1. male announcer:
WE REGRET TO INFORM YOUCopy !req
2. THAT THE FOLLOWING
HAVE PASSED ON...Copy !req
3. - I'M STUCK!Copy !req
4. AN OLD LETCH...Copy !req
5. A LOVER BOY...
- WHOO!Copy !req
6. - AAH!Copy !req
7. A VIOLINIST...Copy !req
8. A VERMINATOR...
- AAH!Copy !req
9. A COUPLE OF DIRT BAGS...Copy !req
10. A TRAVELING SALESMAN...Copy !req
11. - OH!Copy !req
12. AND THE GAS MAN.Copy !req
13. SERVICES WILL BEGIN NOWCopy !req
14. ON THE NEXT EPISODECopy !req
15. OF 1000 WAYS TO DIE.Copy !req
16. DEATH IS EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
17. MOST OF US TRY TO AVOID IT.Copy !req
18. OTHERS CAN'T GET
OUT OF ITS WAY.Copy !req
19. EVERY DAY WE FIGHT A NEW WAR
AGAINST GERMS...Copy !req
20. TOXINS...Copy !req
21. INJURY...Copy !req
22. ILLNESS, AND CATASTROPHE.Copy !req
23. THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS
TO WIND UP DEAD.Copy !req
24. THE FACT THAT WE SURVIVE AT ALL
IS A MIRACLE...Copy !req
25. BECAUSE EVERY DAY WE LIVE...Copy !req
26. WE FACE 1,000 WAYS TO DIE.Copy !req
27. RAY ROBERTS
IS A TRAVELING SALESMAN.Copy !req
28. HE GOES DOOR-TO-DOOR
HAWKING WEIGHT LOSS PRODUCTS.Copy !req
29. HE DIDN'T MAKE MUCH MONEY,
AND THE TRAVELING WAS A GRIND,Copy !req
30. BUT RAY LOVED HIS JOBCopy !req
31. BECAUSE IT ALLOWED HIM
TO LIVE LIFE LARGE...Copy !req
32. AS IN WOMEN.Copy !req
33. - HI.Copy !req
34. THE DAY
BIG BESS OPENED THE DOOR,Copy !req
35. RAY KNEW HE HAD HIT
THE MOTHER LODE...Copy !req
36. 400 POUNDS OF IT.Copy !req
37. - I HAVE HAD SEX
WITH REGULAR-SIZED WOMEN,Copy !req
38. AND NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN.Copy !req
39. LIKE IT JUST
WASN'T DOING IT FOR ME.Copy !req
40. SO AFTER THAT, I'D HAVE TO
FIND A LARGER WOMANCopy !req
41. TO "GET MY ROCKS OFF"Copy !req
42. BECAUSE THIS IS MY IDEA
OF BEAUTY NOW.Copy !req
43. - WHAT I HAVE HERE
IS A FANTASTIC PRODUCT.Copy !req
44. BUT YOU ALREADY LOOK
FANTASTIC.Copy !req
45. YOU DON'T THINK MY BUTT'S...Copy !req
46. TOO BIG?Copy !req
47. A FEW DRINKS...Copy !req
48. A LITTLE SWEET TALK...
- I LOVE THEM BIG.Copy !req
49. AND RAY WAS
ON HIS WAY UP TO HOG HEAVEN.Copy !req
50. - MM... MM.Copy !req
51. BIG BESS
LIKED TO GET THINGS GOINGCopy !req
52. WITH A LITTLE ORAL STIMULATION.Copy !req
53. - LET'S START WITH
DONUTS.Copy !req
54. - MM. AND THEN WE'LL
GO NUTS.Copy !req
55. BESS HAD EVERYTHING
RAY WAS LOOKING FOR.Copy !req
56. SHE WAS LARGE...
AND IN CHARGE.Copy !req
57. - YOU LIKE IT, DON'T YOU?
- I LOVE IT!Copy !req
58. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.Copy !req
59. WAVE AFTER WAVE OF FLESHCopy !req
60. PUMMELED THE PUNY SALESMAN
SENSELESS.Copy !req
61. - AHH!Copy !req
62. FINALLY,
LIKE A HARPOONED WHALE,Copy !req
63. BIG BESS SPOUTED
IN ORGASMIC ECSTASY...Copy !req
64. AND LOST CONSCIOUSNESS.Copy !req
65. THE EXERTION
WAS JUST TOO MUCH.Copy !req
66. RAY WAS ENGULFED IN A MOUNTAIN
OF BIG BESS BLUBBER.Copy !req
67. THERE WAS NO ESCAPE.Copy !req
68. LOST IN THE FOLDS
OF HER ROLLING FAT,Copy !req
69. HIS FACE TRAPPED BETWEEN
HER SWEATY BREASTS,Copy !req
70. RAY GASPED FOR AIR
THAT JUST WASN'T THERE.Copy !req
71. - WHEN WE OBSTRUCT AN AIRWAY,Copy !req
72. WE'RE SO-CALLED
"CHOKED TO DEATH".Copy !req
73. WHEN WE ARE ASPHYXIATED,
WE CAN'T BREATHE INCopy !req
74. BECAUSE WE ARE
COMPRESSED TO DEATH.Copy !req
75. HE ATTEMPTS TO INHALE
BUT CAN'TCopy !req
76. BECAUSE THE FACE IS ACTUALLY
COVERED BY THISCopy !req
77. VOLUME OF TISSUE.Copy !req
78. AND THEN YOU ADD PANIC.Copy !req
79. PANIC, COMPRESSION,
AND THE INABILITY TO INHALE.Copy !req
80. INSTANT.
INSTANT CATASTROPHE.Copy !req
81. - OH, CRAP.Copy !req
82. WHEN IT CAME
TO CHUBBY CHASING,Copy !req
83. RAY WAS A BIG GAME HUNTER.Copy !req
84. THIS TIME...
THE HUNTER BECAME THE PREY.Copy !req
85. GAME OVER... RAY.Copy !req
86. - GET IT UP.
COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
87. THESE TWO AREN'T TRAININGCopy !req
88. FOR AN UPCOMING SPORTING EVENTCopy !req
89. OR A BODY BUILDING CONTEST.Copy !req
90. THEY'VE GOT THEIR EYES
ON A DIFFERENT PRIZE...Copy !req
91. THEIR FRAT HOUSE'S
ANNUAL FART COMPETITION.Copy !req
92. - TIGHTEN YOUR SPHINCTER, BOY!
- AAH!Copy !req
93. - FOR ME IT'S GENERALLY JUSTCopy !req
94. FILL UP THE GAS TANK
AND JUST...Copy !req
95. JUST CLENCH
FOR MY OPPORTUNITY.Copy !req
96. AND WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY'S
THERE,Copy !req
97. JUST LET IT GO.Copy !req
98. AND, YOU KNOW,
GENERALLY IT'S A GOODCopy !req
99. PFFFFFFTTTTT.Copy !req
100. - AAH!Copy !req
101. ARNOLD LOST OUT LAST YEARCopy !req
102. TO AN EXCHANGE STUDENT
FROM JAPAN.Copy !req
103. - YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS?
- THE ENEMY!Copy !req
104. - THAT'S RIGHT!
- AAH!Copy !req
105. - ALL RIGHT, COME ON!Copy !req
106. THIS YEAR,
ARNOLD WAS MAKING SURECopy !req
107. HE COULD FIRE
ON ALL CYLINDERS.Copy !req
108. THAT'S WHY HE HIRED
MAX BEERS.Copy !req
109. - COME ON!Copy !req
110. NOBODY KNEW MORE
ABOUT FLATULENCECopy !req
111. THAN THE GAS MASTER.Copy !req
112. - DINNER'S SERVED.
- AH!Copy !req
113. - HIT THOSE BEANS, BOY.
GET 'EM IN THERE.Copy !req
114. MAX WAS FAMOUSCopy !req
115. FOR HIS UNORTHODOX
TRAINING TECHNIQUES.Copy !req
116. THERE WERE SPHINCTER
CONTROL EXERCISESCopy !req
117. LIKE THE DOGGIE RUB BURN.Copy !req
118. - THERE BETTER NOT BE
A SINGLE MARK ON THOSE DRAWERS.Copy !req
119. GET IN HERE, COME ON!Copy !req
120. GET THIS BALL UP THERE, BOY.
TENNIS BUTT BALL.Copy !req
121. - COME ON, GIVE ME 50 REPS.
AND FINALLY...Copy !req
122. - IT'S TIME FOR THE COMPACTOR.Copy !req
123. - COMPACTOR!Copy !req
124. AN EMPTY BEER CAN
HAD NO CHANCECopy !req
125. AGAINST ARNOLD'S
VICE GRIP BUTT CHEEKS.Copy !req
126. - IT'S IN THERE!Copy !req
127. - CRUSH IT!
- AAH!Copy !req
128. A FART IS BORN
IN THE INTESTINESCopy !req
129. WHERE FOOD GETS BROKEN DOWNCopy !req
130. AND ABSORBED
INTO THE BLOODSTREAM.Copy !req
131. HARDER-TO-DIGEST FOODS
LEAVE BEHIND GAS,Copy !req
132. WHICH IS FORCED OUT OF THE BODY
BY POWERFUL SPHINCTER MUSCLES.Copy !req
133. THE MAIN GASES FOUND IN A FART
ARE OXYGEN,Copy !req
134. NITROGEN, CARBON DIOXIDE,Copy !req
135. AND METHANE,
WHICH IS COMBUSTIBLE.Copy !req
136. - ALL RIGHT, BOY.
TIME FOR A TEST BURN.Copy !req
137. ASSUME THE POSITION.Copy !req
138. ARE YOU READY?
- YES, SIR!Copy !req
139. - ALL RIGHT, BOY,
HERE IT COMES!Copy !req
140. NOW, THREE, TWO, ONE!Copy !req
141. LET HER RIP!Copy !req
142. - AAH!Copy !req
143. - AAH!Copy !req
144. - COACH!
COACH, YOU'RE ON FIRE!Copy !req
145. YOU OKAY? COACH!Copy !req
146. AAH!Copy !req
147. AAH!Copy !req
148. COACH, COACH!Copy !req
149. - METHANE GAS CAN IGNITE
VERY QUICKLYCopy !req
150. AND ALSO ENCOMPASSES
A GREATER RADIUSCopy !req
151. BECAUSE IT HAS A HIGHER
VAPOR PRESSURE.Copy !req
152. AND, UH, THEREFORE
CAN BE POTENTIALLY RISKYCopy !req
153. OR DANGEROUS,
MORE SO THAN OTHER GASES.Copy !req
154. - OH, MY GOD,
MY FART KILLED YOU!Copy !req
155. UP NEXT, A SEXY VIOLINISTCopy !req
156. TURNS INTO A REAL
HEAD-BANGER,Copy !req
157. AND... A BAD GUY
HAS A BAD DAYCopy !req
158. AND A REALLY BAD NIGHT.
- AAH!Copy !req
159. MAY WAS AN UP-AND-COMERCopy !req
160. ON THE CLASSICAL
MUSIC CIRCUIT.Copy !req
161. IT DIDN'T HURT THAT SHE HAD...
PERFECT PITCH.Copy !req
162. HER LOOKS, FLAWLESS TECHNIQUE,
AND WORK ETHICCopy !req
163. WERE A WINNING COMBINATION.Copy !req
164. - TO MAKE IT
IN CLASSICAL MUSIC,Copy !req
165. YOU DON'T ONLY WORK ON
THE TECHNIQUE.Copy !req
166. YOU ALSO HAVE TO HAVE EMOTIONCopy !req
167. AND ARTISTRY
IN THE CORRECT STYLECopy !req
168. THAT YOU ARE PERFORMING IN.Copy !req
169. MAY WAS NO DUMMY.Copy !req
170. SHE KNEW SHE GOT AS MANY JOBS
FOR HER TIGHT, HOT BODYCopy !req
171. AS FOR HER BODY OF WORK.Copy !req
172. BUT IN HER MIND,Copy !req
173. HER GREATEST
ANATOMICAL TREASURESCopy !req
174. WERE HER HANDS.Copy !req
175. - STUDYING ALL YOUR LIFE
FOR THE VIOLIN,Copy !req
176. IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO THEM,
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?Copy !req
177. YOU KNOW,
YOUR HANDS ARE YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
178. EVERY DAY,
MAY WOULD GO OUT OF HER WAYCopy !req
179. TO BABY HER PRECIOUS
MONEYMAKERS.Copy !req
180. SHE EVEN TOOK OUT
AN INSURANCE POLICYCopy !req
181. SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN
TO THEM.Copy !req
182. BUT MAY DID HAVE
ONE MAJOR FLAW,Copy !req
183. ONE SOUR NOTE IN HER SYMPHONY
OF BEAUTY AND TALENT...Copy !req
184. SHE WAS A TOTAL KLUTZ.Copy !req
185. INSTINCTIVELY, THE VIOLINIST
AVOIDED USING HER HANDSCopy !req
186. TO BREAK HER FALL...Copy !req
187. AND BROKE HER HEAD INSTEAD.Copy !req
188. - IF SOMEONE'S EXPOSED
TO BLUNT TRAUMA,Copy !req
189. TYPICALLY,
WHAT HAPPENS ISCopy !req
190. THE BRAIN ITSELF
IS PUSHED AGAINST THE SKULL.Copy !req
191. NOW, THE BRAIN BEING
A VERY SOFT TISSUE,Copy !req
192. AND THE SKULL BEING
VERY HARD TISSUE,Copy !req
193. IT DOESN'T HAVE A LOT OF
SPACE TO COMPRESS,Copy !req
194. SO WHEN IT'S PUSHED,Copy !req
195. IT MAY CAUSE
IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE.Copy !req
196. A PERSON CAN DIE FROM THAT.Copy !req
197. MAY'S HANDS
WERE HER LIFELINE.Copy !req
198. TOO BAD SHE WAS ALWAYS
ONE FOOT AWAY FROM DEATH.Copy !req
199. - AAH!Copy !req
200. MORT WAS ON THE RUN.Copy !req
201. A TWO-TIME OFFENDER,Copy !req
202. HIS LATEST FELONY,
ARMED ROBBERY,Copy !req
203. WOULD PUT HIM AWAY FOR GOOD,Copy !req
204. IF HE WAS CAPTURED.Copy !req
205. - LET'S TAKE A BREAK, MAN.
- YEAH.Copy !req
206. - I'M GETTING TOO OLD
FOR THIS STUFF.Copy !req
207. WITH THE COPS
CATCHING THEIR BREATH,Copy !req
208. MORT CAUGHT A BREAK—
A DRAINAGE PIPE.Copy !req
209. WHAT BETTER PLACE
FOR A HUMAN RAT TO HIDE OUT IN?Copy !req
210. - I DON'T SEE ANYTHING.Copy !req
211. I AIN'T GOING IN THERE.
- YEAH.Copy !req
212. MORT WASN'T GOING
TO TAKE ANY CHANCES,Copy !req
213. SO HE KEPT ON CRAWLING,Copy !req
214. AND THE PIPE
KEPT GETTING SMALLER...Copy !req
215. AND SMALLER UNTIL...Copy !req
216. - HELP! HELP!
HELP ME!Copy !req
217. I'M STUCK!Copy !req
218. IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME,Copy !req
219. HE WENT FROM SURRENDERING...Copy !req
220. - I DON'T CARE
IF I HAVE TO GO BACK TO JAIL!Copy !req
221. I'LL GO BACK!
I JUST GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
222. I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!Copy !req
223. TO APOLOGIZING...
- I'M SORRY.Copy !req
224. AND FINALLY CRYING.Copy !req
225. DAY TURNED TO NIGHT,Copy !req
226. AND FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN HIS LIFE,Copy !req
227. MR. BIG AND SCARY WAS SCARED.Copy !req
228. MAKE THAT TERRIFIED.Copy !req
229. - WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
230. AND THEN SALVATION...Copy !req
231. OR SO HE THOUGHT.Copy !req
232. - IS ANYBODY THERE?Copy !req
233. - AAH! AAH!Copy !req
234. AAH!Copy !req
235. AAH!Copy !req
236. - YOU GOT TO SEE
HOW THE RAT SEES THIS.Copy !req
237. THERE'S THIS THING
THAT'S BLOCKING THEIR ESCAPE.Copy !req
238. THE BEST THING HE CAN DO
IS SHUT THE HELL UP,Copy !req
239. BUT HE WON'T,
'CAUSE HE'S AFRAID.Copy !req
240. SO THE RAT, WITH THEIR MASSIVE
INCISORS AND LITTLE CLAWS—Copy !req
241. HE CAN GRAB ON
TO ANY PART OF YOUR FACE,Copy !req
242. AND HE WILL BITE YOU.Copy !req
243. - AAH!Copy !req
244. THE RATS
WEREN'T SCARED OF MORT.Copy !req
245. IN FACT, THEY LIKED HIM.Copy !req
246. SO THEY ATE THEIR WAY
RIGHT THROUGH HIM.Copy !req
247. - THE FIRST PATH
OF LEAST RESISTANCECopy !req
248. THEY WOULD COME TO
IS THE HUMAN SKIN,Copy !req
249. WHICH IS VERY FRAGILE.Copy !req
250. SECOND, THEY GET
INTO THE MUSCLE.Copy !req
251. AND FINALLY,
THEY GET INTO THE HUMAN EYESCopy !req
252. AND EVEN, IN FACT,Copy !req
253. GOING THROUGH THE EYEBALL
TO GET INTO THE BRAIN.Copy !req
254. THE PERSON WILL BE CONSCIOUS,Copy !req
255. FEELING EVERY SINGLE,
LITTLE THING THAT'S HAPPENING.Copy !req
256. UNFORTUNATELY,
THIS IS PROBABLYCopy !req
257. ONE OF THE MOST GRUESOME DEATHS
SOMEBODY COULD EVEN IMAGINE.Copy !req
258. THEY SAY CRIME DOESN'T PAY.Copy !req
259. BUT IT DID MAKE A NICE MEALCopy !req
260. FOR A PACK OF DIRTY RATS.Copy !req
261. COMING UP,Copy !req
262. A FRENCH MAID DUSTS OFF
AN OLD COOT.Copy !req
263. AND A MOBSTER HIT
BLOWS UP IN THEIR FACE.Copy !req
264. CLAUDE IS DYING.Copy !req
265. THE ONLY THING KEEPING HIM ALIVE
IS A RESPIRATORCopy !req
266. AND HIS SEXY FRENCH MAID.Copy !req
267. THE MACHINE
KEEPS HIS LUNGS INFLATED,Copy !req
268. AND THE MAID—Copy !req
269. SHE KEEPS HIS BLOOD FLOWING.Copy !req
270. - THE FRENCH MAID'S THE ICON
OF A LADY CLEANING.Copy !req
271. AND WHEN I DO
MY FRENCH-MAID SHOW,Copy !req
272. I DO IT AS WASHING MYSELF,Copy !req
273. 'CAUSE I'M A DIRTY, OLD,
LITTLE FRENCH MAID.Copy !req
274. THIS IS A DIRTY BEHIND.Copy !req
275. I'M VERY CLEAN NOW.Copy !req
276. MM. AH.Copy !req
277. NO REGRETS FOR THIS GUY.Copy !req
278. CLAUDE HAS HAD EVERYTHING
A MAN COULD ASK FOR—Copy !req
279. WEALTH, POWER, WOMEN.Copy !req
280. HE'S READY TO MEET HIS MAKER,Copy !req
281. BUT HE'S NOT GOING DOWN
WITHOUT A FIGHT.Copy !req
282. TIME FOR THE AFTERNOON
STRIP SHOW.Copy !req
283. LIFE FOR CLAUDE
WAS ONE LONG LAP DANCE.Copy !req
284. HIS ONLY FEAR—Copy !req
285. HEAVEN MIGHT BE BORING.Copy !req
286. BACK ON EARTH, THE FRENCH MAID
DECIDES TO GIVE HER BOSSCopy !req
287. AN EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT.Copy !req
288. - OH.Copy !req
289. SANTA'S LITTLE HELPERCopy !req
290. WAS DRIVING HER CANDY MAN
INTO THE DANGER ZONE.Copy !req
291. - OH!
SLEIGH BELLSCopy !req
292. WERE RINGING IN CLAUDE'S HEAD.Copy !req
293. IT TURNS OUT IT WAS A WARNING
SIGNAL FROM THE RESPIRATOR.Copy !req
294. HIS HEART WAS BEATING FASTERCopy !req
295. THAN THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY
ON CRYSTAL METH.Copy !req
296. BUT BEFORE
HE WENT LIGHTS OUT...Copy !req
297. THE LIGHTS WENT OUT.Copy !req
298. WHEN FRENCHY PLUGGED IN
THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS,Copy !req
299. IT WAS TOO MUCH
FOR CLAUDE'S HOUSE,Copy !req
300. WHICH WAS EVEN OLDER
THAN HE WAS.Copy !req
301. THE LIGHTS OVERLOADED
THE UNDERPOWERED 15-AMP FUSE...Copy !req
302. AND THE RESPIRATOR WENT DEAD.Copy !req
303. - WHEN THE RESPIRATOR
STOPPED WORKING,Copy !req
304. THIS PATIENT
WAS NO LONGER GETTING OXYGEN.Copy !req
305. - OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
306. - IT'LL MAKE THE HEARTCopy !req
307. START BEATING FAST.Copy !req
308. YES, IT CAN KEEP PUMPING,Copy !req
309. BUT IT'S GONNA PUMP
STALE BLOOD.Copy !req
310. SO IT BEATS FASTER,Copy !req
311. THINKING THAT IT CAN COMPENSATE
FOR THIS LACK OF GOOD BLOOD.Copy !req
312. AND AS A RESULT,
YOU GENERATE THE PERFECT STORMCopy !req
313. TO CREATE
A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK.Copy !req
314. CLAUDE WAS ALREADY
ROLLING DOWN DEATH'S HIGHWAY.Copy !req
315. - AAH! AAH!
HE JUST TOOK...Copy !req
316. AN EARLY EXIT.Copy !req
317. ON THE ISLAND OF SICILY, ONE
OF THE SIGHTS YOU MIGHT CATCH,Copy !req
318. IF YOU'RE LUCKY,
IS THE AGE-OLD TRADITIONCopy !req
319. OF WATCHING A MAN
DIG HIS OWN GRAVE.Copy !req
320. MARIO BELUSI MADE THE MISTAKECopy !req
321. OF BORROWING MONEY
FROM THE MAFIA.Copy !req
322. UNABLE TO KEEP UP
ON THE PAYMENTS,Copy !req
323. HE'S BEEN FORCED
TO PAY THEM BACKCopy !req
324. WITH THE ONLY THING
HE HAS LEFT—Copy !req
325. HIS LIFE.Copy !req
326. THE HIT MEN WANTED MARIO
TO PICK UP THE PACE.Copy !req
327. THEY WALKED OVER
JUST AS HE UNEARTHEDCopy !req
328. A LEFTOVER FROM WORLD WAR II—Copy !req
329. AN UNEXPLODED HAND GRENADE.Copy !req
330. - YOUR TYPICAL MODERN
HAND GRENADECopy !req
331. IS GOING TO BE
A SHRAPNEL GRENADE.Copy !req
332. ONCE THE BOMB IGNITES,
A LOT OF THE SHRAPNELCopy !req
333. WILL PROBABLY BE SUPER HOT.Copy !req
334. SO WHEN IT GOES INTO THE
DIFFERENT PARTS OF THEIR BODY,Copy !req
335. IT WILL BE BURNING.Copy !req
336. AND IT'S DESIGNED TO KILLCopy !req
337. ANYTHING WITHIN
ABOUT FIVE METERS.Copy !req
338. THE MOB BOYS
HAD IT ALL WORKED OUT.Copy !req
339. BUT THIS PLAN...Copy !req
340. BLEW UP IN THEIR FACES.Copy !req
341. AFTER THE BREAK,Copy !req
342. ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
MAKES LIFE HARDCopy !req
343. FOR A CHEATING HUSBAND.Copy !req
344. JANINE'S MARRIAGE WAS
AS DEAD AS HER HUSBAND'S PENIS.Copy !req
345. - I'M NOT WEARING
ANY PANTIES TONIGHT.Copy !req
346. - HUH.Copy !req
347. COLE'S ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONCopy !req
348. HAD TURNED HIM COLD,Copy !req
349. BUT JANINE HAD A PLAN.Copy !req
350. WITHOUT TELLING HIM,
SHE GROUND UP THREE E.D. PILLSCopy !req
351. INTO HIS BEER.Copy !req
352. THAT'S 300 MILLIGRAMS
OF BLOOD-RUSHING PENIS POPPERS.Copy !req
353. THIS, JANINE THOUGHT,Copy !req
354. WOULD FINALLY GET A RISE
OUT OF HER HUBBY.Copy !req
355. - THE USE
OF ERECTILE-DYSFUNCTION DRUGSCopy !req
356. IS INCREASING NITRIC OXIDE.Copy !req
357. NITRIC OXIDE
IS ACTUALLY A COMPOUNDCopy !req
358. THAT'S RESPONSIBLE FOR DILATING
ALL VESSELS OF OUR BODY,Copy !req
359. INCLUDING THE VESSELS
THAT LEAD TO OUR HEART.Copy !req
360. - HONEY...Copy !req
361. I WANT YOU TO DO ME
ON THE TABLE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
362. WAIT. WHAT?Copy !req
363. UH, HOLD ON.Copy !req
364. RIGHT THEN,
COLE RECEIVED A TEXT MESSAGECopy !req
365. FROM HIS MISTRESS.Copy !req
366. BEFORE TAKING OFF,Copy !req
367. COLE SLIPPED INTO THE BATHROOMCopy !req
368. TO TAKE THREE
OF HIS OWN MAGIC LOVE PILLS.Copy !req
369. LITTLE DID HE KNOW,Copy !req
370. HIS GIRLFRIEND
WAS MAKING TRIPLE-SURECopy !req
371. HER LOVER BOY
WOULD BE UP FOR THE JOB.Copy !req
372. SHE DROPPED THREE
OF HER OWN MAN-MAKERSCopy !req
373. INTO A BEER.Copy !req
374. - IF YOU'RE A MANCopy !req
375. AND YOU'RE UNABLE TO ACHIEVE
A QUALITY ERECTION,Copy !req
376. THAT IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING
TO YOUR SELF-ESTEEM.Copy !req
377. AND YOU'RE GONNA BE WORRIED,Copy !req
378. NEXT TIME YOU'RE
IN THE SITUATION,Copy !req
379. IT'S JUST NOT
GONNA HAPPEN AGAIN.Copy !req
380. - HEY, BABY.Copy !req
381. - HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
382. - DRINK THIS
BEFORE WE GET STARTED.Copy !req
383. IT WILL HELP YOU RELAX.Copy !req
384. OKAY, BEFORE WE CONTINUE,Copy !req
385. LET'S DO THE MATH.Copy !req
386. HIS WIFE SLIPPED HIM
300 MILLIGRAMS.Copy !req
387. COLE HIMSELF TOOK 300 MORE.Copy !req
388. AND HIS SECRET LOVERCopy !req
389. DOUSED HIM WITH ANOTHER 300.Copy !req
390. THAT'S NINE TIMESCopy !req
391. THE RECOMMENDED DOSAGE.Copy !req
392. THIS GUY WAS ABOUT TO PIN
THE LOVE METER.Copy !req
393. - WOW.Copy !req
394. WITH HIS VEINS
AND ARTERIES FULLY DILATED,Copy !req
395. BLOOD RUSHED
FROM COLE'S HEAD TO...Copy !req
396. HIS OTHER HEAD.Copy !req
397. HIS MISTRESS DIDN'T MIND.Copy !req
398. AND COLE DIDN'T NOTICE
HIS VISION WAS FADING.Copy !req
399. HIS OXYGEN-DEPLETED BRAIN
WAS SHUTTING DOWN.Copy !req
400. HIS HEART WAS REDLINING.Copy !req
401. NONE OF THAT MATTERED.Copy !req
402. HE WAS ABOUT TO BLOW.Copy !req
403. WITH ONE FINAL THRUST...Copy !req
404. - AAH! AAAAH!Copy !req
405. IN ONE GLORIOUS BURST
OF PASSION,Copy !req
406. COLE HAD COME...Copy !req
407. AND GONE.Copy !req
408. - OH.Copy !req
409. - IT'S ORIGINAL.Copy !req