, WAH, WAH."Copy !req
325. PFF!Copy !req
326. LUNCH IS SERVED.Copy !req
327. SUCKING THIS FROG'S BUTTCopy !req
328. WAS THE EQUIVALENT
OF FRENCH-KISSING A RATTLESNAKE.Copy !req
329. THE TWO CREATURES CONTAIN TOXINSCopy !req
330. WITH SIMILAR COMPOUNDS.Copy !req
331. SOME OF THOSE COMPOUNDS
CAUSE HALLUCINATIONSCopy !req
332. BY STIMULATING THE NERVES.Copy !req
333. SOME BLOCK THE NERVES,
RESULTING IN DEATH.Copy !req
334. TINY PROTEIN CHAINS
CALLED DENDROTOXINSCopy !req
335. ENTER THE BLOOD STREAM
IN THE NERVOUS SYSTEM.Copy !req
336. THEY BEGIN REPLACING
THE NORMAL PROTEIN CHAINSCopy !req
337. LINKING THE BODY'S
NERVOUS SYSTEM.Copy !req
338. IT LEADS TO TOTAL HEART-STOPPING
PARALYSIS.Copy !req
339. THE SECRETIONS
FROM A POISON DART FROGCopy !req
340. WILL START OUT MAKING
SOMEONE FEELCopy !req
341. AS IF THEY ARE
SIMPLY HALLUCINATING.Copy !req
342. - THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
343. HER NAME IS STICK.Copy !req
344. WHAT'S THIS STUFF
ON ME, MAN?Copy !req
345. BUT IN REALITY, THESE
TWO MISINFORMED NATURALISTSCopy !req
346. WERE DYING.Copy !req
347. WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED
FROM THEIR MISERABLE DEATHS?Copy !req
348. AS YOU GO THROUGH LIFE,Copy !req
349. NO MATTER
WHAT FROG YOU MEET,Copy !req
350. IT'S PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA
TO LICK ITS BUTT.Copy !req
351. COMING UP,
A GARDENER PICKS A PECKERCopy !req
352. AND WINDS UP PICKLED.Copy !req
353. PATTY WAS A DIRTY GIRL.Copy !req
354. AS IN SOIL.Copy !req
355. GARDENING WAS HER PASSION.Copy !req
356. AND EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHED
WOULD GROW.Copy !req
357. THAT'S WHY,
WHEN A NEIGHBOR STROLLED BYCopy !req
358. PUSHING HIS BIKE
WITH A FLAT TIRE,Copy !req
359. SHE WAS ALL EYES.Copy !req
360. - DO YOU NEED A LITTLE HELP
WITH THAT?Copy !req
361. IT WASN'T HIS TIRE
THAT GOT HER ATTENTION.Copy !req
362. IT WAS THE BIG TUBE
STUFFED INSIDE HIS BIKE SHORTS.Copy !req
363. SHE WONDERED WHAT EFFECT
HER GREEN THUMBCopy !req
364. WOULD HAVE ON SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
365. - WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
366. - NOTHING MUCH.Copy !req
367. MAYBE WE SHOULD GET DRINKS
SOMETIME.Copy !req
368. - SOUNDS FANTASTIC.Copy !req
369. IN HER BACKYARD GARDEN,Copy !req
370. PATTY WAS THINKING
ABOUT HER UPCOMING DATE.Copy !req
371. MR. BIG HAD A BICYCLE
BUILT FOR TWO.Copy !req
372. COULD SHE HANDLE IT?Copy !req
373. SHE LOOKED AROUND TO SEE
IF ANY OF HER VEGGIESCopy !req
374. COULD BE OF HELP.Copy !req
375. A LOW-HANGING ZUCCHINICopy !req
376. LOOKED PROMISING.Copy !req
377. PATTY WORKED HER ZUCCHINI
LIKE A PRO.Copy !req
378. BUT LYING IN WAIT
WAS A DIRTY HOE.Copy !req
379. - THE BIG DIFFERENCE
WITH AN INANIMATE OBJECTCopy !req
380. IS THAT IT'S NOT ATTACHED
TO ANYTHING.Copy !req
381. SO THERE'S A LIMIT
AS TO HOW FAR IT CAN GO DOWNCopy !req
382. AND HOW YOU CAN EXTRACT IT.Copy !req
383. WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN THIS INANIMATE OBJECTCopy !req
384. ACTUALLY GOES
THROUGH THE LARYNX,Copy !req
385. WELL, IT OBSTRUCTS
THE AIRWAY.Copy !req
386. IT'S SIMPLE.Copy !req
387. PLANTS NEED WATER.Copy !req
388. PATTY NEEDS AIR.Copy !req
389. SHE DROPPED TO THE GROUND,
DEAD FROM SUFFOCATION.Copy !req
390. PATTY TRIED TO PREPARECopy !req
391. FOR HER BIG DATE.Copy !req
392. SHE JUST BIT OFF
MORE THAN SHE COULD CHEW.Copy !req