1. male announcer: OKAY, FREAKS,
PUT DOWN YOUR BEERSCopy !req
2. AND HOLD BACK YOUR TEARS.Copy !req
3. HERE'S SOMETHING
TO SINK YOUR TEETH INTO.Copy !req
4. - AAH!
- HA HA!Copy !req
5. WE'VE GOT A PEE-DADDY
WHOSE SHIZZLE GETS SIZZLED...Copy !req
6. - AAH!Copy !req
7. A BEACH PARTY
THAT TURNS INTO A BLOWOUT...Copy !req
8. A FLOWER CHILD
WHO DOES A FACE-PLANT,Copy !req
9. A SOFTY LEARNS
THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE...Copy !req
10. - AAH!Copy !req
11. A TREE HUGGER
WHO BECOMES UNBEARABLE...Copy !req
12. AND FINALLY, A MEAL THAT COSTS
AN ARM AND A LEG.Copy !req
13. DON'T LET IT
GO TO YOUR HEADS.Copy !req
14. - AAH!Copy !req
15. IT'S JUST THE NEXT EPISODECopy !req
16. OF 1,000 WAYS TO DIE.Copy !req
17. DEATH IS EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
18. MOST OF US TRY TO AVOID IT.Copy !req
19. OTHERS CAN'T GET
OUT OF ITS WAY.Copy !req
20. EVERY DAY WE FIGHT
A NEW WAR AGAINST GERMS,Copy !req
21. TOXINS,Copy !req
22. INJURY,Copy !req
23. ILLNESS,Copy !req
24. AND CATASTROPHE.Copy !req
25. THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS
TO WIND UP DEAD.Copy !req
26. THE FACT THAT WE SURVIVE
AT ALL IS A MIRACLE,Copy !req
27. BECAUSE EVERY DAY WE LIVE,Copy !req
28. WE FACE...Copy !req
29. THE CHURCH REVIVAL MEETING
WAS FINALLY OVER.Copy !req
30. IT WAS TIME TO STOP PRAYING
AND START PLAYING.Copy !req
31. BETTY LOU AND GEORGIACopy !req
32. WERE LOOKING TO COMMIT
SOME SINS OF THE FLESH.Copy !req
33. THINGS GOT GOING WITH A GAME
OF TRUTH OR DARE.Copy !req
34. - TRUTH OR DARE?Copy !req
35. - I THINK
I'M GONNA CHOOSE DARE.Copy !req
36. - BOBBY JOE CUT
RIGHT TO THE CHASE.Copy !req
37. - I DARE YOU...Copy !req
38. TO...Copy !req
39. TAKE OFF YOUR TOP.Copy !req
40. - I CONCUR.
- YES.Copy !req
41. - YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
42. WITH THESE TWO HUSSIES,Copy !req
43. THEY SHOULD HAVE CALLED IT,
"TRUTH OR BARE."Copy !req
44. NOW IT WAS THEIR TURN.Copy !req
45. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
OKAY.Copy !req
46. YOU SHOULD GO PEE
ON THE ELECTRIC FENCE.Copy !req
47. - OOH!
- YEAH!Copy !req
48. - NO, UH-UH, IT'LL FRY—Copy !req
49. THIS WAS
ELWOOD'S BEST CHANCECopy !req
50. TO LOSE HIS VIRGINITY.
- YES!Copy !req
51. BUT HE WOULDN'T PLAY BALL.Copy !req
52. - DON'T BE A WUSS.
- NO, IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.Copy !req
53. IT'S DANGEROUS.Copy !req
54. - YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
- SOMEBODY DO IT.Copy !req
55. - I'LL DO IT.
- FINE!Copy !req
56. YOU COULD ALWAYS
COUNT ON BUBBA.Copy !req
57. - WHOO! HA HA!Copy !req
58. HE'D PEE ON HIMSELF
FOR A PIECE OF ASS.Copy !req
59. HE HAD TO GO ANYWAY.Copy !req
60. HIS GOLDEN STREAM
TRACED AN ARCCopy !req
61. THROUGH THE HOT KANSAS AIR.Copy !req
62. FOR A MOMENT,Copy !req
63. IT SEEMED LIKE BUBBA
DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH BLADDER...Copy !req
64. AHH.Copy !req
65. UNTIL...Copy !req
66. - AAAH!Copy !req
67. - OH, GOD!Copy !req
68. A 10,000-VOLT CROTCH ROCKETCopy !req
69. BARBECUED HIS JUNK
AND FRIED HIS HEART.Copy !req
70. - THIS MASSIVE VOLTAGE
COME THROUGHCopy !req
71. THIS ARC OF URINE,Copy !req
72. GOES UP THE PENIS,Copy !req
73. AND THEN INTO THE BODY,Copy !req
74. WHICH CAN CAUSE
THE BODY TO EXPLODE.Copy !req
75. - HA HA!Copy !req
76. WHEN YOU GOTTA GO...
- AHH!Copy !req
77. YOU GOTTA GO.Copy !req
78. BUBBA WENT...Copy !req
79. - AAAH!Copy !req
80. AND THEN HE WAS GONE.Copy !req
81. IT WAS TYPHOON SEASON
IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC,Copy !req
82. AND FOOD WAS SCARCE.Copy !req
83. CHIEF ATUA'S CLAN HAD EATEN
THEIR LAST PIG WEEKS AGO,Copy !req
84. AND NOW THEY HAD BECOME
VERY RELUCTANT VEGETARIANS.Copy !req
85. APPETITES WERE HIGH
AND TEMPERS SHORT.Copy !req
86. IF THERE WERE
NO MEAT SOON,Copy !req
87. LIFE ON THIS ISLAND
WOULD BE ANYTHING BUT PARADISE.Copy !req
88. BUT THEN TWO GIFTS
FROM THE GODSCopy !req
89. CAME CRAWLING UP
FROM THE BEACH.Copy !req
90. - PLEASE, WE'RE—WE'RE—
WE'RE HUNGRY!Copy !req
91. STEVE AND CARLOSCopy !req
92. WERE A COUPLE
OF DRUG SMUGGLERSCopy !req
93. SAILING A YACHT FULL OF DOPE
FROM HAWAII TO AUSTRALIA.Copy !req
94. THEY ENDED UP WRECKED
ON THE REEF TO NOWHERE.Copy !req
95. - CHIEF, I'LL GIVE YOU
ANYTHING YOU WANT, HUH?Copy !req
96. - HEY, MAN! OKAY!Copy !req
97. - THANK YOU!
- THANK YOU!Copy !req
98. - WE KNOW CANNIBALISM EXISTS,Copy !req
99. AND THERE ARE TWO TYPES,
BASICALLY.Copy !req
100. NECRO-CANNIBALISM,
WHERE THE DEAD ARE EATEN,Copy !req
101. AND HOMICIDAL CANNIBALISM,Copy !req
102. WHERE SOMEONE IS KILLED
SO HE CAN BE EATEN.Copy !req
103. THE TWO SMUGGLERS
HAD BEEN IN HOT WATER BEFORE,Copy !req
104. BUT THIS TIME THEY
COULDN'T BRIBE THEIR WAY OUT.Copy !req
105. - EVEN THE MOST UNHEALTHY HUMAN
HAS A LOT OF MUSCLE,Copy !req
106. SO YOU HAVE TO REALLY COOK
LOW, SLOWCopy !req
107. TO BREAK ALL THAT DOWN.Copy !req
108. ROOT VEGETABLES
ARE ALWAYS GOOD FOR SOUP.Copy !req
109. SO CARROTS, TURNIPCopy !req
110. WOULD KIND OF, LIKE,
GIVE A SWEETNESS TO IT.Copy !req
111. THESE MAN-EATERS
DIDN'T NEED A COOKBOOK.Copy !req
112. THEY KNEW FIVE HOURS
IN BOILING WATERCopy !req
113. WOULD MELT AWAY
THEIR VICTIMS' SKINCopy !req
114. AND SEPARATE THEIR FLESH
EASILY FROM THE BONES.Copy !req
115. THE MEAL WAS EVERYTHING
THEY HAD HOPED...Copy !req
116. TENDER AND JUICY.
- MMM!Copy !req
117. STEVE AND CARLOS?Copy !req
118. THEY WERE HONORED
WITH THE BEST SPOTS—Copy !req
119. AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE.Copy !req
120. - MMM!Copy !req
121. PRAISE THE GODS...Copy !req
122. FOR ONE
FINGER-LICKIN'-GOOD LUAU.Copy !req
123. COMING UP, A VIOLINIST
HITS A VERY BAD NOTE...Copy !req
124. AND...
- AAH!Copy !req
125. A SPOILED TOURIST LEARNSCopy !req
126. IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE.Copy !req
127. STEVEN AND MIRANDA
WERE OUT ON A DATE.Copy !req
128. A LITTLE MUSIC,
SOME FOOD AND DRINK—Copy !req
129. IT MADE A NICE PICTURE.Copy !req
130. BUT IT WAS A LIE.Copy !req
131. STEVEN'S REAL NAME
WAS ABDULLAH MUHAMMAD YASIN,Copy !req
132. AND HE WAS ON THE FBI'S
MOST-WANTED-TERRORIST LIST.Copy !req
133. ABDULLAH HAD CUT A PATH
OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTIONCopy !req
134. ACROSS THE MIDDLE EAST
AND EUROPE.Copy !req
135. NOW HE HAD SNUCK
INTO THE U.S.Copy !req
136. AND WAS PLANNING
SOMETHING BIG.Copy !req
137. MIRANDA THOUGHT
HER NEW LOVER BOYCopy !req
138. WAS JUST A RUG SALESMAN.Copy !req
139. BUT THE PLOT THICKENS.Copy !req
140. THE VIOLINIST IN THE TRIO
WAS NOT WHO SHE SEEMED EITHER.Copy !req
141. ANNA WAS
A C.I.A.-TRAINED ASSASSIN.Copy !req
142. SHE WAS HERE, IN SPY TALK,
TO NEUTRALIZE HER TARGET—Copy !req
143. IN PLAIN ENGLISH,
TO MAKE ABDULLAH DEAD.Copy !req
144. TO ACCOMPLISH HER MISSION,Copy !req
145. ANNA WAS GIVEN A TOP-SECRET,Copy !req
146. CUTTING-EDGE
PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY...Copy !req
147. A PLASMA LASER RIFLE.Copy !req
148. - LASER-GUN TECHNOLOGY
IS SOMETHINGCopy !req
149. THAT THE GOVERNMENT'S
BEEN TALKING ABOUTCopy !req
150. AND NOT JUST OUR GOVERNMENT,Copy !req
151. BUT VARIOUS GOVERNMENTS
AROUND THE WORLD,Copy !req
152. AS A FUTURE
TO THE REPLACEMENTCopy !req
153. OF A CARTRIDGE-DRIVEN FIREARM.Copy !req
154. IT MAY BE OUT THERE.Copy !req
155. IT MAY BE A VERY COVERT TYPE
OF WEAPON.Copy !req
156. THE RIFLE WAS RIGGEDCopy !req
157. TO FIRE FROM INSIDE
THE VIOLIN CASE.Copy !req
158. ANNA WAITED
FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT.Copy !req
159. WHILE THE AUDIENCE APPLAUDEDCopy !req
160. AND ABDULLAH PLOTTED,Copy !req
161. SHE PULLED THE TRIGGER...Copy !req
162. AND A CONCENTRATED
BOLT OF GAMMA RAYSCopy !req
163. BORED THEIR WAY DEEP
INTO THE TERRORIST'S BRAIN.Copy !req
164. - SOMEBODY HELP!Copy !req
165. SOMEBODY HELP ME, PLEASE!Copy !req
166. - GAMMA RAYS
ARE VERY PENETRATING.Copy !req
167. THE AMOUNT OF RADIATIONCopy !req
168. THAT YOU CAN GET
IN A SINGLE SHOT,Copy !req
169. A HUGE AMOUNT,Copy !req
170. THIS WILL CAUSE
ACUTE PROBLEMS.Copy !req
171. THE FOCUSED BEAM OF LIGHTCopy !req
172. BURNED THROUGH HIS SKULL
AND INTO THE BRAIN,Copy !req
173. CAUSING THERMAL DAMAGE
ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL.Copy !req
174. IN LAYMAN TERMS,
HIS BRAIN WAS MELTED.Copy !req
175. IN THE UNDERCOVER WORLD
OF SPY VERSUS SPY,Copy !req
176. YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE
SOMEONE YOU'RE NOT,Copy !req
177. BUT IN THE END,Copy !req
178. THE ONE
WITH THE BEST TOYS WINS.Copy !req
179. - SOMEBODY HELP!Copy !req
180. - IT CAN GET PRETTY SLOPEY
OVER HERE, SO JUST...Copy !req
181. PRESTON WAS ON AN ADVENTURE.Copy !req
182. A RICH, SPOILED KID,
HE HAD PAID FOR A GUIDECopy !req
183. TO LEAD HIM
THROUGH THE BRAZILIAN JUNGLE,Copy !req
184. SO HE WOULD HAVE
SOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUTCopy !req
185. WITH HIS RICH,
PREPPY FRIENDS.Copy !req
186. - WHOA!Copy !req
187. - HEY!Copy !req
188. - AH!
- HEY! OH!Copy !req
189. - YOU OKAY?Copy !req
190. - FINE.
JUST GIVE ME MY HAT.Copy !req
191. THANK YOU.Copy !req
192. - OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
193. BUT HE WAS NO INDIANA JONES.Copy !req
194. ONE NIGHT AWAY
FROM HIS FOUR-STAR HOTEL,Copy !req
195. AND HE WAS ALREADY
REGRETTING IT.Copy !req
196. - YOU REALLY
WANT TO BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
197. THERE'S A LOT
OF POISONOUS SNAKES AND SPIDERS.Copy !req
198. - SON OF A BITCH.Copy !req
199. ALL HE REALLY WANTED TO DOCopy !req
200. WAS EXPLORE THE TERRITORYCopy !req
201. HIDDEN UNDERNEATH
HIS GUIDE'S SHORTS.Copy !req
202. - DO NOT GO OUT ON YOUR OWN.Copy !req
203. MAKE SURE I KNOW ANY TIME
THAT YOU'RE GOING ANYWHERE.Copy !req
204. THERE'S A LOT OF DANGERS.Copy !req
205. PLEASE TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
206. - WANT TO GO OUT
WITH ME AT NIGHT?Copy !req
207. - NO.
NO, THANK YOU.Copy !req
208. IT WAS A MISERABLE PRESTONCopy !req
209. WHO LAID DOWN
FOR A MUCH-NEEDED SIESTA.Copy !req
210. HE AWOKE FROM A DREAM...Copy !req
211. INTO A NIGHTMARE.
- AAH!Copy !req
212. HE DIDN'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT TARANTULASCopy !req
213. UP AT PRINCETON.Copy !req
214. BUT THEY WERE
JUST THE WARM-UP ACT.Copy !req
215. THE JUNGLE WAS TEACHING
PRESTON A HARD LESSON.Copy !req
216. NATURE WAS A BITCH.Copy !req
217. - IF A CONSTRICTOR
GETS YOU AROUND THE FACE,Copy !req
218. YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
GET HIM OFF BY GOING,Copy !req
219. AAH, AAH, AAH,Copy !req
220. TRYING TO UNDO IT
FROM THE MIDDLE.Copy !req
221. IT'S LIKE TRYING
TO UNDO A KNOT.Copy !req
222. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.Copy !req
223. A 15-FOOT BOA CONSTRICTORCopy !req
224. BEGAN PUTTING THE SQUEEZE
TO PRESTON'S NECK.Copy !req
225. UNABLE TO CRY FOR HELP,Copy !req
226. HE WAS QUICKLY RUNNING
OUT OF BREATH AND TIME.Copy !req
227. - IF YOU DON'T FIND THE TAIL,
YOU'VE GOT A REAL PROBLEM.Copy !req
228. SO YOU FIND IT
AND TRY AN UNRAVEL IT.Copy !req
229. YOU GOT 10 TO 15 SECONDS
TO DO THAT.Copy !req
230. AND IF YOU PANIC,
YOU'RE A DEAD MONKEY.Copy !req
231. THE SNAKE
KEPT TIGHTENING ITS GRIPCopy !req
232. AROUND PRESTON'S THROAT.Copy !req
233. IN LESS THAN TWO MINUTES,Copy !req
234. THE PREPPY ADVENTURER
WAS CHOKED TO DEATH.Copy !req
235. PRESTON
THOUGHT THE JUNGLECopy !req
236. WOULD BE A FUN WALK
IN THE WOODS.Copy !req
237. HE NEVER THOUGHT...Copy !req
238. HE'D GET SO WRAPPED UP IN IT.Copy !req
239. - WHOO-HOO-HOO!Copy !req
240. NEXT, WARM BEER
IS A PARTY KILLER.Copy !req
241. AND WHAT DO YOU CALL
A POOL WITH NO WATER?Copy !req
242. HARD.Copy !req
243. THE GAME OF RUGBYCopy !req
244. IS ONE
OF THE WORLD'S MOST BRUTAL.Copy !req
245. NO HELMETS, NO PADDING,Copy !req
246. JUST 30 GUYS
SCRAMBLING AFTER A BALLCopy !req
247. IN SHORTS
THAT ARE WAY TOO TIGHT.Copy !req
248. THE RUGBY TEAM
FROM SIMI VALLEY U.Copy !req
249. HAD LOST THEIR 15TH GAME
IN A ROW THAT AFTERNOON,Copy !req
250. BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP THEM
FROM CELEBRATING.Copy !req
251. THEY WERE
FAR BETTER PARTIERSCopy !req
252. THAN THEY WERE
RUGBY PLAYERS.Copy !req
253. - HIGH FIVE!
THAT'S MY MAN!Copy !req
254. IN THE LAST FIVE MINUTES,Copy !req
255. JOHN HAD BOTCHED
A CRUCIAL SCORING PLAYCopy !req
256. AND LOST THE GAME.
- OH!Copy !req
257. ON THE FIELD, JOHN
COULDN'T HOLD ON TO THE BALL.Copy !req
258. AND AT PARTIES,Copy !req
259. HE COULDN'T HOLD
HIS LIQUOR.Copy !req
260. - YOU'RE LIKE
A GALAXY OF FRECKLES.Copy !req
261. HEY, MAN, COME ON.Copy !req
262. WITH MORE BEER
IN HIS VEINS THAN BLOOD,Copy !req
263. JOHN WAS ALL SHOOK UP
AND READY TO BLOW.Copy !req
264. - WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, DUDE?Copy !req
265. HE WAS LIKE
AN OPEN CAN OF BUZZKILL.Copy !req
266. - AN INDIVIDUAL
WHO MAY BECOME A BULLYCopy !req
267. MAY HAVE ALREADY STRUGGLED
WITH LOW-SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES.Copy !req
268. AND IN ORDER TO FEEL BETTER
ABOUT THEMSELVES,Copy !req
269. THEY USE THIS ANGER
AND AGGRESSIONCopy !req
270. AS A MEANS
TO PUT OTHER PEOPLE DOWNCopy !req
271. AND TO LIFT THEMSELVES UP,
IN A SENSE.Copy !req
272. - THIS BEER'S COLD!Copy !req
273. I WANT SOME ENGLISH BEER, MATE.Copy !req
274. LET'S WARM IT UP A BIT.Copy !req
275. RIGHT!Copy !req
276. IF YOU EVER WANT
TO BREAK UP A BEACH PARTY,Copy !req
277. JUST THROW THE KEG
IN THE FIRE.Copy !req
278. - WHOO!
GOOD GAME, BABY!Copy !req
279. THAT WAS GOOD, RIGHT?Copy !req
280. COME ON, MAN!Copy !req
281. HEY, THE PARTY'S
JUST GETTING STARTED.Copy !req
282. COME ON!Copy !req
283. JOHN STUCK AROUND,Copy !req
284. BECAUSE SOMEBODY
HAD TO DIE IN THIS STORY.Copy !req
285. THE FIRE HEATED THE KEG
TO 700 DEGREES CELSIUS.Copy !req
286. THE PRESSURE INSIDE
WENT FROM 25 P.S.I.Copy !req
287. TO 600 POUNDS OF BEER PRESSURE
PER SQUARE INCH.Copy !req
288. THE SUPERHEATED KEG EXPLODED,Copy !req
289. SENDING RAZOR-SHARP PIECES
OF ALUMINUM SHRAPNELCopy !req
290. DEEP INTO JOHN'S CHEST.Copy !req
291. - COMPARING A HEATED KEG
TO AN EXPLODING DEVICE,Copy !req
292. I THINK THE CLOSEST THING TO ITCopy !req
293. WOULD BE
A GIANT HAND GRENADE ALMOST.Copy !req
294. I THINK THAT'S REALLY
WHAT THAT BECAME,Copy !req
295. BECAUSE IT CREATED SHRAPNELCopy !req
296. THAT COULD SEVER A LIMBCopy !req
297. OR DO AN INCREDIBLE AMOUNT
OF TISSUE DAMAGECopy !req
298. WHEN IT GOES
INSIDE THE BODY.Copy !req
299. - WHOO-HOO-HOO!Copy !req
300. ANYONE WHO KNEW HIM,Copy !req
301. THOUGHT JOHN
WAS A TOTAL DICK.Copy !req
302. - YOU'RE LIKE
A GALAXY OF FRECKLES.Copy !req
303. WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!Copy !req
304. THE SILVER LINING
IN THIS BEER CLOUD...Copy !req
305. AT LEAST HE DIDN'T TAKE
ANYONE ELSE WITH HIM.Copy !req
306. IT WAS JUST
ANOTHER RAINY AFTERNOON.Copy !req
307. JOE, TRICIA, LENA, AND ALICE
WERE BORED BEYOND BELIEF.Copy !req
308. DRINKING BEER? THAT WAS
FOR THE FRAT-HOUSE CROWD.Copy !req
309. THERE HAD TO BE
A BETTER WAY TO KILL TIME.Copy !req
310. - HEY, GUYS!Copy !req
311. - YEAH!Copy !req
312. - LOOK WHAT I GOT!Copy !req
313. AND THEN TOMMY
CAME TO THE RESCUE.Copy !req
314. HE HAD SOME ACID,Copy !req
315. L.S.D.Copy !req
316. THEY MIGHT LOSE THEIR MINDS...
- YEAH!Copy !req
317. BUT AT LEAST
THEY WON'T BE BORED.Copy !req
318. - YEAH!Copy !req
319. - L.S.D. IS LYSERGIC ACIDCopy !req
320. IT IS ACTUALLY ONE
OF THE MOST COMMONCopy !req
321. AND MOST POTENT
HALLUCINOGENS.Copy !req
322. IT'S SPECULATED TO WORK
ON THE CEREBRAL CORTEXCopy !req
323. AND THE LOCUS COERULEUS.Copy !req
324. THESE TWO AREAS
BEGIN TO CROSS,Copy !req
325. SO IT GIVES THE USER
THE FEELINGCopy !req
326. THAT THEY'RE
ACTUALLY HEARING COLORSCopy !req
327. OF THEY CAN ACTUALLY
FEEL SOUNDS.Copy !req
328. TOMMY GAVE EACH OF HIS FRIENDSCopy !req
329. A HIT
OF THE ACID-SOAKED PAPER.Copy !req
330. - WAIT.
CAN I HAVE ONE MORE?Copy !req
331. ALICE WANTED A SECOND DOSE.Copy !req
332. SHE'D JUST BEEN DUMPED
BY HER BOYFRIENDCopy !req
333. AND WAS LOOKING TO WIPE
HER SLATE CLEAN.Copy !req
334. TWO HITS OF BLOTTER ACID
WOULD TAKE CARE OF THAT.Copy !req
335. SOON ENOUGH, THE ACID
STARTED COMING ON,Copy !req
336. AND THE GANG GOT GIGGLY.Copy !req
337. OUTSIDE,
IT WAS COLD AND RAINY,Copy !req
338. BUT INSIDE THEIR HEADS,
IT WAS WARM AND FUZZY.Copy !req
339. THE POOL WAS EMPTY,Copy !req
340. BUT THAT DIDN'T KEEP
THESE TRIPPERSCopy !req
341. FROM TAKING A DIP.Copy !req
342. IN THEIR MINDS,
THEY WERE SWIMMING.Copy !req
343. - THE USE
OF HALLUCINOGENIC DRUGSCopy !req
344. IS REALLY COMMON.Copy !req
345. IT'S A BIG PROBLEM,Copy !req
346. BECAUSE YOU HAVE PEOPLE
THAT, UH, ARECopy !req
347. NOT IN THE REGULAR REALITY.Copy !req
348. SO THEY WILL, YOU KNOW,
SEE THINGS THAT AREN'T THERE,Copy !req
349. AND THEY WILL START
TO, UH, DO ACTIONSCopy !req
350. IN THE REAL WORLD THAT
CORRESPOND TO THESE FANTASIES.Copy !req
351. - AAH!Copy !req
352. - HEY, GUYS!
- ALICE!Copy !req
353. ALICE, COME IN!Copy !req
354. JUMP IN! JUMP IN!Copy !req
355. THE WATER'S GREAT!
JUMP IN!Copy !req
356. TWO-HIT ALICE
HAD GONE OFF THE DEEP END.Copy !req
357. - ALICE.
COME ON, ALICE.Copy !req
358. AND THEN SHE JUMPED OFF IT.Copy !req
359. A PERFECT BELLY FLOP
INTO A WATERLESS POOLCopy !req
360. WILL POP ANYONE'S LIFE BULB.Copy !req
361. THE IMPACT SHATTERED
HER SPINAL COLUMN,Copy !req
362. CUTTING OFF
HER PHRENIC NERVE,Copy !req
363. WHICH POWERS THE DIAPHRAGM.Copy !req
364. HER LUNGS
STOPPED FUNCTIONING,Copy !req
365. AND SHE DIED
IN LESS THAN A MINUTE.Copy !req
366. IF YOU EVER GET THE NOTIONCopy !req
367. THAT TAKING TWO HITS
OF ACID IS A GOOD IDEA...Copy !req
368. GO ASK ALICE.Copy !req
369. UP NEXT...Copy !req
370. - I'LL PROTECT YOU.Copy !req
371. AN ECO-WARRIOR MEETS HIS MATCH.Copy !req
372. - NO! NO! NO! NO!Copy !req
373. NO! AAH!Copy !req
374. DEEP
IN THE MONTANA WILDERNESS,Copy !req
375. A LOGGING CREW
IS HARD AT WORK.Copy !req
376. CHAIN SAWS AND CRASHING TREES
ECHO THROUGHOUT THE FOREST.Copy !req
377. IT'S THE BATTLE
BETWEEN MAN AND NATURE,Copy !req
378. AND MAN IS WINNING...Copy !req
379. EXCEPT FOR ONE TREECopy !req
380. AND ONE MAN WHO DECIDED
TO TAKE A STAND.Copy !req
381. HE CALLS HIMSELF "ROOT DOG."Copy !req
382. HE'S LASHED HIMSELF
TO A BIG-OLD OAKCopy !req
383. AND IS PREPARED TO DEFEND IT
WITH HIS LIFE.Copy !req
384. - DON'T BE SCARED.Copy !req
385. NO—NO TEARS. NO...Copy !req
386. THE ONLY PROBLEM,Copy !req
387. ROOT DOG IS NUTTIER
THAN THE ORGANIC GRANOLACopy !req
388. HE EATS EVERY MORNING.Copy !req
389. - I DIDN'T SAY THAT.Copy !req
390. I'LL PROTECT YOU.Copy !req
391. YES, I WILL.
I'LL PROTECT YOU.Copy !req
392. WHEN THE LOGGERS
FINALLY SHOW UP,Copy !req
393. ROOT DOG RANTS...Copy !req
394. - MURDERERS!Copy !req
395. AND RAVES...Copy !req
396. - YOU GREEDY, MEAT-SUCKING
BLOOD VESSELS.Copy !req
397. AND THE LOGGERS WANDER OFF,Copy !req
398. SHAKING THEIR HEADS.Copy !req
399. THERE'S PLENTY OF OTHER TREES
TO CUT DOWN.Copy !req
400. - I FEEL...Copy !req
401. THEN ANOTHER FRIEND
OF THE FOREST SHOWS UP.Copy !req
402. - GO ON, SHOO.Copy !req
403. GO! NO, NO!
NO! NO!Copy !req
404. MR. GRIZZLY BEAR
LOVES NATURE LOVERS.Copy !req
405. - AAH!
NO! NO! NO!Copy !req
406. HE MAKES A NICE MEALCopy !req
407. OUT OF THE CRUNCHY, MUNCHY
TREE HUGGER.Copy !req
408. - YOU HAVE TO KEEP IN MIND
THAT A BEAR IS AN OMNIVORE.Copy !req
409. HE'LL TAKE AND EAT
ANYTHING HE CAN.Copy !req
410. THE BEAR DOESN'T CARE
WHAT PART IT EATS EITHER.Copy !req
411. IT GOES RIGHT DOWN
ON ROOT DOG'S ROOT.Copy !req
412. - GET OUT!
I NEED THAT! I NEED THAT!Copy !req
413. GET OFF! GO! GET OFF!Copy !req
414. - YOU CAN SEE THE BEAR
IS NOT INTIMIDATED.Copy !req
415. THE BEAR'S IN NO RUSH.Copy !req
416. YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.Copy !req
417. YOU'RE TIED TO A TREE,Copy !req
418. SO, EVENTUALLY,
HE'S GONNA GO CRUNCH,Copy !req
419. AND THEN HE'S GOING,
"THAT TASTED PRETTY GOODCopy !req
420. AND WAS VERY EASY."Copy !req
421. AND SO HE'LL START
PULLING ON PIECES.Copy !req
422. YOU'RE GONNA BECOME LUNCH.Copy !req
423. - AAH! NO! AAH!Copy !req
424. - THOSE GUYS THAT WANT
TO BECOME ONE WITH THE ANIMALS,Copy !req
425. THEY DO.Copy !req
426. ROOT DOG BELIEVED IN NATURE.Copy !req
427. - I'LL PROTECT YOU.Copy !req
428. IN THE END,
YOU CAN SAY THAT NATURE WAS...Copy !req
429. - GO AWAY! GO AWAY!Copy !req
430. WELL-SERVED.Copy !req